THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are junior at u of a. still stuck in high school and act like their the sh*t. clearly they are all beat..2 of them are in theta. dont know about the other 2. erika-blonde with braces- thinks shes the sh*t. blacks out everytime she drinks. thoughts?

I think they are in I SUKA GREGA.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Maddie, she still hangs out with people and highschool thinks she is gods gift to man and happens to be a fat piece of trash, she has so much cellulite that she could feed arizona for weeks, so wadda you think would you? .

ANSWER: No, I am not into young swedish boys, stupid question.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Sandro. He wh*res around with every girl and binge drinks constantly. He spits up alcohol on eeryone and throws food obnoxiously. Everyone thinks that he is such a sh*tshow and is super sloppy. He is the hairiest guy I’ve ever met. Dude, get a razor…..

Why does everyone in tucson give the red cup such a bad rep.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jared M*s**. He works at a local Tucson bar called Dirtbags, and he thinks he’s hot sh*t. He says he will only date white girls just to prove that he can get with them. He’s a total player with no game, and he a psycho liar that will tell anyone anything! None of his friends like him and he’s such a douche liar, that he’s actually been diagnosed with a mental disorder!

How many self made music videos does this guy have? I wanna see one, I think it would be amusing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch sleeps around with every guy who works at the Park Place Mall. I just dumped her like a week ago after finding out she was sleeping with 3 guys from Abercrombie and 2 from no name Kiosks! You really can’t get any worse than f*cking all the losers who couldn’t even get into the U of A! This girl is hideous and obviously once was a man, nik please blast this whore!

She is not very smart sleeping with these low level guys for free stuff…but I guess thats the best you can do when you look like a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So here we go nik. This is Rachelle R. Last time i saw this wh*re she was at a party drinking vodka straight from the bottle. After falling all over the floor with her t*ts flopping out, she proceeded to beg for more alcohol. After talking to her and realizing she could not even remember her name, she begged me and my 3 friends to have sex with her. One of my buddies took the bait and now he is infected with diseases. This girl will f*uck anything and everything that has a d*ck and a bottle in his hand. If you need a venereal disease please call 1-800-Rachelle R..

Sounds like every other frat boy in AZ.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick Georganne Mo** is on the UofA track team and has gone through half of the football team in just a year here. She is a total bitychy trick with fake t*ties and more make up on her face than a circus clown would be proud of. She is just gross to just look at;
So Nik,would you?

Answer: no.  Wouldn’t let those teeth near my greg, she seems like someone who has sex as a work-out

THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche bag Jason, or \”Big J\” as most know him is a sad excuse for a husband. He cheats constantly and thinks he is some sort of baller. He rolls around in a Honda and thinks he is driving a Lexus or something. Instead of spending time with his family, when he\’s not working his entry-level job, he\’s out banging white chicks and bragging about it. Little does he know he has been exposed and his world will soon crash. I heard he thinks he\’s black.. what do you think Nik? Please put this wannabe gangster/ugly ass troll on blast!.

I’d do everything in my power to cheat on her to hoping to get caught. He must hang on 4th ave and cheat with all the nice boys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girl ally le** not only looks like a dirty little mouse, but her croaky voice will make anyone throw up in their mouth while talking to her. shes like a little kid, blacking out and puking constantly and only eats pizza, chicken fingers and mac n cheese. i know atleast 6 or 7 guys shes been with, and she teases them and tries to whip them, and she even cheated on her old boyfriend with me and a bunch of other guys. nik i dont even need to ask if you would because not even the creepy tucson locals who live under bridges would touch this.. put this girl on blast my man.

I’m somebody has asked her to paper bag her face…anyone?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK AS WE HAVE ALL SEEN THIS IS ASHL*Y BE*** AND HER NEW BEST FRIEND A*SAKI La*** OF COURSE THIS GIRL SWITCHES FRIENDS LIKE SHE SWITCHES HER PANTIES. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO BE TOLD. OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS THE BIGGEST SL*T ON CAMPUS. NOW WITH A*SAKI IT IS A WORLD OF TROUBLE. THEY ARE SO NASTY AND FU*K ANY BLACK GUY IN THE MCKALE. THEY LOOK LIKE TWO MEN AND SHOULD HAVE NOT BEEN WEARING THAT AT A PARTY. ALMOST MADE ME VOMIT INSTEAD OF GIVE ME A HARD ON. RECENTLY I HEARD THAT THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE TOSSING THEM BACK AND FORTH AND HAVING 3 SOMES WITH THEM. IF THEY DONT KNOW IT THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AND ARE HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME GUYS. CAN YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING LETS ALL WORK ON GETTING THESE DRAG QUEENS TO STOP IT. EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THEIR DINNER DOWN AND STOP PUKING AT THE SIGHT OF THEM OR HEARING THEIR NAMES TOSSED AROUND. .

I wonder how many purple crayons she dreams of.- nik