The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Darcy Ann Reighard. This sl*t is not only a female hater because her last husband left her for her best friend, she’s also a dead beat mom. She let her kids be raised by her ex because she’s too lazy to get a job. Yet she blasts other women’s parenting! Unreal. Now that some are grown, she acts like she has been a good mom this whole time. She is a tag chaser just looking for that military check because she’s a lazy slob. She’s getting ready to abandon her youngest children yet again to chase some military guy to North Carolina. She sits on her fat *ss all day shut in her home starting internet fights with other women and making up drama because her man is gone a lot and she’s lonely and insecure. She takes her cabin fever out on everyone especially women that are prettier and have bigger boobs or get more attention then her…which as you can see, isn’t hard to do. She goes around calling other women fat. I know she owns a mirror so what’s up with that? She claims she doesn’t have stretch marks, but I see some and her legs are covered in cellulite. Nik, you and your wife should develop a cream to get rid of cottage cheese and send her a complimentary gallon of it. I know there are beautiful women in Alaska. I have seen them. But how come the most beat and ugly b*tches up here think they are hot? Please put this horse-faced b*tch on blast for not only being a deadbeat mom but for thinking she’s sexy, and for just being an all around hater and mean and spiteful b*tch. PLEASE somebody let her know that she is BUTT UGLY and not Alaska’s finest.

She needs to add ruffles to her outfits so you can’t see them sinking into her skin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mohamed Ibrahim Mohamed El Emam born 2-6-74 Egyptian national conned an american citizen into marriage to obtain visa. Then proceeded to steal her birth certificate and divorce decree to falsly apply for citizenship. Took all her money, house, car and fled to Alaska to a job his wife obtained for him. He was eventually fired from this job and worked at several other jewelry stores that cater to tourists in Alaska and St. Thomas. He has tried to apply for lines of credit with large jewelry suppliers by passing himself off as the owner or manager of stores he has worked for. Women and employers beware. He is married to 2 women in Egypt where this is allowed. And believed to be married to a woman in California.

I don’t think its that big of a deal since he’s not allowed to leave the country, nor can he afford too.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this soldier stationed at JBER tried to fake his death. I was a friend to this guy Robert Clark. Best friends I thought. I got an e-mail from his brother telling me he had been killed in a rescue mission during the Japanese Tsunami last March. He was TDY in Okinawa and got crushed by a falling building. I heard about how they arranged his boots and gave his ashes to his daughter and his family to scatter into the ocean. How his dog tags were literally dripping with sweat. It was heart wrenching. I saw a guy drive down my street this morning that looked eerily like my friend. I thought I was going crazy. Now mind you, after he died I searched the papers, the internet for any record of his death. He claimed he was EOD so I thought maybe something was classified or secret about the way he had died. Nonetheless I went on about my life as usual. Hurt, but moving on. Something told me to search for his number to call and see if the number was disconnected or whatever. I thought I was seeing things or going crazy. I fished out the number, called and lo and behold he answered! I was shocked. I confronted him about lying about FAKING HIS DEATH. I mean how lame. He gave me an excuse about some trouble he was having with a woman at the time. It was all he could think of doing to get away from her he said. Now tell me how f*cked up is this? How could someone not have the balls to tell someone to fck off that they wanted nothing to do with but instead act like they died? On top of everything he has little man’s syndrome, and think he deserves a VS secret model on his arm for some reason. Nik put this guy on blast for not only being a sh*tty friend. But a general douche bag that goes around claiming he’s a Christian and a good guy. He’s trying to claim he’s stationed at Ft. Lewis, but I made some phone calls and found out he is here in Anchorage on JBER. Not only is he a liar, but an all around shitty friend. Now I’m starting to wonder if all those war stories he told me were crap. I don’t know what to believe. What he did tarnishes the memory of all the men and women that have lost their lives. I’m a forgiving person. But this one is just too much to forgive.

Must of had a bad (gay) experience he’s now trying to shake.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy happens to be the best thing to happen to all the women of Anchorage. I used to work with this guy at a local bar and it would amaze you to find out how much his shit don’t stink. He is very rarely employed, hits on everything that moves, and owes half the people in town money. He tried hitting on me for some time now with no success but it certainly didn’t stop him from trying. Sleezeball in the dictionary should have a picture of him next to it. It is amazing how someone with absolutely nothing going for him can be so high on himself. This is a warning to all the women of Anchorage to stay away from this douche.

You don’t look so tough when you tweeze your eyebrows.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okayy this chick is one hell of a person. She is the biggest sh*t talker and fakest person iv ever known. She is no human being id want to be around and i feel bad for all her so called “friends”. She uses people and treats people like pieces of sh*ts when in reality she’s the biggest piece of sh*t that some one just needs to pick up in throw away. She abuses her kids and she talks sh*t bout the way her friends treat their kids. Nowhere near the way she does. She is no mom i would ever want. She makes fun of people to make herself feel better bout herself. Because she knows shes a lame and nothing more. Shes a jealous psycho who has to complete with everyone. She thinks she’s the baddest chick out here and yet she’s a p*ssy and u can see that just from taking a glance at the b*tch. This 27 year old chick has to make evryone around her feel like sh*t cuz she brags bout everything she has and to her she thinks shes the richest person on earth. Sorry to say but b*tch your no where near being rich. But you just keep telling yourself that to make ur self confidence stay up. To anyone out ther i suggest you think twice before wanting anything to do with this fat cow with a donut roll as what she calls a stomach.

She is just a waste.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is a psycho bitch for sure. She will make you think she is your friend, or that she cares about you, but if you do one thing wrong, the tiniest thing, she goes psycho, beats you up and spreads rumors about you. She thinks she is the hottest bitch, or she wants to be? I`m not exactly sure..she is on diet pills to try and lose weight, but it isn`t working at all. She has even tried to slim down by using ccaine and mdma. She has slept with pretty much every guy in Inuvik. Including a 32 year old, when she was 17, she is 18 now and still slutting around. She cheats on her boyfriends, and brags about it. And she brags about controlling her boyfriends and manipulating them and other people. She befriends girls that are fatter than her because she said it makes her look not as fat. If she doesn`t get it her way with her boyfriends, she beats them up and stages it to look like she was the victim, threatening to take them to the cops saying that THEY beat HER up. She beats up her own family, she beats up her friends. She wears more make-up than a clown and a tranny combined and tries to say that she barely wears any. She edits the fck out of her photos, she has not even one photo of herself that is unedited. *And by edit, I mean just boosted up the brightness and contrast. She will take pictures of herself without makeup and edit the shit out of it and say \”this is what I look like with no makeup. She tries to intimidate people by threatening them, and insulting them, and if that doesn`t work, again, she goes completely psycho. She is the best liar out there, she believes her own lies. When her boyfriends end it with her because they realize how crazy she is, she blames it on other people as an excuse to start shit with them. Her mother smoked crack when she was pregnant with her. So maybe that`s why she is so messed up. If you think she is your friend, think again. She is probably going to fuck your boyfriend, then beat you both up. Beware, the beached whale, Chelsey Bjornson..

Judging by her boots she’s not someone you wanna get involved with, the diet pills can’t hold back the thunder forever.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY LADIES, check out this fine joke from thunder bay, GRAHAME LONGLEY, most of you girls know him as a fine smoothguy, but really asking every girl in town “what there wearing” isnt so smooth, as this fine peice of work is now finding it very hard to find a piece of ass these days cuz unfortunatly GIRLS TALK, if u know anyone that is a victom to this asshole let them know that they might have something, ******cuz hes done everyone***** he might even tell every girl oh i want to marry u and then when u say no and tell the other girls to watch guess what he does he continues to tell them oh i loved u soo much but i thought u were so much different from the rest !!!!!! GUESS WHAT GRAHAME NO ONE LIKES U BUD, NOONE SO STOP BEING AN SKID AND GROW THE FCK UP!!!

Biggest nose in town maybe.  And is he wearing one of those slim down shirts  with extra thick lining to keep you gut in check.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this predator needs to be put on blast. This is Kody Kimberlin, he’s from Sitka Alaska and goes to the University of Anchorage Alaska. Don’t ever become friends with this douchebag all he does is lie. He has a habit of going after teenage and 20 something girls. He’ll lie, cheat, and do what ever it takes to get you to have sex with him. If you say NO like me he turns into a whiney little b*tch that won’t stop begging for sex every f*cking moment. Since I washed my hands off this loser he’s been going around behind my back talking sh*t lying to everyone I’m some crazy sociopath. He’s a total dumb*ss too he gave me his phone number, his address and he sexted me. Don’t thank me for the pictures thank him. P.S. Kody swears he’s straight as an arrow but that’s just another lie. Ask his bros on facebook they’ll tell you he regularly took guys to the movie theatre in Sitka for god knows what.

This is just mortifying.- nik