THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Josh. He just recently moved into town and has already taken it to the extreme. When he isn’t “focusing on school” you can find him out at any bar spending every dollar he makes getting hammered to the point where he can barely function. This kid is a TRAINWRECK. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who felt the need to get drunk as much as he does, in order to be around anyone in public. He has lived here for a few months and already has made a name for himself. He has a close group of friends but most people around here just sit back and laugh as they watch him spiral out of control. He recently got a DUI after hitting 4 different bars in one night and driving himself home on the opposite side of the road. You’re really going somewhere bro, good luck with that. This kid is an absolute joke, he runs his mouth every chance he gets and no one even cares what he has to say. His own best friend doesn’t even have his back, but plays it cool to his face. GO BACK TO TEXAS DRUNK ASS, you’ve done enough here already.
He’s drinking away his tuition.- nik