11.19.09

Fake Kerstin

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

Fake kerstin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl on the right is Kerstin M. Sleeps with anyone, anywhere, anytime. Best friend of “cheating jessica” these two go hand in hand. Kerstin is fake to everyone she knows and even doesnt know. At a party we bolth attended awhile back a friend of mine thought he recognized her, turns out he did and she was the biggest wh*re at the school he went to. Shes even slept with her “best friends” loser boyfriend. What a nice girl. She is such a homie hopper this skank needs to be put on blast! would you? She is sporting the red cup!

ASU girls have no morals, it’s like they were raised by wolves.- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Miss Arizona 2009

Miss Arizona 2009

Miss Arizona 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Miss Arizona 2009. Her name is Brittany B*ll and she’s an ASU student by day, Suns’ cheerleader by night. It was announced that she will be representing the state in the Miss USA pageant in April of next year.

Well looks like we lost… where did they find her?  On Van Buren?- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Ready For Winter

ready for winter

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, caught this one standing in line at the mini mart, HE’s all ready for winter in Scottsdale!

He is probably family money.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Fashion Freak?

Fashion Freak?

Fashion Freak?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie. She’s small and apparently really hip in the fashion world. She went to New School for the Arts in Tempe. She is an inspiring fashion designer, although I’ve NEVER seen anything she has made. She breathes and lives fashion, though! Would you? I would.

Answer: No, are you kidding me? Her eyes are way too far apart and her hair looks like it was burnt off in a fire.


Nik Richie

11.16.09

The Front Side

Posted in ASU

The Front End

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the front side of that pic from the monsters on Mill Ave. More frightening.

The back side is way better… it left more to the imagination.- nik

Also See:  Nasty Girls On Mill Ave


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Where To Start

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

where to start

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessie. The weirdest looking girl I think I have ever seen! I dont even know where to start. Her teeth really bother me, like really bad. What’s your opinion?

It’s her nose that bothers me.- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Your Type

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

hermaph

hermaph

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nikkkkk check it out! She is TOTALLY your type right???? Gosh this girl has gone down hill HARDCORE. I still cannot believe she used to be somewhat attractive and now she is this. Aweeesome!

Is that thing even still considered a chick?- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Time Of Our Lives

99-copy16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley & Britney. The have matching tattoos that say “time of our lives” along with two other girls. What amuses me is how much sh*t they talk about each other. I wonder how long of a friendship they will have?

What idiots… I will pay the tattoo removal for the first “friend” who wants to get rid of that arm trash.- nik


Nik Richie

11.10.09

Cheating Jessica

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

crazy b*tch?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this crazy b*tch on the left is Jessica K. She is a cheating b*tch who thinks her sh*t dont stink. She keeps getting back with her loser, abusive, drug addict boyfriend just so he can give her money. She then goes behind his back telling people there not “official” just to get on other guys gregs for attention. As if being a sloot isn’t bad enough she has a horrible attitude and is the biggest b*tch i have ever met.

Are you sure she’s from Scottsdale? She looks like a complete west-sider.- nik


Nik Richie

11.10.09

Would You?

Would You?

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  This is Amanda on her 21st birthday. No photoshop. I think she’s your type. Would you?

Answer: No, she has a horse mouth, and her eyebrows are awful.


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"