THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid Kyler Strom is a police snitch. In January he got my friends house raided, a few weeks later another friend got locked up. Yet he still goes around “selling” pot to people trying to make some cops career. He’s in this crap a#$ band called Cardona and its about the funniest thing in the world to watch him do nothing on stage. Talk about the worst bass performance ‘ve ever seen, but that might just be because he’s pregnant and doesn’t want to hurt his baby. I mean clearly, this mans ego is most defiantly prego. But anyways thought I would do my civic duties and warn everyone not to mess with this punk a#$ kid.

Its easy when you can hide out at moms house.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is nothing worse than a sl*tty “mother” who does not take care of her own kid. This tranny lookin sk*nk is always out drinking and doing drugs. It’s bad enough that her baby daddy isn’t in the picture, but for her to do the same is absolutely ridiculous! Hey Ashley… Why don’t you STAY at home with your child instead of sl*tting up every bar you step in? Ew and please lay OFF the makeup.

Ashley ask yourself if you want your child to end up on TheDirty.com looking like you? Because a child only knows what they see.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, weather her name is Chandler or Madison, this girl is gorgeous. You still haven’t given a straight Yes or No to her… what do you think?  Don’t be a gay or lie.

Answer: I’m heavily leaning towards a Yes.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Tyger Booty… a stripper in Atlanta with a one-of-a-kind tiger butterfly tattooed on her ass.  I don’t know what the hell to think about it… wanted to get your opinion.

I don’t see a Tiger… I see an Orange butterfly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believe the best stories are the ones that are true. Story time! This is Taylor Matthews, AKA Smurfy. When Taylor was 17 she was doing quite well. Soon to graduate early and off to college or so we all thought. Sadly Taylor decided to run away to be an army wife to a man she’d only been dating a few months. She being under 18 hid for 3 months before finally marrying her Military sweety a few weeks after her 18th birthday.. All while completely throwing away her education. While away she grew bored of life as a military housewife. She started sleeping with another man while living on base. Taylor at only 18 ended up pregnant. Her husband, who after being injured on his first TOD was told he was infertile. He was scared but excited to have his first child. Taylor didnt speak of abortion until her husband had suspicion of the child not being his.. No matter your beliefs on the subject one thing commonly agreed upon is “the sooner the better” but that wasnt the case for Taylor. She instead used her pregnancy to keep her husband… only to abort in her mid second trimester.(Partial Birth Abortion.) The gender of her baby could have been known.. she knew that this child was at this point human enough but was afraid of her husband having evidence of the truth, that the baby was not his. When he was allowed out of the military she decided she no longer wanted him. No more insurance, no more pay check, no more housing, and no pay check for college if she ever decided to go back to school. She moved back to Georgia to be with her Mth head mother, who she ran from to begin with. The moment he stopped getting his pay check she began to look for a way out. Taylor refused to cook, clean, go to school, or work. In fact the only thing that she did was go out and party. When her husband grew tired of working all day and coming home to an empty house he started to question her. Only for Taylor to punch him in the balls, break their car, and frequently hit him. Every time he spoke to her insisting that she do something with her life she went nuts. She punched walls, screamed, cried, and pretended to cut herself with hidden knives. As if this all isn’t enough? Taylor decided to start f*cking her best friends boyfriend. That’s right. Friends since elementary school. Her friend, Shelby, waited for her marine 7 months faithfully. Only for Taylor to be at his home coming and gladly blow him… while talking to her ex Mike D. and frequently fucking him too. Taylor is now 18, fat, divorced, has had sex with countless men & works at the 3 dollar cafe with her two new best friends who by the way are addicted to meth and heroine. Taylor’s new favorite pass time is driving around her mothers car selling whatever mth she can get her hands on. If she inst shooting up with her buddy, who now hates her, C.C., she is smoking roxys with a straw & aluminum foil. If you have a d*ck, beware!!!

Typical Charley Chaser.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lauren Chapman should be voted HomeWrecker Sloot 2012. This chick is a 21 year old alcoholic, drug addict and loves breaking up families. I have been married to my husband for 11 years and had never had infidelity issues until Lauren Chapman came along. Lauren worked with my husband at Sears for about 6 months, she brought drugs and liquor to work daily tempting him with it. He was in recovery but she screwed that up. She got his cell number from the employee directory and from what I was told, he called and texted him daily during their employment together. She was sending nude pics of herself to his phone DAILY. My hubby and I argued about the things she was doing, he told her to stop but she still continued. He had also got back into drugs and alcohol thru her temptations. On January 31, 2012, we had a bad argument over this little sloot, same day she sent over 20 texts to his phone…along with nude pics, telling him to come hang out with her because her boyfriend had beat her up. He ended up going over there and Lauren answered the door naked, immediately unzipped my husbands pants to give him a blow job. So yep they got drunk, smoked crack and had sex. My 11 year marriage, 13 year relationship is destroyed. Our 2 children are devastated and depressed because of what Lauren caused my family. Karma is a b*tch tho. I’m getting child support, lifetime alimony, I got the cars and the house. Lauren just gained herself a skinny, broke, baby d*ck crackhead!! Oh and this chick apologized for sleeping with my husband, said she would file rape charges on him if it would make me feel better lol. I got screwed over, thought my life was over but dang, I’m the one whose on top!! All they have is a trap house and almost all their paychecks are coming to me. Karma will getcha every time.

Your “hubby” gave her his number and is still messing around with her, time for a change…He’s obviously gunna play her off as a stalker as a cover-up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Rogers. She lives in Newnan Ga and she is a stalker. I had the misfortune of being her friend at one point and this girl is crazy! She has an ex who she broke up with three years ago she won’t stop stalking even though she ran around on him and every boy she’s ever been with. She prides herself on having fake hair, lashes, and breasts her daddy bought for her. She has several fake facebook profiles just to stalk her ex. She is pathetic. Nil, what do you think?

Her dad needs to buy her extensions and a gym membership, you can’t cheap out when it comes to the details. +2′s aren’t everything.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want to thank you for everything you do, because of TheDirty you have taught me that anything and everything I do can lead to ending up on TheDirty. Most of the people that end up on here deserve it and they hate you and say sh*tty things about you when they should really be angry at themselves. You didn’t make them the person they are, you just called them out on their sh*t. Some people are too stupid to realize this. Thank you for keeping me conscious to how I act and more importantly how I treat others. You are a hero and a true gentlemen. Thank you for keeping me classy!

Amen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I was just wondering if you believe there is such thing as love that goes beyond lust. Basically I considered a very good looking girl and although in no way am I a sloot I find all guys just want to sleep with me or buy me things to make me probably eventually sleep with them, it drives me crazy. I actually try to make myself look unappealing to men and I never wear makeup but for some reason it doesn’t stop! For this reason I have pretty much become A sexual. I just want a man who likes me for me and not my looks, I do not care if there dirt poor! Do you think guys can actually like a girl for there personality or is it all just sexually driven?

The whole world is based on sex, you can’t sleep with a personality. Guys don’t get hard because girls have a brain, it’s all based on touch and visual stimulation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to put this psycho b*tch on blast! She can’t live without drama. She’s a jersey shore wanna be sk*nk. She has a dumb ass ex boyfriend who she’s still crazy obsessed with! If she so much as thinks you talk to him she’ll come after you. EVERY TIME she goes out she’s trying to fight some girl. She thinks she’s “hood” Her tattoo says “Ride or Die” HAHA She’s clearly not attractive and needs a huge reality check! Keep it classy bi*ch. You’re not going to get by in life with your looks. Clearly, so fix your f*cking personality.

Is that hair photoshopped or literally that greasy.  Also, use more soap next time, that looks like a stinky bath, as well as partially see-thru which is not a good thing.- nik