THE DIRTY ARMY: Kiana Scovill-Ho has to be the biggest slut in Alaska. Not only does she sleep around with everyone’s boyfriends, she also secretly sleeps with her so called “bestfriends”. How many pregnancy scares does it take for you to straighten up, hoe? When she’s older she is going to be just like her nasty mom. She is literally just as gross as her house.. she should be embarrassed to have ANYONE over there. Now lets talk about her boyfriend. His name is Trent Escoffon. Now, Trent cheats on Kiana every single chance he gets. He also talks about how much of a slut and a bitch she is. She only stays with him because she KNOWS that she can’t get anyone else. Who would want a fat, snaggle-toothed bitch?