Appalachian State

Here Is A Real Piece Of Work

Posted in Appalachian State, Atlanta, The Dirty

Here is a real piece of work

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexandra Dahm, whose text messages caused the Atlanta police SWAT team to descend on a quiet Buckhead neighborhood before daybreak Thursday, appeared at a hearing at the Fulton County Jail late Friday morning. She is a student at Appalachian State University in North Carolina and a graduate of Centennial High School in Roswell. She stayed at the Fulton County Jail overnight before she was granted bond for $5,000 dollars for cocaine possession, $2,000 for tampering with evidence and $2,000 for reporting a false crime.

So who did she sleep with? I don’t get it?- nik

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Slooty As They Come

Posted in Appalachian State, Dirty Business, Portland

Slutty as they cum

Slutty as they cum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Molly Busk. She is all business, no pleasure when it comes to getting it in anywhere and everywhere she can. This girl will literally walk up to any guy or girl at a party and ask to fck. She thinks it makes her cool when actually everyone thinks shes a joke and a fake bitch. Shout out to Molly: quit fcking anything that walks and get yourself a dildo, that way you wont dirty up anyone else..

I’m sure she has a bunch which she makes guys use on her.  That’s what happens when you sleep around.- nik

The Want To Be PornStar

Posted in Appalachian State, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this B*TCH Amber thinks she is hot sh*t and can get with any guy she wants. She is obsessed with Abercrombie and Fitch and even has the moose tattooed on her hip. What an idiot right?   Nik I have to know Would you Nik?

Answer: No, the moose totally ruined the inner thigh gap and she needs +2′s to hide her face.

Slimy Guy Cant Get Sex For Free

Posted in Appalachian State, Raleigh-Durham

Slimy Guy Cant Get Sex For FREE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jake Wujastyk spent part of his summer fcking nasty ass prostitutes in Amsterdam. The best part about his trip was he bought sex and got drd’s free! This nasty slime ball will not only infect you with numerous different diseases, but he will lie and say that he has gotten “checked” when really, he obviously doesn’t care at all about [] if he went and fcked a PROSTITUTE!!! So ladies, before you believe that this guy is “clean” just remember, that he cheated on his girlfriend with a PROSTITUTE, someone he had to PAY for SEX. Stay away, Stay far far away!!

Jake I’d submit whatever one of your ‘friends’ outed you to your girlfriend, he definitely was trying to stick it in.- nik

Bre Alexander

Posted in Appalachian State, Seattle

Bre Alexander

Bre Alexander

THE DIRTY ARMY: What a babe….am I right?  I mean any girl that pours white sh*t on their face is pretty hot!

Look how comfortable she is, you can tell its not the first time something like that has happened to her.- nik

The New Hit Song- “Duck Face”

Posted in Appalachian State, Dirty TV, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would really like it if you put this Duck Face song up for the Dirty Army.

I am getting rid of my 50 Tyson ring tone and changing it to Duck Face.  I decided.- nik

Major Creeper

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte

Major Creeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Daniel G**cia, or “D” as he has everyone call him. This guy is a major douche, get this: He is a 27 year old man, who has been pretending to be a student at Appalachian for a year now (he finally got caught a couple months back and is in jail). The d*ck has only been dating the freshman girls, with the exception of a cr*ckwh*re mother of 3 children. Cool guy right?

He was probably stalking someone behind those trees.- nik

Dominatrix

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, Wake Forest, Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I figured it out non of these girls are good enough for you, its cause your a lil freaky one arent you…this dominatrix I think is just what you need.  Check out all her accessories, how many spanking padels can one women have.

Nice Cross in the backround, I don’t really think Jesus would approve of your lifestyle. Just sayin’- nik

Let’s Play A Game

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC

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Is this shim tucking a Greg? DIRTY ARMY your thoughts?

Manwh*re Cop, Frodo Baggins Sister, And The Bride Of Frankenstien

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham

Manwhore cop, Frodo Baggins sister, and the Bride of Frankenstien

THE DIRTY ARMY: These three ridiculous looking people are complete douches. the dude is a man wh*re who has f*cked both of those ugly ass chicks and pretty much anything else that moves. Frodos sister is a dumb wh*re who likes to get as much attention from anybody and anything in ANY way possible. I dont even think I need to discuss Frankensteins Bride- I mean look at her. REALLY?!

Her +2 is trying to escape.- nik