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Fullerton College

October 6, 2014 Anaheim, Los Angeles 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Crazy story for the dirty. So, there is this guy that is all over tinder, Instagram, facebook, etc. He thinks he is a lady’s man going around picking up girls. He walks around colleges…Fullerton college, Rio Hondo college etc..trying to pick up girls. He pretends like he is sweet but a little cocky and confident and lures them into giving them their number. I was so close to going out with him because a few weeks back he approached me at Rio Hondo. He studies pick-up-artist techniques for getting girls and has a crew following him doing the same bull crap. Lying to woman in order to get them to give in to going out with him. Thank god I didn’t give in. A friend of mind said to stay away because he drugs girls and/or rapes them once he takes them out and gets to know them a bit. He targets young twenty something’s that are new in town or young and naive. She said he was extremely forward with her and tried to get her to do crazy stuff like suck his tongue and bite his ear. He also kept calling her a slut and tried to get her to film them doing stuff. He is really pushy and aggressive and ended up drugging and raping her and trying to make her feel like she initiated it afterward. I just want everyone to know the truth about him because he is on college campuses all the time trying to pick up chicks he can do this kind of thing to. If you see him….Stay away!!!!! His name is Dante Hernandez and he will try to get you to call him Master Dante! Throw up! Guys like this need to be exposed and stopped!!!

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Fatty Krysten

September 11, 2014 Anaheim, Los Angeles 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Krysten whatever her last name cheats on her bf always every week now. I feel bad for the poor guy, I f*** his girl while she was mad. She wanted it. But don’t let this c** trick you, she talks about having two jobs but in reality she works at a s** low minimum wage job bagging food! And her second job….not even a real job she just volunteers at her church SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE THIS GORL A REALITY CHECK THIS ISNT A JOB GET YOUR S** STRAIGHT. Aside from having “two hardworking jobs” she says she goes to school for criminal justice….she goes to school for a different subject and also just changed her major so she can Copy the life of jasmine Farr. Looks like krysten is jealous of jasmine success and life that she needs to lie about her life like school and work and all the other lies things she says.

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Mike Bibby, Not the Basketball Player

July 21, 2014 Anaheim, Newport 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This guy calls himself Mike Bibby. Perfect example of a 30k millionaire burn out. Not only did he get his little brother smoking meth at age 15, he repeatedly dates junkies (one of which died and he started dating her friend). Maybe by posting this he’ll realize that by being 27 and addicted to drugs wo’t get you anywhere. Most people snap out of drug use if any after done being a teenager. This guy took it to a whole nother level. He thinks people are shapeshifters and “big brother” is watching him all the time. Before getting kicked out of his house, his little brother went on a rage and beat him in the head with a crowbar (definitely deserved it). After getting kicked out of his house, his mommy is now paying for a luxurious apartment off Ball Road in Anaheim (ya know, where all the tweek and h*roin and hookers are sold) for him and his fellow “baseball team” members can twist up the pipe. He is the epitome of El Toro Highschool graduates. Smoking mth and hanging out on Facebook for 16 hours at a time is NOT a career. Snap out of it and make your mother proud. Not that she cares obviously.

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Ryan Kesler Has No Balls

July 8, 2014 Anaheim, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Vancouver 210


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off Ryan Kesler can go f*ck himself, you unloyal bastard! He lied to his fans saying he didn’t demand a trade and that he wanted to stay with the Canucks then suddenly he has a list of two teams he would be traded to. Run away when things get tough you big pussy! Don’t be blaming the team for your sh*tty efforts as a player. Worthless POS!  Buddy take a look at yourself you’re pushing 30 and are injury prone, good luck trying to help out a team when you’re injured. You do realize the cup isn’t given out for a diving competition right?? Your ass is going to get beat when you come back to this city.  You want to leave Vancouver….go ahead you filthy dirtbag, about time. It’s f*cking disgusting how many women you sleep with then go home to your wife and three kids! Should probably get checked out before your penis falls off. Your poor wife, she’s clueless with the sh*t that you do. Andrea Kesler is ugly and will never compete with the women in California, she’s just headed for heartache. Such bullsh*t he wanted a fresh start. More like Kessy wanted to move somewhere to get new pussy. HELLOOOO LA=hot women+playboy mansion+playboy bunnies or maybe even another teammate’s wife??  Sound familiar? All your dirt is going to be aired out. You lack a brain so I’m not surprised.  I really hope someone treats your daughters exactly the way you treat women, f*ck and chuck, a dad to be proud of! and will probably teach your son to do the same… stay classy f*cker!

I’m excited to be teammates with Ryan Kesler. You can catch us at Fig & Olive after practice… chasing tail. Go Ducks!- nik

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Regina Maria Venta

May 7, 2014 Anaheim, Los Angeles 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: I don’t even know where to start. This girl is the slimiest, most vile creature on the planet. She constantly uses people to benefit herself then dumps them like yesterday’s paper. She moved here from Wyoming because she wanted to live the “Cali life.” She moved in with her 50 year old sugar daddy. When he kicked her out for being shady and having sex with more people for money, she moved in with her boyfriend of 2 days. She lied to him by making him believe he drugged her to have sex with him. Regina is a self proclaimed attention whore that constantly needs male attention and selfies to make herself feel significant. She is constantly judging other people by their weight and how they look, when she herself looks like a gremlin without make up. Newsflash Regina, 3 hours or make up doesn’t hide the ugly the seeps out from within your non existent cold hearted soul. Also, moving to California because everyone hates you in Wyoming is not a solution. Everyone will hate you here too in due time. This girl honestly deserves an award for her acting. She comes off so sweet. BEWARE. She has cheated on her boyfriend numerous times, she is a pathological liar and she will stab your back. Not only that but she’s the laziest person I’ve ever met. Her dream is to be a trophy wife and to sit on her ass all day and spend your money. She refuses to work because “she’s too good for it.” Alright everyone you’ve been warned.

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Compensates for a Small Greg

April 29, 2014 Anaheim 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Daniel Usami is soooo bad in bed! So small too could’t even feel him. There was so much extra condom left he should have used finger condoms instead. What’s worse is this guy is a total loser and wannabe player who says things like you always have to have a side chick in case the other one does’t work out. It’s all talk and when you call him dumb he gets butthurt. He shaves his pubes completely off like a chick. A loser who keeps his socks on. He’ll be the first to criticize but can’t take it himself and thinks you’re lying. Super self conscience about his small, uncircumcised , thin penis. He’s so dumb it’s like how am I talking to a 28 yr old? Horrible regret!

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The New Disneyland Policy Is A Disgrace

April 27, 2014 Anaheim, The Dirty 236


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last week, 16 families with autistic children filed a lawsuit against Walt Disney … Disneyland and Disney California Adventure, saying the new policy … their groups wouldn’t get a pass allowing them to skip the line on most rides.  That is not right, children who are autistic have it hard enough, making them wait hours in line during  hot summer weather is not right!  Do you agree with me?  I know you are there weekly with baby Press.

This is a question for Jenny McCarthy, not me.- nik

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The Lebron James of Douche

April 25, 2014 Anaheim, Orange County 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh man where to begin with this guy. Here you have your typical drug using degenerate imbecile/waste of life. Idk which is worse: the severely tweezed eyebrows, or the tribal tats that indicate lack of originality/trying to be a bad ass. Homie was obese two years ago, got into shape and thinks he’s a bona fide thug. You can find him stunting in a used C-class, blasting the latest no-talent rapper, with his shirt off or getting his eyebrows threaded. I think he cleans carpets or something for a living. The saddest part of this story is homies girl keeps going back to him, this time because she was dropped by her ex. This guys is so abusive to her, the only victim in this story is her. Truly fitting that he’s on this site, cuz these guys are dirty. drds are no joking matter, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he and his friends had one. I got one word for him: pathetic.

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