Gremlin Invades ASU

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

Gremlin Invades ASU

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell everyone to beware of Garrett Grassle. He’s from Minnesota and thinks he is hot sh*t. Newsflash he’s actually a 5’10 nobody. He “plays” “rugby” except he’s too much of a lowlife to even show up to practice. His own friends hate him and constantly talk sh*t behind his back. He seems to think everyone loves him although when it comes down to it everyone wished he would leave ASU. Go back to Minnesota, you ugly troll. No one wants you here. Nik, what’s your opinion on this ugly douchebag?

Looks like he prefers touching men. Everyone has a rough period before they turn forgy.- nik

I’m Sure Shannon Reilly’s Parents Are Proud Of Her ASU Education

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Shannon Reilly. She goes to Arizona State University and is the grossest sl*t ever! She has fake t*ts and shows them to everyone when she is drunk. She could be pretty but she is such a Pepsi wh*re that she is a krusty b*tch. She goes out every night and gets way to wasted that she blacks out all the time. She doesn’t even remember attacking people and getting arrested from her own dorm. She also always loses her underwear because she was too drunk when she was hooking up with a guy. I feel bad for any guy that ends up hooking up with her.

There is no such thing is “blacking out”, that is just an excuse for not claiming sexual acts.- nik

Olivia The Slore

Posted in ASU, Gilbert, Tempe

Olivia the Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Olivia Johnson. Fresh out of high school this sl*t has been seen roaming around Tempe. You can spot her by her annoying man laugh and chicklet teeth. This b*tch prides herself off of collecting nice guy’s virginities. None of the guys she sleeps around with like her, they see her as an easy sloppy lay. And the girl’s she says are her “friends” are two-faced and hop on any guy she tries to get with and are quick to talk sh*t when she’s not around. Her life isn’t as perfect as it seems. Her boyfriend lives out of state and cheats on her all the time, yet the dumb b*tch is still with him. This wh*re needs to be put in her place.

Nice clip in and thunder thighs, better be careful I see a beer belly creeping up.- nik

Two Faced Alana

Posted in ASU, Phoenix

Alana: Two-Faced B*tch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alana Osborne. She is the fakest b*tch you will ever meet. She is extremely stupid but tells everyone she is smarter than everyone else. She says she is “prude” and plays dumb but she really has been f*cking a guy since the first week of school and lied to people about that. She showers like once every three days, she leaves bloody pads on the floor, and she NEVER washes her clothes even with period blood on her pants. She also talks mad sh*t about everyone yet acts like your best friend. She is two faced and disgusting. Do not be fooled by her. Even the teachers at the downtown phoenix campus hate her.

Girls with bodies like that tend to lose bladder control.- nik

Overrated ASU Sloot

Posted in ASU, Tempe

Overrated ASU Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alix Turner. She’s always been a backstabbing wh*re, but going to ASU has made her become an even bigger b*tch. She thinks she’s hot sh*t and everyone praises the ground she walks on even though she’ll most likely turn around and f*ck your friends/boyfriends. She’s loose as f*ck too. It’s probably why she can’t keep a boyfriend. She even told one of her friends that they couldn’t party together because she was gaining too much weight. At midnight masquerade, she was so f*cked up that she passed out outside the venue and pissed herself. I dont get why so many guys are trying to f*ck her. would you?

A bunch of drunk frat guys chirping at you doesn’t mean your hot, it means they’re about to con their way into sleeping with you.- nik

This Kinda Of Creeps Me Out A Lot

Posted in ASU, Manhattan

Incest is Best = The Motto For These Two

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so this is Kyle and his sister Cali. He went to ASU and the two siblings have an odd relationship which involves a lot of physical touching, more than the normal amount for brothers and sisters. This kid is a total e-tard and goes to every rave he can now that he lives in NYC. Whatch out girls! This dude is a creeeepppp.

It looks like she is the creeper in the relationship.- nik

What Is Wrong With This Girl

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

What is Wrong With this Girl!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is the biggest hot mess in AZ! She is a bartender at some hillbilly bar and is always dressing like a huge sk*nk. She bangs every DJ in the valley and loves guys with wife’s and girlfriends! Nik please tell this 6ft tall mess to find her own man and to cover up! She has been called out for looking like a Tranny multiple times and with the pictures can you see why! I love the orange marks on the last pic…gross.

The first image of her man arms and Orange palms needs to be burnt.- nik

Ashley Aka Oompa Loompa

Posted in Arizona / UofA, ASU, Would You?

Umpa Loompa?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Crowley aka the Oompa Loompa in the picture. This gross h*e thinks she is the sh*t when really most people sh*t things that look better then her. She used to date a loser named Queerian Lundy. I feel bad because now she is leaving U of A to go to ASU. Maybe she thinks that she can fit in with the H*es there? Either way, this girl could not live a day without Daddy’s money. That’s sad. Maybe she should get a job prostituting? Ya I don’t think anyone would pick her up…Ohhh well. Would you Nik?

ANswer: No, she photoshops out her chin issues.

How Come I Can’t Stop Laughing

Posted in ASU, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has to be one of my favorite videos on YouTube… no matter how I’m feeling I just watch this and then I can’t stop laughing for the longest time and I watch it over and over and over.

I didn’t think it was funny.- nik

Lindsey Austin Has No Boundaries When It Comes To Other Peoples Relationships

Posted in ASU

lindsey austin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is not a good person. She sleeps with any guy she thinks is hot and has no boundaries when it comes to other peoples relationships and acts like a cool chick until you find out whats really behind that pretty face. She has sex with different guys all the time and falls in ‘love’ after one day of dating a guy. She talks sh*t about everyone to make herself feel better about being such a wh*ribble person. Ladies watch out, men stay away unless you want to stick it in where every guy has been.

ASU is the best.- nik

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