The Dirty ASU

Cellophane Sloots

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 15th, 2010

Cellophane Sluts

Cellophane Sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of these ASU girls going out for a drunken night dressed as leftovers?

I think they were sick of guys not talking to them so they needed a conversation starter…they shoulda wrapped up more of their body to try and cover up some of that excess flab.- nik

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ASU Girls Beward Of Eddie

Posted in ASU, Dirty Predator, Scottsdale | March 15th, 2010

asu sundevil girls beware of eddie the sundevilangel

asu sundevil girls beware of eddie the sundevilangel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eddie Coates, notorious for recruiting girls from ASU to “model” for him and then he tells them if they dont bang him that they wont get the job etc etc. This creep terrifies girls and if you post this im sure there will be a handful of ASU sl*ts that have come across this creep.

This guy hangs out at Devils Martini all the time… ladies beware.- nik

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Gorgeous Blonde From ASU

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 13th, 2010

gorgeous blonde

gorgeous blonde

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i have been dirty army strong for some time now and think this gorgeous blonde is your ‘type’.  She is from ASU so maybe you already have? So Nik whats the verdict?

I have a love-hate with this girl… everyone is Scottsdale/Tempe kisses her ass, but I personally believe she is normal looking and rocks way too much make-up.  Plus, I try not to share girls with Brody Jenner, it creates way too much unwanted drama.- nik

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#1 Biggest Frat Rat

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 11th, 2010

#1 Biggest Frat Rat

#1 Biggest Frat Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Why has Jessica Ay** not been put up here. This girl comes to my frat all the time and pisses me the f*ck off acting like she owns the place.. your a f*ckin freshman you are only there for my brothers to put their dick in if they are stupid enough. Nik, explain to this hoe that she is not hot sh*t she needs a reality check big time. .

Is that her dad driving them the party..what a dumbass.- nik

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Sigma Pi Groupies

Posted in ASU, Dirty Greeks, Scottsdale, Would You? | March 11th, 2010

sigma pi gruppies

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these girls live at sigma pi everyday and everynight. Dates partying together since they dont have any guys to bring since these girls are discusting. Both of them have banged almost every guy in that frat. Nik would you get with these frat rats?

ANSWER: No, uni-boob on the right and balding on the left. Let the greek boys have their way with these two.- nik

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Loosey Goosey

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 11th, 2010

LOOSEY GOOSEY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bre Si***. She’s disgusting and a huge slut. She’s loose as a goose and her nasty fish lips drag on the floor when she walks. She’s a mormon who likes to take it up the ass. She’s a wannabe model and thinks she’s the sh*t. Bitch needs to be called out Nik. Put this bitch in her place..

Model…I don’t see it, looks like she just finished cleaning a house.- nik

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Trash And Sloots

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 11th, 2010

Gay trash and sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This kid is trash and is everywhere even though people always talk sh*t about him…… He is fat and ugly but will give it to him has hot girls around! He is always with Chrissa A. who is a crazy party girl just like him and a hot mess! Someone please tell him he will never be hot!

I was wondering where all the hot chicks were at in this pic!- nik

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Help Her Out Nik

Posted in ASU, Dirty DUI, Scottsdale | March 11th, 2010

~!*#@$#(JLACH)*$*(&#$@

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik what happened to the hot girls at ASU? freshman h*e Jordan (or as her fake friends call her, “JLACH”), already has her license suspended for getting a dui (and yes, she was drinking underaged). this girl has been in a downward spiral ever sine her boyfriend and her broke up over a YEAR ago….crazyass much? anyways, she’ll never gonna learn her lessons unless you teach her! Tear her apart!! love ya nik*!

I love how Sparky is digging the pitchfork right into her tang. This probably happens every other night to her at MANZI.- nik

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Raver Kid That Loves To Roll…With His Sister

Posted in ASU | March 10th, 2010

Raver Kid That Loves to Roll...with his sister

Raver Kid That Loves to Roll...with his sister

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is James, aka “Whammy” to the dirty underground rave world that is Tempe. James himself says, “I’m a hardcore raver and STRONGLY believe in and support PLUR.” This incest-loving glowstick tool is the self proclaimed ambassador of rave. James can be found at ANY rave, with his clothes off, grinding on his 15 year old sister who has done more drugs and more ravers than a mom on welfare. But it doesn’t stop there, his sole PASSION in life, and his occupation, is giving light shows to ravers of all ages, shapes, and sizes. Whammy needs to ‘roll’ into reality, or in front of a bus..

What’s with the MJ gloves, etards are stupid.- nik

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Another Scottsdale Sloot

Posted in ASU, SD Coug, Scottsdale | March 9th, 2010

Another to add to the collection

THE DIRTY ARMY: Amazing… Nik I am a HUGE fan of your site… yet chicks still do sh*t like this… keep entertaining us ladies (or not so much the lady…). xoxo

I still don’t understand the toilet shot, especially one in a krusty public washroom…I guess thats what you do when you spend all your time running in and out/hiding in there doing the dirty.- nik

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