THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to hook up with this baseball player a few months back. He’s definitely a sweet talker and brags about his money. He’s hooked up with almost half of alpha phi and any other ASU drunk sloot that has 2 legs. He stopped talking to me and word on the street is he knocked up an old promo model. What do you think?
I think she trapped him with her chest.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jack Culolias, and ASU student, has been missing since friday. He was last seen at Tempe Marketplace and his friends and family, along with the Tempe police, are spending day and night searching for him. Please help us get hims home safe and soon. Lets bring Jack back home. Nik, you have helped in the past with this and hope you can help now.
Did you check the lake?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, as you can see, my already itty bitty titties officially look even more deflated. I am embarrassed to even post them! I just need some direction to find a good doctor in Toronto! Please give me some advice! It would be greatly appreciated, considering I know your the ultimate boob critic. NO HACK JOBS OR REFUND GAPS! Let me know what would look good. I am a small frame, 5ft, petite girl, clearly in need of an upgrade. They used to be perfect and perky, literally looked like a boob job a few years back. Any who, I’ll leave the rest up to you! Cheers! Keep the dirt coming!
You need a package deal (add lipo) for your tummy/waist region. I don’t trust Canadian doctors, I haven’t found one that I like. I do think 450cc’s would look amazing on you.- nik
**ASU/Scottsdale- don’t forget I will be giving away +2′s on December 13th at Mint in Scottsdale. The charity is my annual event “Toys for Tattas”, ladies the more toys you bring the more raffle tickets you will receive to help change your life and a child’s this Christmas. Stay hot.
THE DIRTY ARMY: On Friday night (November 30th), our brother and friend Jack Culolias disappeared from Cadillac Ranch at Tempe Marketplace. He left his wallet and his phone, and no one has seen or heard from him since he left the bar that night. Police reports were filed yesterday, December 2nd, so that the local police force can help us find Jack and bring him home safe. For the past few days we have been contacting local hospitals and jails, searching the area around Tempe Marketplace, and have been talking with his family and roommates/suitemates to extract any information that we can. If you would like to help, we will continue to do the above, plus any ideas that you can come up with. Your help is greatly appreciated by us all.
Please submit any info, or call the police dept. Lets find this kid today!!- nik
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful drunk of the week
“even though your night ended like this…you can still wake up feeling great… thx NOHO”
Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this caption wins a case of NOHO (The Hangover Defense)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Grace and Micheal. They are the dumbest beaners at ASU. Grace has her fat legs all up in other guys faces and her face was right in my homeboy’s dick. Her boyfriend is a huge tool that breaks into other people’s rooms and steals from people. They like to get in on all hours of the day, which is all good but we can’t tell if she’s actually doing her boyfriend or the creepy 30 year old geezer that lives upstairs and prys on little girls. Nik, you need to put this butt-ugly sloot and her tool boyfriend on blast!
Just goes to show guys will do anything in college. The old guy is more in her league.- nik
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