She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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The San Marcos Clan
Posted in Austin | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THESE GUYS ARE SEEN AROUND MORE THAN THE TRIFECTA CLAN. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE IN SAN MARCOS AND AUSTIN TX. JOSH WITH THE SHADES ON THE LEFT THINKS HE IS THE COOLEST EVER. THE OTHER GUY JERRY IS LIKE 30 YEARS OLD AND STILL HASN’T GRADUATED. THERE THE SIGMA NU GROUP WHO THINKS THEY RUN SH*T EVERYWHERE THEY GO. AS FAR AS IVE SEEN THEY GET BOTTLES DOWNTOWN EVERYWHERE AND ACT LIKE THEY RUN THE BARS.
Wastes of air! These guys are definitely getting their hump on together.- nik
Texas’ Finest
Posted in Austin, Texas Tech, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jamie T from Texas Tech. She has a damn near perfect body, can you imagine what a set of +2’s would do for her? I think she’s the perfect brunette so I gotta ask, Would You??
Answer: no. She is not even close, thunder thighs, small head and has size 12 feet (mens size).
Last Attempt
Posted in Austin, Texas Tech, Would You? | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik this is my last attempt on finding you a brunnete, so let me know Would You?
Answer: no. It looks like she has a third nipple, smiles off and she has a beak.
Gaylord
Posted in Austin | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is how I found out my BF was gay. He took pictures of himself drag and failed to tell me he is at the least BI. I should have known when the only position he came in was as* or doggy style.
He’s not gay, his boyfriend is.- nik
Anyone Ever See These Guys With Girls
Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these juicing douche-bag wannabe guidos. They talk like they hook up with so many girls, and all their pictures look like these, i dont really see any chicks in their pics, has anyone ever seen them?
They look like they love giving each other protein.- nik
How Do You Feel About Red Heads
Posted in Austin, Would You? | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Tara M. who is a fair skinned tall and skinny lady. She is young and has personality and looks gorgeous. The only downside is her drug use. But thats something small to overlook when you look at her. .
How can you have personality without a soul…and what kinda bird has her color hair?? cause thats what she looks like.- nik
Can’t Deny This Dime Piece
Posted in Austin, San Antonio, Texas, The Dirty, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik I got a Dime that I already know you and every other swingin Di*k in the dirty army would love to smash (present company included)…her names Sarah Al***er…Met her the other week and Im def a big fan…she was actually pretty decent to talk to with as well ..funny/witty …so Nik would you?
Answer: Sarah and I know each other… she tried to sneak away from her boyfriend when I was in Austin hosting an event. I did not (fat arms).
Manwhore/Pedophile
Posted in Austin, Texas | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy is the biggest slut I know. He’s 23 years old and refuses to date anyone older than 18. In fact, the last girl he was screwing was 16 years old. Worst part about that is he has a daughter thats almost a year old. Definition of douchebag..
Its because noone his age would be stupid enough to raise his baby.- nik
Thanks For Leaving Austin
Posted in Austin, Los Angeles, Texas | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: I couldn’t decide between same-face or SGM. Shim kind has both of them going on….Anyway, this is the infamous sl*t bag bottle rat, Katheryan. I’m just glad she’s OUT OF AUSTIN….She recently relocated to LA from Austin, but I fear she’s not cool enough to hang out with the Cali scissor gang mafia. Nik, what do you think?
I think she needs to cut calories by 2000 a day if she wants to be accepted in LA.- nik
Lock Up Your Daughters
Posted in Austin, Dirty Craigslist, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ladies beware! this is Bryan Wh*ted from Pflugerville, Texas. I made the mistake of dating this douche bag and found out he was putting ads on craigslist to sleep with women. Before I confronted him about it, I looked through his phone to double check things and I found pictures of a naked 13 yr old girl AND pictures of other guys abs. Why would guys be sending him pictures of their chests? GROSS! Nik, this child molesting gym rat needs to be put on blast.
Are you that stupid? He does what every other psycho chick does (Amanda Roadmen) and texts fake pictures of another person claiming that it is him to lure the youth of America.- nik
