Trashy Smurf

January 8, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: SAMANTHA Ugly Wh*** TRAMMEL. This girls hits old men up on craigslist for money. She has a tendency to go for nasty fat guys claiming she is a sugar baby but only charges 100 $ for 24 hours of work.(sleepover and have sex multiple times .. Pretty Pathetic. This smurf looking sloot, with meth mouth is really a looker. Damn I almost replied to her Ad because she was such a cheap wh***! Who could really pass that offer up? Craiglist sugar daddies really won the lottery with this butterball.

Anything to keep the high alive.- nik



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Another Day in the Life

January 8, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrea Rose Irvin. I dont know what face she’s making in that pic but it’s the only pic I could find where she wasn’t covered in boys/cheap alcohol/things she will regret later on in life. In high school she went to some loser poser rich kid school called Chaparaal where the parents practically throw money at their kids like they’re strippers even though she is nothing but a classless dirtbag whore and ‘dated’ future DRD-riddled frat guys left and right for the drugs, dick, and dank cheap liquor. She’s had habits since before high school and went to private/rich kid schools to make people believe she had a chance in the job market/some class. She doesn’t. In high school she wore slutty clothes so she could get guys and money without having to hold a steady, respectable job. At this point in time noone is sure if she’s actually enrolled in school or not. She doesn’t have a job. However if you need to find her or ask where she gets her money, you can see her frequenting all the slutty rich kid hangout spots in Old Town Snobsdale, the frat/DRD houses at ASU if she feels low on money, or or honestly wherever she can get her hands on some cocaine/E pills like the “rave” parties that go down in Scottsdale which are essentially nothing but cheap Mexican drug parties. She treats her family and little brother like shit. Whenever a friend or even a random person she doesn’t know is in a relationship she does whatever she can to ruin it. She calls people rude names and tries to start shit because of all the drugs she’s on. This was shown throughout high school. She steals money from her “friends” for E and then replaces them; ditto with her slut roommates and is”not sure how many times she’s been pregnan” in the past. Do you know cocaine nostril damage when you see it? Anyways it’s pretty sad because any evidence of the things she’s done she’ll deny even though things are STILL on her Facebook (how are people so dumb??) and probably cry to whatever manager she has at the moment about it to get it removed. She is essentially nothing but a waste of oxygen. Citizens of Arizona beware!



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Juan Is Not Fooling Anyone At ASU

January 4, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, Scottsdale, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this twink’s name is Juan, just another tacky, Mexican gay hot mess from a ghetto border town. He’s gay but he always makes out with girls and brags about all the man faced “hot bitches” he hangs out with. His best friends include slutty sorority girls and a “beauty queen” who I heard LOVES giving head on driveways at parties. Also, he likes to pretend he’s Gossip Girl referring to his little slut posse by their first initials and creating drama for retweets on Twitter. I guess being an in and out of the closet bottom is the “new thing” at ASU.

Some guys act Gay to get free action from chicks. It’s the new Spanish Fly… (legal rape if you ask me).- nik



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Warn your daughters about Marcus Labonte

December 30, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Marcus Labonte is a creepy douche. He is a thirty year old man creeping on young college girls at ASU, taking them back to his place drunk and taking advantage of them. He got fired from his job at Zia records in Tempe in August for sexually harassing a female co-worker. To top it off he is a complete asshole. When he was at Zia he would kick people out of the store for the dumbest reasons like spilling a water bottle when some idiot ran in to them from behind but the idiot was his friend so he stayed and got a discount. Marcus also thinks he is a hardcore metal fanatic, yet his favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold.Please put this guy on blast on good ole’ dirty scottsdale, warn all girls and women and everyone in the vicinity of this douche. Its not like the cops will do their job and throw him in the pen with some bbc’s…

Not sure how his favorite band made its way into the post but I’ll allow it.- nik



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Chasing Wall Street

December 28, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check out this mess. She’s a member of the “Elite” student org at Arizona State called the Investment Banking Industry Scholars (IBIS), but it seems that she’s more into sleeping with bankers than becoming one. Maybe that’s the real goal of this group? Her self-esteem is almost as low as her neckline (and IQ), but we all know she uses her enormous boobs to distract from her booty do (that’s when your stomach hangs out more than your ‘booty doe’). She is crass and class-less at the top of her lungs. Any chance she can get to be a total attention-whore she’ll take it, at the expense of anyone and anything. She’ll stab her “friends” in the back in a heartbeat, and she’ll cheat her way to what she wants. Catching her without her fake eyelashes and red lipstick is a terrible shock, but catching her plethora of DRDs would be worse. All I can say is, how is this girl still fooling anyone?

Instagram makes people feel like they are empowered, invincible and somewhat good looking (filter scam).- nik



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Ratchets Come In All Races And Sizes

December 24, 2013 ASU, The Dirty 244

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people are always saying how us black people are ratchet and how black girls are loud and always fighting… well, you stupid ass white trash folks are the same way.  Check out this college party and how they act up.  Ratchets come in all races and sizes.

One love… we all come from Monkeys.- nik



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Marc Is Keying Cars

December 13, 2013 ASU, Scottsdale 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kids name is Marc, I saw him key someones M3 on Mill Ave last weekend. Be on alert. I’ve been told when Marc is intoxicated he likes to key cars.

Nice Mimosa.- nik



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Mormon Homewrecker

December 1, 2013 ASU, Gremlin, Westside-AZ 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is about a “Mormon” name London Christoffersen and how she did to my friend and her family. First off London is a drug user and convinced my good friends fiancé to buy her METH! Note: London and my friends Fiancé, Jesse, worked together at Five Guys and she was his manager! Jesse gets it for her with my friends car insurance money because he thought he would get fired. Also they just had a baby and she was only two months old. London goes to their apartment and starts doing lines of meth. This happens twice in a week period and while my friend was at work the last time London came over, London and Jesse had sex in front of the baby and right where my friends father died on her bed. Jesse told a very close friend what happened and how London is “bad and willing to do anything” to get him heroine because he used to be a drug addict. He ends up leaving his fiancé and London starts filing for an injunction of harassment against my friend the day he left her. London had been filing false police reports and trying to get her daughter taken from her. She won\’t even let Jesse see his daughter or else she will get cps involved. DONT LET ME FORGET THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE HAS DONE THIS TO AN EMPLOYEE!! The first one was her manager!!! She told him to leave his wife and she even spent the night at his house while still married and acted like his daughters friend because the age is very close and they had sex in the bedroom next to his wife when she was asleep!!! My friend lost her apartment because she couldn’t pay bills alone. London wouldn’t let Jesse near his apartment or his “ex fiancé” and daughter. She also wouldn’t let him send money to help with bills. Now she lives with his mom because she lost her place and because of all the rumors she spread about my friend, his mom was the only one that would let her and the baby a place to live. LONDON IS TRASH AND ALL CONPANIES, BUSNIESS, AND MEN IN RELATIONSHIPS NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE LOWLIFE FAKE MORMON HOMEWRECKING B*TCH THAT THINKS SHE IS INNOCENT AND CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. The picture of Jesse is currently what he looks like since using drugs again and the last one of London is as well.

This is her link to her blog that she had about her and Jesse openly talking about what she has done to his family: http://londonchristoffersen.blogspot.com/?m=1

Nice blog London.- nik



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