ASU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

UT Bound Girl Spreading at ASU

October 31, 2014 ASU, Austin 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Debbie Wasem. Girls might remember her rushing Delta Zeta this fall. She has drd. If you happen to get her in bed the first thing she says is how much she likes it raw and that she’s on birth control. Recipe for disaster. Next thing you know you’re taking Zovirax and she finally comes out and tells you what you just found out. She has herpes. Fellas beware she’s already onto the next guy. She’s planning on heading to her hometown school University of Texas to see a football player who goes by Easy. He doesn’t know she has herpes. Guess that’s an “easy” victim.

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Ratchet Rayana

October 28, 2014 ASU 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: If you can’t tell by the pictures that this bitch is on some new level shit, you must be blind. Rayana is a freshman at ASU who is a dirty devil. This bitch fuks with strictly minors and her friends sloppy seconds. Don’t invite her to your party because she’ll steal your drinks and pretend she’s drunk. She lives in room *** where its open 24 hours along with her legs but beware of this bitches train tracks. Not only does she bite but rumors are her braces get stuck. After a threesome both guys said their pee burned, that shit aint normal.So you know that bitch got something. And you know this thot don’t change the sheets after she has a different nigga over every night of the week. If this all wasn’t enough this bitch takes off guard pics of every nigga she fucks around with just as proof. I mean who would believe her.But they always make her delete it. It says she has 13k insta followers but this bitch be getting 40 likes so we know she bought that shit. I just want to let the ASU ladies know that if you come across this thot lock your phones, hide your man, and hold on tight to any morals you have because like I said this bitch is on some new level shit. For all you ASU gentlemen definitely hide your liquor, keep your penis in your pants, and make sure you don’t got beer goggles on around Ratchet Rayana cause she\’s on the hunt ready to spread her legs, her stds, and cling on.

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ASU Students Taking Advantage Of A Drunk Girl

October 23, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 82


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at around 6:10 pm on 10-20-14 these 2 ASU students coerced a drunk lady to get into their car at Circle K at intersection of Rural and Lemon in Tempe. We all know what happened next.

I wish you would have got a better shot of her face.- nik

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My App Was Knocked Off By JT Originals

October 23, 2014 ASU, Dirty Business, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a month after me and my friends launched the popular app Greeklink I get an overwhelming amount of calls and texts from my ASU friends saying some toolbag drug dealer named Joe Terrell knocked it off with his website Greektree. Nothing about his website is original download my Greeklink app then go to greektree he stole all my ideas even the name JT Originals he knocked off from some popular oil painting artist. I was really surprised that literally everyone I know who’s gone to ASU in the last 6 years knows this kid cause the self proclaimed “genius” is to stupid to pass any classes. He doesn’t even have half the credits he needs to get his bachelors degree which isn’t a problem since the demand for oxys and coke he sells is so high at ASU he’ll have enough money to stay there til he’s 40. When I messaged him he responded by telling me to go f*ck myself…. Dude no one at ASU likes you they just pretend to cause they like your drugs.

She definitely has Greekarms.- nik

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Jaelen Not So Strong

October 16, 2014 ASU, Tempe 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: JAELEN STRONG. His dick game is WEAK and he suffers from a severely small penis. Ladies don’t be fooled by all the hype he gets. He is your typical football player – he sleeps around with a ton of chicks and he is arrogant but has not reason to be. He WAS NO BODY BEFORE ASU. Ladies don’t fall for it – all you will get is a little dick and disappointment. He is a liar and a dog just like every other nigga! Lets not mention how he likes to flex for the gram with a fake Rolex. On top of it all, he has a girlfriend and don’t even claim her! I feel bad for the poor girl, she don’t know her man is in Arizona hoeing. Only thing nice I can say is that he gives some good ass head!! He has to make up from a little dick somewhere. Jaelen, what that mouth do?

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Heather Garvin Has No Shame In Her Game

October 15, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 34


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this four foot nothing coke whore gets on every guy she meets out after a couple drinks. She’s hooked up with twelve of my friends in the sigma u and sigma pi fraternities. She’s the bigger slut I’ve known since I’ve attended ASU! She’s crazy too she deals with the trauma of getting dumped by hooking up with every friend a guy has that she can physically get her hands on!

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Urkeno Walter

October 14, 2014 ASU, Las Vegas, Westside-AZ 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: I was dating this guy named Urkeno Walter, who used to play college football at Arizona State, now he’s in the music industry and fashion industry. We were dating seriously, building a life together, lived together in a house and building businesses together. He tells me he loves me and will always be here talks about marrying me to his family, but when I got pregnant he leaves me high and dry, no money and no food in the house, no car for me to go to my appointments on top of that practically threatens my life and kicks me out of the house we had together. On top of this I find out today he does the same thing with a 19 year old girl 3 months before. Dog!!! Don’t mess with him he will leave you broke and broken hearted, probably pregnant and will be a dead beat father!

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Rachel Crowe

October 3, 2014 ASU, Phoenix, Scottsdale 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik there’s this girl named Rachel, a few months back I found out she tried to get my friends boyfriend to fck her at a house party. A guy friend of mine sent me this link of her slutty ass so she deserves to be called out, [porno remove] revenge sucks bitch and I hope your boss at Discover sees this. Go and be a tramp stop trying to be normal!! She didn’t even use a condom! Bet she doesn’t with other men too!!

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