She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Chey’s Friend Ry Ry In Alaska
Posted in Anchorage, Dallas | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chey, the club promoter, turned big boobs mcgee, turned porn star, turned prego’s friend Reilly aka Ry Ry (ex Access Dallas club promo) now lives in Alaska? Did she just have to get the f*** away from the whale or what? I remember seeing Ry Ry everywhere from Wish to Kinki hanging out with this wh*re, the go go trash Kristi, but now in Alaska…WTF?
Just like fish, eskimos return to where they were born at a certain time in their life. It’s instinct. Don’t worry, Dallas can still smell you Ry Ry.- nik
Anchorage Hottie
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty, Would You? | January 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what would you rate this one? Her name is Amanda and is from Fairbanks,AK. I’d say she’s the one decent girl in Alaska. And be honest if you were here and came across her please tell me you would.
Answer: If I was hiding out in Alaska I would probably let her go down on me, but I wouldn’t tell anyone because she is a 4.9882678 in America.
Meet Stala
Posted in Anchorage, Would You? | December 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Stala. She is by far my favorite bartender in the AK to not only make my drinks but to look at. She’s pretty and a bad ass bartender. So would you or wouldnt you?
Answer: No, I would rather stick my Greg in a frozen pond in Alaska.
Alaskan DB
Posted in Anchorage | December 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – this guy is a real DB. Meet Paul Th**ker, this clown cheats on every girl he has ever been with and runs around A town thinking he is the sh*t. Didn’t those chops go out a few years ago? This guy needs a new life! He rides a snow machine for a living and is getting too old to do that let alone hit on 18 year old girls he is seen around town with.
A snow machine in Alaska? So cliche.- nik
Anchorage Dirty Girl
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty | November 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Angela, the dirty celeb that you have been begging for from the 49th state… She thinks that she is a model but requires a 24 hour MAC forcefield complete with sharkskin; there are clearly no opportunities for legitimate modeling in Alaska, just sl*ts promoting alcohol, drugs and lame “clubs” . She tried bartending in Anchorage but couldn’t keep a job because she is a juice pig and couldn’t lay off the stuff for six hours to work a bar shift. She loves purple crayons but doesn’t discriminate on the color of the gregs she bounces on. She is a total attention wh*re and needs to be loved all the time but people just think she is a sl*t. Dane Cook even hated on her at his show in Anchorage because she tried to scam on him while she was drunk gold diggin and her boyfriend was out of town. (DANE COOK IS A SERIOUS DOUCHE: but we take what shows we can get here in the middle of no where). Oh one more thing, when she is not deviating her septum with the not so free blow; costing her morals, shame and dignity. She is a preschool teacher during the week. She def has the life style to be a dirty celeb, what you think nik?
Why the hell is Dane Cook doing shows in Alaska? Angie does have a strong chin, but she is not even in the 4.876456 rage of hotness. That disqualifies her for Dirty Celeb status. You have to be at least a nickel.- nik
Dirty Army In Alaska
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty | November 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the DA had a few comments about Christine. She’s not 7 feet tall but she has been around. Word on the street is she’s been tag teamed by a few hockey players when she was just coming up. I liked her better before I heard the stories. Very small circles up here nik… very small….
“Been around” in Alaska is like 3 people. She is like a virgin in any other city.- nik
Another Alaskan Beauty
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty | November 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – you asked for it. I have been on the search for the best girls in Anchorage for your fans to pick apart. Because even the ugly girls have attitude up here; and we’re sick of it! Perfection and Women never go in the same sentence up here I assure you. We need an Alaskan Dirty Celebrity, I decided, and I’ll help you find one. What about this one?
You know this chick probably thinks she is god up in eskimo town. I am actually surprised they have photoshop up in Alaska, let alone computers.- nik
Misplaced Anatomy
Posted in Anchorage | November 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dirty Army Anchorage reporting for duty. Bet you didn’t know v*ginas could be located in the armpit. Those are some serious labias.
Only in Alaska baby! Now do you see why I am so picky about armpits on chicks?- nik
Anchorage’s Finest
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty | November 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am not even going to ask would you… I wouldn’t, but apparently in Anchorage these girls think they are something special. Please put them on blast for all the fellas in A town.
Wow, they actually have the female species up there? Man, you learn something new everyday… Anchorage DIRTY ARMY keep it coming. People need to know what the hell is going on up there… especially if there are chicks who have tip of the iceberg noses.- nik
Calling Out All Eskimos
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty | October 23rd, 2009
I feel like the DIRTY ARMY in Anchorage has been slacking. Eskimos’ lets go! I need dirt…
