THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this guy on blast. Every time I visit the Vue (complex near campus) he tells me a different name. So far I have “D”, “Vondell”, and “Diontay.” He’s broke, no school or job, and has two infant children. Instead of supporting his kids (or girlfriend) he moved to the vue and wasted his money. He doesn’t go to ASU but tries to party with us. He’s 25 years old and tries hard to “get it in” with freshmen girls. On several accounts he likes to get too close to guys and kiss them on the neck. He is nader’s b*tch and he is 5 years older than him. If nader told him to jump he would say, how high? I heard he even stole thousands of dollars from his roommates!

His 2 most prized possessions are his gray wife beater and his dumbbells.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag is names Brandon Patrick. This guy is the biggest retard you will ever meet in your life, I mean he dropped out of ASU it doesn’t get much dumber than that. He can be seen regularly sleazing around the Vue, where he will walk around constantly drunk and high regardless of the day and time. He will try and barge into any room where there is a party, I have kicked him and his loser friends out of my room several times. In addition to that this kid is a f*cking thief he stole so much sh*t from my roommate. Don’t let this kid anywhere near your stuff unless you want it to end up at a pawn shop. He rolls with his equally loser friend Timmy. These guys both try to get girls to have 3somes with them, because they are so f*cking gay for each other. They seriously should just f*ck and get it over with. I even heard these guys sleep in the same bed. Straight? I don’t f*cking think so. Nik please put these closet case losers on blast.

I bet all of them still ‘play for the team’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Sherise Marie. She has been black balled from more than a couple of frats at ASU, and as only a freshman, this is EXTREMELY rare. Somehow she still manages to sneak her way into sigma chi’s parties because her “brother” was newly initiated. She’s a compulsive liar and a self-appointed diva with a major ego complex. I’ve heard she’s a kappa kappa gamma, but considering she is not friends with half of her pledge class and has also blocked them on Facebook, I’m not quite sure she belongs. She’s a psychotic b*tch who constantly pretends she is a victim when she brought all of this upon herself. someone even overheard her saying how much she hates being in kappa because no one likes her. Why would you pay almost $1,500.00 to belong to an organization in which you do not belong? Do us all a favor and put this b*tch on blast, this freshman needs a complete reality check if she wants to make it at ASU, but considering the reputation she has already made for herself, i don’t see this happening anytime soon.

Her face is shaped like a noodles.- nik

(Click on her face to get your Heart on)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jonelle, she’s a sl*t who loves to sleep with anyone who’s willing. She’s been known to sleep with people at work and play it off like she’s one of the guys… did I mention she calls herself a self-employed soul-seeker? Could you please put this weird b*tch in her place.  Here are some naked pics of her, let me know what you think.

I refuse to look at the naked images.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Whitney. I use to have the most respect for her. She was the most down to earth girl I ever knew until she started posting half naked pictures of herself on the internet. Her grandparents bought her a boob job right after high school and ever since her boobs got done, she has all this confidence that she’s the hottest chick around. This girl wants to be a teacher one day but who will hire her when there’s all these scandalous photos of herself.

Teachers are the best people in the world. Rachel Whitney will be an awesome teacher.- nik

If you are a smoking hot chick in Arizona don’t miss your chance to be FAMOUS! 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney Farrington. I’ve ran into her multiple times at ASU parties and all she does is get drunk and make a complete fool of herself. She throws herself onto any guy who will have her and then bitches about how in love she is with her older brothers best friend. Trust me i know, she’s tried to hook up with me and some of my brothers multiple times. Her and her posse of friends go around campus thinking they’re all hot sh*t because they are in sororities and then b*tch about how much they hate their sisters. She’s desperate for attention and is one of the fakest girls i’ve ever seen at ASU. What do you think?

I think she out weighs that guy, 2:1.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Beau Gorubec he is a NorCal TOOL! That came to ASU and now thinks he is the absolute sh*t. He is a fratty douch that cant even hande his alcohol nor himself. Hes is a scumbag to everyngirl and thinks that he can get with any girl just because of his pretty face, REALITY CHECK HERE! ASAP!! This idiot seriously should consider a transfer or something, no one wants you here. After a couple shots he is blacked out for the night and even his pledge brothers are sick of it. Why join a frat when you cant keep up with it? Beats me buddy but someone had to do it.

His hairline shapes his forehead like a triangle…I’d drink the pain away too.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of TheDirty and everything you stand for.  I thought your marriage to Shayne was a scam like the rest of the world, but a few months into it I noticed this thing was for real.  I’m 6 months prego and definitely going to have a C-Section, I don’t want to mess up my you know what.  A few of my GF’s got fat or never lost the baby fat after they had their kids, but I want to keep my Husband interested and satisfied with me.  That is the least I can do for the man that does everything for me.  Now 7 weeks and for Shayne to have this body is incredible to me… You can try and bullsh*t me and say she takes Cellan, which I don’t doubt.  But there has to be something else she is doing, what is her diet does she have any secrets?  I want to know and get hot for him like Shayne did for you.

She actually wrote her entire diet plan on her blog LamasRichie.com. I am not as hardcore as her when it comes to losing weight. I like doing it the lazy way, but she is aggressive.- nik

Click here to read her DIET on LR

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creature is Carolyn Mcaffe. She has bee on here before and after looking at her recent fb pics she needs another wake up call. Carolyn is a freshie at ASU and she looks like a fool in all of her Facebook pictures. She shows wayyyy too much skin for her *ah hem* “body type,” and exposes her sag bags in every f*cking picture. Carolyn, if you are reading this please and i mean PLEASE stop making yourself look like an idiot and stop pressing your tits on dudes. no one is enjoying it.

A 34 year old freshman maybe.  She’s been saving up cash from the strip club.- nik