11.06.09

Little Miss Fatty

Posted in Arizona / UofA

Little Miss Bitch

Little Miss Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This b*tch, Megan Llo*d thinks she owns all of Cochise simply because she’s an RA. Little does everyone know that this sk*nk h*e is a dirty sl*t on the side. She drinks, smokes, and over-indulges on food which contribute to her beer belly, nasty face, and food baby belly. She thinks she can boss everyone around and write up whoever the hell she wants because of fake authority and its time people know the truth about this whore. See how she’s always dancing by herself? That’s simply because no guy will touch her or even go near her. Nik, please set this bitch straight.

Did she eat all other the freshman class? I don’t know why obese people always feel so entitled to everything.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Dirty Key

DIRTY KEY

DIRTY KEY

THE DIRTY ARMY: SO NIK HERES THE DEAL, THIS GIRL MODELS FOR A CLASSY COMPANY NAMED DREAM GIRLS. SHE IS A NASTY, TRASHY WH*RE, WHO CAN’T SEEM TO STAY FAITHFUL TO HER DRUGY BOYFRIEND. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD GET OUT OF THE TUCSON DRAMA BY MOVING TO CALI, BUT SHE COULDN’T MANAGE TO STAY AWAY SINCE SHE’S NOTHING SPECIAL THERE. SHE PRETENDS THAT SHE DOESN’T SLEEP AROUND, BUT THAT’S ANOTHER LIE… THAT’S ALL SHE DOES. SHE CLEANS UP WELL WITH HELP OF A MODELING AGENCY BUT THAT CAN’T HIDE ALL THAT FAT UNDERNEATH HER CLOTHES. SHE HAS CELLULITE UP THE @SS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THIS GIRL IN HER PLACE.

Her +2’s are awful, and I can tell she photoshopped her fat out.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

UA Fresh Meat?

UA Fresh Meat?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve seen these two blonde freshmen around my frat the last few weekends. They’re best friends and hot, so I just want to know your opinion, Nik, WOULD YOU??

Answer: ew no.  There is a reason they hang around frats, its because they can’t get any elsewhere.


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Dirtiest Gamma Phi?

Dirtiest Gamma Phi?

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is GWENETH(right). She’s a gamma phi at UofA and she thinks her sh*t don’t stink. Not only is she a wh*re who craves d*ck..EW. Nik, please put this girl on blast. She’s asking for it. She  is also beat as f*ck, she has slept with almost all of Pi kapp, we all pretend to like her ther, but seriously hate this wh*re.

I wouldn’t even bang her with a paper bag over her head.  She needs to lay off the Keystone Light and drunken munchies. +2’s and a nose job might do her some good, but it’s probably a lost cause.- nik

 


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Beware Of STD

Beware of STD

Beware of STD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl on the right with the 2 braids is the ugliest and top sl*ts at the UofA. Her name is Ashley Be*ger. She is so ugly and thinks that all the football and basketball players want her. When really they just USE her. She really thinks these guys like her but, she is an infested STD carrier. Ma roommate plays football used her and got the Chlap from her. she is BURNING! Please BEWARE guys and girls she is infected. She is EASIER than a female dog in heat! Chlamydia, Herpes or Genital warts is not a good look… WATCH OUT.

I wonder what it’s like to have arms almost as big as your thighs?- nik


Nik Richie

10.30.09

You Like That Baby

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ayumi.  I don’t even know what to say about this girl without laughing.  She is nasty, and is pretty much a retard or at least acts like one.  I mean Nik this girl is pouring tooth paste into her mouth thinking its sexy and wh*ring it up with 2 of the dorkiest guys ever.  She thinks she is hot, Nik what do you think of this noodle.

Is she a Tod (Touch of Downs)?  What is with her tongue always hanging out? FYI- toothpaste can’t fix the smell babe.- nik


Nik Richie

10.28.09

U Of A Sloot

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this upper lip missing b*tch is the biggest sl*t currently attending UofA. In her free time she enjoys spreading viruses. She has basically passed her STD’s out to every upper class men since 2005 and is currently dating an 18 year old 3 years her junior because he doesn’t know better. My best advise is if you see this cross eyed, buck toothed giant around 4th or the seasons is to run, your greg will regret it 4 months later.

She so hooked up with your boyfriend… man as ugly as she is I don’t even want to know what you look like.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

ABSOLUTE TOOLS

Posted in Arizona / UofA

ABSOLUTE TOOLS

ABSOLUTE TOOLS

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tucson - These guys go to every party as a group with “Tribal Warpaint” and look like total tools. They get sloppy drunk and chant random bullshit, and they dance to shitty techno music. Basically, everyone at UA is getting annoyed at their retarded antics. Put these douches on BLAST, NIK.

They look like they’re 12, and are those things in the middle supposed to be chicks?- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

U Of A Gutter Trash

Posted in Arizona / UofA

Chicks who like sticks

Chicks who like sticks

 

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, This is Samantha Da*e. She used to be on the ua twirl line. Word on the street is she loves her baton a little too much…”if you know what i mean”. Aside from the twirl line she does some cheap modeling too.

No dude wants to bang a chick who wears glasses. How are you supposed to visine them with a shield of armor?- nik


Nik Richie

10.23.09

Fatty Farbs

Posted in Arizona / UofA

Fatty Farbs

 THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So I saw this beat ass b*tch walking around the seasons, definitely threw up in my mouth. Like peace the f*ck out of UofA….. I wouldn’t bang her if you gave me a million dollars.

I didn’t know that pigs were allowed to attend college.- nik


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"