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August 25, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I love the dirty! I got yet another truth to expose. I met this girl Dannielle Sumter at ASU. She is attending school to be an English teacher but I am going to tell you why she is more qualified for hooking then teaching. We met last February and had a friends with benefits thing for the rest of the semester. All I had to do was take her shopping at Scottsdale Fashion Square and she would spread her freckled legs! She never told me she had a boyfriend who was in the army and stationed in Kentucky the whole time! Nik please expose this tramp who tries so hard to convince people she is a sweet little church girl for the lying, backstabbing, nymphomaniac she is!



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Selfie Obsessed Douche

August 22, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Westside-AZ 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this looser Anthony Densi goes around friending random people on Facebook posting new selfies relentlessly. He is employed as a society graphic designer but still lives with his mommy. Doesn’t pay any bills or buy food at all. He goes to Old Town bars and hooks up with cougars who look similar to his mom which implies he has serious issues. This guy loves attention so lets give him some!



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Eddie’s Quick Stop is a Front

August 19, 2014 ASU, Westside-AZ 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Almost 1 year ago Eddies at 19th avenue and Camelback in Phoenix was raided by a joint operation by FBI and Homeland Security. Two employees; Tyran Williams and Pedro Medina were arrested for selling drugs behind the counter. One other employee named Rory Walters of Tempe, photos provided, somehow escaped arrest despite the fact that he regularly sells “kush”, street slang for high grade marijuana, manufactured by a neighborhood street gang to ASU students. He is often seen on Mill avenue at night and pushing product to people on the light-rail. The family that runs this convenience store that has been in the neighborhood since 1992 pays this local gang protection money. They have ruined the neighborhood by selling cheap beer which brings in tons of homeless people from downtown. They have also allowed prostitution on their property and what is scary is behind the property is an elementary school and the neighborhood is filled with young impressionable kids from lower-class families who are very impressionable and eager to fit in and give in to peer pressure and either join the local thugs, develop drug problems, or both. My hope is that in posting this a boycott of Eddie’s will take place forcing them to close up shop and leave the neighborhood forever. I have already reported all I know to Phoenix police in October 2013 and again this past May and there have been no additional arrests and I’m hoping more people will start talking now that I outed these thugs.



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Better Than Adderall

August 8, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 344

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

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FYI: This is my personal opinion and individual results may vary. I always advise you consult with your physician first.

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Megan Miller And The Brunettes

August 7, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you have to move back to Scottsdale or do something about the brunette invasion. ASU was the home of every hot blonde in the nation. Sh*tty grades and easy lays. Now it’s nothing but boring brunettes with buff legs. i.e. Megan Miller and her crew. ASU is dying Nik, you need to save our campus this season.

At least Arizona State has adopted the +2′s program. You can’t win every battle my friend. And I will never move back.- nik



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ASU Douche Bag Creeper Hussain

August 6, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is a warning to all the ladies in Tempe. If you get a naked picture from Hussain please delete it. He tried to get with my friend and she said no and he got super violent. All Hussain does is take naked selfies of himself all day and if you reject him he gets major roid rage. 

Definitely nothing natural about that body. Clean your mirrors dude.- nik



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Rush Arizona State Pi Beta Phi

August 6, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 163

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is to all the beautiful incoming ASU freshman females. Make the right choice and pledge Pi Beta Phi. No fatties, just beauties. Right Nik? We lead by example, just ask anyone on campus. We love you Allie Stellrecht. Thank you for always supporting your sisters and keeping us hot. Be like Allie, be a Pi Beat Phi.

I support whichever house has the most blondes.- nik



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ASU Is Going Downhill Fast

July 31, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 71

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ASU released a statement this morning that we are no longer allowed to have kegs during our tailgating parties before the ASU games… they said kegs and other apparatuses that would “encourage the reckless consumption of alcoholic beverages” in designated tailgate parking lots are not permuted any longer… what the hell happened to this school? I came here to party and damn this is sad as f*ck.

ASU sucks now. Don’t go there.- nik



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