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Butterfaces

Posted in Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010

Butterfaces

Butterfaces

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik busted b*itches is all I can say. The blond with the ugly dark brown gangster eyebrows, Priscilla, thinks she’s a model but who would pay to capture that face. The other blond with the colored eyes, Saejah, has made stripping a long term gig probably going on 10 yrs shaking her sk*nky p*ssy at Curves for $5. The third, Monica, brunette is just a wh*re, who will open her legs for any guy who flashes money and gives her the slightest idea it’ll be spent on her. These b*tches all have kids who are being taking care of by family members just so they can party. They all have this idea that they’re the sh*t but come on they need to realize that THEY ARIN’T SH*T BUT DIRTY XTC POPPING STRIPPERS! Hopefully these b*tches can see how ghetto and dirty they really are. Comments welcome they need to hear the truth.P.S. Not from Westside actually Tucson and don’t go to UofA..

West-side strippers are the worst, they don’t even bother getting +2’s.- nik

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More Of Meredith For You Nik

Posted in Arizona / UofA, San Francisco, The Dirty | January 29th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meredith is a nice little Catholic School girl from Northern California. Guaranteed wifey material. This dime knows she’s hot, but is still humble. Her sister Alison was a model on Let’s Make a Deal. Both are Greg worthy. Dirty Celebrity nickname: Meredime.

I kind of think she is a scam.  Her nickname should be “Sideways” since she never takes a picture straight on.- nik

Also See:  Look No Futher

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Guess They Didn’t Learn

Posted in Arizona / UofA | January 28th, 2010

guess they didnt learn....

guess they didnt learn....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these bitches pathetic, they think they are hot sh*t but are really just waste of life… take Nikki aka wonder women, takes it up the ass all damn day and has to buy underwear everyday cause she sh*ts herself so much! ashley still wont listen to EVERYONE when we say leave your eyebrows alone! you are fugly enough please for the love of god we are just trying to help you be less of an eye sore! as far as the other hookers they hang out with….well just look at them! enough said. and no ladies we are not jealous of you…YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING!

“O no you didn’t”…I think this is gunna start a cat fight, dirty style.- nik

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UofA Hood Rat

Posted in Arizona / UofA, Would You? | January 27th, 2010

UofA Hood Rat

UofA Hood Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Audriana is a typical UofA slut. This is the kind of girl that makes good girls look bad. She lives in my dorm and thinks she’s hottest thing ever…. when in reality she is so trashy!!! When i first met her she seemed very sweet but my friend later on told me she was talking sh*t about the whole hall, about how she was the hottest girl in the dorm. In reality she’s so easy and loves to talk sh*t!! I heard from my roommate that she loves to suck dick. Stay away if you want to be disease-less. So Nik, would you with this U of A skank?

Answer: no.  Her lips curl in making her look like a beaver and she is chunky.

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RVCA Sample Sale

Posted in Arizona / UofA | January 22nd, 2010

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Ryan Sheckler Has No Game

Posted in Arizona / UofA, Dirty Athletes, Newport, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the greatest things I’ll ever remember was Ryan Shecklers visit to UofA a couple years back. Well, the b*tchmade assclown came back one more time to wish me goodbye. My friends and I went to this random party in the Foothills (i think) owned by some rich chick.  I wanted to use the hot-tub so I went to the bathroom to change, only to find Sheckivitus Sheck, Shecking it up like usual. I walked by him as he was talking to the girl who owned the house, paused, and listened to the conversation. He was discussing his new car: The 2010 Velociraptor to the girl.  I told him theres no such thing as the Velociraptor car and that such a car would only exist in Jurassic Park. He tripped, I had ruined his Sheckage on the girl. There was now a mere 20% of him actually Shecking her with his 2 inch Shecker. I walked away, he did a sheckflip into the pool, which he later drained, bought, and turned into a Jurassic Park themed skate park. Shexy. Anyway, the kid went back home. No one knew he was Shecking it up in Tucson again.

That sounds like the Sheckster (pot head) all right.  Is it just me or are his abdominal muscles way too high on his body (no homo)?- nik

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And The Award Goes Too…

Posted in Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ | January 19th, 2010

Uof A Slutbag of The Year Goes Too!!!!!

Uof A Slutbag of The Year Goes Too!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Congradulations Erin!!! You have just won the slut of the year award… Let me tell you about the girl.. she sleeps with half of the u of a men sports team and thats not counting the guys she meets at clubs.. My boy already told me her p*ssy is weak and her head gmae is weak to. she walks around like her sh*t dnt stink but matter a fact my boy told me her p*ssy does stink lol. i think guys only talk to her to use her stupid ass. and if it wasnt for that range rover she had she would be trailer park trash lollook at these pics.. i didnt know the gothic look was in like that… oh sorry thats just her big ass eyes.. she asked my boy to have a orgy feast with all of us but he saved us the disappointment because of how bad she smell like wet dogg.. Would anybody have sexs with this piece of sh*t.. i no i wouldnt… any takers..

I don’t think frat guys could do that, even if they were drunk…She is an ogre.- nik

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Where’s The Bathroom At

Posted in Arizona / UofA, Dirty Cheerleaders, Scottsdale | January 19th, 2010

Where's the bathroom at?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelcey Te*** is pissin all over the road..

And all over her feet…gross.- nik

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Mr. Tough Guy

Posted in Arizona / UofA | January 18th, 2010

Mr. tough guyyy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jake is so fed up with himself, thinking he can sleep with any girllll. he already tried it with me and didnt get far. he can keep his little slutty gf acaica. she already gets around..

Looks like you almost snagged a pic of his tiny greg.- nik

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DirtyDee!

Posted in Arizona / UofA | January 18th, 2010

DirtyDee!!!

DirtyDee!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dirty Dee aka Demetrius J*** aka Dee Tooth! Wow well first off can you say MOCOSPACE ADDICT, && Walking STD!! Dont know exactly what else he’s gotten by now but i know clamidia was on the list! He’ll f*ck anything that walks even your nana! He’s so desperate that he was arrested for solicitation/prostitution! He uses mocos*ace to meet girls cause his ugly ass cant meet em in person cause his game is that whack! and ask him bout his KRUSTY TOOTH! lmao he’s missing more than half his front tooth and its been missing so long that his tooth is discolored now! and his breath be STANKIN! ITS CALLED A DENTIST! but his welfare ass cant afford health insurance! He’ll bull sh*t you to think he’s all this and that and he’ll show you a better life when he dont even got a life of his own! He’ll claim to have 2 cars, 2 jobs, his own place when in reality he lives with his mommy in a 1 br apt. He’ll say he graduated high school, more like retard school! he couldnt even pass the GED test after countless attempts! lol He thinks he’s TOP NOTCH SECURITY OF THE WORLD, working as a Rent a cop making minimum! LMAO He’s always broke cause he supports college funds to strippers rather than his daughter!

NIK PUT THIS FAKE LOSER ON BLAST!

Don’t think I need to blast him, these pics speak for themselves.- nik

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