Juan Is Not Fooling Anyone At ASU

January 4, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, Scottsdale, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this twink’s name is Juan, just another tacky, Mexican gay hot mess from a ghetto border town. He’s gay but he always makes out with girls and brags about all the man faced “hot bitches” he hangs out with. His best friends include slutty sorority girls and a “beauty queen” who I heard LOVES giving head on driveways at parties. Also, he likes to pretend he’s Gossip Girl referring to his little slut posse by their first initials and creating drama for retweets on Twitter. I guess being an in and out of the closet bottom is the “new thing” at ASU.

Some guys act Gay to get free action from chicks. It’s the new Spanish Fly… (legal rape if you ask me).- nik

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Warn your daughters about Marcus Labonte

December 30, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Marcus Labonte is a creepy douche. He is a thirty year old man creeping on young college girls at ASU, taking them back to his place drunk and taking advantage of them. He got fired from his job at Zia records in Tempe in August for sexually harassing a female co-worker. To top it off he is a complete asshole. When he was at Zia he would kick people out of the store for the dumbest reasons like spilling a water bottle when some idiot ran in to them from behind but the idiot was his friend so he stayed and got a discount. Marcus also thinks he is a hardcore metal fanatic, yet his favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold.Please put this guy on blast on good ole’ dirty scottsdale, warn all girls and women and everyone in the vicinity of this douche. Its not like the cops will do their job and throw him in the pen with some bbc’s…

Not sure how his favorite band made its way into the post but I’ll allow it.- nik

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Chasing Wall Street

December 28, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check out this mess. She’s a member of the “Elite” student org at Arizona State called the Investment Banking Industry Scholars (IBIS), but it seems that she’s more into sleeping with bankers than becoming one. Maybe that’s the real goal of this group? Her self-esteem is almost as low as her neckline (and IQ), but we all know she uses her enormous boobs to distract from her booty do (that’s when your stomach hangs out more than your ‘booty doe’). She is crass and class-less at the top of her lungs. Any chance she can get to be a total attention-whore she’ll take it, at the expense of anyone and anything. She’ll stab her “friends” in the back in a heartbeat, and she’ll cheat her way to what she wants. Catching her without her fake eyelashes and red lipstick is a terrible shock, but catching her plethora of DRDs would be worse. All I can say is, how is this girl still fooling anyone?

Instagram makes people feel like they are empowered, invincible and somewhat good looking (filter scam).- nik

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Ratchets Come In All Races And Sizes

December 24, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 244

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people are always saying how us black people are ratchet and how black girls are loud and always fighting… well, you stupid ass white trash folks are the same way.  Check out this college party and how they act up.  Ratchets come in all races and sizes.

One love… we all come from Monkeys.- nik

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Marc Is Keying Cars

December 13, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kids name is Marc, I saw him key someones M3 on Mill Ave last weekend. Be on alert. I’ve been told when Marc is intoxicated he likes to key cars.

Nice Mimosa.- nik

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Mormon Homewrecker

December 1, 2013 ASU, Gremlin, Westside-AZ 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is about a “Mormon” name London Christoffersen and how she did to my friend and her family. First off London is a drug user and convinced my good friends fiancé to buy her METH! Note: London and my friends Fiancé, Jesse, worked together at Five Guys and she was his manager! Jesse gets it for her with my friends car insurance money because he thought he would get fired. Also they just had a baby and she was only two months old. London goes to their apartment and starts doing lines of meth. This happens twice in a week period and while my friend was at work the last time London came over, London and Jesse had sex in front of the baby and right where my friends father died on her bed. Jesse told a very close friend what happened and how London is “bad and willing to do anything” to get him heroine because he used to be a drug addict. He ends up leaving his fiancé and London starts filing for an injunction of harassment against my friend the day he left her. London had been filing false police reports and trying to get her daughter taken from her. She won\’t even let Jesse see his daughter or else she will get cps involved. DONT LET ME FORGET THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE HAS DONE THIS TO AN EMPLOYEE!! The first one was her manager!!! She told him to leave his wife and she even spent the night at his house while still married and acted like his daughters friend because the age is very close and they had sex in the bedroom next to his wife when she was asleep!!! My friend lost her apartment because she couldn’t pay bills alone. London wouldn’t let Jesse near his apartment or his “ex fiancé” and daughter. She also wouldn’t let him send money to help with bills. Now she lives with his mom because she lost her place and because of all the rumors she spread about my friend, his mom was the only one that would let her and the baby a place to live. LONDON IS TRASH AND ALL CONPANIES, BUSNIESS, AND MEN IN RELATIONSHIPS NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE LOWLIFE FAKE MORMON HOMEWRECKING B*TCH THAT THINKS SHE IS INNOCENT AND CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. The picture of Jesse is currently what he looks like since using drugs again and the last one of London is as well.

This is her link to her blog that she had about her and Jesse openly talking about what she has done to his family: http://londonchristoffersen.blogspot.com/?m=1

Nice blog London.- nik

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What The Rich Drive

November 19, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: With some additions and edits… Interesting to note are the habits of wealthy Americans. Thomas Stanley PhD has spent his career defining this. Stanley has written a number of books after interviewing hundred’s of millionaires (at least $1 million net worth) and decamillionaires (at least $10 million net worth). What they do for work, how much they make, what they buy, what they worry about, family profile, education, demographics, and pretty much everything else. Some observations from Stanley’s work: – More then 80% of the wealthy in America are first generation wealthy. They made their own wealth through income and life style choices as opposed to inheriting it. This has been consistent for 5-6 generations, about 110 years. But how can this be you may ask? It speaks to the liquid and fluid nature of wealth. People that work hard, live frugally and become wealthy usually raise kids that blow the wealth out the expense column in the very next generation. – Number 1 vehicle driving by the rich: Ford F150 pickup (number 2: the Toyota Camry). Now it is true these vehicles are also top sellers to the non-rich. The key take-away is proportionality coupled with minimizing investment in depreciating assets. The rich spend a fraction of 1% of their net worth on their ride. The average person spends in excess of 50% of their net worth on choice of vehicle. So who are buying all the sexy foreign luxury rides? They are mostly purchased by either high achievers of income or high achievers of spending other people’s money. But rarely will this lead to a wealth quotient equal to or greater then their social-economic peers. – Income and wealth are very different and difficult to differentiate out in public. Spending habits can begin to give clues to who has tall coin and who doesn’t. When I am meeting a new company to do business with or possibly invest in, I always look at the parking lot before going in to meet the people. If I see many fancy foreign luxury rides in the lot it is telling that the people running this company value and invest in depreciating assets. Why all this focus on wealth? What about love, happiness, contentment you ask? There is a very high corollary between one’s propensity to acquire wealth and one’s feeling love and connected to/with other people, feeling happy, feeling content. I have not seen research about the inverse, but I would venture to say those who spend a lot of their money on life style choices have a lower rating in all these categories. The rich simply do not invest in depreciating assets, nor depreciating relationships. Most millionaires are couples that rarely get divorced. As I heard Jim Ready say years ago…”The world is full of people who are experts at turning $20 bills into $5 bills”. The goal it would seem, if one ventures to be happy and content, is to not be one of them. To sum…You can be wealthy in your lifetime by hard work and life style choices. And rich people don’t care what others think of their ride. It’s simply not important.

30k’s are the only ones with something to prove.- nik

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Taylor Swift Numbers

November 13, 2013 ASU, Westside-AZ 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick, Traci, always has a guy. Dated this redhead, slept with a guy right after they broke up, then moved on to a completely new guy, within the same week. Now she’s with this black dude who has no idea how she is. She has a reputation and knows to pick guys that don’t know about it. Spread the warning!

I’m surprised this pic was taken herself.- nik

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