Best Ass On Campus – Arizona State University

October 2, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 637


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, screw that Gabby girl I’m the hottest and have the best ass at ASU. Do you want more dirty army?

I’m really concerned about your chest area though.- nik

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Pass Out Princess Brianna Meier

October 2, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Brianna Meier, ASU student and pass out princess.  This is here after a night in Tempe heading back to Phoenix on the light rail… awesome job girl, keep up the partying and packing on the LBs.

Brianna you shouldn’t be drinking during pregnancy.- nik

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ASU Should Be Number 1 Party School

October 2, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 210


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are right Arizona State should be the number 1 part school. Just walk down any dorm hall and you will find easy girls passed out with no underwear ready to go!

Sheriff Joe wont let it happen. If ASU rises back to #1 it will make him look bad.- nik

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How Cute Are They

October 1, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 28


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was planning on having sex with the guy in the blue shirt, but he could not hang at the party… check out how cute him and his friend are, throwing up together like the idiots they are.

Typical Mormons.- nik

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Loser Not at ASU

October 1, 2013 ASU 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, I got to put this kid on blast. He’s 22 years old and still parties like he’s a freshman. He tells people he goes to ASU and has been for the last 4 years but he isn’t going to ASU and has never been. He thinks he is a thug but has never completed one semester of college because he always drops out and has a dead end job. He does alot of drugs and thinks hes so cool for doing so. He is always barred out. He’s gotten in trouble with drugs but always gets out by radding his drug dealers out. No one likes him going to their parties because he is notorious for stealing. I heard one time he threw a party and put xanax in the jungle juice and alot of people didn’t remember anything that night. Creepy if you ask me. Nik, do you agree this kid needs to grow up and stop radding people out and take responsibility for his own stupid actions?

What is he there for then, lunch shift?- nik

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Who Knew Dani D. Is A Voyer

October 1, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 258

Dani D

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Dani D watching her roommate f*ck some random dude.  I always wonder if some girl’s parents really know what is going on at school.  Do you think this is nasty? or just what is expected of you in college.

I don’t understand how Iowa is the #1 party school when students at ASU don’t even care about their futures.- nik

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Gabrielle Is ASU’s Hottest Girl

September 30, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I vote Gabby as the hottest girl at ASU this year. Do any Sun Devils disagree?

I’m sure there are hotter freshman than this… Gabrielle has heavy arms and a bull ring (that puts her at a 5.1166728).- nik

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Why Is Katrina Putting Her Friend On Blast

September 30, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 81


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I love when girls go on social networks and basically blast their friends.  Like Katrina Elliott, check out what she tweeted… as you can see her friend is a big girl and had a hard time jumping this wall while running away from the police after they broke up a party.  Not cool Katrina, don’t make fun of your friends weight.

Now that is how you murder a vagina my friends.- nik

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