THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not even sure where to start, I’m writing to you here because I want all to be warned. This “girl”Laura Mcclure.. If you can even say the word “girl” with out throwing in the word “whore” – “slut”.. What I like to call the “THING” and known through High School and College as the girl who will do anything and everything for you if you say those 3 little words haha. She claims to be this perfect little Christian Girl, yet.. she’s had more than one abortion… She has stretch marks on her you know whats from being Prego, My buddies and I see her in Tempe drinking every weekend with the same crowd, aka the “easies” of Scottsdale. NIK.. Please.. for the love of everything, Please pass this along and note to every guy in the 480.. This girl is trouble and only looking for the “D” She’s the girl in the far right of every Pic. She’s kind of hard to miss! The girl whos looking for only one thing (not to get PREGO again) For the countless time haha. But shes so easy to get with its amazing!

Little is not a word I’d us to associate with her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, do you remember ASU pornstar Elizabeth A. Hawkenson? I have an update for her… She gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. Her boyfriend Andrew accepted the baby… Poor guy. Of course nobody knows who the real father is… It can be any customer from her escort services. Maybe she met with BCC guy later and Rick fathered the baby. In any case know she and Andrew need our help. They have baby registry wish lists online. Let’s help them to have the items on their lists… You don’t want to see a young mother returning to porn just to accommodate the needs of her baby… But of course seeing her breastfeeding pictures would be nice.  Click here to see their registry list. 

I’m starting to believe that Elizabeth A. Hawkenson is the most famous alumni from ASU… bigger than Ron Tidwell.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, as you can see, my already itty bitty titties officially look even more deflated. I am embarrassed to even post them! I just need some direction to find a good doctor in Toronto! Please give me some advice! It would be greatly appreciated, considering I know your the ultimate boob critic. NO HACK JOBS OR REFUND GAPS! Let me know what would look good. I am a small frame, 5ft, petite girl, clearly in need of an upgrade. They used to be perfect and perky, literally looked like a boob job a few years back. Any who, I’ll leave the rest up to you! Cheers! Keep the dirt coming!

You need a package deal (add lipo) for your tummy/waist region. I don’t trust Canadian doctors, I haven’t found one that I like. I do think 450cc’s would look amazing on you.- nik

**ASU/Scottsdale- don’t forget I will be giving away +2′s on December 13th at Mint in Scottsdale. The charity is my annual event “Toys for Tattas”, ladies the more toys you bring the more raffle tickets you will receive to help change your life and a child’s this Christmas. Stay hot.