THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here you have Steven Repking. A gymnast and douche at ASU, pretty shy boy who claims to be innocent. Little does he know he’s in for a rude awakening. Seems like our little innocent 20 year old is now a porn star on “the rise”. Not to mention a dirty one at that. He’s become a model for some nasty porn company. Talk about trashy. This kid is just dirty to begin with now he’s making his porn premiere cause he’s already been through all of the guys at ASU and Tempe.  Nik, put this wanna be star on blast so any left over guys can be warned about this loser… or should I say Kevin Clarkson his new porn name!

They should make ‘Porn’ a major at ASU.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Alexis McQuillen. She thinks she is the hottest thing alive! And she thinks every guy in this world wants her. She has a messed up nose cause of all the drugs she has done which she is proud of! She brags about the drugs she has done and sleeps with EVERYONE. She has DRD but she doesn’t tell anyone that she sleeps with she does. She is a short little gremlin with fat thighs, a huge gorilla butt, and whale arms. She goes to Mill Ave. all the time and gets plastered. Classy right?! She also tries to ruin people’s relationships! She always wants what she can’t have! Let this girl know she is NOT hot and warn anyone that sleeps with her.

It sounds like you have slept with her (more than once).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, four years ago my older brother went to ASU and when I graduated from high school last year I convinced all my buddies to come with me to ASU because the chicks were f*cking smoking and easy. This year was a bust and two of my buddies are transferring. Where are the girls like this (images from my brothers laptop)??? I walk around campus these days and its a complete dude fest, even the chicks look like dudes. If any hot high school ladies are reading this please attend Arizona State University. We have the best parties and the best weather. I don’t want to transfer Nik, I just need help getting ASU back to normal.

The good old days. ASU only has hot chicks when they recruit heavy from Orange County, CA. I decided.- nik