ASU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Biggest Loser @ ASU

July 21, 2014 ASU, Tempe 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just like to drop this out there. The wannabe loser on the right is Mike. He tries way too fcking hard to fit in that it turns everybody away. He’s about the fakest asshole on campus and he’s so deep into steroids now that he looks like a gorilla. He thinks Greek life is all about being the biggest asshole-so he goes around trash talking all the frats. Rumor has it, he’s been giving out DRDs to girls that won’t “sleep” with him unless they’ve passed out. Someone needs to put this douchebag in his place.

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Laney Oleniczak

July 16, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik first off I wanna say I am a huge fan of! This site makes my day I love how you expose all these low lives and speaking of low lives I have a good one for you: Laney Oleniczak of Mastodon Tatoos and formerly of Samurai Comics until she was fired for sleeping with an employee’s husband. Laney parties all over both Old Town and Mill Avenue, smoking spice and drinking cheap vodka in a desperate effort to make people think she is cool. She worships her dog and says that she would be willing to abort a pregnancy if her boyfriend made her choose between the baby and selling the dog. Now I love dogs too but I wouldnt sacrifice a child for one. As you can see she has a horrible taste in tatoos but even with all those tramp stamps removed she would at best be a 3 out of 10 even with +2s done correctly. I cant believe my friend once dated her back in the day at Paradise Valley High School she was a slore back then sucking off almost the entire football team while always sneaking out to party with them when she should have been studying, I will never understand why girls want to be lazy and spead their legs for any guy who comes along instead of working hard and doing things the right way. Laney you could have had it all, your rich ass parents were willing to pay for your education at ASU. You could have been a doctor, lawyer, or at least someone with more self respect then a hack tatoo \”artist\” who will put out for any guy at any time just to rebel against her poor parents who were way to soft on her and spent her whole childhood giving their little princess everything she ever wanted. Laney this is your old friend Brandon and I am the one who put you on blast, karma\’s a bitch, stop spreading your legs, get tested, laser off those ugly tatoos, dump that loser boyfriend, take out a loan and go to college and make something of yourself, get off drugs, and start acting like a lady if you want people to respect you.

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Tempe Bar Owner Jay Johari Arrested For Rape

July 9, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 93

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the owner of Vintage Bar and Grill in Tempe was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of groping and unlawfully taking photos of a job applicant in October 2012.  Jay Johari, 35, was booked into the Tempe City Jail on two counts of sexual abuse and two counts of unlawful-surreptitious photo. The victim, who was 20 years old, brought with her to the job interview a bikini and cocktail dress at Johari’s request, a court document stated. She was interviewing for a waitress job. On two occasions, Johari allegedly left the victim alone in the bar’s office to change. He reportedly did not tell her there was video surveillance in the office. On one occasion, she undressed down to her bra and the other time to only her underwear without a bra, according to a probable cause statement.  What a jackass right? Its crazy to see how many girls are posting this on Facebook and saying they can’t believe they worked for this guy.

Who knows how many ASU college girls this has happened too. #BoycottVintage- nik

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Julia Bray Oldtown Sloot

June 30, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: I went to high school with Julia Bray and she used to be one of my good friends. But ever since she sold out and started dressing like a skank and working in Oldtown she has turned into the biggest whore. Not only has she banged Andrew Young at HiFI but she sucked off Andrew Kha, Tommy Taylor and Troy Lyons as well! Its time we put this hoe on blast Nik and tell her to keep her cooter in her anorexic pants!!

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Jessica “Marie” Oyler

June 3, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well this dirty drd infested gal has fcked several people while dating guys and manipulates them into thinking she’s good for them. She’s a party whore that weasels her way into other people’s relationships while being married and having a full ride. She gets drunk and climbs into bed with guys who are taken and tells them she’s always liked them and how she is so much better then their troubled relationships. Then spreads her legs and asks for anal. All while her floppy little tittys sag like the deflated balloon of a stomach she has from being 23 with 3 kids and 2 baby daddies. She got caught and still has her husband and free ride while mouthing off about how hard she has it. Meanwhile knowing the most recent guy she fcked was taken fcked him on his anniversary while her husband was visiting his brother going into the military and guys girlfriend was working for charity. She has told that she has drd(the wart kind) and he had drd which she lied and said she didn’t know. She apparently also sucks at fcking and can’t suck a dick to save her life. Now she wants to weasel her way back into people’s lives like the guy she fcked so everything can be ok again!

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Ashley Nielsen……Still a sloot

May 29, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: I made a huge mistake with this girl at Gateway in Tempe. I saw her again recently with another one of my friends right off of Mill. She seems the type that wont stop til she has tasted every mans juice. She’s nasty and no matter how she has changed, you can still smell the 4 kinds of cologne on her from another night wandering around the Scottsdale/Tempe bars.

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Scumbags & Scams

May 7, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so you think you know the real scumbags of Tempe? Well then I am pleased to introduce you to Shawn Allen and his cousin E.J. Ladies they may look fly (Shawn with his fake diamond chain) but LADDIIES DON’T BE FOOLED!!! These little limp (E.J) boys have a reputation of taking girls out for a night of paid drinks and complete gentleman behavior; but before you know it, you will have woken up missing your phones, money, and anything else valuable. SHAWN ALLEN also has a reputation for knocking up strippers. He is already a babydaddy of two. Sorry Babymama looks like there is a third on the way and its not yours . Can you say welfare checks Shawn? Can you even read this you dumbf*cks.

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ASU Troll

April 22, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mary Burger. I’d be surprised if she hasn’t made it on here before. I meet her at a few parties when I lived down in Phoenix. I wanted to warn people about her and her group of friends who spend all of their time getting wasted and high anywhere and everywhere all while still living with their parents. I guess she moved back to Cottonwood with her parents because she couldn’t afford to take care of herself since all she and her friends do is blow money on booze and drugs. My warning to anyone: stay away from this chunky troll and her generic friends. Word around is she spreads disease and then plays the victim card.

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