THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik..this girl has had this coming for a while. Often times referring to herself as the “Michael phelps of blow jobs” you would think that since she “used to be” a fat girl, she might still put the effort in. The top of her head is descent if you overlook the fried cracked falling out hair…someone should tell her that repeatedly trying (and failing I might add) to shove it down her tiny throat and yanking it back out gives you an a for effort not a gold medal. She has (since leaving her husband after ten months of marriage) learned even less about hygiene…god forbid you try to return the favor, you better not be queezy or hungry. When we were together last year she had two pairs of tight pants that filled the car with this cross of sweat and old fish flakes. It is clear she never heard of a douche..here’s a hint its not just the last guy you blew for another line of coc. She looks the part of a hot brunette, claiming to be a sexy awkward but the only awkward thing in the room is the urge everyone has to tell her wash inside your ears and guages, we all think your a whore and your edgy sleeve tattoos are about as original as the $5 pizzes youve built that body out of. Razors are a good idea andrea not just for your legs but those weird Blondie’s you have growing inside your V would likely need waxing if they weren’t constantly singed off from the never ending friction of east valley bar boys. Two things that really bug me nick ,( a )”skinny” white girl, ideal in her clothes, somehow covered in cellulite from the bottom of her saggy chest to the tip of her unmanicured toes. (B) a girl that talks a good game but is so insecure with her own body that, despite what she thinks, she has never learned what to do with a mans. Her m.o. is basically get a cock in any hole and get it done quick. If you hang out at “on the green ” in mesa, or have time to stop by “nabersAZ” in chandler, just have a ying yang tattoo, a sub par vocabulary, nose plugs, antibiotics and a bag of white (or chocolate) and you too can have the “pleasure” of bare backing this 23 yr old slut bag in a parking lot nearby. Don’t get excited, she doesn’t like you, she likes being choked to the point of gagging, making you do all the work, and getting abortions when another one slips by. Andrea is as worry free as they come, the only thing she cares less about than her reputation is babies. A real gypsy gym. Enjoy guys find her @ohheyitsandreaaa on IG , andrea Hahn on FB. I’d give her number but she changes it every few weeks. Usually the same day she washes her V out.
That’s a lot of softening you’ve done to your face….(photoshop).- nik