The Dark Rapist


The Dark Rapist

The Dark Rapist

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just can’t help but put this info up here. Goth kid, Tyler something with an M, is currently going through a rape trial brought on by the lovely, though a bit man-ish, Meaghan (dated Tim). This twat is a chinless, spineless, piece of sh*t. If he’s not stealing your e, he’s sniffing up your co*e. Or drinking you out of house and home. An alcoholic by the tender age of 15, he drinks until he blacks out every time. If the size of his nose is anything to warn you against his behavior, then be warned (he has a fcking huge cke nose). He’s been seen f*cking the chunky, yet cute-ish sociopath “Brandi aka Bones”, along with a handful of other random cm dumpsters: Ash the “gwenabe” is a “usual f*ck” though he busted his cock in her or some f*cked up sh*t. As far as I know he’s run off to the States to f*ck about with pathetic girls there at some toilet school. The rumour is that he raped a states girl as well. The stupid sloot for whatever reason never pressed charges. Last I heard he was trying to hook up with Bones, but she (amazingly) didn’t dig. It’s also rumoured he’s taken out his piercings so might be harder to spot. But if he loses this trial, just visit the county jail, or wherever it is rapist pieces of sh*t go.

Classic struggles with sexuality.  The fresher the meat the more boyish the treat.- nik

Mega Douche Musician


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA STRONG for many moons now! This pathetic excuse for a “human being”, Scott Andrews, thinks he can go around hopping into the beds anything with a pulse (including men). This fool is a walking disease and everyone in the Austin, Texas area needs to be warned to stay FAR, FAR away from this self proclaimed “musician”. Ladies and gentlemen, save yourself and your health and STAY AWAY from this scum. Keep up the good work, Nik!

Including men…especially men.  This guys dreams of broke-back mountain.- nik

Grade A Douchebag


Grade A D-Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Josh King. A grade-A dbag soldier. He has a girlfriend named Carrie Myers who likes to pretend like shes’ a lesbian. She ate out a girl because he wanted her to and they thought the girl “squirted” when she actually peed in Carrie’s Mouth. Josh videotaped it all and showed everyone at his work. They think their sh*t doesn’t stink. Josh has cheated on her over 10 times and she continues to get played. Josh is 33 years old but thinks he is still 21. Nik, put this dbag on blast so the whole world knows who he is.

A guy like this could only convince fat chicks to do something like that.  He videotaped the worst show ever.- nik

Nasty Army Wife


Nasty Army Wife

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Amanda Renee Hurts Williams. This fat b*tch thinks she can fight anyone and then go to jail and her daddy will bail her out of jail. She is married to a soldier, but everytime he is in the field, on tdy, or deployed, she gets drunk every night with her friends and f*cks different guys. She admitted to her cheating online and expected everyone to give her sympathy. And then turns around and says the only man she has ever been with is her husband. She thinks shes skinny and sexy. She has a 4 year old but he doesn’t live with her and her husband. She doesn’t have a job and she spends her husband’s money like its going to be taken away if she doesn’t. She buys herself extravagant things and sometimes buys a “present” for her husband. Not much of a present from her if he’s the one paying for it. Then she is surprised when she doesn’t get a thank you. She’s a dirty sl*t and needs to be put on blast.

That dudes not the baby daddy is he…looks like a chubby chaser.- nik

Crazy Erin Perry


Erin Perry

Erin Perry

Erin Perry

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this psycho b*tch is literally insane. She is uneducated, ignorant and trashy. She always has drama going on with so many people yet she is proud of the sh*tty human being she builds herself up to be. She thinks she’s tough but she’s just a big, fat p*ssy.

Paper warnings are useless these days, way to slap it on the internet.  DA strong.- nik

Hot Austin Babe


Hot Austin Babe

Hot Austin Babe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Grace she lives in ATX and she’s hot as f*ck. I see her and all her friends downtown all the time and her body is sick. I got a pic of her face that’s sexy and her body that’s sexy. If you wouldn’t i definitely would. Would you?

Answer: No, such a young age and her face is already starting to wrinkle.

Gorgeous Texas State Girl


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. So I went to Texas State University with Ale and she is baaaaasically my girl crush. I know you are ridiculously critical, but I think she is super beautiful and she has a great personality to match.  Ale always brightens up a room, loves to party, is down to earth, and is a total babe in my opinion! So I gotta ask, would you Nik?

Answer: No, her upper lip disgusts me.

Julia Bond Is NOT Sexy


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think my guy friends are obsessed with Julia Bond, since they saw her on “Jerry Springer”. This girl isn’t really pretty? Whats with the tattoo on her belly button, I’m kind of confused about why men would pay to see this girl have sex? She’s definitely a Porta Potty too. She has a daughter, and she still does all these things.. Please help me understand what makes Julia Bond sexy!

What ever happened to EVE?- nik

The Slore Of The Decade


The Whore of the Decade

The Whore of the Decade

The Whore of the Decade

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stupid sloot is completely pathetic. Her name is Kourtni Mason and she is the biggest DRD infested sloot destroying Austin that i know bro, every since she was in high school she has constantly slept around with every dude she has came in contact with, like getting rammed on a couch at a party in which everyone walked in and didn’t even stop. I mean she totally doesn’t care about her friends Boyfriends due to the way she has slept with at least 5 of them in 6 months. She always talks sh*t on every girl she looks at due to her own jealousy because she looks like a rat. She literally got so trashed one night and passed out on the street after getting gutbusted by some Rando dude. Her friends all truly hate her and cant stand being around her ever so they totally ignore her 24/7 and laugh her slootness behind her back. She had to leave her hometown Beaumont because she already ran through so many dudes and some girls that she couldn’t stay because of the drama and went to Austin. Nik put this sloot on blast because she is a poor excuse of a human being.

With that pit stain on her back I know she’s in need of severe odor control.- nik

Crazy Sloot In Austin


Crazy ho in Austin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is a serial player here in Austin. She cheated on her boyfriend of 3 years with me (and who knows who else) and also cheated on her cop boyfriend a couple years ago with a friend-of-a-friend. When said friend got arrested he asked the arresting officers to let Brian [redacted] know he f*cked his girl and they said “Who hasnt?”. She’s bad news, Austin. Says the same thing to multiple guys for years like “I’m not like other girls” and when you fuck the first time you meet her will tell you it’s the best sex of her life! BE VERY, VERY AFRAID, DUDES OF AUSTIN!

Cheating is never the answer.- nik