<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities &#187; ASU</title> <atom:link href="http://thedirty.com/category/asu/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://thedirty.com</link> <description>Nik Richie is the world’s first and most famous reality gossip blog, featuring a brutally honest look at the publics everyday social lives with a few of your favorite celebrities mixed in.</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:34:46 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <atom:link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com"/><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://superfeedr.com/hubbub"/> <item><title>Paradise Valley Sloot</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/paradise-valley-sloot/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/paradise-valley-sloot/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:12:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/paradise-valley-sloot/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tori Sc**. she thinks she&#8217;s hot shit and every guy in the world wants her. she brags about having anal sex with tons of guys and blowing guys.she probably has a loose and saggy vagina. she calls other people ugly but clearly she hasn&#8217;t looked in the mirror lately [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-348236" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phptiJuWt.jpg" alt="Paradise Valley Slut " /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-348236" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpbHNzi2.jpg" alt="Paradise Valley Slut " /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this is Tori Sc**. she thinks she&#8217;s hot shit and every guy in the world wants her. she brags about having anal sex with tons of guys and blowing guys.she probably has a loose and saggy vagina. she calls other people ugly but clearly she hasn&#8217;t looked in the mirror lately or at all. her daddy thinks she&#8217;s a perfect little angel, little does he know she&#8217;s whoring herself around arizona.she flunked the first semester at community college and her lifelong dream is to be in playboy or to become a stripper. she needs to learn to keep her nasty ass sh*t in her pants and her mouth shut. .</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>She will fall back into porn after she realizes her pipe dream won&#8217;t come true.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/paradise-valley-sloot/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sierra Loves The ASU Basketball Team</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/sierra-loves-the-asu-basketball-team/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/sierra-loves-the-asu-basketball-team/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:00:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Anthony</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=345004</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I haven&#8217;t seen any of the ASU basketball boys on your website lately which means they have gotten smarter about not leaving any evidence. That doesn&#8217;t mean that they are not doing their dirt. Here&#8217;s is the latest scoop. This girl Sierra T*rado has been banging a few of the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-345011" title="0 copy" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/0-copy11.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="480" /><br /> <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-345010" title="0000 copy" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/0000-copy2.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="450" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">THE DIRTY ARMY:</span></strong> Hey Nik, I haven&#8217;t seen any of the ASU basketball boys on your website lately which means they have gotten smarter about not leaving any evidence. That doesn&#8217;t mean that they are not doing their dirt. Here&#8217;s is the latest scoop. This girl Sierra T*rado has been banging a few of the guys on the team to include: Derek Glasser, Ty Abbott, Jerren Shipp, Jamelle Mcmillan and their very good friend Nico Fricchione (who was kicked off the ASU basketball team for being a druggie or something to that effect). Nico is kind enough to provide his pad, which is at Bridgeview Hayden and compliments of his father, Doctor Fricchione, as the sl*t hotel. Anyway, they think Sierra is hott and she thinks she&#8217;s hott too, only because she&#8217;s part of the Tempe 12. This girl wears tons of makeup to cover her ugly face and is very bow legged, I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s because all these guys have wore her down or if she was born that way. I&#8217;m not going to assume either way. Who thinks the Tempe 12 is a hott group of chicks anyway? They are gross ASU, std, sl*ts who aren&#8217;t even attractive. I know for a fact that none of the people mentioned (especially the guys) use condoms. So I am hoping that you can use this as a warning to all the Stupid girls (sleeping with any of these guys) to get themselves checked. These guys are all a bunch of dirtbags, Nico, Derek and Jamelle all brag about how much money their parents have. If you don&#8217;t know who their parents are, they will be sure to let you know. Ty on the other hand, can&#8217;t seem to keep his greg in his pants, no matter who it is. Ty sees himself as a celebrity because he is from AZ but he&#8217;s only a celebrity to the sk*nks that he can get, after his teammates have already smashed them. Basically most of the time, Ty get&#8217;s the sloppy seconds. I won&#8217;t even start on Jerren, I think his posting on the Dirty last year was excellent enough.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">The scouting process for Tempe 2&#8217;s is very simple&#8230; find girls that will sleep with everyone.  Final Answer.- nik</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">[IMAGE: <span style="color: #ff00ff;"><a href="http://tempe12.com" target="_blank">Tempe12</a></span>]<br /> </span></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/sierra-loves-the-asu-basketball-team/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>33</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Forgy Plate</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/forgy-plate/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/forgy-plate/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:43:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Rides]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scottsdake]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=342748</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: HAHA Nik I was drivin in tempe by ASU saw this license plate thought ya might get a kick out of it! I don&#8217;t think they come more forgy than that.- nik]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342748" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpuqOm23.jpg" alt="HAHA was drivin in tempe by ASU saw this license plate thought ya might get a kick out of it!!!" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> HAHA Nik I was drivin in tempe by ASU saw this license plate thought ya might get a kick out of it!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I don&#8217;t think they come more forgy than that.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/forgy-plate/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dirty Carlie</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/dirty-carlie/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/dirty-carlie/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:46:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Westside-AZ]]></category> <category><![CDATA[westside]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/dirty-carlie/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: OK, so first off this stupid f*cking h*e tries to steal my friends boyfriend in highschool and forces him to make out with her at prom. then why nobody likes her she creates all this drama and moves to flag staff. but it gets better. she starts working at the ovcc. (country [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342436" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpbwHBnU.jpg" alt="Cunt Carlie." /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> OK, so first off this stupid f*cking h*e tries to steal my friends boyfriend in highschool and forces him to make out with her at prom. then why nobody likes her she creates all this drama and moves to flag staff. but it gets better. she starts working at the ovcc. (country club of oro valley) gets clamidya from the chef and is now passing it around to everyone she screws. dont buy her bullsh*t she has no morals and is on the road to becoming a raging alcohaulic and a stripper. if you bang her please use a condom so you dont catch anything..</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I bet she returned the favor to the cook for free food, she looks hungry all the time.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/dirty-carlie/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cellophane Sloots</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/cellophane-sloots/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/cellophane-sloots/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:30:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/cellophane-sloots/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of these ASU girls going out for a drunken night dressed as leftovers? I think they were sick of guys not talking to them so they needed a conversation starter&#8230;they shoulda wrapped up more of their body to try and cover up some of that excess flab.- nik]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342531" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpZKPNVA.jpg" alt="Cellophane Sluts" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342531" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpWWHz0Y.jpg" alt="Cellophane Sluts" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, what do you think of these ASU girls going out for a drunken night dressed as leftovers?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I think they were sick of guys not talking to them so they needed a conversation starter&#8230;they shoulda wrapped up more of their body to try and cover up some of that excess flab.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/cellophane-sloots/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>ASU Girls Beward Of Eddie</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/asu-girls-beward-of-eddie/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/asu-girls-beward-of-eddie/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:19:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Predator]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/asu-girls-beward-of-eddie/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eddie Coates, notorious for recruiting girls from ASU to &#8220;model&#8221; for him and then he tells them if they dont bang him that they wont get the job etc etc. This creep terrifies girls and if you post this im sure there will be a handful of ASU sl*ts [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-338482" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php3JlFpZ.jpg" alt="asu sundevil girls beware of eddie the sundevilangel" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-338482" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpGs1oLg.jpg" alt="asu sundevil girls beware of eddie the sundevilangel" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this is Eddie Coates, notorious for recruiting girls from ASU to &#8220;model&#8221; for him and then he tells them if they dont bang him that they wont get the job etc etc. This creep terrifies girls and if you post this im sure there will be a handful of ASU sl*ts that have come across this creep.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">This guy hangs out at Devils Martini all the time&#8230; ladies beware.- nik</span></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/asu-girls-beward-of-eddie/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Gorgeous Blonde From ASU</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/gorgeous-blonde-from-asu/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/gorgeous-blonde-from-asu/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 21:37:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/gorgeous-blonde-from-asu/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i have been dirty army strong for some time now and think this gorgeous blonde is your &#8216;type&#8217;.  She is from ASU so maybe you already have? So Nik whats the verdict? I have a love-hate with this girl&#8230; everyone is Scottsdale/Tempe kisses her ass, but I personally believe she is normal looking [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-341073" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phplmoKNv.jpg" alt="gorgeous blonde" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-341073" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpEXFNBs.jpg" alt="gorgeous blonde" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">THE DIRTY ARMY:</span></strong> Nik, i have been dirty army strong for some time now and think this gorgeous blonde is your &#8216;type&#8217;.  She is from ASU so maybe you already have? So Nik whats the verdict?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">I have a love-hate with this girl&#8230; everyone is Scottsdale/Tempe kisses her ass, but I personally believe she is normal looking and rocks way too much make-up.  Plus, I try not to share girls with Brody Jenner, it creates way too much unwanted drama.- nik</span></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/gorgeous-blonde-from-asu/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>86</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>#1 Biggest Frat Rat</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/1-biggest-frat-rat/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/1-biggest-frat-rat/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:27:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=334874</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Why has Jessica Ay** not been put up here. This girl comes to my frat all the time and pisses me the f*ck off acting like she owns the place.. your a f*ckin freshman you are only there for my brothers to put their dick in if they are stupid enough. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-334874" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpdS0Dht.jpg" alt="#1 Biggest Frat Rat" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-334874" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpq8Tij6.jpg" alt="#1 Biggest Frat Rat" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik Why has Jessica Ay** not been put up here. This girl comes to my frat all the time and pisses me the f*ck off acting like she owns the place.. your a f*ckin freshman you are only there for my brothers to put their dick in if they are stupid enough. Nik, explain to this hoe that she is not hot sh*t she needs a reality check big time. .</p></div><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Is that her dad driving them the party..what a dumbass.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/1-biggest-frat-rat/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>27</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sigma Pi Groupies</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/sigma-pi-groupies/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/sigma-pi-groupies/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:05:23 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Greeks]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Would You?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=332418</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these girls live at sigma pi everyday and everynight. Dates partying together since they dont have any guys to bring since these girls are discusting. Both of them have banged almost every guy in that frat. Nik would you get with these frat rats? ANSWER: No, uni-boob on the right and balding [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-332418" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpsJVUlT.jpg" alt="sigma pi gruppies" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik these girls live at sigma pi everyday and everynight. Dates partying together since they dont have any guys to bring since these girls are discusting. Both of them have banged almost every guy in that frat. Nik would you get with these frat rats?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>ANSWER: No, uni-boob on the right and balding on the left. Let the greek boys have their way with these two.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/sigma-pi-groupies/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Loosey Goosey</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/loosey-goosey/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/loosey-goosey/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:09:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=334586</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bre Si***. She&#8217;s disgusting and a huge slut. She&#8217;s loose as a goose and her nasty fish lips drag on the floor when she walks. She&#8217;s a mormon who likes to take it up the ass. She&#8217;s a wannabe model and thinks she&#8217;s the sh*t. Bitch needs to be [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-334586" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpZMfuQF.jpg" alt="LOOSEY GOOSEY" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this is Bre Si***. She&#8217;s disgusting and a huge slut. She&#8217;s loose as a goose and her nasty fish lips drag on the floor when she walks. She&#8217;s a mormon who likes to take it up the ass. She&#8217;s a wannabe model and thinks she&#8217;s the sh*t. Bitch needs to be called out Nik. Put this bitch in her place..</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Model&#8230;I don&#8217;t see it, looks like she just finished cleaning a house.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/loosey-goosey/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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