Arizona / UofA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Giant North Pole

December 22, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Seanel, Tucons fattest bitch, for some reason people seem to think shes actually something. LOL. Hey, instead of talking shit to people you don’t even know, maybe hit the FCKING TREADMILL BITCH. How heavy are you anyway? Fat fcking hoe. Like actually show a picture of your body for once.. oh wait. You’re like 2038094803 pounds lol. Go eat another Taco. You’re pathetic. I’m sure you can “beat anyones ass” with a tummy like that hahahha ew. You must be fcking proud.

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Ken Todaka Is A Cheater

December 18, 2014 Arizona / UofA 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ken Todaka. He was an exchange student at the University of Arizona last year. While he was in Tucson, he would cheat on his girlfriend every chance he got. Whether it was consensual or not. He was accused of sexual assault on several occasions, but no charges were ever filed against him. He’s back in Tokyo now, but be warned. He’s dishonest and perverted, stay clear ladies.

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U of A Sority Girls Want To Have Fun

October 3, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 202

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. Kappa Alpha Theta – Beta Delta chapter at the University of Arizona want to have fun. Would you?

Is this fat camp?- nik


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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 25, 2014 Arizona / UofA, ASU, Houston, Phoenix, San Antonio, Scottsdale, Tempe, The Dirty 6


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at Ak-Chin Pavilion in Phoenix!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 27th show at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion presented by Huntsman in Houston!!

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Lauren Simon Realtor / Escort

September 18, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson, Westside-AZ 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik Let me introduce you to Lauren Simon from Tucson, a part time realtor, full time whore. If you looking to buy an “apartment” here in town she can show you a couple, if that doesn’t work you get your Greg wet for a small donation. In person she isn’t hot at all but if you are bored enough she is a good plan B. So I have to ask now, would you?

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Dear Photoshop hags of Tucson

September 8, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I would like to say a few things. For one, photoshop is not always a bad thing. It can be a girls best friend, or in this case a hags best friend. See this “lady” I am submitting from Tucson AZ, she’s about almost 50 years old. I know, she looks older but it’s not her fault she used to be a tweaker and smoke cr @ ck so much till she picked out the invisible bugs outta her skin. As I was saying about Photoshop, sometimes ladies need it. Sometimes we have to be able to not throw up when we see a real pic of someones mug. Martha Perez is a great example here, for she always uses filters on her pictures to hide her nasty ass skin and clown eyebrows. She needs to be on blast because she thinks she is the SHIT. Help me give her a wakeup call! She is ghetto trash and GRAMMA! Stop actin like a 29 year old! By the way, Martha is so delusional that she really truly thinks she’s so pretty. How many selfies do you need to take, Martha before someone else tells you this? GIRL! YOU HAVE BEEN RODE HARD IN LIFE, and NO ONE ENJOYS seeing your mug! We all laugh and say poor hag, but we will never say your face is a joke. We respect our elders too much for that. lmao. Get off your camera phone please. I’m sure there are a lot of us including Nik that will agree, after seeing a “real” pic

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Tucson Stripper

September 2, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 99

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, sara regina is a nasty stripper from tucson who looks hella old and washed up. shes a slut whos had plenty of drds to go around im putting her on blast cuz she annoys the fuck outta me. hoe your a stripper play your position haha dont try and act like youre at any level other than the fucking dirt you aint shit really stop. shes a mom but you wouldnt know it im also certain she smokes pot around her kids HOW COOL i cant stand the bitch super conceited just cause nasty dudes from tucson are giving you dollars to dance on their dicks? yet you drive a shitty car and wear the shittiest clothes. no tits no ass having slut hi 5 head

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August 18, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Manhattan, New York, Tucson 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Courtney Strickland. I met her at the University of Arizona in Tucson AZ. She’s now in New York City. She has a major case of “yellow fever”. She threw herself at me almost immediately because I was Japanese. I heard rumors she was had fcked nearly every other Asian exchange student while we were supposedly “dating”. She even slept with my best friend, at a party we went together. When I went back to Japan, she immediately hooked up with some other asian guy. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s cheating on that guy too. So if you’re asian, and want an easy fuck, look her up.

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