THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This horse face is named Ananda K. This bitch really thinks she is the $hit. I mean, she sure looks like she chews on shit, this bitches jaw line is out of control. I see this girl constantly hitting on my friends even after she gets turned down. I always see her end up taking some ugly dudes home after she gets drunk from being rejected. Lets not get started with her horrendous caca breath! Not even a whole pack of gum thrown in that mouth can take away that dirty cock breath away. The point is I hate how she always post up stupid ridiculous facebook status post like, “OMG IM SO HOT”, or “GUYS YOU NEED MONEY TO GET WITH THIS DIME.” Oh and fellas if you see this tric at night at the Mill clubs, this bitch will certainly suck you off easy. Now I wanted to get an answer from you. Would You?

Answer: No, her head looks heavy, balanced by a big ol’ chin.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little gremlin is Jasmine Collier of Hot Springs Arkansas. She spent too much time on her back, instead of in her books. Resulting in her being kicked out of school after one semester of college. These days you can find her “gettin 2 dha money” at one of her 3 fortune 500 jobs. Sonic, Goodwill, or Outback Steakhouse. Nik, what do you think of this southern belle?

That script is nowhere near big enough.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This horse face is Amber Brooks (formally Lichaczewski)! This Apache Junction trash is a mother of two girls! You wouldn’t know by the way she is always out drinking & whoring herself out. She was not even divorced yet when she was having guys over in the house she shared with her EX. She slept with 20+ guys. Nobody knows why anyone sleeps with her! Her teeth are yellow & falling out of her mouth from the decay. And yes a paper bag might fix that problem but how do you avoid the dreaded meat curtains she has? You can find this saggy whore at bars in Mesa like Denim & Diamonds and various shit holes in Tempe with her mom-tourage. All of them are divorced, pregnant or have multiple kids with different guys. Horse face’s ex husband posts all over FB how she dumps the kids on him for days on end so she can party and screw people! She has even offered sex in exchange for her POS car being fixed. How low is this bitch gonna go? So my question for you Nik is would you please put this trash on BLAST!?

I see she crams her over-sized buns into shorts shorts regularly…for shame.- nik