Everythings Bigger in Texas

July 2, 2014 Arlington, Austin, Texas 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is one of texas’ biggest hoes! Well known for escorting and calling it ‘self employed’! she has absolutely no shame in showing her nasty sweaty clam around texas, and to make matters worse, shes being pimped out by some lesbian crossbred mutant (Jackie chan/miley cyrus) who refers to robyn as baby mama’. She cant dance, what she calls dancing just really looks like a troublesome 3 legged dog in heat trying to walk. And get this, she ‘claims’ to have just gotten out of rehab a few months back for being addicted to pills. shes just an attention whore, and overall a loosey goosey. PUT THIS HOE ON BLAST NICK! BTW..HER SISTER HAS REALLY SAGGY TITS.



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Principle Arrested For Attempting To Have Sex With A Minor

July 21, 2013 Arlington, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Stephen Paulsen was arrested last Tuesday for arranging a meeting with a Boynton Beach police officer whom he believed was a teenager under the age of 16. Paulsen, who resigned last Wednesday from his position as principal of Morton Elementary in Texas, was said to have struck up conversation with the undercover officer via a social networking site. “Tony Texas,” as he was known online, is also alleged to have sent the officer photographs of naked men engaged in a sex act and a message related to losing virginity. The 54-year-old is being charged with online solicitation of a minor, traveling to meet a minor in order to commit an unlawful sex act and transmission of harmful material to a minor. All charges are felonies.  It scares me to think about how many teachers and principles have been going to prison lately for some serious offenses.  Do school systems really just hire anyone?

This doesn’t surprise me.- nik



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Nasty Parsons

May 10, 2013 Arlington, Dallas 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dirty whores name is CHELSEA PARSONS, she thinks she is the sexiest thing to ever walk the earth. SHE IS ARLINGTONS NASTIEST TRASHY SKANK. She is a mother of two, and hardly ever sees her kids, she would rather pawn them off at her baby daddies house or her mothers house who is just as doped up on drugs as she is. She cant keep a good home because shaking her ass on a pole obviously is not making her enough money to support her drug and drinking habits. she is a low life dirty bitch that will suck and fck just about anything that passes her way. So guys watch out I heard that her drd is in full effect. What do you think Nik?



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Meet Disrespectful Lindsey Stone

November 21, 2012 Arlington, Scottsdale, The Dirty 200

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thanks for always supporting our troops… We need to set this c-bag straight. So I present disrespectful Lindsey Stone who posted this picture to her Facebook. Some of my best friends are buried here and pains me to see things like this. Its better if we let the world know now about this girl now. Sua Sponte!!

Lindsey Stone has no respect for the people who have died so that she can stick up her middle finger. Keep eating Lindsey.- nik



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Arbutus Slore

October 9, 2012 Arlington, Washington 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl will fck neone who gives her attention,her name Lydia nagel she jumps from guy to guy from dick to dick and doesn’t care as long as she is gettin hers n has a dude paying for her bar tab and scratch offs.she has had two abortions n got them both behind her exs back all she knows is how to get guys not how to treat them…..watch out arbutus shes on the loose and goes to lapas and Cancun with her fat friends so she is secure so she looks the best!!!! Pathetic attention slore!!!

She must get a good nights sleep on that chin.- nik



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Fat Girls Gone Wild

September 24, 2012 Arlington 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do fat girls attract men half their size? He could prob fit inside that vagina, pucker up.  I just don’t get it, he can have any girl he wants.

You should never date a girl that has arms bigger than you.- nik



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Atlanta Sea Slore

September 20, 2012 Arlington, Michigan, Philadelphia 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Take a look at this sloot. Her name is Leonard, but I guess we can call her Leotard. She needs to be called out. I know her from when I lived in Philly then she went to Michigan State where she was a total whore. She moved to DC and all my friends separately know this sloot cause she did not have a place to live and I don’t think she still does… so she sleeps from bed to bed and couch to couch and from Guy to Guy…. She got a job at the FAA to get more whore flyer miles I heard and now she might be known as the Atlanta Sea whore.

Her name is Leonard…sounds like a dude to me, looks like one to.- nik


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I Want To Be A Dirty Celebrity

August 22, 2012 Arlington, The Dirty 80

I Want To Be A Dirty Celebrity

I Want To Be A Dirty Celebrity

I Want To Be A Dirty Celebrity

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is bullsh*t!!! I want to be a dirty celebrity! The only reason people like Jenny is because of her +2′s. I want a name!!! Yes, my chest size and body are way better than that fatty! Name me Nik!

This is not how it works, even though your knees concern me… to become a Dirty Celeb you need to be voted in by your peers.- nik

Also See: Jenny Will Become Famous Without This Stupid Website



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