Austin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 10

Unfit Toni Morado

March 20, 2014 Austin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this animal is name Toni morado you can’t really tell if she’s a guy or girl, she likes to claim she’s a good mother and is constantly saying she misses her two kids that got token away from her cuz she don’t know how to watch over them she spends all night working at different strip clubs and fckn different guys for money she says she “independent” but thats no way to live life with a job like that get real sweety your a slut, she meets different guys and instantly falls in love the use her then leave her so she always posting status about how they leave and when will she meet a real man like if anyone wants this dog. Maybe if you didn’t spend your whole day sleeping, eatin, and actully took a shower you’d find a good man not no wanna be thugs, and instead of going to clubs and Austin with your hoe friends you should visit kids for once cuz every time you have an appointment to see them you make an excuse when you should be makin excuse to your friends instead but then that just goes to show you who really matter to you..

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Jen Wilke Actually Has Fans

March 19, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, what do you think about models and wish lists?  Girls being spoiled by their “fans” to get what ever they want. Remember the days when girls had to actually spread their legs to get gifts? Jen Wilke is back doing her buy me something and I will shoot in it scam which last year I fell for and never saw my gift in any photo shoots. The other day she posted on her page “Wouldn’t I look cute in this” and with in 3 days received over $1000 in “gifts” for doing what?  Nothing! People all over the country are starving living on the streets begging for change so they can eat and stay warm while this girl just has to post on facebook to get a new wardrobe. It makes me sick. What is wrong with people out there. Who spends money on people they don’t know and what do they get out of it. A picture dedicated to them? Some people live really sad lives. Where is her sugar daddy when she needs him? This girl used to post sob stories about her and how poor her family is and now all she does is post pictures and updates for expensive locations. The online modeling scene is very profitable if you know how to hustle your fans and this girl is very good at what she does. I will not be impressed though until she has guys buying her a face lift and new boobs. When will this girl learn that if you can’t support your clothing obsession on your own then maybe you need to find a better paying line of work. Maybe try escorting or posing naked and you can buy all this stuff on your own. She has her supporters eating out of her money hungry hands and even got them to buy parts for her brothers car. Her fans need to wake up and smell the roses instead of sending her bouquets of material possessions.

I don’t get it… she’s not even hot. 4.8892729 at best.- nik

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Needs To Be Institutionalized

March 15, 2014 Austin 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jennifer Catcott. Isnt she just damn beautiful? In an 80 year old man with hair kind of way. Bitch needs anger management and therapy but even that wouldnt fix her chemical imbalances. Her fb work status is- teaches Sexy, not Slutty 101, If thats not the most hypocritical thing ive ever heard. Since when is going out to raves and rolling tits wearing literally ZERO pants and working at Headhunterz sexy and not slutty? She “raps”. She treats her family and friends like shit & is insanely jealous of every other female out there. Calling people fat is her favorite form of insult. HAH. She started out as a pudgy lesbian who lost 5 whole pounds being a drug addict and now things she is the hottest thing to walk this earth. She has no doubt that she can pull any man. Saying shes a drama queen is the understatement of the year, if shes upset everyone in a 5 mile radius will know. She has tucked and rolled out of cars on many occasions to avoid any conversation, breaking bones twice. She will talk all this hot shit about fighting your mom and then puss out and hide behind her f*ck buddies. She weasels her way into relationships only for the dude to find out how annoying her constant baby talk and temper tantrums are. She blames her crazy on a boy who, to no surprise, she still f*cks on the reg! Being a booty call and letting him f*ck her on random peoples floors must really boost her confidence. She preaches class but lets any and all gregs slip right in her loose cooch. Dont be her friend, she’ll show up at your house at 4 a.m. screaming and banging her head in your front door saying PLEASE LOVE ME!. made a false police report saying 4 men “disintegrated her tires” to pull her car over then beat the living sh*t out of her for no reason. But no she tried to hustle drugs and lost. Then, after literally having the dog shit beat out of her, she went straight to her junkie dildo loving boyfriend’s and took more drugs instead of straight to the hospital? Compulsive liar. Word of advice, STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR SH*T DONT STINK. Get off your high horse until you learn not to open your legs to every dude who passes you by. Here is your wake up call Jenna, stop treating people like sh*t. Do you know why people dont take you seriously? Its because you are the fakest of the fake and we all see right through it. If you dont want your dirty laundry aired, how about washing that shit in the first place! Youre like every other wanna be hipster/raver/slut/thing. I hope you read this, realize how crazy you sound on paper, and make some real changes cause you are unbearable. Sketchball Jenna is the most amazing, humble, and enlightened person in the universe, is better than you, has better tattoos than you, and loves herself. do you love her and her set of dentures Nik?

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What A Loser

March 10, 2014 Austin 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude tries to play pretend that he is straight but in reality he is gay and likes to f*** guys for weed and get on Grindr and talk to guys on there but gets paranoid when he sends a picture out his number n has a small dick lives off of clark n rigsby southeast side…what else should i say this guy! Oh hes a one minute man n is a bttm i guesa bottoms up for weed lol.

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Keyboard Warrior

March 5, 2014 Austin 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Im just sick of this fat nasty black whore going around posting innocent on the dirty, when she in fact is the dirty one !!! This fat party pig has contracted drd and drd at a young age , watch your back cause when this chick isnt on her bi-polar meds and anti psychotics shesa raging fat bull who will call cfs on anybody for no reason . This retarded dumb fuck cant even hold a job for more then one pay check !! She runs her big fat mouth all over facebook this cockroach thrives off drama , yet when you see this cum dumpster she acts like your best friend , internet warrior but face to face this bitch is shaken and cant say shit !! She goes by the name of KYETTA FONTAINE . She used to fuck her step dad for pillz and weed and when he stopped giving them to her , she cried rape ! She goes around calling her own damily down yet who helped her when her own pathetic mother couldnt even feed her children , she thinks shes so goergous yet her pussy is just used up diseased and so used up its dry people need to know the truth about this disgusting back alley scally !!!!

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Psycho Stalker

February 27, 2014 Austin 518

THE DIRTY ARMY: This scum bag would take all your money and run. He lures women into his trap and when he is done conning them for money he then moves onto the next. He lies about having a job but he does not and is on hand outs. Lives in the ghettos of Killeen. Drinks heavily , sleeps around and his only friend is his mother. His whole family is corrupted and drunks. He is a one minute man in bed. No one should waste their time with this this maniac. He loves under age girls. He has a fetish for children. He will steal your money and never give it back. He fcks without protection and has a bunch of sexual di**ases. His name mitchell andrew mimms and his mother is his gf.

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Gym Sloot

February 21, 2014 Austin 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: friend from gym got this from one of the usual needy gym sluts … but who is she ?

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What Do You Think

February 18, 2014 Austin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: This bitch thinks her shit dont stink to anyone, her and her best friend stormie are the drug whores of texas. Will do anything and i mean anything, to get some drugs. Would you Nik?

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