The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie Vitch, or nickname for her is Katie B*tch. This girl really puts the sleeeezeee in DZ (her sorority) even if there are the most genuine girls in there! Someone needed to expose this WH**E This girl is so f’ing gross that her mother should be ashamed. She was rumored to have slept with half or even more of Theta Chi fraternity and won’t waste time hooking up with some DIRTY FUGLY other guy the next night. Who knows she must have f**ked other frat guys from other places DIRTY B*TCH. I have not met one that can say shes a nice person. So she should take her anorexic bullemic *ss back home. This cheap sloot takes money from everyone and doesnt pay anyone back. And on top of it lets people take advantage of her. Her boyfriend should get checked , hope he knows shes a cheaterrr toooo. This girl must have the smelliest v*gina, i repeat the smelliest v*gina in all of ASU. so boys be warned that you don’t want to get a whif of that or you’ll prob get DRD. So I think she should just do us all a favor and quite ruining it for everyone and close your v*gina for good. Who hasn’t f**cked Katie Vitch?

Guys get paid back…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this guy on blast. Every time I visit the Vue (complex near campus) he tells me a different name. So far I have “D”, “Vondell”, and “Diontay.” He’s broke, no school or job, and has two infant children. Instead of supporting his kids (or girlfriend) he moved to the vue and wasted his money. He doesn’t go to ASU but tries to party with us. He’s 25 years old and tries hard to “get it in” with freshmen girls. On several accounts he likes to get too close to guys and kiss them on the neck. He is nader’s b*tch and he is 5 years older than him. If nader told him to jump he would say, how high? I heard he even stole thousands of dollars from his roommates!

His 2 most prized possessions are his gray wife beater and his dumbbells.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag is names Brandon Patrick. This guy is the biggest retard you will ever meet in your life, I mean he dropped out of ASU it doesn’t get much dumber than that. He can be seen regularly sleazing around the Vue, where he will walk around constantly drunk and high regardless of the day and time. He will try and barge into any room where there is a party, I have kicked him and his loser friends out of my room several times. In addition to that this kid is a f*cking thief he stole so much sh*t from my roommate. Don’t let this kid anywhere near your stuff unless you want it to end up at a pawn shop. He rolls with his equally loser friend Timmy. These guys both try to get girls to have 3somes with them, because they are so f*cking gay for each other. They seriously should just f*ck and get it over with. I even heard these guys sleep in the same bed. Straight? I don’t f*cking think so. Nik please put these closet case losers on blast.

I bet all of them still ‘play for the team’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Sherise Marie. She has been black balled from more than a couple of frats at ASU, and as only a freshman, this is EXTREMELY rare. Somehow she still manages to sneak her way into sigma chi’s parties because her “brother” was newly initiated. She’s a compulsive liar and a self-appointed diva with a major ego complex. I’ve heard she’s a kappa kappa gamma, but considering she is not friends with half of her pledge class and has also blocked them on Facebook, I’m not quite sure she belongs. She’s a psychotic b*tch who constantly pretends she is a victim when she brought all of this upon herself. someone even overheard her saying how much she hates being in kappa because no one likes her. Why would you pay almost $1,500.00 to belong to an organization in which you do not belong? Do us all a favor and put this b*tch on blast, this freshman needs a complete reality check if she wants to make it at ASU, but considering the reputation she has already made for herself, i don’t see this happening anytime soon.

Her face is shaped like a noodles.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney Farrington. I’ve ran into her multiple times at ASU parties and all she does is get drunk and make a complete fool of herself. She throws herself onto any guy who will have her and then bitches about how in love she is with her older brothers best friend. Trust me i know, she’s tried to hook up with me and some of my brothers multiple times. Her and her posse of friends go around campus thinking they’re all hot sh*t because they are in sororities and then b*tch about how much they hate their sisters. She’s desperate for attention and is one of the fakest girls i’ve ever seen at ASU. What do you think?

I think she out weighs that guy, 2:1.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Beau Gorubec he is a NorCal TOOL! That came to ASU and now thinks he is the absolute sh*t. He is a fratty douch that cant even hande his alcohol nor himself. Hes is a scumbag to everyngirl and thinks that he can get with any girl just because of his pretty face, REALITY CHECK HERE! ASAP!! This idiot seriously should consider a transfer or something, no one wants you here. After a couple shots he is blacked out for the night and even his pledge brothers are sick of it. Why join a frat when you cant keep up with it? Beats me buddy but someone had to do it.

His hairline shapes his forehead like a triangle…I’d drink the pain away too.- nik