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Rebecca Strnad the junkie thief

November 19, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: stay the fck away from rebecca Strnad unless you like getting lied to but a junkie thief and getting taken advantage of and jacked



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Anyone Know Sydney Hawley

November 17, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: So i heard from one of my friends this chik Sydney does porn since i asked her wat she does for a living she said some sketchy shit. Still she has money don’t know where it comes from. She tried to sleep with me but i was too drunk. Later i found out she fuked a couple of people i know. Who the fuck is this chik does she really do porn. I heard from many different people she does but couldn’t find anything cuz she probably use an alias anyone know?



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Kate from ASU is a Horrible Girlfriend

November 3, 2014 ASU 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this is Kate who lives at Taylor Place in Downtown Phoenix and goes to ASU school of nursing and health promotion. Tuesday night I tagged along with her and her boyfriend. I could not believe what happened next! Kate made this sweet man buy her and her friends $75 worth of pizza! Then she forgot her diet Pepsi and didn’t pick up the tab for the 2 liters! This girl gives women a bad name. I think if we are going to throw a party we should pay for it ourselves. I hope he at least got a bj out of it!



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UT Bound Girl Spreading at ASU

October 31, 2014 ASU, Austin 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Debbie Wasem. Girls might remember her rushing Delta Zeta this fall. She has drd. If you happen to get her in bed the first thing she says is how much she likes it raw and that she’s on birth control. Recipe for disaster. Next thing you know you’re taking Zovirax and she finally comes out and tells you what you just found out. She has herpes. Fellas beware she’s already onto the next guy. She’s planning on heading to her hometown school University of Texas to see a football player who goes by Easy. He doesn’t know she has herpes. Guess that’s an “easy” victim.



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Ratchet Rayana

October 28, 2014 ASU 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: If you can’t tell by the pictures that this bitch is on some new level shit, you must be blind. Rayana is a freshman at ASU who is a dirty devil. This bitch fuks with strictly minors and her friends sloppy seconds. Don’t invite her to your party because she’ll steal your drinks and pretend she’s drunk. She lives in room *** where its open 24 hours along with her legs but beware of this bitches train tracks. Not only does she bite but rumors are her braces get stuck. After a threesome both guys said their pee burned, that shit aint normal.So you know that bitch got something. And you know this thot don’t change the sheets after she has a different nigga over every night of the week. If this all wasn’t enough this bitch takes off guard pics of every nigga she fucks around with just as proof. I mean who would believe her.But they always make her delete it. It says she has 13k insta followers but this bitch be getting 40 likes so we know she bought that shit. I just want to let the ASU ladies know that if you come across this thot lock your phones, hide your man, and hold on tight to any morals you have because like I said this bitch is on some new level shit. For all you ASU gentlemen definitely hide your liquor, keep your penis in your pants, and make sure you don’t got beer goggles on around Ratchet Rayana cause she\’s on the hunt ready to spread her legs, her stds, and cling on.



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ASU Students Taking Advantage Of A Drunk Girl

October 23, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 82

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at around 6:10 pm on 10-20-14 these 2 ASU students coerced a drunk lady to get into their car at Circle K at intersection of Rural and Lemon in Tempe. We all know what happened next.

I wish you would have got a better shot of her face.- nik



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My App Was Knocked Off By JT Originals

October 23, 2014 ASU, Dirty Business, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a month after me and my friends launched the popular app Greeklink I get an overwhelming amount of calls and texts from my ASU friends saying some toolbag drug dealer named Joe Terrell knocked it off with his website Greektree. Nothing about his website is original download my Greeklink app then go to greektree he stole all my ideas even the name JT Originals he knocked off from some popular oil painting artist. I was really surprised that literally everyone I know who’s gone to ASU in the last 6 years knows this kid cause the self proclaimed “genius” is to stupid to pass any classes. He doesn’t even have half the credits he needs to get his bachelors degree which isn’t a problem since the demand for oxys and coke he sells is so high at ASU he’ll have enough money to stay there til he’s 40. When I messaged him he responded by telling me to go f*ck myself…. Dude no one at ASU likes you they just pretend to cause they like your drugs.

She definitely has Greekarms.- nik



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Jaelen Not So Strong

October 16, 2014 ASU, Tempe 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: JAELEN STRONG. His dick game is WEAK and he suffers from a severely small penis. Ladies don’t be fooled by all the hype he gets. He is your typical football player – he sleeps around with a ton of chicks and he is arrogant but has not reason to be. He WAS NO BODY BEFORE ASU. Ladies don’t fall for it – all you will get is a little dick and disappointment. He is a liar and a dog just like every other nigga! Lets not mention how he likes to flex for the gram with a fake Rolex. On top of it all, he has a girlfriend and don’t even claim her! I feel bad for the poor girl, she don’t know her man is in Arizona hoeing. Only thing nice I can say is that he gives some good ass head!! He has to make up from a little dick somewhere. Jaelen, what that mouth do?



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