THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Laura Daley and I can’t believe she isn’t on this site already. Talk about the biggest, washed-out former groupie in OC! I met her about 4 years back through mutual friends and have seen her only a few times in person since then but I can name at least 25 guys she’s slept with and I don’t even live in the same state as her!! Shes like Vegas’s transplant-slut. She used to be really cute but her looks and personality have started to deteriorate over the years (drugs I’m assuming). I think she’s realizing it too because she’s been having major Facebook/twitter freak outs lately as less and less people seem to care about what she says/does. It’s sad how many people are laughing at her. Her desperate efforts to get her D-list band hook-ups back are so sad and the pictures she posts are classless. She prides herself in doing nothing all day but sitting on the internet rambling about her eating disorder and her psychotic plots to get pregnant. Laura honey, let me offer you some advice: close your legs, get offline, and go get a day job because you’re definitely past your prime girlfriend! You’re just looking like a 30 year old prostitute now.
She didn’t bother putting any clothes on but she sure was able to slap on a few coats of Mac.- nik