The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i would like to call this girl out on being a fake. I received a friend request from her on facebook and laughed as i browsed through her pictures. She claims her name is Markie Lasarow yet all her pics say “Dee Marie” and no one ever comments on her pictures or has real friends at that. Please help expose this sad girl who cant use her real pictures, so she can quit.

Cyber fail.  That dudes never gunna make any money off his profile.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is by far the nastiest girl I’ve ever seen, her name is Marisa Castillo, in high school she was the typical big girl that everyone talked about and tried to fit in. She’s the ghetto mexican chic, draws in the eye brows, dyes her hair blonde and thinks she hot sh*t. She posts on her facebook about sex and how shes rides d*ck good and recently is posting “twerking” videos basically her in granny panties bouncing her pillsbury roll *ss and legs and you can see her gut and everything. She has no class and no respect for herself, she adds random guys and asks them to comment on her pictures and posts and goes by the name of “Kinky” my friend said her pictures give her inspiration to never let herself go like that and why we go to the gym. They say that she has sex with any guy for money and im guessing that’s how she pay her bills because I know being a carhop isn’t exactly the high life and speaking of high she opening talks about smoking weed and posts pics of her with a blunt in her hand, do me a favor and send this fat h*e a wake up call for me, k thanks.

She photoshopped herself a wig in the first pic.  Also, big nails won’t scale you down.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creature here is known as Franccesca De Struct. It resides in Austin, tx and sleeps around with anyone it can to get it what it wants! It has a terrible attitude and is a mega B*TCH – it treats everyone like sh*t and has no real friends. It thinks of itself as amazing and attractive, but in reality no one wants to be around it. Not to mention, what is this thing? Terribly uncreative, Marilyn Manson wannabe. It needs to get out of Austin and everyones lives!

Nice rave gut.  A couple years in that scene and you could have a flap of your own, followed by stretch marks…hot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to talk to you about this piece of work named Gina. Now, a lot of people get on this site and refer to other females as “wh*res” simply to be insulting; but please make no mistake about this one. She truly is a wh*re and I’m not saying that to insult her but to expose her. She was a family friend and we all thought that she was just a stripper, until I discovered that she was quite a sl*t who likes to wreck homes. I always felt sorry for her, she tries so hard to be liked and needs and craves male attention to feel like she’s worth something. Poor thing, I used to think… until she started stealing my husband. He’s as much to blame for this, I’m aware and maybe we’ll talk about him another time. The point I’m trying to make here is I let this woman into my live and into my family’s lives too and she went behind my back and did everything in her power to get with my husband. I’m not saying he’s innocent, but like I said he’s a different topic for another day. She is a sick woman who has serious psychological issues. Daddy issues mainly, I presume, since she craves to sleep with anything that has a pen*s. She actually enjoys taking men from other woman, probably to feel like she’s better than us. The funny thing is, she was screwing my husband’s cousin at the same time… along with countless of other men who of course pay her for sex and some who don’t. She is unintelligent, lacks intellect, has zero vocabulary and to top it all off she has no business education which is relevant because she recently invested her entire savings (money that she got from disgusting things that she lets old perverted men do to her) on vending machines… Which, of course, aren’t doing so well since one can still find her most nights as a stripper who goes by “Rose” at a not so perfect 01 strip club in the north side of town.  In conclusion, I have a very special message for her. You are going nowhere in life. Everything that you have, you got the wrong way. There is no easy money. Your looks are not that great to start with, and they are only getting worse.

She looks like Gilbert Gottfried.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this cougar in her place? I called her a grandma, but she isn’t. No one wants to marry or have kids with this gym sl*t. Her name is Teresa Castle and she lives in the Lakeway/Bee Caves area. She tries to steal men that are taken. Claims she is an actress? But, her only professional photos look like they were taken 20 years ago (TRICKy, right?). She likes to stir the pot, or should say cauldron, with that witch nose of hers, and steal men. Ladies watch out for this WH*RE.

Not wearing pants won’t land you a man, only gregs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is Bianca. She is in a “relationship”, actually engaged now. But little does her fiance know she is sending dirty pictures of herself to guys she works with or anyone that will flirt with her. I have seen more pictures, but could not put them on The Dirty because this is not a porn site. Im all for sending pictures to your man, but 1. she is in “love” and 2. the guys she sends them to are not always single. Just thought she should learn her lesson and get put on blast. Dont hoe around anymore, Bianca. Karma is a bitch.

Yes you can, we’ll add hearts.  Her fiance needs to know what’s up…help save a life.- nik