Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Don’t Fall In Love With A Stripper

October 30, 2012 ASU, Mesa 38 9,922 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik, this sloot is one for the record books.. I met her thru my ex i dated for 3 years. This chick had nowhere to live with 3 kids so we let her stay with us for a bit. She was strippin at blue moon lol. Anyways i ended up moving out 2 weeks later cause i was sick of all the drama two hours after i left i got a call from the stripper asking if i wanted to kick it my dumb ass agrees to so we did.. a few hours later i had this chick naked on my dads floor in hus house. What can i say who doesn’t want to bang a stripper lol well next thing i knew we had our own place together. It lasted maybe 3 months then she started banging the tweeker neighbor so i dipped until i get the dreaded phone call “im pregnant with ur bby i love you im sorry can we try fixing things” i took her back just for the baby.. then 2 weeks later she loses bby but still wants to be with me.. i stayed around for a bit but she turned into a snake.. now im pretty sure shes banging 5+ dudes on the reg… but anywYs heres.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stripper with a clean room.- nik



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Needs To Be Posted Up

October 30, 2012 ASU, Scottsdale 28 6,627 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik.. First off, I want to say good work. I’m a huge fan. Second, this girl’s name is Kimberly Jo Black. She is a huge slut in the middle of Scottsdale and it’s about time people start realizing this. This bitch is all hot and shit on her facebook and in her pictures, but you meet her in person and she not only has horrible skin with caked on makeup, but you can tell she literally must not work out AT ALL. She’s like that gross squishy fat feeling that you get when you literally have never moved a muscle in your life. When you can’t find her working up at Bl**32 in Scottsdale, this little slut is running around sleeping with everyone. You’re probably asking why I’m on here doing this, well the bitch gave me drd. She also was riding my d*ck when she was dating some guy (I don’t know if they’re still dating or not) but it’s about time people start hearing about this wh*re. Make her famous Nik, it’s girls like these who really take my faith in women and rip it to shreds.

Not everybodies face can fold up like that.- nik



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Secret SLOOT

October 26, 2012 ASU 16 7,120 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This one gets down to business! The second she walks into a bar she’s got eyes on whoever is willing to buy her a drink. She swears up and down she has morals but I know for a fact she’ll drop panties for the guy with the most booze. One time, after a few cocktails, she told me that when she was in high school that she used to sleep with guys for alcohol. And ladies BEWARE she’ll f**k your man if he’s willing to give her a drink. .

There are no secrets.- nik



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Jay Johari Needs To Be In Jail

October 24, 2012 ASU, Dirty Predator, Scottsdale 98 6,761 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik. I don’t understand how this major creeper hasn’t been on your site before now. Jay Johari the owner of Vintage is one of the reasons nobody visits that side of Tempe. I got a job at Vintage as a “Promo” girl with promise of future bartending shifts. Jay made it seem like it was a really cool place to work during the interview, he quickly asked me if “I Partied” (within 5 minutes), even though I kept Ignoring the question, he still kept repeating it. So finally I got a start date and shift out of him (after 45 minutes of hearing him talk about his football days…lol).

My first night of work started off awesome, I couldn’t believe I was working on Mill at a bar, I am under age so I don’t get out often because of school and I don’t have a fake ID. I was told I could have a few drinks during work, so it would make me more “friendly” towards people because I seemed uptight (I wasn’t receptive to his creeping). So stupid me, I start drinking with this asshole, I’m at a bar, f*ck it, I wanted to drink!! By my 2nd drink he orders us something called a Running Naked. A 12 ounce shot with a poisonous amount of alcohol that tastes like fruit. I was fine at first, but I quickly started getting more f*cked up as every minute passed, by the time he ordered the second round of Running Nakeds, I was only making stupid decisions. Somehow I wind up in the office fighting this loser off. Last thing I remember is being carried out of the office and out the back of the bar, somehow I ended up in my living room with my Mom yelling at me.

The next day when I called Jay to ask him what happened, all he said was “he got me home safely”, I became sick to my stomach and I hung up on him. Needless to say, I never went back to work because I was humiliated and upset at myself, it didn’t help that the staff was making fun of me on Facebook and making me feel worse. I know, cry me a river right? I thought it was my fault too, but I just got word first hand from someone that works at Vintage, that he had sex with an under age promo girl after getting her wasted last week (on her first night too!!!), the police came into Vintage and confiscated his video equipment and computer because she says he raped her. They even took everyone’s cell phones I heard.

I know he did it Nik. I didn’t say anything until now because it just occurred to me that there are probably other girls that haven’t said anything. We can’t let him get away with this!! Please put him on blast Nik. I want to make sure girls know to stay away from this creeper and that his family finds out just how disgusting he really is, and to def stay away from his rapist bar!! I only wish we could sue him.

ALSO SEE: Vintage Bar On Mill Avenue

 



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Mark Krystinak Keeping It Classy

October 24, 2012 ASU, Dirty Greeks, Scottsdale, The Dirty 713 19,241 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Mark Krystinak. He is hands down the biggest tool at ASU. Every one hates him, but he still gets sloots and slores at ASU with no self-esteem and thinks he’s hot sh*t. Case in point: This is at Midnight Masquerade in Phoenix. They made out, he pulled down her panties, turned her around, and they went to town. The original post got removed because people were concerned about their fraternity’s rep, but seriously, this tool deserves his karma.

Who is CSI, she needs the exposure so her parents know the tuition money is being spent well.- nik



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How Many Lap Dances Qualify As “Hard Work”

October 23, 2012 ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty 178 6,328 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Jenny and she is from Casa Grande, Arizona. She used to look normal in high school but over the past few years, (from 16 to 20), transformed into a fully nude stripper at Dream Palace. On Facebook, she constantly boasts about her hardcore party lifestyle, and sometimes even posts pictures of her cash. From looking at her pictures I often wonder how closely she idolizes Paris Hilton. Recently she even posted on Facebook that she “worked hard” for her new loft.

Just so everyone understands… you can see her vagina for free if you purchase two 7-ups.- nik



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