Theta Sloot

November 12, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik i was with her and some mutual friends up until she went home with a random guy and threw up in his bed. she was so wasted that she spilled the beans to me. she cheated on her ex boyfriend of 4 years with more than 6 guys(thats all she could remember drunk) and he has no idea. she got c***ydia from one of the guys she cheated on him with so she never told her ex either. make sure you were a condom boss!!! she hates her sorority. she hates the girls but pretends to love it just so she can say she is a theta. the first thing she tells anyone is that she is a theta. typical sorority girl, loud, obnoxious, belligerent. she was talking so much shit about her big. it was nasty talk

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The ASU Experience

November 7, 2013 ASU 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: ASU is the Top Party School

This is meant to be a joke right?? It was striped of its ‘top 10′ title years ago and has been spiraling downwards ever since.- nik

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ASU Police Department Is Full Of Perverts

October 31, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 112

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ASU’S Police Department is full of dirty perverts looking to bang some underage chicks.  Many girls are reporting harassment and I know a few girls that were effected by them directly.  They are losers trying to hook up with girls by letting them drink underage.

Why would they drag this girl out in her underwear? (I see the “dumb tattoo I got in college”)- nik

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Easy and Guilty

October 10, 2013 ASU, Westside-AZ 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aye nik, so I feel dirty as hell dude..Because I met this girl through a friend and slept with her twice…I was drunk so don’t even judge! But then later I found out she had a boyfriend… Out of nowhere she texted me.. “I’m pregnant, I’m sorry I’ve been M.I.A.” I was confused about it… Then she claimed it was mine..So I said what do we do because you have a boyfriend and I don’t want any drama since you never told me… She didn’t text back.. A week passes and she called and said she GOT AN ABORTION! Welp that was fast…. I think I’ve learned my lesson about easy, crazy, stupid sluts… Luckily I now have an amazing girlfriend and blocked Amanda’s number… but weirdly she contacted me from other people’s phones and I now had to change her number! So a note to all dudes… Do a background check on facebook or something about a girl you meet through friends.. (don’t post this just use her pics but here is her facebook it wouldn’t let me upload pics)

A check is the best thing you can do.- nik

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ASU’s Richest And Hottest Couple

October 9, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay this is ASU’s RICHEST COUPLE! RAKAN AND KIRA SAMONE! I swear! IT’S F*CKEN CRAZY! You see them go shopping and come back with Gucci, LV,Prada, MK… At parties they are dressed in everything worth $100,000… Kira is actually generous and sweet! I thought she was a bitch when I met her until she started talking, plus she held my friend’s hair while she was puking! But RAKAN is kinda… I don’t know.. He is stuck up! He flaunts is money too much… and talks about himself… All I truly know about Kira is that she models, works as a nightlife reporter and her family owns businesses… And Rakan..well he is Arab so… its that Arab money! They both have the nicest cars too… ugh its sickening! I see them everywhere… its like blair and chuck off of gossip girl… Everyone knows them or knows of them.. If you see them at a party, that must be one hell of a party… I also heard people pay Kira samone just to appear at a party. I mean come on! Who wouldn’t want a model at a party to make it look good! But anyways! Lets just say a lot of us just love to see them around and what they will wear or buy next!

Sucks no matter how much money you have, you can’t fix ugly.- nik

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The Mint Felon Bartenders

October 2, 2013 ASU, Dirty DUI, Scottsdale 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is one of the bartenders at the Mint in old town. Receiving his 3rd DUI in Arizona. This is the type of trash infesting my once beautiful city. We have felons serving people drinks in this once upscale town. The city is being overrun by westside trash. Nik, what has this place come to?

Its become a suburban lifestyle.- nik

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Best Ass On Campus – Arizona State University

October 2, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 637


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, screw that Gabby girl I’m the hottest and have the best ass at ASU. Do you want more dirty army?

I’m really concerned about your chest area though.- nik

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Pass Out Princess Brianna Meier

October 2, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Brianna Meier, ASU student and pass out princess.  This is here after a night in Tempe heading back to Phoenix on the light rail… awesome job girl, keep up the partying and packing on the LBs.

Brianna you shouldn’t be drinking during pregnancy.- nik

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