She Could Be Perfect

February 24, 2012 Anchorage, The Dirty, Would You? 34 9,281 Views

She might be perfect

She might be perfect

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, stumbled across this girl on facebook. I think she is absolutely gorgeous with near perfect features. Don’t know much about her though. Would you Nik?

Answer: I could never stick it in anything from Alaska. They are all nut jobs with moose like features.

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He Claims Mark Wahlberg Is His Cousin

February 12, 2012 Anchorage, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty 53 6,110 Views

He says Mark Wahlberg is his cousin.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to submit Rob Clark the soldier that faked his own death because I’ve been hearing around Anchorage that he thinks it’s funny that he caused me (his supposed girlfriend) so much pain. He thinks he has a nice ass. He’s always taking pictures of it and asking other women (probably guys too) what they think of it. He claims Mark Whalberg is his cousin and that he talks to him and Donnie all the time. Can anyone verify this? Who is going to be impressed if Mark was your cousin anyway? He’s a has been. No wonder he’s single. Fucking hairless Midget. He lies constantly to try to get girls. Nik take this cocky soldier down a peg or two. Tell him he needs to PT more. He’s got love handles and he’s getting fat.

Everyone in Alaska says Mark Walberg is their cousin.- nik

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Alaskas Finest

January 24, 2012 Anchorage 111 8,781 Views

This is the calibur of women we have to look forward to in Alaska

This is the calibur of women we have to look forward to in Alaska

This is the calibur of women we have to look forward to in Alaska

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Darcy Ann Reighard. This sl*t is not only a female hater because her last husband left her for her best friend, she’s also a dead beat mom. She let her kids be raised by her ex because she’s too lazy to get a job. Yet she blasts other women’s parenting! Unreal. Now that some are grown, she acts like she has been a good mom this whole time. She is a tag chaser just looking for that military check because she’s a lazy slob. She’s getting ready to abandon her youngest children yet again to chase some military guy to North Carolina. She sits on her fat *ss all day shut in her home starting internet fights with other women and making up drama because her man is gone a lot and she’s lonely and insecure. She takes her cabin fever out on everyone especially women that are prettier and have bigger boobs or get more attention then her…which as you can see, isn’t hard to do. She goes around calling other women fat. I know she owns a mirror so what’s up with that? She claims she doesn’t have stretch marks, but I see some and her legs are covered in cellulite. Nik, you and your wife should develop a cream to get rid of cottage cheese and send her a complimentary gallon of it. I know there are beautiful women in Alaska. I have seen them. But how come the most beat and ugly b*tches up here think they are hot? Please put this horse-faced b*tch on blast for not only being a deadbeat mom but for thinking she’s sexy, and for just being an all around hater and mean and spiteful b*tch. PLEASE somebody let her know that she is BUTT UGLY and not Alaska’s finest.

She needs to add ruffles to her outfits so you can’t see them sinking into her skin.- nik

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Mohamed Ibrahim, Con Man

January 10, 2012 Anchorage 4 5,784 Views

Mohamed Ibrahim CON MAN

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mohamed Ibrahim Mohamed El Emam born 2-6-74 Egyptian national conned an american citizen into marriage to obtain visa. Then proceeded to steal her birth certificate and divorce decree to falsly apply for citizenship. Took all her money, house, car and fled to Alaska to a job his wife obtained for him. He was eventually fired from this job and worked at several other jewelry stores that cater to tourists in Alaska and St. Thomas. He has tried to apply for lines of credit with large jewelry suppliers by passing himself off as the owner or manager of stores he has worked for. Women and employers beware. He is married to 2 women in Egypt where this is allowed. And believed to be married to a woman in California.

I don’t think its that big of a deal since he’s not allowed to leave the country, nor can he afford too.- nik

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This Alaskan Soldier Faked His Death

January 9, 2012 Anchorage 32 10,149 Views

This Alaskan Soldier Faked His Death

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this soldier stationed at JBER tried to fake his death. I was a friend to this guy Robert Clark. Best friends I thought. I got an e-mail from his brother telling me he had been killed in a rescue mission during the Japanese Tsunami last March. He was TDY in Okinawa and got crushed by a falling building. I heard about how they arranged his boots and gave his ashes to his daughter and his family to scatter into the ocean. How his dog tags were literally dripping with sweat. It was heart wrenching. I saw a guy drive down my street this morning that looked eerily like my friend. I thought I was going crazy. Now mind you, after he died I searched the papers, the internet for any record of his death. He claimed he was EOD so I thought maybe something was classified or secret about the way he had died. Nonetheless I went on about my life as usual. Hurt, but moving on. Something told me to search for his number to call and see if the number was disconnected or whatever. I thought I was seeing things or going crazy. I fished out the number, called and lo and behold he answered! I was shocked. I confronted him about lying about FAKING HIS DEATH. I mean how lame. He gave me an excuse about some trouble he was having with a woman at the time. It was all he could think of doing to get away from her he said. Now tell me how f*cked up is this? How could someone not have the balls to tell someone to fck off that they wanted nothing to do with but instead act like they died? On top of everything he has little man’s syndrome, and think he deserves a VS secret model on his arm for some reason. Nik put this guy on blast for not only being a sh*tty friend. But a general douche bag that goes around claiming he’s a Christian and a good guy. He’s trying to claim he’s stationed at Ft. Lewis, but I made some phone calls and found out he is here in Anchorage on JBER. Not only is he a liar, but an all around shitty friend. Now I’m starting to wonder if all those war stories he told me were crap. I don’t know what to believe. What he did tarnishes the memory of all the men and women that have lost their lives. I’m a forgiving person. But this one is just too much to forgive.

Must of had a bad (gay) experience he’s now trying to shake.- nik

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Slime Ball Kyle Watson

January 6, 2012 Anchorage 11 9,415 Views

Slime ball Kyle Watson

Slime ball Kyle Watson

Slime ball Kyle Watson

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy happens to be the best thing to happen to all the women of Anchorage. I used to work with this guy at a local bar and it would amaze you to find out how much his shit don’t stink. He is very rarely employed, hits on everything that moves, and owes half the people in town money. He tried hitting on me for some time now with no success but it certainly didn’t stop him from trying. Sleezeball in the dictionary should have a picture of him next to it. It is amazing how someone with absolutely nothing going for him can be so high on himself. This is a warning to all the women of Anchorage to stay away from this douche.

You don’t look so tough when you tweeze your eyebrows.- nik

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My Boyfriend Never Has Sex With Me

January 3, 2012 Anchorage, The Dirty 43 11,105 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my boyfriend gets angry with me when I try to to initiate sex. He says he loves me, but he doesn’t have a sex drive. I see him oogle other girls out when we’re in public so I know that he does have a sex drive. I recently told him that we’re either breaking up or we need to have an open relationship because I have to have sex. He said we can have an open relationship. I told him today that I made a date with another guy and he got furious. He’s not having sex with other people, so what’s going on?

He just cannot be alone. He doesn’t love you… he needs the idea of being in a relationship to keep him mentally status quo.- nik

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Horrible Mother Needs To Go Away

December 20, 2011 Anchorage 3 7,402 Views

Fort wainwrights biggest child abuser and shit talker known on post!!!  BItch just do us all a favor and leave already!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okayy this chick is one hell of a person. She is the biggest sh*t talker and fakest person iv ever known. She is no human being id want to be around and i feel bad for all her so called “friends”. She uses people and treats people like pieces of sh*ts when in reality she’s the biggest piece of sh*t that some one just needs to pick up in throw away. She abuses her kids and she talks sh*t bout the way her friends treat their kids. Nowhere near the way she does. She is no mom i would ever want. She makes fun of people to make herself feel better bout herself. Because she knows shes a lame and nothing more. Shes a jealous psycho who has to complete with everyone. She thinks she’s the baddest chick out here and yet she’s a p*ssy and u can see that just from taking a glance at the b*tch. This 27 year old chick has to make evryone around her feel like sh*t cuz she brags bout everything she has and to her she thinks shes the richest person on earth. Sorry to say but b*tch your no where near being rich. But you just keep telling yourself that to make ur self confidence stay up. To anyone out ther i suggest you think twice before wanting anything to do with this fat cow with a donut roll as what she calls a stomach.

She is just a waste.- nik 

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