ASU’s Alpha Kappa Psi – Professional Partiers

February 21, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 137



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, turns out the nastiest, dumbest frat at Arizona State University is hardly a real frat. Say hello to Alpha Kappa Psi, or AKPsi. Where the goal is to get under 21 year olds drunk and have sex with as many of your co-ed “brothers” as possible.  On their official AKPsi Facebook page it is a free for all of rape jokes, drunken party pics, bad photoshop, sexism, racism and hazing. This “professional” fraternity has the occasional resume workshop or fundraising 5k, but really they are just uniting so all the would-be social rejects are able to f*** and get f***ed up in one place. AND AS AN OFFICIAL ASU ORGANIZATION. Let’s not even get started on hazing. Pledges are full on invited to ragers and keg races are planned on the official AKPsi page. Looks like ASU’s stupidest frat is hiding behind cheap suits. Can we at least get some sanctions against this so-called “professional” fraternity?  Is that code for unattractive, socially awkward minors in consumption? Or just a way to keep your hazing rituals under the radar? Go have some brotherhood incest “porkage” with your co-eds you all acknowledge are “just here for an MRS degree and to have sex.” I can’t believe the nastiest “frat” on campus gets away with this.

I thought ASU banned all fraternities on campus. People still pay for fake friends?- nik

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ASU Tool On The Rise

February 18, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 359

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if anyone knows this girl, please let her know that her photos and whore-ness is being spread by the lovely NICHOLAS LINDSEY BARNES… lol , enjoy that oddly small “purple crayon”!!!

There is a reason why I spell my name N-I-K.  All Nick’s are creepers.- nik

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Sloppy Blond

February 7, 2014 ASU, Mesa 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: That nasty fat blonde in the middle is disgusting. Went to party with the brunette and had a sex competition, on who can fck more men. The nasty blonde won. And walked away with a steaming heap of CR**S. Gave c**ps to 5 guys at the party. Nasty ass thinks she is the shit, but is crawling with nasty bugs

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Master Manipulator

February 6, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Mr. Austin Downs or Austin Deezy as most of you may know him as from Facebook- roaming the Scottsdale, Tempe, Ahwatukee area gyms and bar I’ve seen some my fair share of self absorbed G.T.L. douchebags, but this guy really takes the cake and then some! Between craigslist, Sugarbabies, POF and Tinder this guy really likes to get around. With his plagiarized philosophy on life and his fake life coaching skills he will trick you into believing he is someone creditable and trustworthy. Cocky, arrogant and self absorbed, this walking steroid balloon will only use you for his self needs and or use you as a pawn in his game of lies. Not only has he been ostracized from family and friends, this clown thinks he is Gods gift to the world. Ladies, you want to date him? Good luck with him being faithful! He will have someone over before you can even get your heels on to walk out the door and then lie to you to cover up his bad behavior. If you don’t believe me, try to get your hands on his phone… If you can bypass his CIA/FBI infused pass code you’ll notice a plethora of naked photos of hundreds of girls as well as conversations dating back years with everyone he knows as blackmail. Yea, that’s right! This douchebag saves all your messages for future blackmail if he doesn’t get his way. If you want to go out to find this weasel just find any mirror large enough for his inflated head and hideous deep V- shirted necks. Don’t like babies, perfect… neither does he, he will make sure if you’re pregnant with his kid it’ll be short lived. Ladies, STAY AWAY… far away and men he wants to friend as well…

Chicken legs.- nik

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West Side Player Strikes Back

January 23, 2014 ASU, Navy, Westside-AZ 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first of all, thank you for posting my story exposing Will as the lying scumbag he is (ALSO SEE). My friends and probably other ladies I don’t know in my side of town are grateful. So Will messaged me a couple weeks ago, asking if we could “talk”. He then asked me… Scratch that, he BEGGED ME to take down the post I submitted to the website because “he was getting married soon”. I swear, I was super dumbfounded because this scumbag was actively hitting on me the month before. He claimed that his fianceé (who is supposedly EXPECTING HIS BABY) did her homework and found her man on, and confronted him with the information posted. According to him (which I have in over 20 screenshots that I posted on my page), she made him feel like the garbage he is, and he admitted that he just wanted to sleep with me because he was a jerk who wanted to hurt as many women as possible, that he would have kept lying to every woman if he wasn’t caught, and that I outsmarted him and “saved him”. Then he kept asking me to remove the post, because he’s looking to get a job in another city, that he wants to “move on and own up to his mistakes” and that he will apologize to me in person because he said I deserved a real apology in person, but honestly I don’t trust him. For days I was in a dilemma about writing to you and requesting the removal of the post I submitted because I almost bought his story, but I decided to not do so and applied the “block and delete” treatment on him. Men like Will (and women who are up to no good as well) need to understand that all their lies and wrongdoings will ultimately catch up to them, and the mess will be REALLY HARD TO CLEAN UP. Like a friend who also fell for Will’s lies told me, “nobody did this to him but himself”. Sweeping the dirt under the rug will do nothing to keep the floor clean, just like removing the post will do nothing to keep Will from lying to other women in the new city he’s planning to move.

Its his only card left to play.  Don’t believe the hype.- nik

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ASU’s Tau Kappa Epsilon Is A Racist Frat

January 21, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 569


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ASU’s Tau Kappa Epsilon had a “MLK Black Party” yesterday, which involved White guests dressing up in basketball jerseys, flashing gang signs, and drinking from watermelon cups.  When college officials got wind of the unsanctioned event, cause of Instagram, they weren’t pleased. This is both because the event was flagrantly racist and because the fraternity in question, Tau Kappa Epsilon, had been placed on probation by the university and wasn’t allowed to be having parties in the first place.  TKE had been suspended from ASU last year for “inappropriate conduct,” because members allegedly couldn’t stop brawling with other fraternities… f*cking racist bastards got suspended again… they need to cut them off completely.

Having ‘watermelons only’ at this party is really messed up.- nik

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Trashy Smurf

January 8, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: SAMANTHA Ugly Wh*** TRAMMEL. This girls hits old men up on craigslist for money. She has a tendency to go for nasty fat guys claiming she is a sugar baby but only charges 100 $ for 24 hours of work.(sleepover and have sex multiple times .. Pretty Pathetic. This smurf looking sloot, with meth mouth is really a looker. Damn I almost replied to her Ad because she was such a cheap wh***! Who could really pass that offer up? Craiglist sugar daddies really won the lottery with this butterball.

Anything to keep the high alive.- nik

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Another Day in the Life

January 8, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrea Rose Irvin. I dont know what face she’s making in that pic but it’s the only pic I could find where she wasn’t covered in boys/cheap alcohol/things she will regret later on in life. In high school she went to some loser poser rich kid school called Chaparaal where the parents practically throw money at their kids like they’re strippers even though she is nothing but a classless dirtbag whore and ‘dated’ future DRD-riddled frat guys left and right for the drugs, dick, and dank cheap liquor. She’s had habits since before high school and went to private/rich kid schools to make people believe she had a chance in the job market/some class. She doesn’t. In high school she wore slutty clothes so she could get guys and money without having to hold a steady, respectable job. At this point in time noone is sure if she’s actually enrolled in school or not. She doesn’t have a job. However if you need to find her or ask where she gets her money, you can see her frequenting all the slutty rich kid hangout spots in Old Town Snobsdale, the frat/DRD houses at ASU if she feels low on money, or or honestly wherever she can get her hands on some cocaine/E pills like the “rave” parties that go down in Scottsdale which are essentially nothing but cheap Mexican drug parties. She treats her family and little brother like shit. Whenever a friend or even a random person she doesn’t know is in a relationship she does whatever she can to ruin it. She calls people rude names and tries to start shit because of all the drugs she’s on. This was shown throughout high school. She steals money from her “friends” for E and then replaces them; ditto with her slut roommates and is”not sure how many times she’s been pregnan” in the past. Do you know cocaine nostril damage when you see it? Anyways it’s pretty sad because any evidence of the things she’s done she’ll deny even though things are STILL on her Facebook (how are people so dumb??) and probably cry to whatever manager she has at the moment about it to get it removed. She is essentially nothing but a waste of oxygen. Citizens of Arizona beware!

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