
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at these nasty @ss girls out walking around on Mill ave. dont know why they thought they looked good enough to leave the house in those outfits!
By the back fat, you can tell this girls are Sophmores. -nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Danielle Re**ce. She is the biggest sl*t I have ever met in my life. She got married when she was 19 to a guy named joseph C. i have never met joseph but i went to high school with him and saw him around, and he always seemed like a nice guy. anyways, she was a wh*re who couldnt keep her legs closed while he was off fighting for his country and cheated on him while he was in iraq with this guy to the left (a nasty ass guy who works for petsmart= where the dogs shop ha). Both Danielle and Nik need to be put on blast. they are dirty disgusting people who are perfect for each other. thx Nik Richie! she is a wh*re and everyone needs to know it!
I don’t see what the big deal is, every military marriage is like this. -nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this random passed out at one of the SAE costume parties… dont pass out with your shoes on man haha.
You could have at least made things interesting by writing on him. Not impressed.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is chrissa she has been on this site before she says she’s a suns dancer but sorry your not good enough and will always dance nose bleed and getting your boob job still didn’t help. This girl is a wh*re she likes to take pictures of herself completely naked with her legs spread apart and send them to guys (if anyone has them still send them in!) she’s not even dating she thinks that will make them like her more, sorry no they will only want a quick hook up with you. She has been seeing this guy Derek B*xter I don’t know what he is thinking he can make a wh*re in to a house wife sorry Derek but chrissa was at my boys house the other night having with him. Sorry she wont ever change and will still continue you to come over to my bros house and cheat on you no matter what so I would think twice about her and you could do so much better bro. oh yeah its the fatass in the pink and than there is one with her so called boyfriend.
He looks like your typical ASU douche, I’m not surprised. After he graduatesm he’ll get a job in sales and then go on to lurk college chicks still.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THESE GURLS ARE NASTY DG WHAT HAPPENED TO DG YUCK.
What do you mean what happened? They have always been beat desperate sloots.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica D*by, the girl with the blonde hair, is the ugliest nastiest b*tch alive. She is a c dumpster and she would do anyone. She is a freshman at ASU and thinks she is the coolest b*tch around. She thinks everyone loves her and she is a boyfriend stealer. She will do anything for greg. She thinks she is super hot by posting stupid skanky videos on facebook. She is super stupid and she wants to be an anchor at walter cronkite. Stay away from her because she isnt worth anyones time.
I will ignore her nose because I really want to comment on the fat gut on the USA cheerleader… what happened to ASU chicks? I was streaking in the dorms last night and I couldn’t find one I would stick it in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on facebook ealier and this guy popped up claiming to be the official ASU party guy. He’s like a younger gayer Durkee. He even has a photo album just for pictures of girls kissing him, I believe to prove to himself he isn’t gay. Someone needs to help him out b4 its too late and hes an official mass texting lame club promoter in scottsdale.
I bet you this guy gets so much ass at ASU. The girls that go to that school are such idiots… they would sleep with this douche just to borrow his Claire’s earrings for a day.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: ASU SOFTBALL GIRLS AND A FEW UGLY LOOKING WRESTLING GUYS, FUNNY THING IS THEY ARE HIDING THOSE BEERS WITH THE PHOTOSHOP AND MOST ARE UNDERAGE, ASU ATHLETES AT IT AGAIN..ASU WRESTLER NAZI SUPPORTER…NICE, BET COACH IS GOING TO LOVE THIS.
They all look German to me.- nik


So for all of you who have e-mailed me over the years trying to get a job with TheDirty.com here is your chance. Do you think you have what it takes to work with a super agent who drives a Masey! Ari Golden is looking to hire a new assistant. If you think you have what it takes to be Ari Golden’s assistant e-mail your resume to ari@thedirty.com.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have a question for you. Why have you not given these girls Dirty Celeb Status? They’ve been on your site numerous times and they are well known Scottsdale Wh*res. I have a story to tell about Nicole. I met her when she was the manager at fiddlesticks. I used to go over there at night when they were closing. She would take me to the back bend over and just let me B*^%) the lunch out of her. Yes, I gave her a colonic. What’s nasty is that she would clean my wank by sucking on it right after. I could never bring myself to kiss her on the lips. I just couldn’t. Cloey on the other hand was trying to get at me too. I would have banged her too just for the hell of it but she smelled like curdled milk. It’s as if they were competing to see who could get banged the most times. Fiddlesticks is now closed…..Hmmm I wonder if that’s because Nicole was turning it into the Bunny Ranch?? Apparently it is their custom to marry their own kind Middle Eastern men. I think in the middle east, these two girls would have already been stoned. These pictures of Nicole have been getting around. I think everyone at ASU has a copy. They were forwarded to me so I’m forwarding them to you. Anyone have recent pictures of these pigs? I know they love the camera.
Nicole is stalking me now… it is kind of weird. I had to change my cell phone number and everything. Never met the chick, but she is obsessed with my Greg.- nik

- Seattle's Euro-Trash
- Canary The Pussycat
- Cat Fighting Soccer Girls
- Another Alaskan Beauty
- Tranny Manny Almost Showing A Greg
- Possible New England Girl For You?
- In Or Out?
- Tampa's Biggest Douche
- Against Plastic Surgery
- OG Big MAC New Look
- Incredible Horse!
- Orange Should Not Be A Skin Color
- Kansas City Gal
- Miss Piggy Hopez
- New Orleans Trash
- Vancouver Sloot
- TWEEDLE DONT!
- Caption Of The Day
- Scary Crow
- Little Miss Fatty
- Typical Sloots
- Taking Out The Trash
- Look What I Can Do
- Neck Wrinkle?
- My Booty Call
- Barbie Went Rockstar?
- What Do You Think?
- Grrr
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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SUICIDE WATCH!!! PERSON CLOSE TO KANYE WEST FEARS THAT HE MAY HURT HIMSELF!!!
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Douche-Bag-Mafia
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Vuhjynah?
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The BAR Girls In Charlotte Want To Jump You Nik
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Infamous Horse Mouth At ASU
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Gold Teeth, SGM?
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Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
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Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
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Caption of the Day
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Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
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Nickel Is Looking Frail
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Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
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Alpha Phi's Newest!
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The Hills Is A Dk
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Tom Brady Real SGM?
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They Didn't Get the Memo
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

