
THE DIRTY ARMY: This Right here is Thomas J Lucas. The biggest weirdo I have ever met in my life. For one he will paint you a sob story about how pitiful his past relationships have been.. and he will tell you he is single. But he isnt.. He in fact has been with the same girl for two years.. but of course he wont tell you that… instead.. you will have to listen to lie after lie… especially the one of how he got medically retired from the Air Force due to a knee injury… but the real case is that HE got medically retired because of his extreme OCD to GERMS!! He has to take a shower after every load of laundry he does. lol Yet he doesnt like to brush his teeth and has the worse morning breath ever. lol Its funny watching him pump his gas like michael Jackson with a glove… and the sex… HA!!! your lucky if u get a minute out of him. But first he will try to choke you or pin you down since he is a man and wants to be in control! Ladies beware… he only tells LIES…and pretty good ones…he will stare into your eyes and lie. Which pretty much makes him a pro. He only cares about himself…and being a Stupid Selfish Bastard LIAR. Funny thing is he isnt good at covering his tracks… not even a little bit. LOL I will be sure to get tested soon… since this is probably not the first or last time he has or will do this. ONCE A CHEATER… ALWAYS A CHEATER. He will deny all of this… but since he is so dumb at covering his tracks…any girl he has done wrong.. has proof..
Germs were this pansy’s way out, and now he resides in someones garage…I decided.- nik



















