Arizona / UofA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 10

Cheap Underage Sloots

November 26, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale 142

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This here is Blakeley Smith. She is a cheap sloot who just begs for attention from boys but doesn’t know how to do much else. Every picture of her involves cheap alcohol and she’s always wasted on it. There are too many to post. Here are a couple. She’s at ASU basically for the alcohol and to use her friends to fuel her addictions. She’s underage: her birthday is in May and she’s only 20. It also clearly says so on her fb. Yet here are pictures of her with..you guessed it! Alcohol! Also another classy bit about her is she works at Hooters with her “bitches” which are just basically alpha phi sloots that backstab her and fck all the guys on campus. Another sad example of the classless type of girl that all the frat guys love.

Underage and already developed a beer belly.- nik



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The Gruesome Twosome

November 22, 2013 Arizona / UofA, San Francisco 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: These cum guzzling skanks are Jiana Girouand (the brunette) and Jane Barry(the blonde). Jiana prides herself on being Italian and a great horse back rider. This makes sense given her love for “sausage” and getting to spend quality time with creatures that look like her. She thinks she is the hottest shit and will start drama everywhere she goes. Watch your boyfriends ladies she will ride anything that pays attention to her. Her lifelong goals are to become a makeup artist with the hopes of finding a sugar daddy to buy the things she will never afford with that “career.” Jane is her airhead best friend. Her favorite activities include popping a lot of ecstasy at raves, fucking anything in sight, and wearing revealing outfits that will make your eye balls bleed due to the state of her figure. She currently attends U of A in Arizona which says a lot about the state of things downstairs. Ladies avoid these girls unless you want your shit broken, high school excuse me middle school drama, and them to be all over your boyfriend. Guys before you hit it make sure to wrap it!

The closer girls are the better they are at hiding each others bellies.- nik



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Trashy Sassy

November 22, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This Is Marisol Aka Sassy. She Is A Wanna Be Black Stripper Who Has To Work At Different Clubs Because She Doesn’t Know How To Keep Her Ugly Ass Mouth ShUt, I Don’t Know How Many Times This Girl Got Into FightS (Smh) But Each Time She Ends Up Getting Her Ass WhoOp. She Swears She\’s ThE Baddest Stripper In Tucson When All She Does Is Mess Around With Any Guy That Shows Her Money And Spends More Time At The Club Drinking Then With Her Kids, She Doesn’t Know How To Dance All She Does Is Stand There And Try To Shack Her Monkey Looking Ass That She Thinks ItS A Black Girls Ass. She Is A Fake Bitch That Looks Like A Old Used Up Stripper Who Should Take The Money She TrYs To Hustle And Get A New Face And Body.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.- nik



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Drewry Drama Queen

November 14, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Iowa 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Putting this bitch on blast. Nik meet Jessica Drewry. I met this girl when I was in college. She walked up to me and my buddies and asked to study with us. (SHE approached ME) We were friends for about a 2.5 years. Over that time she watched me lose weight, fix my jacked up teeth and move out on my own… you know, I stopped being a bitch and took responsibility for my life. I changed. So we’re watching movies one night (Iowa vs. Arizona ’10 game was on) and she makes a move. (Again she wanted to be a part of my life.) She winds up spending the night at my place in her underwear. About two weeks later I find out she has DRD (the herp, the gift that keeps giving, etc.) from a website. WTF? Friends for two years and you cant tell me the truth? Well, Im a pretty reasonable guy. I didnt expect her to be perfect because I know I’m not. I accepted her, I trusted her… like a chump. It was great til she gave me DRD. Then she started treating me like shit. She decides she wants to break up with me because I didn’t want to be her DD when she wanted to go get shit faced with her guy friends who talked shit about me for graduation. Well that wasn’t the end of it. We get back to together and go on a trip to Italy… with her Mom, step dad and her Mom’s Ex-highschool boyfriend. F@%*ing nightmare. Highlights include her Moms ex threatening me outside the Vatican, her step dad and mom getting belligerently drunk, her mom asking me “So, where are you going to take me when you make it big?” (gold digger) and my ex screaming fck you” and slamming the door in my face that everyone on our hotel floor heard. All I wanted was to use the bathroom, excuse me! Then she tells me “I hate my fuking life.” Drama Queen. Didnt end there. She breaks up about a month later because I asked her “Why are you treating me like a bitch?” Her answer: “Im not going to take a risk on the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with.” That wouldve been nice to know before I ever kissed her. After that argument she told me “We’ll always be friends, I’ll always love you.” then text me “I don’t know what I want.” blah blah… She strung me along. I fell for it, I wanted to get back together. In hindsight I have no clue why. About a month later she doesn’t even recall being friends and is too good to return my calls. So I posted she gave me DRD on the website I found out from because I knew she wasnt above doing it herself. As you can see I was right because she did the same thing to me. About 11 months after our break up she files a restraining order against me and construes what happened afterwards as stalking and harassment. (Of course she omits everything she did to me from the court application.) She testified I threw my cat in court but does she really look like she’s afraid of me? No, I dont hit people in general, especially women. Of course I fought it, of course I lost because the courts side with women. Even then that wasn’t the end of it. She renews it against me despite the fact I moved 2200 miles away. FINALLY made it go away after more legal BS. All of this and I find out the guy she got DRD from was a married 30-something because she was reckless. This is how she treats me when I accepted what he did to her. She thinks herpes is her only flaw. No she’s impatient, judgmental, lacks empathy, has zero sense of humor and is unforgiving. Anyone who really knows her knows that her mom is her only friend because she likes screwing people over, she gets off on it because she thinks the world screwed her over. If I had known this bitch was going to give me a disease and waste 6 years of my life I woul’ve filed a restraining order against her when she walked up to my table and asked to study together. So who gives a guy herpes, post she gave them drd on the internet and THEN files a restraining order against them? Jessica Drewry. If she didn’t have drd and wasn’t such a cnt would you Nik?



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Ashley Nicole Green

November 13, 2013 Arizona / UofA, San Diego, Utah 453

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Ashley Nicole Green. She’s an escort & adult model I met a while back clubbing. I thought she was a nurses assistant. I don’t know how, but I got her pregnant. She’s neglectful and on drugs. My daughter is being neglected and is having a terrible start in life. I need to sever her rights and get full custody of my child. My private investigator has been documenting everything she’s been doing for the last year here’s what we know:

#1 She leaves our daughter at a dealers house(I’ll be posting them separately) 6+ days a week. They try to cover up the fact it’s a drug house by having a perpetual 24/7 yard sale. There’s also a strong Oder of Marijuana and other chemicals

#2 She’s receiving benefits from the state but can be found in the clubs nearly every week. Also, she isn’t declaring monies from her late night activities.

#3 She regularly travels with different men we can only assume are her clients. She’s been to San Diego, Utah, Chicago, and more.

#4 She works part time a Northwest Medical Center as a nurses assistant, for benefits, but somehow never goes to work.

#5 She’s been to Jail. Her arrest record includes several domestic violence charges involving separate men.

My investigator is licensed by the state of Arizona. He’s provided pictures and full reports of everything. BUT Me and my attorney don’t feel its enough. I love my daughter and want to give her a good life. If anyone has any information, I’m begging you PLEASE help me!

Definitely not a shower scrubber.- nik



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Anna Carrizoza

November 13, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale, Would You? 113

THE DIRTY ARMY: The one and only. Anna aka The Boss.. Some of her qualities… Backstabbing, jealously, Thief, prostitute, drug dealer.. And the list goes on.. Her job is to manage a stripclub here in town.. TDS WEST… Where she lets underage boys get in, for a flat tip to her bouncers… Sells strippers on the side, to “customers”. Oh, yeah she would read this and blame it on “The Hatters”, child please.. Have you take a good look at your piggy self… Guess not…. And just wondering when the Owner, would DO something for his bar . Or the FINES, be on the way by the courtesy of his management, let Guns inside the club, other extra activities… She’s a EGOMANIAC, if she knows the definition… Narcissist.. So, Nik would you.?

Answer: NO, she has swollen pits.



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Perhaps This Is Your Eye

November 10, 2013 Arizona / UofA, The Dirty 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have had people go bananas over my eyes my whole entire life. I figured I, I’d submit them and see what you had to say. I’m sure I could have done my brows before snapping a photo but this is for best eyeball not best brows. So, the question is: do you see yourself in them?

No, way too dark.- nik



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Tucson Car Scene

November 6, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m warning any man in Tucson to stay away from Melissa Norsworthy of Tucson,Arizona. This girl is the BIGGEST slut on the East side. She smokes like a chimney. She has slept with 14 men and maybe even more within 6 months! I know that doesn’t sound like a lot but They ALL know each other and are FRIENDS. She has contacted ***ia twice and isn’t even ashamed. Melissa will fck any guy with a car just for a ride. this girl is so fcked up she dated a guy and after a week begged him to buy her a car she even “promised” to pay him back but, of course being the bitch she is broke up with him 3 days later and started fuking ANOTHER dude! But, I guess Karma’s a bitch because, her car got impounded for running a stop sign and driving on a suspended licence and she’s broke with no job so she cant afford to get it out. That’s why she uses men for rides. To make matters WORSE she has a two year old daughter that she doesn’t take care of because, she’s to busy with men. She will date a guy, fck them on day one and claim she loves them. Her daughter has NO idea who her father is cause she makes her daughter call all the men she’s been with “Da-Da”. She has no respect for herself or anyone if your not in her circle of friends you haven’t fcked her yet. Every man she sleeps with she’ll claim shes pregnant by She’s even gone as far and posting pictures on Instagram asking people what Baby names they like best. Melissa is the DEFINITION of “Homiehopper”. It’s literally a new guy every 2 weeks she’ll post pictures of them together or the guys with her daughter and right after they break up she deletes all the photos,statuses and everything about them like no one will remember. No one really understands how disgusting this girl is but, as soon as u met her you’ll understand. Most of my friends have naked pictures of her. I wish I never would have met this chick let alone fucked her i was so scared after I got tested. She’s never used a condom with any man. Tucson please if you see this girl RUN AWAY if you have a car she will flock. I dont get how any man could be be attracted to her. fck this bitch she’s a walking disease.

Don’t let that promo’ing get to your head.  You don’t wanna be stuck in the land of 20k’s.- nik



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