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Categorizing Men

September 16, 2014 Albuquerque, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I occasionally read this website, mostly to see if somebody I knew or do know is on here. Luckily most people I know are not on here.  So obviously I’ve noticed that most posts are done by illiterate people who have far to much time and hatred on their hands.  One thing really bugs me though. All these people post, especially about females saying ‘Watch your bf or husband’, ‘all men have slept with her’ and ‘it is not my fault all men want me’. It is frustrating because they are making it seem like all men are cheating bastards and that they have no respect for themselves or women. Being a woman who is engaged to a wonderful man, I find it ridiculous that these people are making all men seem like pigs. P.S. To those ‘girls’ saying all men want them: …not all men do…please grow up! Thanks Nik!!

That guy totally cheats in life.- nik

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Thinks She’s a Ten

August 12, 2014 Albuquerque, Kansas City 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: So she is 18, but looks closer to 30. Already been fired from Twin Peaks & a retail job, she spends all day bitching about why some guy from high school doesn’t love her anymore. Biggest ambition in life so far, she lives in uptown, where she likes to get drunk & bring the boys home for fun. Beware of this stage five clinger from New Mexico though, I’m sure they were glad to see her her go. Give her six more months and she’ll be working the stage at baby dolls and trolling for a sugar daddy. The girls self esteem is is a -50, which is perfect because once you take off the Mac force field, the push-up bra, the self tanner, and the fake nails so is she.

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Edy Rascon New Mexico Scumbag

July 28, 2014 Albuquerque 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: this worthless excuse for a man has 3 little girls by 3 different women that he will deny at least one of them. he is a lazy scumbag who prays on women by lying left and right in order to live off of them. two of his daughters are by mother and daughter, he had them pregnant at the same time. the sorry excuse for a mother is Martha Rodríguez who works at burritos al instante in los lunas. Edy Rascon and Martha Rodríguez still live together in Belen NM. Dont let this ugly fool destroy anymore lives!

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Brittany Coon Of Santa Fe

May 26, 2014 Albuquerque 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brittany coon aka britt any from santa fe dated her last year. She stole hundreds of dollars from me and pretty sure she slept around nearly the whole time we were dating. she would make wild accusations of me for cheating with girls i worked with.(MADE UP NAMES OF PPL WHO DIDNT EVEN WORK THERE) SHE IS AN EXTREME PSYCHOPATH AND SUPER JEALOUS.) SHE BROKE into my house and caused a ton of damage(bout 2500 dollars worth, and stole a leather jacket of mine and all my tshirts a week before xmas, through down my christmas tree and did all this knowing i have children. Broke windows out in my apartment. An all around nut. She photoshops pictures of herself of fb to look better than she really does. And this girl loves to lick ass. One day she came over and her face reeked of asshole(no lie). Thats when i first realized this bitch is a lil whore and im done with her.

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Monica Ambrosio — Catfish Or Real Person

May 25, 2014 Albuquerque, The Dirty 187

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can anyone in the Dirty Army tell me if Monica Ambrosio is a real person. I’ve been dating her for three years (long distance). We are in love, but last night was my final straw. She refuses to face time or skype with me. My heart is breaking just writing this. I’m sorry Monica I love you and I didn’t want to put you on The Dirty but you left me no choice bun bun.

I think more people need to break-up with their imaginary partners via nik

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Prison Mistress of Roswell

May 9, 2014 Albuquerque 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Star Martinez of Albuquerque, NM. She enjoys visiting married men in prison. This amazing woman even found a way to get pregnant minus a conjugal visit. Ladies, you might want to look her up for tips to see how you to can bang your man unnoticed.. She is now pregnant with her 5th child… The welfare system loves her. Take a good look, we work to pay her bills and she collects our money to take care of him. Instead of taking care of her children, she spends her money on him. Absolutely pathetic. Star’s hobbies include stalking this lovely inmates ex girlfriends and his current wife, collecting free money from the government and other recreational activities. She is a disgusting whore… She needs to stop making babies, get an education and stop thinking she is the only one with this man… Guess what boo, he’s playing you!!!!

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America 101 – We Are Failing

May 7, 2014 Albuquerque, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can only blame Instagram for this. Poor child, not the one doing drugs.

I wonder who inspired the red hair color?- nik

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Self Proclaimed Sex Addict Matt Rainer

April 18, 2014 Albuquerque, San Antonio 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Women Stay Away From Matt Rainier an 11b in the active duty army. Im doing this on behalf of my friend his Ex wife and so That his mistress and now new Wife will wake up and not end up like my friend. . Matt was engaged to the ugly one in the pictures while his Wife was pregnant with their 3rd child last summer. As far as everyone else new he told everyone they were separated but that was a lie. .. his wife found out about the affair 2 weeks before the baby came and he didnt even make an attempt to see child child into the world. My friend told me that while visiting his children that summer he tried to sleep with her more than one time claiming “we are still married its not cheating”. He sends his ex wife pictures of his penis while his mistress is very pregnant with his 4th child. He went to see his wife and kids in January before the divorce was finalized and still tried again to have sex with her.. understandable because shes one of the most beautiful person inside and out.. My friend wants to take the high road and not tell the new wife the true story but children are envolved now.. he doesn’t contact his daughters like a father should.. only visits 2 times a year with 0-10% contact between. . If I can spare the new wife from being in the same postion as my friend. This guy is charming and he lies about everything. Nicole is the name of this new wife.. my advice to you is to contact his ex wife like a grown ass woman and seek the answers u probably have questions to.. heard he cheated on you already in December. . He cheated on my friend for 7 years.. don’t be that nieve. . Look at you look at his ex wife.. looks dont matter. He tells everyone hes a sex Addict

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