December 6, 2011 Anchorage, Inuvik 53 9,396 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is a psycho bitch for sure. She will make you think she is your friend, or that she cares about you, but if you do one thing wrong, the tiniest thing, she goes psycho, beats you up and spreads rumors about you. She thinks she is the hottest bitch, or she wants to be? I`m not exactly sure..she is on diet pills to try and lose weight, but it isn`t working at all. She has even tried to slim down by using ccaine and mdma. She has slept with pretty much every guy in Inuvik. Including a 32 year old, when she was 17, she is 18 now and still slutting around. She cheats on her boyfriends, and brags about it. And she brags about controlling her boyfriends and manipulating them and other people. She befriends girls that are fatter than her because she said it makes her look not as fat. If she doesn`t get it her way with her boyfriends, she beats them up and stages it to look like she was the victim, threatening to take them to the cops saying that THEY beat HER up. She beats up her own family, she beats up her friends. She wears more make-up than a clown and a tranny combined and tries to say that she barely wears any. She edits the fck out of her photos, she has not even one photo of herself that is unedited. *And by edit, I mean just boosted up the brightness and contrast. She will take pictures of herself without makeup and edit the shit out of it and say \”this is what I look like with no makeup. She tries to intimidate people by threatening them, and insulting them, and if that doesn`t work, again, she goes completely psycho. She is the best liar out there, she believes her own lies. When her boyfriends end it with her because they realize how crazy she is, she blames it on other people as an excuse to start shit with them. Her mother smoked crack when she was pregnant with her. So maybe that`s why she is so messed up. If you think she is your friend, think again. She is probably going to fuck your boyfriend, then beat you both up. Beware, the beached whale, Chelsey Bjornson..

Judging by her boots she’s not someone you wanna get involved with, the diet pills can’t hold back the thunder forever.- nik

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Biggest Mac Daddy In Town

November 22, 2011 Anchorage, Winnipeg 35 9,207 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY LADIES, check out this fine joke from thunder bay, GRAHAME LONGLEY, most of you girls know him as a fine smoothguy, but really asking every girl in town “what there wearing” isnt so smooth, as this fine peice of work is now finding it very hard to find a piece of ass these days cuz unfortunatly GIRLS TALK, if u know anyone that is a victom to this asshole let them know that they might have something, ******cuz hes done everyone***** he might even tell every girl oh i want to marry u and then when u say no and tell the other girls to watch guess what he does he continues to tell them oh i loved u soo much but i thought u were so much different from the rest !!!!!! GUESS WHAT GRAHAME NO ONE LIKES U BUD, NOONE SO STOP BEING AN SKID AND GROW THE FCK UP!!!

Biggest nose in town maybe.  And is he wearing one of those slim down shirts  with extra thick lining to keep you gut in check.- nik

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Evil Has A Name: Cara

November 18, 2011 Anchorage 11 7,409 Views

Evil has a name: Cara

Evil has a name: Cara

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the story of a girl who is dirty in a completely different sensethan many who are posted here. Her name is Cara and the way she has betrayed the ones closest to her is impossible to comprehend.  For years, she has drawn the sympathy of strangers and real life friends by concocting a story that was revealed to be completely untrue about two weeks ago. Via her tumblr (alaska-says-sun) she convinced everyone that she was a transgendered youth, diagnosed with HIV after being brutally raped, addled with eating disorders and dying from inoperable cancer. She manipulated so many people by using medical equipment she bought online and posing as if she were hospitilized. Strangers (some who are actually dying of cancer) opened their hearts and wallets to her and it was all a well-played act. She was showered with gifts and money because nobody could believe someone could make up such a tragic story. There is much more to this story that you can read on her tumblr. Her victims/former friends have been too shocked and hurt to contact any media outlets, but I want the world to know how f*cked up she is and to NEVER believe a word she says.

I don’t believe both sides of this story.- nik

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She Aint Proper

October 10, 2011 Anchorage, Fairfield 5 8,245 Views

Bitch Ain't Proper... She's just a straight SLUT

Bitch Ain't Proper... She's just a straight SLUT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Any of you who know Leslie know what a fake ass bitch she is. She likes to act all proper but really she is the BIGGEST bar slut in Fairbanks. I’ve seen this bitch go home with a different man every single weekend night for the past year. She’s a stupid slut who has mosquito bite titties but she thinks she’s the hottest thing to walk the streets of Fairbanks, when in reality she’s the scum of the earth. If this bitch knew what was good for her, she would class up her act a bit, before she infects every man in Fairbanks with Herpes. Hide yo wives, hide yo husbands, and hide yo kids (she really loves to molest little children).

But her she-man muscles are.  What team does she play for?- nik

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Bristol Palin’s Mother Is A Whore In The Gay Community

September 23, 2011 Anchorage, Hollywood, The Dirty 39 8,764 Views

If you want to see scripted Reality TV at its finest HERE YOU GO!

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Can You Believe Playboy Rejected Her

September 21, 2011 Anchorage, Omaha, The Dirty 8 8,714 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so not much Dirt ever posted from the AK, but being from there originally I feel it is my responsibility to warn you about this winner. Meet Sabrina, she is a wanna be model / full time wh*re. She is a walking DRD that has basically been a matress in her you adult life. She has recently moved to Nebraska (of all places) so beware. The girl is easy and will sleep with anyone or anything. Her tats are gross and poorly done. The kicker is no matter how downhill playboy has gotten they still have enough “class” to reject this chick. Please make all dirty army aware that this girl is a mess and a user of friends.

He looks like JV’s ex girlfriend.- nik

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Sarah Palin Loves The Purple Crayon

September 14, 2011 Anchorage, Dirty Athletes, Michigan, The Dirty 15 5,600 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with Sarah Palin? Sounds like she is def a PCL! All I can say is I knew it, what do you think?  I can’t believe she had a one night stand with ex NBA star Glen Rice. What do you think about this Nik?  Click here to read full article.

She must be part of the secret “Gift Exchange” Club.- nik

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The Dirtiest Mouse In Anchorage

August 9, 2011 Anchorage 55 8,392 Views

the dirtiest mouse in anchorage

the dirtiest mouse in anchorage

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the trashiest party girl in anchorage. shes hitting on everyone’s boyfriend and cheating on her own. she has the ugliest mouse face, a descent body at best. known for her sloppy easy sex, watch out for this one she knows how to spread the love. i dont need to say much more, i know everyone else will have plenty to say about this sk*nk.

It looks like she just stays in doors 24/7 and eats to stay warm.- nik

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