THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mary Burger. I’d be surprised if she hasn’t made it on here before. I meet her at a few parties when I lived down in Phoenix. I wanted to warn people about her and her group of friends who spend all of their time getting wasted and high anywhere and everywhere all while still living with their parents. I guess she moved back to Cottonwood with her parents because she couldn’t afford to take care of herself since all she and her friends do is blow money on booze and drugs. My warning to anyone: stay away from this chunky troll and her generic friends. Word around is she spreads disease and then plays the victim card.