THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “one eyed”emma jones. she ios the biggest sl*t in south auckland easily, she thinks shes hard because she only has one eye, she tells everyone tht she lost it in a gang war LOL everyone knows it got poked out when she was giving free bl*w jobs outide kfc. she drives a pink gx 50 with the number plate “playboi” and shes always cruizin past the skatepark thinking shes so cool. she hangs out with sally and the rest of the “backyard models”. she is always goin gon about being a promo girl for ROLLERSKATE NZ but its funny cus ive never seen her at any of their events… she stalks latin ranger, one of the hottest roller skaters in nz… and is always telling everyone shes 19 months pegnant with his baby.around where i live parents make there kids behave by saying” one eyed emma jones will come and eat you!”

You cannot be a model with one eye.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this botches name is Celia Carver. I have the misfortune of working with this Muppet. She backstabs everyone she likes to call “friends” and lies all the time. She likes to go round calling everyone “ugly”, but look at the beak on her!! A few days ago I overheard her telling someone that she gave her sister’s husband a hand job just before they were married; my guess is she made it up because she’s always talking about how much she hates her sister Abby. She is the true definition of ugly inside and out.

Definitely made up.  Nobody cheats with only their hand.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah Watson. She is the biggest attention and drama seeker. She tries to act innocent, but lately it seems she’s letting things slip. She hates sex yet she slept with her ex-boyfriends best friend, Rob, and whines non stop on her facebook about EVERYTHING then if no-one cares about her status she deletes it ten minutes later only to put up another one and re-start the process. She is OCD and has to have everything clean, that’s why sex is a no no because it’s ‘dirty’. All of this is now leading to over use of alcohol, uh oh. Also she dropped out of Uni to go back to working at a super market and live with her mummy (her best friend). What do you think of her?

Sounds like she had a run in with the unfriendly drd.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, PLEASE POST A.S.A.P: This girl Evon West just had a baby to her “boyfriend”. Its not even his, it’s mine and were having another one and he thinks its his too? It dont even look like him, its looks like me. ITS MY DAUGHTER. She works in a club in Hamilton, New Zealand named fire cats and is one of the most doable chicks there, i f*cked her so much, and this is been happening well over a year and he suspects no suchj thing the fat cow, so why is she with him? Do you think shes too hot for him too? He has my sloppy seconds. This is her and the fat, sloppy cow.

She looks way too comfortable around that tree….foreshadowing?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Cassidy Roiall from Auckland, New Zealand. She needs to be on this site so to warn everyone who thinks they can trust her. She sleeps with all her friends boyfriends and has multiple boyfriends at a time. She has a few kids all to different dads and doesn’t even look after them properly. She goes out nearly everyday on the search for drugs and looking for some random mans house to get high at. Her children have to stay with their grandmother because shes always too wasted to take care of them. She thinks shes sexy as hell because of the number of people that pay her for sex, but its actually because her prices are cheap. She even sleeps with these men in the same room as her sleeping children which is disgusting!! She is ugly as f*ck and needs to take her head out of her own *ss.

Her finger morphed from sticking it in her butt.  I decided.- nik