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Liza Marie Nix

December 19, 2014 Austin, San Antonio 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay where to start with this undercover whore Liza? Let’s start off with saying she is a lying manipulative skank. She is 37 with four kids and no job but constantly is giving her teenage kids a hard time about a job and respect! How can they respect someone who does nothing respectable? She is such a horrible mother she is worried about who is the next guy that\’s gonna dick her down and take care of her. Her grandma pays hers bills every month and she sells pussy to have a little extra money! I believe she work at a stripclub in S.A. Perfect ten or Ricks so she won’t run into anybody she knows in austin. She is such a dirty skank fellas if you have a lil money to blow here is a whore who is willing to uck you for that cash married or not! Oh and threesomes are an option,she has plenty of alcoholic friends! FYI guys she is an emotional wreck so beware. She thinks her shit does’t stink and needs a reality check .

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Silly Sarah

December 15, 2014 Austin, Dallas 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Sarah Fedoryczuk the girl i am in love with that doesn’t pay any attention to me. She dates this fcking loser who doesn’t give a fck about her. They broke up for a little and i asked her why and she said “he doesn’t care about me enough to be with me” then he wants her back and she runs right back to him . If he doesn’t care about her WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM especially when i would live and breath for her. I want her to dump the fag and tell her how i feel but i dont know how. What do i do? And would you?

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Jen Wilke Is Blowing Up

December 15, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with this months FHM cover and last months feature in FHM Mexico, Jen has made it. Haters can hate but she is doing big things… Admit it guys, you were wrong about her all this time!!!

I thought FHM shut down in America?- nik

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Katherine Arsenault Jarvis – Natalia Knaj

December 12, 2014 Austin 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Katherine Arsenault Jarvis or Katie (Natalia Knaj) is as fake as a $3 bill but MUCH more ridiculous. Since she’s so big on promoting this preposterous image of an aspiring old model on the internet, we’ve no problem setting this record straight. EVERYTHING THAT FLIES OUT OF HER MOUTH IS A LIE! It’s almost hysterical what she tries to convince people of. She hates working blaming her modeling “career” & collects disability blaming her supposed PTSD. She CLAIMS she’s been raped at a very young age. She TRIES to come across as independent, a go-getter & someone who’s beaten the odds & faced atrocities. Now for the facts: she’s managed to alienate herself from family/friends-EVERYONE who’s TRIED to help her,(usually right after they sense that she’s seriously imbalanced). She hasn’t faced 1 damn atrocity;if she’s found out, she bounces her flabby tummy to someone who doesn’t know her, just to do it all again. She sponges off people for drugs & places to live (usually right after someone’s kicked her out of a previous place). She’s a lot of things but independent isn’t 1 of them & she warms up to MANY strange men WITHOUT PTSD standing in her way! She’s (so far) managed to go through life, without someone bashing her right in her repulsive face! She can go from filthy hog to victim in seconds, once 1 has figured her out. You’d think she’d be a better manipulator by now. We wish her a prosperous modeling career-preferably in bikinis….for those needing to control their appetite.

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Thinks She’s a Model

December 1, 2014 Austin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This little piece of inbred trash is from Austin, TX. A fake wanna be “420″ model with a nasty mouth and a habit for blowing boys for drugs. She will sleep with anything that walks. She and her bullshit boyfriend think they won Austin. He\’s a former fat tuba player. Cool guy right? Anyways steer clear of this little gem. Shes a psychotic turbo twat that needs to be put in her place. What do you think? Model material? Or nah? Sunshine

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Donnie Joseph Is An Abuser And Womanizer

November 28, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 44


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his name is Donnie Joseph. He plays minor league baseball, but goes around throwing money around like hes got money. His money is gone. He went up to the big leagues and did horrible so hes back in the minors. He dated my friend and no one can understand how women in Austin don’t hear stories about him and warn other girls. Hes absolutely off his rocker and has a new girl every week. He is a controlling scary person though and has the potential to really hurt someone. My friend and I looked up his arrest record and are shocked he doesn’t have one yet. The worst part is he claims to be this good Christian guy and even has scripture tatted on his arm but he is the antichrist. On the baseball blogs for girlfriends his bad comments he get always end up coming down. He must stay up on those requesting stuff be taken down. All women deserve the right to know who he really is.

Every gut counts.- nik


Warning Ladies About This MLB Loser

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Jen Wilke Is Engaged To Her GoPro Greg Hale

November 22, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 211


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, to the sadness of her fans Jen Wilke posted the news that after secretly being with her manager/boyfriend Greg Hale, they got engaged and are immediately getting married.  They are going on a 4 month honeymoon/photo shoot excursion across the globe. This marriage is destined to be as successful as the Titanic.

Why does this person talk like she is famous? Nobody cares about Jen Wilke.- nik

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Brandon the scummy degenerate

November 20, 2014 Austin 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brandon Livingston was born in January 1977 in Ohio. He is a vagabond who makes a career as a lab rat in various states. Currently in Texas. He is goes from state to state doing so because he is in trouble for stalking and harassment of various women and men. He smokes crack, steals,rapes women and has a bastard child of mixed race.

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