THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is a psycho bitch for sure. She will make you think she is your friend, or that she cares about you, but if you do one thing wrong, the tiniest thing, she goes psycho, beats you up and spreads rumors about you. She thinks she is the hottest bitch, or she wants to be? I`m not exactly sure..she is on diet pills to try and lose weight, but it isn`t working at all. She has even tried to slim down by using ccaine and mdma. She has slept with pretty much every guy in Inuvik. Including a 32 year old, when she was 17, she is 18 now and still slutting around. She cheats on her boyfriends, and brags about it. And she brags about controlling her boyfriends and manipulating them and other people. She befriends girls that are fatter than her because she said it makes her look not as fat. If she doesn`t get it her way with her boyfriends, she beats them up and stages it to look like she was the victim, threatening to take them to the cops saying that THEY beat HER up. She beats up her own family, she beats up her friends. She wears more make-up than a clown and a tranny combined and tries to say that she barely wears any. She edits the fck out of her photos, she has not even one photo of herself that is unedited. *And by edit, I mean just boosted up the brightness and contrast. She will take pictures of herself without makeup and edit the shit out of it and say \”this is what I look like with no makeup. She tries to intimidate people by threatening them, and insulting them, and if that doesn`t work, again, she goes completely psycho. She is the best liar out there, she believes her own lies. When her boyfriends end it with her because they realize how crazy she is, she blames it on other people as an excuse to start shit with them. Her mother smoked crack when she was pregnant with her. So maybe that`s why she is so messed up. If you think she is your friend, think again. She is probably going to fuck your boyfriend, then beat you both up. Beware, the beached whale, Chelsey Bjornson..

Judging by her boots she’s not someone you wanna get involved with, the diet pills can’t hold back the thunder forever.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY LADIES, check out this fine joke from thunder bay, GRAHAME LONGLEY, most of you girls know him as a fine smoothguy, but really asking every girl in town “what there wearing” isnt so smooth, as this fine peice of work is now finding it very hard to find a piece of ass these days cuz unfortunatly GIRLS TALK, if u know anyone that is a victom to this asshole let them know that they might have something, ******cuz hes done everyone***** he might even tell every girl oh i want to marry u and then when u say no and tell the other girls to watch guess what he does he continues to tell them oh i loved u soo much but i thought u were so much different from the rest !!!!!! GUESS WHAT GRAHAME NO ONE LIKES U BUD, NOONE SO STOP BEING AN SKID AND GROW THE FCK UP!!!

Biggest nose in town maybe.  And is he wearing one of those slim down shirts  with extra thick lining to keep you gut in check.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this predator needs to be put on blast. This is Kody Kimberlin, he’s from Sitka Alaska and goes to the University of Anchorage Alaska. Don’t ever become friends with this douchebag all he does is lie. He has a habit of going after teenage and 20 something girls. He’ll lie, cheat, and do what ever it takes to get you to have sex with him. If you say NO like me he turns into a whiney little b*tch that won’t stop begging for sex every f*cking moment. Since I washed my hands off this loser he’s been going around behind my back talking sh*t lying to everyone I’m some crazy sociopath. He’s a total dumb*ss too he gave me his phone number, his address and he sexted me. Don’t thank me for the pictures thank him. P.S. Kody swears he’s straight as an arrow but that’s just another lie. Ask his bros on facebook they’ll tell you he regularly took guys to the movie theatre in Sitka for god knows what.

This is just mortifying.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Any of you who know Leslie know what a fake ass bitch she is. She likes to act all proper but really she is the BIGGEST bar slut in Fairbanks. I’ve seen this bitch go home with a different man every single weekend night for the past year. She’s a stupid slut who has mosquito bite titties but she thinks she’s the hottest thing to walk the streets of Fairbanks, when in reality she’s the scum of the earth. If this bitch knew what was good for her, she would class up her act a bit, before she infects every man in Fairbanks with Herpes. Hide yo wives, hide yo husbands, and hide yo kids (she really loves to molest little children).

But her she-man muscles are.  What team does she play for?- nik