Someone Please Pop Jen Wilkes Giant Ego

October 28, 2013 Austin, Hollywood 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone has to burst Jen Wilkes bubble and help her come down to earth. She is a facebook model who won Miss Social Network and Playboy Miss Social and has found a little success as a background extra in NBC’s The Revolution where ironically she plays a heroin addicted prostitute. She is charging $45 for a $5 dollar poster with her signature on it. She used to be such a nice girl and in the past year has turned into a product of the internet modeling game. She has no time for her fans anymore and we are the ones who made her who she is today. It’s really upsetting that she can just forget about all the support we have given her and now wants us to pay a way over blown charge for a poster. Why do girls like this think that they can play us all. She is 30 years old and just starting in the industry. Poor girl is going to flop soon. She still lives at her parents house and has a sugar daddy named Greg Hale footing her bill for her career. She has even changed her girl next door look that we all loved her for. Total sell out. SO disgusting =( As a fellow female model I hope other girls don’t follow this trend she is making us all look bad. She is stuck up and forgot where she came from. She doesn’t even have time for her personal “friends” anymore.

Fans? You mean the ones that blow wind in your face.- nik

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Dead Beat Mother Capital

October 22, 2013 Austin, Corpus Christi 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: I swear Corpus Christi is the dead beat mother capital of the world ! What is up with all these slutty women who don’t have custody of their own kids ! The red head claims her X beat the system and she nows pays her whole paycheck to him …. BS trash tell the truth ! you wanted to hoe it up around CC and you can’t bring in new sugar daddy’s with 3 kids in tow ! And you don’t pay shit for your kid ! But your nails and hair are always done! Sad excuse for a mother ! All 3 of you!

’2 for 1′ nights are those guys best chances at getting laid.  Just saying.- nik

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Babysitter For a Low Life

October 21, 2013 Austin, Cougars, Texas 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: My brother-in-law has a rap sheet a mile long, esp w/drugs. So what does he do? He marries wife #1 and uses her for room and board while he becomes a chemist at UT…recipe for disaster. I know him, I begged my husband to through his disgusting ass out. This is how he ended up moving in with wife number 1 since he knows how to turn on the charm. After he gets his degree (no he is not dumb) he needs to dump nice girl and find the slut he really has been dreaming of. So he dumps the pretty Christian girl who would do anything for him and finds the porn star of his dreams. She dresses so slutty I don’t want my pre-teen sons around her. She looks like a common whore. Even her wedding dress was an embarrassment. The first wife tried to keep his interest, but most of the time he prefers whacking off in front of the computer. Enter second wife, much older and tougher, but she can afford to pay all his bills since he can’t seem to keep a job, between his attitude and his criminal record.
I have a feeling wife #2 will be back out on the market in Austin quite soon. Chances are he will be looking for sugar momma #3 soon. She loves doing things like mud running and drinking. He loves drinking and any drug he can get a hold of, but he can be very good at hiding it. I think she (Mony) short for Monica Garcia Valdez Helgesen, I guess she is on husband number 3. As soon as she finds out how bad he is, she will probably have to be looking for a fourth last name.

I don’t understand how people wife up living on a couch, or who’d want to.- nik

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Trish Mighty Mouse

October 16, 2013 Austin 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tristan AKA Trish is an unfit whore of a mother. She has 3 kids 3 diff bby ddys and yet prego from the 4th. She leaves her kids with just about any one just to keep those dick sucking teeth in line. She also had her daughter molested and yet still leaves her with any one. She was my ex best friend untill she broke the best friend code and slept with my boy friend. She’s a slut tramp section8, welfare EBT whore. We where friends for years but she does not know how to back off. She claims females hate on her. No females dont hate on that nasty ass face & teeth of hers. She’s just a whore who can’t keep off other females mans more less her so called friends man & bby ddys. She had even admitted to sleeping with another friend of hers boy friend. She needs to be exposed and put in the zoo with that ugly face of hers.

Easy on the eyeliner, you’re scaring your kids.- nik

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All Natural

October 4, 2013 Austin 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, so this girls name is Candice and she is new to Austin I have seen her working at one of our local bars and although she comes off b*tchy she is really beautiful and she looks all completely all natural. We are about to go back in to that bar next week and I was just seeing your thoughts before I try and make any moves.

Answer: Yes, just wearing a heavily padded bra.

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Local Bar Douche

September 25, 2013 Austin 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trash trolls the Austin downtown scene on weekends looking for someone to play with his hoe girlfriend. By the looks of him he can’t handle her so he has to pawn her on other guys. Let the world know this loser is not as cool as he thinks he is.

This pawning is in hopes of enticing a threesome, with the dude.  I decided.- nik

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Homewrecker Christina

September 25, 2013 Austin 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Christina aka homewrecker so Christina knew I was dating Keke Mays and still talked to her while Christina had a girlfriend Keke cheated on me but never told me. So January I left keke and she BEGGED for me back I moved on and started to talk to someone knew that’s when keke got the person number i was talking to and told them all lies well lets say keke killed that for me! So April comes around keke and I started to talk again and things was going good until i find out keke is dating christian to sum things up i went and did my own thing ended up getting prego keke saying she wanted to join my family but is still messing with christina. Christina and her bestfriend threaten to kill my baby and jump me sloppy hoes huh? while keke would text me and tell me she missed me

That leopard print should be traded in for large black and white spots.- nik

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Fort Hood’s Dirty Army

September 23, 2013 Austin, Marine Corps 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Jason Lundquist. He’s a what wed call the Dirty Army strong. 25 year old dirty army boy cheats on his wife like no other. and who does he cheat on her with? His own soldiers you could say. He conned his hot ass wife into thinking he gave two shits about her when he was stationed in germany while fuking around. But its okay right Nik? looks will fail. See mister lundquist thinks hes god gift thinks hes the hottest thing to walk this earth. He’s crazy! talks shit to anyone and everyone thinks he can beat any guys ass. Hes just a shit talker who cant back up his shit. I feel bad for his wife who sits at home thinking hes faithful. I guess craziness runs in there family. Hes nothing but a dirty guy who lies and cheats and steals. I think everyone should know about it . WATCH OUT FORT HOOD! hell lie to you for anything to get in your pants!. Hide your wife! Hide your kids this fool wil do whatever it takes to sexually satisfy himself. What do you think Nik?

Anyone that open to showing off their hindside is for the gays.- nik

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