THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik, these two girls think they are the most amazing things in Atlanta. Marian(blonde sorta) and Mellisa(burnette) They are club rats from kennesaw and do nothing but drugs and get wasted. They post the most annoying non-sense on facebook about how they are waiting in the other ones bed, joke about having a threesome, and more attention getting techniques. They post the worst pictures ever too. From what it seems they are now roommates. Best thing is that they met because marian was f*cking mellisa’s boyfriend and threatened to beat her up. What fakeass girls. Im am almost sure Marian has an STD…can someone please tell her she looks like a clown alien and Mellisa looks like something off the adams family…. ughhh just looking at them makes me feel dirty…they will probably love the attention but really please put these two on blast for what they really are. Marian is the leading alien and mellisa is her follower.

I am pretty sure they are lesbians and love each other.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik everyone talks about how cute chipmunks are and how they wish they had one…well how about a human version of one? does this also make her cute?

Answer: no. It just means she looks like a chipmunk…which is an animal.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl on the left will do anything just to get a little attention. She won a pageant once & first thing she does when she gets her title is F*ck her best friends boyfriend….TWICE! She’s known in Athens, GA for being a quick and easy screw. Not a good one but still convenient. Alexis has also been known for being a backstabbing, D*ck sucking, sl*t since her Sophomore year in high school. And since then, she’s been working in a bar with her mom & has to wear 2 bras just to get attention. Whatcha thinkkk?

I’m surprised she doesn’t break when she plays with purple crayons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear nik , These Thieving Sl*ts will fu*k your boyfriend and your brother , pretty much anything that moves . These girls think that all there bronzer n makeup will cover up all that Sl*ting around . Tr*shley is all about the d*ck and the liq*ur . There both gross p*g\\\\\\\’s .the short tr*ll looking one is tr*$hley\\\\\\\’s b*tch . these dirtyy duo aree nastyy & honesttlyy would you want to f**K them? This isn\\\\\\\’t Ihop Pankcake breakfast house. No one orderr Flaappp jackk T**tiiess. what do you thinkk nik?????.

I am positive that lefty has a touch of down syndrome.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saw this at Sports Authority outside ATL. Has Beer Pong sold out?? Now the youth of the ATL can roll into this store, grab the starter kit and have access to these crappy red cups? On one hand, this could be brilliant…mass merchandising the game, maybe a pro league will sprout up like BASEketball. (they are NOT Nik endorsed red cups…I checked).

Owning this makes you a douche..I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Candice A. from Athens, GA! She is one of, if not the biggest sl*t in the town! She screws everyone and anyone who will pay her more than 5 minutes of attention! She is disgusting and sleeping with as many people as she has been with should not seen as cool..which is the way she sees it! Being with that many people doesn’t make you hot, it makes you a nasty h*e! Advice to her…keep you legs closed and grow up!

Why do all the girls in athens have chubby faces and big chompers? I’m sure it’s a magnet for the purple crayon.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl thinks she is the hottest sh*t to hit Kennesaw. She prances around in little girl clothes that are about twenty sizes too small. She acts like she is so cool even though everyone makes fun of her. Her “closest” friends call her moose because she looks like one and she thinks it’s the cutest thing she’s ever heard. The only reason people like her is because she buys their “friendship”. But because she buys so many people she has gone into debt and is now mooching off her new boyfriend… the boy she use to hate until she found out he inherited money. So, in all honesty, would you?

Answer: no.  I don’t think he head is shaped correctly, has a saggy body and I can see the start of thunder thighs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the biggest druggie in ATL. I dated her, well slept with her, while she was supposedly on a break with her (ex) boyfriend Jordan. Turns out they were together the whole time. Not only does she sleep with married men, she confesses her love to old men for pepsi, weed, and second class trips. Band dudes with no future and/or money are also her favorites. She is fake. Comes complete with saggy, lopsided rack and the personality of a rock. Maybe the plastic surgeon she has on speed dial will suggest another nose job and liposuction for her fat, cellulite-ridden thighs next? The only reason this homewrecker wakes up in the morning is to see who the next lay will be. Wives, keep your husbands indoors. Guys- if you buy a table at Tongue and Groove or any other Atlanta club, offer her a shot. She’s the easiest lay. Not so good, but easy. ENJOY!  Click Here For Bonus Picture

I can’t wait to go back to Atlanta… the girls are so “open minded” out there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dude is a personal trainer from Sacramento California! World’s biggest douchebag ever!! Held the number one spot on a douche site for 6 months straight!! He think he’s hot sh*t because he dropped 100 lbs in a year. What most people don’t know is that he used a coc*ine diet to do this. Blew all the money his parents had saved up for him for college on c*ke! He has slept with 100+ fat butterfaces & isn’t ashamed to admit. He cheats on everyone he’s ver been with, has had every STD in the book, shoplifts, etc. He is disgusting & definitely deserves a place on The Dirty! Name is Chris H*m*r. Oh he also has an extremely small wiener. (5 inches to be exact. ) .

DB tool rule of 1. For every pound you lose and every line you blow, you sleep with a hog. In his case that should equal 100.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out this wanna be “MILF”. She is a 44 year old homewrecker that parties with little girls. She is a drunkin skank, she is a drunk bartendar @ the Pony. You can find her pushing blow & making out with customers Instead of taking care of ALL her kids, she parties with them. Nik what do you think????? Arent you Glad thats not your MOM!!!

Looks like she is excited about that purple crayon thats standing behind her. Bet she can’t wait for her turn.- nik