THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenny Boggs. I’m sure a lot of people from Scottsdale, Dallas and Tucson will recognize this obnoxious, conceited girl. Sweet and innocent you might think. At least that’s how I used to know her in high school. Now, she is completely different, sleeping with countless guys and one of my best friends, yet she still pretends to be innocent. She travels from phoenix to Dallas all the time, gets her hair and nails done all the time, and bought a brand new car. All of her friends on facebook are wondering and ask her many many times, all of which she ignores… “where do you work?” where does she get all this money? It’s quite obvious people, come on. In Tucson, she strips at tens and in phoenix she strips at jaguars. You can find her any night taking her clothes off and giving grimy lap dances for money and then going to old town Scottsdale and trying to get any old man to buy her drinks. Stop putting on that act and just come out with who you are. If you do it, you should be able to tell people what you do. you don’t go to school, you drink every weekend, you screw guys who you just meet the first night. You’re a STRIPPER, jenny. nothing more, nothing less. Ladies, let’s try to get some class and respect and actually work for providing for ourselves. Nik, put this little girl on blast.

Frequent travelers are escorts, no matter how they spin it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jeff Bilodeau. Apparently being a chiropractor gives him such a big head that he introduces himself as a doctor. He asked a friend of mine on a date and when she ignored him, he took “revenge” by blocking her from his FB newsfeed and then continued to badger her on her photos and through messaging. He attacked a beautiful young lady for working two jobs, going to school full time, living on her own, with her own vehicle, saying she is a simpleton because she has not graduated yet. This guy is so full of himself it’s not even funny. He thinks his “degree” makes him an expert in every field possible, including women’s photo taking skills and facial expressions. He’s a tool and a douche bag. He needs to be burned.

Chiropractor is his fancy name for masseuse, stop trying to big league your 3 semester degree.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely little sloots name is Jordan Mccomb. I knew her through a friend of mine in the marine corps. She had a boyfriend before him but cheated on him every chance she got and they broke up. so my buddy met her and we all thought she was a real sweet girl (key word “thought”) so they start dating and he really starts to like her. Then my buddy has to go out to cali for some training and can only come home about once every month. come to find out she was going to parties and sleeping with multiple dudes! She even got train ran on her in the middle of a fucking party:0! and from what i hear from him she railed his best friend while he was drunk and blamed him! did i mention they were engaged?? Sooo come on Nik make this b*tch famous my buddies to nice to come on here so i did for him.

Looks like a stripper to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Ana Shalane. She is the saddest girl on the east side. Constantly wants to act like a ‘thug’ but when it comes down to it she has her friends fight her battles. She still lives at home with mommy and daddy…she’s 25 years old!!! any guy that gives her the time of day should be scared!! She’ll start calling you every 5 mins, she’ll tell everyone that you’re her boyfriend,maybe even come up with a ‘pregnancy scare’, come on, chick!! She’s a sloppy drunk who’ll get down with whoever is nearby then start crying about her ex bfs to them..once you are an ex she’ll still send you a birthday card..in the mail. Heard plenty of crazy sh*t this girls into. She’ll suck you off good just make sure to change your number when she’s done!! Crazy broad!

Nice comb-over.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jayla Rubinelli. She was on America’s Next Top Model a long time ago and still thinks she’s hot sh*t. What people don’t know is she’s a dirty wh*re (and she’ll admit it)! She’ll actually say she’s a wh*re! You can tell just by looking at her! She’s all used up! All you have to do is get a few drinks in her and then you can be in her! She tried to say she f*cked my boyfriend one night. B*tch was lying cause she came on to him and he turned her down! Ladies don’t be fooled if she tries to break your relationship apart. She’s a dirty liar! Guys don’t be fooled by her. If you hit it, get tested! But if you’re into loose women, she frequents Club Congress!

Those tattoos ruin her for 92% of guys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check it. This lil slores name is Brichelle shes as nasty as they come. She’s a fb slore that constantly runs her mouth on her statuses and never has the balls to say it to some ones face. She has 2 kids from to different baby daddy’s and none want her. All she does is go out and get wasted at clubs and start drama she needs to stay home and raise her kids. I’ve heard plenty of stories about this chick and also have a few of my own. She gave it up so quick with in almost a week! She loves jumping from guy to guy but complains she attracts nothing but losers haha. Nik blast this little rat!!!

Wear a rubber or you’ll have three kids to look after.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Janet Coronado. She’s a “top” recruiter for an MLM, and we all know how legit those are.. Anyway, she was actually willing to sleep with me to get me to join. Funny thing is, she’s married, and I didn’t even join LOL. Put this h*e on blast maybe she’ll learn her lesson and get a real job. I feel extremely bad for her husband. I don’t know why he lets her go to run down motels every weekend and preach about making millions of dollars. P.S. One of my boys said she did the same thing to him. He actually ended up joining though.

What is MLM?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Frank Grijalva, aka Frank Valentine, aka Frank the tank. He was submitted about a year ago because he was caught sexting a 13 year old boy and he was planning on meeting up with him for sex. He got busted in the sting and he has been unemployed ever since. This jerk off now does campus crawls around the U of A looking for fresh meat and naive boys. This loser can’t find a job because he is now a sex predator, he is out every night getting wasted and getting other people to pay for his drinks, braggin that he is a Pimp but he’s really just pathetic. Frank, you’re so vain and in love with yourself but I guess thats cause no one else can love you with your pedo ways. I dont know who would f*ck him considering he looks 40 years old with those awful crows feet and wrinkles in between his eyes. Can you also guess what he likes to do for money? Just look at the way he likes to drink his beer. Nuff said. Child predators should be banned back to Mexico and shot blindfolded. Sorry to be so cruel but anyone who is attracted to children are worthless humans to me.

Wildcat freshman boys if you see this guy RUN!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Celeste Rodriguez and Catarina Montez. These sloots cant be separated, even in bed. Catarina is just a Celeste wannabe. She’ll tell her to go suck a d*ck and she’ll ask how many and how deep. They have every DRD in the book, they’ve been with all the nasty guys and GIRLS of Tucson. When they’re not going down on all of Santa Rita they’re going down on each other. They get their pleasure from having three-somes with their “friends” boyfriends. They are back stabbing bitches! And when they cant get those boys they turn to nasty *ss sloots to lick their stinky pu*sies! No one wants their dirty *sses so they post pictures up of them half naked to get some attention. They consider themselves lucky if they get someone’s sloppy seconds. They are so nasty they f*ck in the school elevator, under the stairs or in the school parking lot. They say “even angels fall” but we all know even the devil wouldn’t lay a finger on their slooty *sses.

Thing 3 lives below the waist..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello DA..This is BRANDI NATIONS..the dirt that rolls thru Tucson. Shes a ‘hair stylist’ who makes no $$ cuz she cant cut hair to save her life. B**ch has no car, lives in tweaker city apartments and will suck any D**K to get a hit of a blunt. I dont even wanna call this B**ch GHETTO cuz thats prolly a complement to her. She is just trash. She is over 20 years of age and still pees her pants. A homie said he got in dem jeans and got right out…said she was hairier than an ape..ewwwwww.Brandi plz shave that BUSH. Nik, I just wanted to put this one of many hoodrats from Tucson on blast.

Hairy wet and over 30 (not 20 like she led you to believe)…#WINNER.- nik