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White Trash Purple Crayon Lover

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 18th, 2010

White Trash Purple Crayon Lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Whitney, She is white trash. She is all over pretty much every purple crayon in the east valley. She has an almost 3 year old son who she thought was her boyfriend Jason’s(white guy) but when the baby was born surprise it was black. And besides that she needs +2’s. This girl needs to be put on blast!

Gross, her inner thighs look like an ass…2 butts, double butt, or maybe her boobs are growing there.- nik

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Stupid Girl

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 18th, 2010

Stupid Girl

Stupid Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl isn’t even in college anymore and she still tries to act like she runs Mill and her lame Sorority. She’s constantly a b*tch to EVERYONE. She is just plain mean and rude and doesn’t care about anyone else at all. The world doesn’t revolve around you because you talk loud and have the MOST annoying voice hun, just so you know. This girl seriously thinks everyone likes her and she never understands why people don’t like her because she’s “so nice to everyone” but you’re not bi*ch you are the worst person to have ever been in my presence and I hope you now realize EVERYONE HATES YOU! Maybe your boyfriend will eventually realize he could get much better then a whore who has tried to get with all his bros. .

Its cause shes a mill ave sloot.  She sleeps with all the guys who work there and feels special because she knows a guy at every bar.

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Paradise Valley Sloot

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 17th, 2010

Paradise Valley Slut

Paradise Valley Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tori Sc**. she thinks she’s hot shit and every guy in the world wants her. she brags about having anal sex with tons of guys and blowing guys.she probably has a loose and saggy vagina. she calls other people ugly but clearly she hasn’t looked in the mirror lately or at all. her daddy thinks she’s a perfect little angel, little does he know she’s whoring herself around arizona.she flunked the first semester at community college and her lifelong dream is to be in playboy or to become a stripper. she needs to learn to keep her nasty ass sh*t in her pants and her mouth shut. .

She will fall back into porn after she realizes her pipe dream won’t come true.- nik

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Sierra Loves The ASU Basketball Team

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 15th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I haven’t seen any of the ASU basketball boys on your website lately which means they have gotten smarter about not leaving any evidence. That doesn’t mean that they are not doing their dirt. Here’s is the latest scoop. This girl Sierra T*rado has been banging a few of the guys on the team to include: Derek Glasser, Ty Abbott, Jerren Shipp, Jamelle Mcmillan and their very good friend Nico Fricchione (who was kicked off the ASU basketball team for being a druggie or something to that effect). Nico is kind enough to provide his pad, which is at Bridgeview Hayden and compliments of his father, Doctor Fricchione, as the sl*t hotel. Anyway, they think Sierra is hott and she thinks she’s hott too, only because she’s part of the Tempe 12. This girl wears tons of makeup to cover her ugly face and is very bow legged, I’m not sure if that’s because all these guys have wore her down or if she was born that way. I’m not going to assume either way. Who thinks the Tempe 12 is a hott group of chicks anyway? They are gross ASU, std, sl*ts who aren’t even attractive. I know for a fact that none of the people mentioned (especially the guys) use condoms. So I am hoping that you can use this as a warning to all the Stupid girls (sleeping with any of these guys) to get themselves checked. These guys are all a bunch of dirtbags, Nico, Derek and Jamelle all brag about how much money their parents have. If you don’t know who their parents are, they will be sure to let you know. Ty on the other hand, can’t seem to keep his greg in his pants, no matter who it is. Ty sees himself as a celebrity because he is from AZ but he’s only a celebrity to the sk*nks that he can get, after his teammates have already smashed them. Basically most of the time, Ty get’s the sloppy seconds. I won’t even start on Jerren, I think his posting on the Dirty last year was excellent enough.

The scouting process for Tempe 2’s is very simple… find girls that will sleep with everyone.  Final Answer.- nik

[IMAGE: Tempe12]

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Forgy Plate

Posted in ASU, Dirty Rides, Scottsdale | March 15th, 2010

HAHA was drivin in tempe by ASU saw this license plate thought ya might get a kick out of it!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: HAHA Nik I was drivin in tempe by ASU saw this license plate thought ya might get a kick out of it!

I don’t think they come more forgy than that.- nik

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Dirty Carlie

Posted in ASU, Westside-AZ | March 15th, 2010

Cunt Carlie.

THE DIRTY ARMY: OK, so first off this stupid f*cking h*e tries to steal my friends boyfriend in highschool and forces him to make out with her at prom. then why nobody likes her she creates all this drama and moves to flag staff. but it gets better. she starts working at the ovcc. (country club of oro valley) gets clamidya from the chef and is now passing it around to everyone she screws. dont buy her bullsh*t she has no morals and is on the road to becoming a raging alcohaulic and a stripper. if you bang her please use a condom so you dont catch anything..

I bet she returned the favor to the cook for free food, she looks hungry all the time.- nik

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Cellophane Sloots

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 15th, 2010

Cellophane Sluts

Cellophane Sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of these ASU girls going out for a drunken night dressed as leftovers?

I think they were sick of guys not talking to them so they needed a conversation starter…they shoulda wrapped up more of their body to try and cover up some of that excess flab.- nik

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ASU Girls Beward Of Eddie

Posted in ASU, Dirty Predator, Scottsdale | March 15th, 2010

asu sundevil girls beware of eddie the sundevilangel

asu sundevil girls beware of eddie the sundevilangel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eddie Coates, notorious for recruiting girls from ASU to “model” for him and then he tells them if they dont bang him that they wont get the job etc etc. This creep terrifies girls and if you post this im sure there will be a handful of ASU sl*ts that have come across this creep.

This guy hangs out at Devils Martini all the time… ladies beware.- nik

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Gorgeous Blonde From ASU

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 13th, 2010

gorgeous blonde

gorgeous blonde

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i have been dirty army strong for some time now and think this gorgeous blonde is your ‘type’.  She is from ASU so maybe you already have? So Nik whats the verdict?

I have a love-hate with this girl… everyone is Scottsdale/Tempe kisses her ass, but I personally believe she is normal looking and rocks way too much make-up.  Plus, I try not to share girls with Brody Jenner, it creates way too much unwanted drama.- nik

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#1 Biggest Frat Rat

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 11th, 2010

#1 Biggest Frat Rat

#1 Biggest Frat Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Why has Jessica Ay** not been put up here. This girl comes to my frat all the time and pisses me the f*ck off acting like she owns the place.. your a f*ckin freshman you are only there for my brothers to put their dick in if they are stupid enough. Nik, explain to this hoe that she is not hot sh*t she needs a reality check big time. .

Is that her dad driving them the party..what a dumbass.- nik

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