Tuesday 18th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Can I Have An ITG

February 28, 2013 Albuquerque, The Dirty, Vancouver 320 87,229 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was wondering about the infamous ITG. I recently decided to get off my ass and get thin, but unfortunately I’m only 5 feet tall. All the ITGs that Ive ever seen on your website or online, belong to girls that are at least 5’5. Most of them are easily 5’7.  I’m short with a somewhat stocky frame. Do you think I can successfully get an ITG even tho I have stubby legs? I have super nice shape but those damn thighs are rubbing. Pic isnt me of course.

Try this – GCBx – it will cut you down and burn the inner thigh fat. The same Doc who created Cellan made this specific to certain areas of the body. Also, add 15 minutes of cardio and you will see daylight in-between your legs.- nik



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Is She Hot Enough To Be Full Of Herself

January 14, 2013 Albuquerque, BYU 2 5,958 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl thinks shes the all that and a bag of chips lol. Supposedly nothing compares to her beauty what do you think? I guess this is her work attire.

Her thighs touch.- nik



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UNM Slore

November 30, 2012 Albuquerque 0 6,857 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Check this- This chic is Theresa Gonzales (Gallardo). She used to do online porn, work at a message parlor (the happy ending type) and strip at Knock Outs (Albuquerque, NM hole in the wall strip club). She smoked mth then graduated to H**oin all while dragging her 3 kids along for the rid (3 kids by 3 different baby daddies). How do I know these things? I read this whores diary? Why are chic’s stupid enough to write stuff like that down? Somehow she stopped using drugs and got a degree from UNM and now works at UNM. She cut her hair short so no one would recognize her (UNM is located 5 blocks from Knockouts). So long story short, i hooked up with this SLORE not knowing her past. She ripped me off, gave me the worst head I ever had AND gave me h***tis. (learned about the hepatitis reading her stupid diary) She can cut her hair, get her education on, but no one will forget her past. Once a HO, always a HO! What do you think Nik? What would you do if a chic gave u he**tis?

Doesn’t look like she’s qualified for any of those jobs.- nik



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Walmart Black Friday Fighting Over Phones During 2012, White People Act Like Animals

November 25, 2012 Albuquerque, The Dirty 104 9,552 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the traditional Thanksgiving shopping frenzy ate into the day itself this year with stores throwing open their doors on Thursday evening. Black Friday – a key date in the two-month holiday season retail splurge – is the chance for stores across the US to turn a profit for the whole year. Americans have grown more comfortable shopping online, putting pressure on traditional retailers who can make up to 40% of their annual revenue in November and December. In what has been dubbed “Gray Thursday”, Target opened its doors at 9pm, three hours earlier than last year. Sears, which did not open on Thanksgiving last year, opened at 8pm.

Savages.- nik



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Hot New IT Girl Coming Through

November 21, 2012 Albuquerque 2 9,624 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I just fell on her on twitter!! duuuuude this girl is DA Bomb heard she the lil Daughter of a famous dictator or stg in africa! she sings she acts she has no limit she aint scared of shit and she looks damn fine whadyu think. i don’t see a lot of black girls that good looking she could become the big thing! young n fresh blood… also followed her she really seem like a nice girl!!!

Self post.- nik



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Cheating On Her Marine

November 7, 2012 Albuquerque, Marine Corps 9 9,876 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this bitch thinks she’s clever. She decided to marry one of our homeboys who was about to go overseas for the United States military….. They had only been together about 6 months and he was head over heels for her and her baby. I feel so bad because for some reason she thought she could get away with cheating with a guy who his friends already knew. From my understanding this bitch (for lack of a better word) has gotten pregnant multiple times by this guy all the while her husband is overseas busting his ass for her and the UNited States of America. She broke up with her “side piece” after finding out that this idiot finally found out she was married and attempted to contact her husband. Her husband deserves better. She’s not only a homie hopper but a conniving whore and has ruined so many friendships for a marriage she obviously doesn’t give two shits about in the first place. I really just want her to be outed so other men can steer clear and keep their noses clean of this bitch.

Sounds like a stand up dude.  The world would be a better place if everyone did that.- nik



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