11.05.09

PUSSY CATS Wannabes

Posted in Atlanta

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is alex, jessica, and ashley. It’s very obvious they think they’re hott sh*t. Can you please explain to me why these girls go out in public like this? Halloween could be a reason…….oh wait!.. they always dress like this.

They are meant for purple crayons not me.- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

Bob Witfield Sh*ts On Ex-Wife Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta

Sheree are you going to take that?  BOB I WANT THE PICS AND VIDEO!!!!! Hola at your boy!


Nik Richie

10.16.09

ATL 30K Millionaire

Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please, BLAST the F*ck outta this douche bag. His name is Matthew R*ncarz. He claims to be a balla- but he’s married, 2 kids, living on credit, renting MIL $ homes, girlfiends everywhere… he co-founded an online payment processing company which he stole from and was fired - and had to leave town to go scam in ATL… but not before he got lipo on his fat ass belly and a tummy tuck, plus a 2+’s for his mole faced “Wife”… he claims to be FSU grad, but he never finished… (he was a great bug man) - he owes more money to the tax man than he has in his fake ass bank account… I’m sure more people will chime in- he’s a class act and running ATL.

If I were him I would just keep drinking.- nik


Nik Richie

10.09.09

The Biggest Douche In Atlanta

Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty

The Biggest Douche In Atlanta!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is by far the biggest Douche in Atlanta. His name is Bill Ge^try, Yea you know who he is he is the owner of Wild B!lls in Duluth, ga. The man is a POS. He is such a POS he is dating a girl that is 30 years younger than is old ass! And the kicker is that he thinks he can sing……RLMAO yea what a joke, people would yell at him on stage to shut the F up! This guy will always be the biggest POS on earth!

Just a Trout living the dream with great hair on a botox budget.- nik


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Fatty And Forgy

Posted in Atlanta

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is Shayli M*rkell and Seth R*chefort doing a test shoot for what? who cares. All that matters is that Seth is a flaming HOMO who thinks hanging out with the orange race is the best way to occupy his time, other than sucking d*ck… duh! && of course Shayli has already been blasted on your site before but you get a good look @ her saggers in these pictures and not to mention her muffin top with her love handles!! ewww shouldn’t you be in good shape before you try to “model?!” They cant be serious right? Seth has on more make up than she does which is actually really hard to do.

I think the photoshoot was for the before picture of a weight loss pill.- nik


Nik Richie

10.06.09

Horse Face

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dana Pf*ifer from Columbia SC, this girl lives in 5 points- honestly. Look at him, not only does he have a horse-face, look like a man but he’s thinks shes hot. F*cks a different guy every night and wakes up the next morning and gets back to his serious alcoholic ways- hes underaged (19) and deff overused looks like hes 40 from all that drinking and partying. I think hes a lost cause…

Shes gonna look 80 by the time she’s 25.- nik


Nik Richie

10.05.09

WTF Happened?

Posted in Atlanta, Georgia

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Buffy the Body..on the right of course..Now she is just a video hoe with a huge ass but damn..from the videos i though she looked a little better..good lighting i guess but looks like shes put on a few LB’S herself.

That is a dude, with some killer bangs.  These video girls are probably some of the nastiest girls I have ever seen.-nik


Nik Richie

10.04.09

TLP Monstars

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this one isn’t even really fair, they’re just way too easy to make fun of but it must be done. Let me introduce you to tanner, ryan, peter, and few other randoms no one really cares about so we don’t try to learn their names. They are all part of the TLP Monstars. What is that exactly? Their rap group. Yes, they rap. Or try. Whichever way you want to look at it. TLP is the name of a road (towne lake parkway) which a majority of them live off of. They’re all at least 21 and spend their spare time drinking in their parent’s basements where they still live and taking pictures in front of their cars. They have matching TLP tattoos located on random parts of their bodies. And apparently they’re gangsters. Which gang the belong to I’m not sure. They’re always throwing a different sign in every picture. I don’t think they even know what have of their little hand poses mean.. Now, please, tell me, what do you think?

I love it when a group of white kids think they are rappers because they have one black friend.- nik


Nik Richie

10.03.09

Real Housewife Mourns Death

Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) – Kandi Burruss, the newest cast member of the reality show “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” was mourning the death Saturday of her fiancé, who died after a fistfight the night before.

Kandi Burruss, at right with co-star NeNe Leakes, appeared at the BET Awards in June. The fiancé, 34-year-old Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, also appeared on the show. A spokeswoman for Burruss said the actress was “devastated” by the news.

“She has no statement to make at this time and asks for privacy,” Tresa Sanders said. She said the two planned to marry, even though the relationship had ups and downs.

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This should be good for ratings.  Not a fan of Kandi’s character on the show… it makes no sense to me.- nik


Nik Richie

09.30.09

Gorgeous In ATL

Posted in Atlanta, Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Who gives a flying f*ck where or when these were taken! This girl is gorgeous! Her eyes are a bit Chink-y in the first pic, but she definitely pulls it together in the second. Perfect bod, no fake bake/spray, and gorgeous big blue eyes. Would you?

Answer: no. She could be decent if she worked on her thunder thighs and could shave off some of her hips.  When she does this have her come ask me whats next.-nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"