Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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The AZ Wolf Pack
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hh where to begin? These 6 girls are nothing but trashy and full of themselves. They think they are the hottest sh*t to hit Arizona. The best part is when they arent around eachother all they do is talk sh*t about each other. The four blondes in this picture originally claim themselves as the 4k but have recently added two ugly brunettes to the wolf pack. They are mean, self absorbed, shady and just b*tches to anyone that doesn’t kiss their *ss. Please put them on blast nik and bring them back to planet earth.
So which one is supposed to be the hot one that everyone in their wolf pack is jealous of… I don’t see a break out star here which means this entire friendship is a scam.- nik
Would You
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, Would You? | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: WOULD YOU NIK? THIS IS ERICA….AND …YOU CAN NOW FIND HER BACK DATING SOME HOMO FROM SCOTTSDALE….NIK..I STILL THINK SHED BE DOWN…SHE GETS AROUND! ONE DOWNFALL….SHES ONLY 20, BUT HER AND HER LITTLE TRAMP FRIEND ALYSSA BANG ALL OF THE DALE!
Answer: no. Photoshop is for liars, bottom pic her face is lumpy.
Thirsty For Purple Crayons
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, Would You? | January 29th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik! what up tho always keeping it real. so this chick lauren just started modeling, shes got a big head on her but down to f***. Shes been into black dudes for a hot minute now and found me on facebook and keeps gettin at me. i wanna f*** her only thing is, is that she f*cked this dude from vegas at a bachelor party a few weeks ago in a hotel and he kicked her out of the room. hahah made the girl sleep in the hallway. need some advice here! would you?
I’d stay away dude, she looks like a cabbage patch kid. You’ll regret it in the morning or mid-morning like the other guy…Also I just noticed something odd, why is that guy resting his arm on the other guys leg.- nik
Hold Me Closer Easy Dancer
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | January 29th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you with this ASU Dance Team Girl? I think not…….oh and by the way, she’s an easy sloot that will get taken down by anything that moves. Do us a favor and never wear a bikini again.
I’m trying to decide whats worse, her overall weight or her 5 inch gums?- nik
Big Badonkadonk
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the bootay on that girl hahahahahaha.
It’s like a big tomato filled with cellulite.- nik
ASU Douche Bag Cheater
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is barry with his girlfriend Marisa that he supposedly loves. He must not love her that much because he’s cheated on her multiple times with different girls behind her back that I know and now its time she finds out. Put this douche on blast nik so Marisa and all the girls at ASU know about this piece of trash.
Dirty Army lets take a vote who do you think have bigger ears, this douche or his shim?- nik
What’s Wrong With Her
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need a second opinion and you seem to be good at picking apart the opposite sex. whats her flaws?
Serious eyebags, her teeth jut out to much and she looks like the grinch when she smiles.- nik
Look No Further
Posted in ASU, San Francisco, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Would You? | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look no further for your future ex-wife. Meet Meredith F*orni. Arizona State Alumni, originally from the Bay Area. I think I have read enough of the dirty to pin point your type and I think Meredith has what you want. I included pics of her as a blonde and a brunette to make your decision easier. So, I’m dying to know… WOULD YOU?
Answer: I can’t answer this yet. She is a nose job away from dating me for a solid two months, but I don’t know… she looks expensive.
The Dank Squad
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These BOYS need to be out on blast. Enough is enough, I wouldnt touch any of them. I mean the pictures tells the tale. You might find them all hanging out together, atleast 15 wieners in a dorm. Girls do not associate with these BOYS, I already made that mistake. WTF is DANK? no one uses that word? Im surprised that they even have two girls in this picture(SORRY GIRLS). The tool with the green glasses and the backwards hat (ZACKf*ckfaceKI**) is probably the biggest douche-artist. And the brown skin child is probably the biggest creeper, you will feel like your getting raped just by talking to him.. GAHH
-BEWARE LADIES-
Dank Squad meeting/party this weekend, BYOB, dank members only! (no girls).That’s how I see their weekends going.- nik
Forgy Party Poppers
Posted in ASU, Dirty Greeks | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two f*cking nerds creeped their way into our E-board and single handedly ruined sigep and turned our house into a p*ssyless geek squad..no wonder they cant pull girls…i guess that’s what happens when you put a kid with no friends (lindsey) and captain commando together. the kid on the left has genital herpes and met his “hott” girlfriend on one of those std dating websites…damaged goods homey.
This isn’t new information, frat guys have always been Forgy.- nik
