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Liana’s Really At It This Time

January 26, 2014 Aspen, Miami, The Dirty 60


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know we all know what Liana’s really doing since she moved to Miami. This time, she’s in Aspen, and I know she can’t be staying in this beautiful home alone. She uploaded a photo on IG of just her inside of this incredible home, and as you mentioned before, girls should watch out for the person taking the photo with risk that their reflection could show. Well, she’s done it. This particular photo you can absolutely see the foot a man in the reflection. We all know what you’re doing in Aspen sweetie, and we know it isn’t for free. Private bowling alley and shopping at Gucci? That’s not something Lianna can afford on her own. We also know that the Prada bag you bought, well, you didn’t actually buy it from “working two jobs.” And if you did, one of your jobs is a trout.

Anybody recognize this house?- nik

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Straight Is Now A Minority

December 12, 2013 Aspen, The Dirty 263


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was walking down the street the other day and stumbled upon this ad. Who decided it was ok to force the gays down everyone’s throat?

My guess is by 2083 there will be more Gay guys than Straight guys. And by 2120 it will be frowned upon to be Straight.- nik

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Paris Hilton Is Still A Pepsi Fiend

December 27, 2011 Aspen, Hollywood, The Dirty 28

Paris is still a coke whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems that Paris is up to her coke wh*re ways again. She was in Aspen with her family over the holidays and raged every night, even asking my friends and I for coke! Of course we didn’t have any because we are not coke wh*res, but it was pretty entertaining. Isn’t she like, 30 now?

Someone is trying to sell me pictures of her doing pepsi with Brandon Davis recently (in an LA nightclub). I told the person nobody buys pictures of Paris Hilton anymore… this isn’t 2005.- nik

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Adobe At It Again

December 16, 2011 Adobe, Aspen, Miami, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on aspendailynewsonline and bored as hell at work… Anyway came across my long lost friend and her BF in the arrest section. Aspen police officers witnessed a disturbance on the Hyman Avenue mall and responded to it. After investigation, Brittany Rathel, 22, of Sunny Isles, Fla., and Veronica Wimm, 21, of Aspen were each issued a municipal court summons for disorderly conduct. Aaron Preston, 25, of Sunny Isles, Fla. was placed under arrest and transported to Pitkin County Jail where he was charged with 3rd degree assault and false reporting to authorities.

Wow, that is Dirty Celeb “Adobe”.- nik

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Help Us Find George Aldrich

December 11, 2010 Aspen, Denver, Dirty News, The Dirty 34


THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK I tried to submit this before and we really need your help more than ever, George Aldrich has been missing in Aspen for two weeks, the case is a big mystery they are actively searching now and had a dog who picked up his scent from the bus stop he was last seen at to another bus stop on the road, so everyone strongly beleives someone had to have seen him and we really need to talk to those people, we think someone may have picked him up, please just post his picture, i know the dirty army has to know something. Click Here To Read Full Story

I have a feeling this story is not going to end well.- nik

Email Suggestion: Nik, I read the article about what the police have done thus far to locate George Aldrich, and I was struck by the fact that they ping’ed his cell phone, but it seemed that it was only based on when his last call was made. I would think that they should know this, but just in case, it is worth letting them know that I’ve heard that you can ping a cell phone’s location as long as the phone is on. That means that a ping that occurred during his last phone call probably isn’t the most recent data available about his location. They need to ping for the location based on the signal the phone transmits just by being on, if they haven’t already done so.

I can’t find any definitive explanation of this, and I’m not terribly tech savvy, so this could be wrong. However, I was told about this ability personally by an expert in the field of investigative forensics, although there is a chance I misunderstood this person [but I don't think that I did].

Regardless, they at least need to search for the location based on the last time his phone received a text message, which is probably more recent than his last call as well. The found that family up in Oregon in 2006 this way.

If I find any information on searches based on the phone merely being on, I’ll send it in.

Best wishes, for him & his family.

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Father, I Have Sinned

October 6, 2010 Aspen, The Dirty 72

Father I have sinned

Father I have sinned

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to be involved with a “innocent” Catholic girl named Courtney Kenny. Then we drifted apart because she had an abortion with “my” child. I was always finding condom wrappers in the trash can… In which we never used. A LOT if you know what i MEAN!! I confronted her about them and she confessed that she had a Sex Addiction and couldn’t help it. She was so addicted, she couldn’t resist sleeping with total strangers, one incident she was so desperate, she slept with 3 guys she met in a walmart parking lot.  I know I was not just concocting this whole idea up in my head because I used to have her password, & before we broke up I found this message to her “Father” in her email and thank god I saved the proof… Well I would have NEVER let this out to the public, but Coutney is the only girl I’ve slept with and. So there ya have it. BEWARE if you’re gonna sleep around with this girl, wrap it up.

The chances that the baby was yours are 2%. So don’t ever get down on yourself for it. I wonder if Father Mark tried the goods.- nik

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Brooke Secrets Of Aspen

February 13, 2010 Aspen, Denver, The Dirty, Would You? 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I haven’t seen anyone ask you yet …. so would you smash that chick from that VH1 show Secrets of Aspen?

Answer:  No, she has a sideways lifestyle.  Every picture she takes is sideways and I am not into sideway sex or fat chicks (sideways is a scam to look skinny).

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Johnny “Gold Medal” Moseley

November 27, 2009 Aspen, Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 29

Johnny Gold Medal Moseley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, finally thought I would put up a pic of Johnny “I have a gold medal” Moseley. Everyone in Tahoe knows this guy shows up to parties and drops the I have a Gold Medal line on girls from S.F. who slurp it up even though word is he’s a walking drunk std. Look at the pic jager, monster, squaw valley, and some blonde with double clear cups wtf!! Nik put an end to Johnnys never ending roll.

Who is Johnny Moseley?  Wasn’t he on the Real World or something?- nik

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