THE DIRTY ARMY: Goes to ASU, graduating in December. Knew him since August has a girlfriend he’s been with for 2 yrs and never brought her up until I was beginning to doubt the things he said. He has one pug and lied saying that he has two, but the other belongs to the gf. He was in Iraq and blames a lot of his problems on his experiences there and having to see kids []. All of this is an excuse he uses to gain pity and trust, no one should use their military service as a way of getting laid. He also has a 5 yr old who he left in South Dakota and came to Arizona to avoid the mess he made there. He has a but load of issues, and he dragged me into his situation. He talked me into believing that there could be something there, that he wanted kids, and that we could be happy together. This guy is a complete d*ck and definitely knows what he’s doing, yet is too selfish to give a f*ck about anybody else.

Unlucky timing.  Soon he’ll be a pinch hitter (if you catch my drift).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just thought this license plate might be Dirty worthy.

I wonder if he’s for the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eric Jacobsen may seem like your typical freshman basketball player at ASU, but he’s a total creep with a surprisingly small Greg for his height at 6’10.  He has a really weird obsession with girls who look just like his sister and would basically sleep with anything that walks. When he tells you you’re really hot, dont take it personally; he says that to so many girls it’s ridiculous. He is a total mouth breather, whether you’re having sex or just having a conversation, and is probably one of the stupidest people you’ll ever meet. He’s a gross, horndog that will treat you like sh*t once he’s gotten what he wants out of you. For some reason f*cking a D1 athlete can seem like an accomplishment but with this one ladies, seriously, don’t waste youre time.

The second image is for the Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Your average ASU slut, Alyssa Rico. In this past school year she has about 5 sexual partners (one of them being my boyfriend). She lied to me and pretended to by my friend while never mentioning to have had sex with my boyfriend. She gets super wasted and lets frat boys do anything to her. She’s actually had so much unprotected sex that she has had a few pregnancy scares and I kid you not but has actually caught an drd.