THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ASU has completely fallen apart. I’m a proud Sun Devil that graduated in 2007 and it was the best 5 years of my life. Playing college football, never having to attend class and having sex with more girls that I could keep track of, it was the best time of my life. So when it was time for my little brother to go, we didn’t even think twice and got him out in Tempe to attend ASU… well, worst idea ever, my brother was arrested the weekend before class started due to an alcohol related crime and then got arrest this past Sunday for the same incident. I didn’t know anyone that happened to in the 5 years I was there… came to find out the weekend before classes started at Arizona State University, a task force focused on alcohol-related crimes in Tempe arrested 371 people in just three days. In the first weekend after classes started, the same task force went out and nabbed 486 people in a three-day stretch… I’m disappointed in this and we have actually pulled him out of school. Luckily our family knows someone at U of A and he is currently heading there to enjoy a real college experience. BEAR DOWN!!!
If you are thinking of going to Arizona State University please change your mind. Unless you want to be arrested. Future employers love hiring criminals.- nik