THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty bitch is Jessica Hardy. She is 28 years old, and from around the Monroe area. She thinks she is sexy as hell, and every man wants her. She THINKS she has “haters” and is actually a good parent. The truth is none of the above is true. She will spread her big cottage cheese legs for any man, and invite them to enter her “gates of hell” after only knowing them for two days. But fair warning to anyone who is thinking about taking that journey, don’t be surprised when you go to take a piss and it feels like you are literally pissing fire and brim stone. Because her shit is more than nasty, and a smell comes from that will knock your dick in the dirt. Her favorite kind of man is one that is currently in prison, but she will also go for the married man as well. She has 2 kids that get thrown to the side anytime mommy dearest has her a man. She will have her kids shacked up in the local dope motel with one of her many men, while he does drugs around them and she puts out for him with the kids in the same room. She was homeless here recently AGAIN, and her daddy had to pay to put a roof over her 28 year old ass. Last but no least, she has a handicap sticker for child. Even if she doesnt have her kid with her she still parts her big ass in the handicap spot, because she is too lazy to walk. She needs to be parking her ass in the back to walk of that big nasty gut.