She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Atlanta’s Hot Mess
Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty | March 21st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so what do you think about this chick? This girl can’t graduate from community college .. She is married to a guy in the military and then dating a guy who is abusive on the side – Justin L*llard. Hot right? She tries to keep it classsssy… Don’t worry, she has such a bad drug problem that she killed her unborn child with her pepsi habit…. Ashley you are a winner. Can you get a job or graduate from college? Which one would be f*cking better? Too bad you can’t achieve either one … How old are you? Do you work or what do you do exactly?
No joke, her muppet looking face freaks me the F*ck out! Totally ruined my day in laying by the pool in Cancun.- nik
Dope Head Prostitute
Posted in Atlanta, Dirty Craigslist | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl f*cks over anyone and everyone who crosses her path. prostitution, craigslist ads, sleeping with men for h*roin. straight up JUNKIE WHORRREE. if you want HIV call up this chick..
She looks like shes in her own would and clearly has disregarded how she looks and acts.- nik
White Trash From Kennesaw
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik! so i have this girl ive seen out and about…her names brittany williamson and shes from kennesaw (of course) she thinks shes a model b.c she sucks dicks to get into magazines like Jazebel ( who no one reads or cares about) hey britt! why dont u get into a real magazine then run around thinkin ur the shit lol. anyways shes got a horrible attitude, she sucks at life, and looks like a fukin gremlin this bitch is def. in serious need of a roasting from u…maybe u can bring this fugly hoe ass back down to earth..i mean come on! she hides behind long stringy black hair ( thank god!) a freakin 5 head….and jaw bones like a mans…wait! maybe she is a man…cuz shes got no t*tties or ass either….wouldnt be surprised if shes packin! hahaaa we all hate her and will spit in her face next time we see her “modeling hott self” PS~ I wouldnt be surprised if shes sharing her diseases with more than her friends boyfriends and pretty much any random guy she can find to give her attention. sooo Nik- just let me know if were wrong here or if this trick is out her damn mind thinkin shes americas next top model….p.s.s~ just because u model for :dirty shirty: doesnt mean u made it….they will let almost anyone model these days!
You are correct sir…and horses don’t usually have flabby bodies but I guess I was wrong.- nik
Down Syndrome At Its Finest
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: ok friends this is the scoop…Nik this kid is the biggest purple crayon you’ll ever see on this site! Hes a stripper…in a gay club which would be pretty cool if he wasnt such a douche bag….when he drinks he thinks hes “gucci man” wearing hes hard earned gucci gear looking like a dumb ass. Hes a white trash version of macaulay culkin. Hes a horrible friend…and doesnt deserve to breath the air in atlanta. hahaha hes such a bitch and he will prolly cry when he reads this …its ok Trevor….we all know what u do in the back of the VIP.
Those old creey guys must love his boyish good looks and big mouth.- nik
Nasties Fake Breasts Tranvestites
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik Seriously!?!? Wtf is going on here!?!? Are these women? or transvesties?? WOULD YOU DO ANY OF THEM? i mean there hair looks disgusting!?! wtf is up with the makeup!?!? omg the fake saggy breasts!! the asshyy skin!!! COME ON SOO NOT HOT!!
Answer: no. You can usually tell its a shim if their +2’s need to be tacked on so low.
Big Ole Beak
Posted in Atlanta | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, this is Melissa S, she thinks she is the hottest thing in the world and a big time model. She claims her father is a big time guy for a major company yet won’t say which one LOL She is a c*ke loving, gold-digging, sl*t and sleeps with any older man or ‘photog’ she can get her hands on to ‘up’ her career. She got f*cked in the *ss by my friend(drunk) and is a hot mess, always doing blow, or the dirtier equivalent. PLEASE SET HER IN HER PLACE.
She looks to enjoy making love to the camera and the purple crayon.- nik
They Will Love The Attention
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik, these two girls think they are the most amazing things in Atlanta. Marian(blonde sorta) and Mellisa(burnette) They are club rats from kennesaw and do nothing but drugs and get wasted. They post the most annoying non-sense on facebook about how they are waiting in the other ones bed, joke about having a threesome, and more attention getting techniques. They post the worst pictures ever too. From what it seems they are now roommates. Best thing is that they met because marian was f*cking mellisa’s boyfriend and threatened to beat her up. What fakeass girls. Im am almost sure Marian has an STD…can someone please tell her she looks like a clown alien and Mellisa looks like something off the adams family…. ughhh just looking at them makes me feel dirty…they will probably love the attention but really please put these two on blast for what they really are. Marian is the leading alien and mellisa is her follower.
I am pretty sure they are lesbians and love each other.- nik
Chipmunk Look A Like
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik everyone talks about how cute chipmunks are and how they wish they had one…well how about a human version of one? does this also make her cute?
Answer: no. It just means she looks like a chipmunk…which is an animal.
Dirty ATL Sloots
Posted in Atlanta | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear nik , These Thieving Sl*ts will fu*k your boyfriend and your brother , pretty much anything that moves . These girls think that all there bronzer n makeup will cover up all that Sl*ting around . Tr*shley is all about the d*ck and the liq*ur . There both gross p*g\\\\\\\’s .the short tr*ll looking one is tr*$hley\\\\\\\’s b*tch . these dirtyy duo aree nastyy & honesttlyy would you want to f**K them? This isn\\\\\\\’t Ihop Pankcake breakfast house. No one orderr Flaappp jackk T**tiiess. what do you thinkk nik?????.
I am positive that lefty has a touch of down syndrome.- nik
Beer Pong Sells Out
Posted in Atlanta | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saw this at Sports Authority outside ATL. Has Beer Pong sold out?? Now the youth of the ATL can roll into this store, grab the starter kit and have access to these crappy red cups? On one hand, this could be brilliant…mass merchandising the game, maybe a pro league will sprout up like BASEketball. (they are NOT Nik endorsed red cups…I checked).
Owning this makes you a douche..I decided.- nik
