THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so this is Krista Mckinnley. She is the biggest, nastiest, crustiest sl*t you will meet. She f*cks anything she can especially men that are taken. At one point I thought she was my friend until she f*cked my boyfriend. Anywho between her stretch marks, huge nose, disgusting teeth, and  sagging tits… her vagina is three miles wide. Her other babydaddy is locked up for kidnapping and torture. Please people don’t get sucked into her gaping v*gina.

Is that a greg popsicle…her friends know her to well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl in the picture is Nicky Pierce the guy with her is her husband who its stationed in Fort Hood. The other guy is Jake Knack a friend of the 2. Nicky spent the last 2 weeks with Jake and then they came up to Buffalo where they grew up for Jakes bday. I ended up at his party bc Jake and I had been talking for a couple of months and I was supposed to go to his military ball. Well long story short I left the party because every time I turned around the two of then were making out or grinding on each other. They both disappeared for a long period of time after he started paying more attention to me because she dragged him away. Does she not remember shes married? I hope her husband or one of his friends sees this post and puts her on blast. There were plenty of people at that party that saw this all happen and they know her husband so he can ask them. I didn’t get a pic of them together because I was so mad I didn’t really think about it. I don’t get it Nik whats the point to marriage when there are people who blatantly dishonor their vows?

Money + a place to stay.  Army guys are easy pickings for gold diggers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo, so this is monkey man. I see this guy ALL over my facebook. I’m not even friends with him and I see this idiot on my news feed every day running around Austin. I don’t know what is more pathetic, him or the idiot girls that he runs into/takes pics with. He is 50 and obviously looks like a monkey. He seems to think that taking pics with any girl half his age seems to make him look cool. Put this trout on blast please!

Yoda’s hairline is amazing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i would like to call this girl out on being a fake. I received a friend request from her on facebook and laughed as i browsed through her pictures. She claims her name is Markie Lasarow yet all her pics say “Dee Marie” and no one ever comments on her pictures or has real friends at that. Please help expose this sad girl who cant use her real pictures, so she can quit.

Cyber fail.  That dudes never gunna make any money off his profile.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright, so Nik I’ve been following your site ever since you appeared on Dr. Phil, and I gotta say I’m already I die hard fan. I’ve seen a lot of girlies posted up on here, but this girl here takes the cake. She’s one of the nastiest girls slooting it up here in Austin, wearing bras and panties and tutus and basically bending over for anyone. She may seem nice, but that’s just because she’s stupid. Even in high school this girl had no boundaries or morals, stealing boys left and right and not giving a f#ck. Now that she’s out in the real world, she’s making an honest living as a stripper at the Yellow Rose. At least she got some +2s so her body makes up for her nasty @ss beaver face. Nik, this girl seriously needs to be brought down a notch, PUT HER ON BLAST!

I can’t wait to come back to Austin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is by far the nastiest girl I’ve ever seen, her name is Marisa Castillo, in high school she was the typical big girl that everyone talked about and tried to fit in. She’s the ghetto mexican chic, draws in the eye brows, dyes her hair blonde and thinks she hot sh*t. She posts on her facebook about sex and how shes rides d*ck good and recently is posting “twerking” videos basically her in granny panties bouncing her pillsbury roll *ss and legs and you can see her gut and everything. She has no class and no respect for herself, she adds random guys and asks them to comment on her pictures and posts and goes by the name of “Kinky” my friend said her pictures give her inspiration to never let herself go like that and why we go to the gym. They say that she has sex with any guy for money and im guessing that’s how she pay her bills because I know being a carhop isn’t exactly the high life and speaking of high she opening talks about smoking weed and posts pics of her with a blunt in her hand, do me a favor and send this fat h*e a wake up call for me, k thanks.

She photoshopped herself a wig in the first pic.  Also, big nails won’t scale you down.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creature here is known as Franccesca De Struct. It resides in Austin, tx and sleeps around with anyone it can to get it what it wants! It has a terrible attitude and is a mega B*TCH – it treats everyone like sh*t and has no real friends. It thinks of itself as amazing and attractive, but in reality no one wants to be around it. Not to mention, what is this thing? Terribly uncreative, Marilyn Manson wannabe. It needs to get out of Austin and everyones lives!

Nice rave gut.  A couple years in that scene and you could have a flap of your own, followed by stretch marks…hot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl claims to be Alyssa Lewis and a grand daughter to a billionaire.  I don’t really believe her and a few people are skeptical, I wanted to see if the DA knew anything.  And Nik, when the f*ck you coming back to Austin?

Looks like she has pink eye so I would stay away.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has got to be one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.  I swear this guy is setting someone up for a murder-suicide if I knew any better.  What do you think?

You can tell by his shoulder movements that he is touching himself.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to talk to you about this piece of work named Gina. Now, a lot of people get on this site and refer to other females as “wh*res” simply to be insulting; but please make no mistake about this one. She truly is a wh*re and I’m not saying that to insult her but to expose her. She was a family friend and we all thought that she was just a stripper, until I discovered that she was quite a sl*t who likes to wreck homes. I always felt sorry for her, she tries so hard to be liked and needs and craves male attention to feel like she’s worth something. Poor thing, I used to think… until she started stealing my husband. He’s as much to blame for this, I’m aware and maybe we’ll talk about him another time. The point I’m trying to make here is I let this woman into my live and into my family’s lives too and she went behind my back and did everything in her power to get with my husband. I’m not saying he’s innocent, but like I said he’s a different topic for another day. She is a sick woman who has serious psychological issues. Daddy issues mainly, I presume, since she craves to sleep with anything that has a pen*s. She actually enjoys taking men from other woman, probably to feel like she’s better than us. The funny thing is, she was screwing my husband’s cousin at the same time… along with countless of other men who of course pay her for sex and some who don’t. She is unintelligent, lacks intellect, has zero vocabulary and to top it all off she has no business education which is relevant because she recently invested her entire savings (money that she got from disgusting things that she lets old perverted men do to her) on vending machines… Which, of course, aren’t doing so well since one can still find her most nights as a stripper who goes by “Rose” at a not so perfect 01 strip club in the north side of town.  In conclusion, I have a very special message for her. You are going nowhere in life. Everything that you have, you got the wrong way. There is no easy money. Your looks are not that great to start with, and they are only getting worse.

She looks like Gilbert Gottfried.- nik