Stealth Sloots

February 14, 2014 Austin, Texas 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you NIK?? It all started when I got three messages on my work phone from some guy saying Jackie, this drama queen I dated was in a lot of legal trouble. So out of the kindness of my heart I returned the call only to find out that he has gone nutzo..just like every other guy she’s hopped into bed with. After picking up the tab and allowing this two timing floozy hooker to live with me, she got locked up for her 2nd DUI and while she was locked up, I found out she had stolen 2 grand from me…Help me put this played out prosti on blast.

Who’da seen that coming…- nik

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Jen Wilke Returns To Hollywood With Her Sugar Daddy Greg Hale

January 27, 2014 Austin, Hollywood, The Dirty 54

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Austin’s new playmate hopeful Jen Wilke recently returned to LA with her secret sugar daddy boyfriend agent Greg Hale last week to do some shoots for her portfolio about 1 year from the first time they went with each other. They are very secretive about their association but a slip up post from Jessica Vaugn shows a picture of Jen Wilke in the background. There are no pictures of Jen and Greg together but tons of Jen and Jessica and Jessica and Greg. You will notice that Jessica is wearing the same clothes in the pictures with her and with Greg Hale. You will also see a picture of Jen in the background. Why no pictures of Greg Hale and Jen Wilke together? Why do they hide their association with each other? Greg Hale is responsible for taking Jen Wilke away from her fan base and cutting ties with many people that helped her along the way. Although he has helped her gain attention from people in the industry he destroyed her reputation with her loyal and dedicated fans. Now that she is finding success on television and shooting with popular photographers on Greg Hales dime she no longer needs the fans who helped her win her contests and build her online reputation for the last few years. Nik my question is when will girls realize burning bridges for a taste of success is no way to go.

I love your detective work.- nik

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Rich Is Not Rich

January 19, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alaric “Rich” Richard who lives in Austin, Texas. “Rich” as he calls himself is in his early thirties and likes to envision himself as a self made man who is on his way to building his “global conglomerate” as he likes to repeatedly inform people.”I’m an idea guy”. “Rich” is currently unemployed and at 30 something doesn’t even have a place to call his own… .just a rented room that he can barely pay for. He waits tables but can’t keep a job more than a couple of months due to the fact that he can’t admit he knows nothing asides from what he googles on his 500 dollar phone. He likes to envision himself as a entrepreneur and all around knowledgeable guy who is setting up his “empire”.  He likes to creep the malls and high end stores in a black an white suit so he feels “important” his words not mine…. truth is the suit he wears out everyday is his work clothes from Perry’s Steakhouse. He lasted two months at that job until they realized he is a compulsive liar and they canned him at Christmas because of complaints from customers he was creeping out.

That’s a nice suit Jamie Fox… I’ll take a side of fries and no onions on the hamburger.- nik

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Cedar Park Trollop

January 9, 2014 Austin 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this dirty hobag sleeping her way through Cedar Park. Bitch wants to act like you’ve got a thing going on, tells you all the right things, and out of nowhere she’s on to the next guy. Got knocked up by one a few years ago, now brings dudes back to her parents house to bone! Fucking outta control these dirty skanks up here… gotta stay south of the river! Keep an eye out for old danielle_tab and RUN THE OTHER WAY!!

Hi, I’m reality.  Nice to meet you.- nik

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Austinite Michelle Is Perfect

January 8, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 64


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Michelle here is adorable.  Great face, great body. I can’t find anything wrong with her! Find something Nik, before I go crazy.  Austin, Texas is where its at, we have the hottest girls on this continent.

Austin doesn’t have hot chicks. They just have normal looking girls who don’t eat pizza (like Michelle whose belly smile is scary).- nik

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Brandi Gurule Is At It Again – NSFW Images

January 6, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 70


THE DIRTY ARMY: NikBrandi Gurule is listed as “engaged” to the famous Heather Healy aka Turbo, Brandi is sending nudes all over Austin.  Also, I need to mention that Brandi’s ex-boyfriend from Waco allegedly has a possible life ending DRD.  You know, the one that the famous basketball player had.

Aren’t all DRD’s life ending and what is with the tennis balls? Brandi, it’s common knowledge that you get a nose job before +2′s.- nik

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Gay for Pay

January 3, 2014 Austin 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Dustin Kiser, the biggest user I’ve met in my entire life. I haven’t been a victim of his schemes and lies but I know someone that has. He lies about being in the Army. The dude couldn’t cut being in the National Guard and doesn’t have a high school diploma! He has a child he doesn’t take care of or support but wants others to support him. He’s current source of income is being a dancer at ‘high end’ clubs. News flash kid you’re 19 and you’re taking your pants off at gay clubs in Austin when they have strip contests. Nothing high end about that. Dude can only get dudes to buy him things and support his drug habit so he’s decided to be gay for pay.He’ll take it up the ass for whatever drugs you’ve got in your pocket but be careful not to fall asleep, he’ll steal all your money and booze. Don’t waste your time, drugs or money on this butterface loser.

Better look for a real career before your straightening balls for a living.- nik

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Meet Shelbii Burch

December 28, 2013 Austin, The Dirty 96

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this lady grew up in the Detroit metro area and has a reputation for being a bipolar drunken mess and a spoiled brat. I seen her around my high school but never talked to her. I think she is really pretty I’m the face do you agree? However about 5 years ago she moved to Texas and blows up everyone’s Facebook newsfeed of food pics from her sugar daddy dates and if its not that she’s whining about being depressed and broke or asking people to come up to the local strip club Ricks that she’s a “waitress” at.  She’s really annoying and has nothing going for her whatsoever and probably hasn’t seen her two year old son on at least 6 months.

Why is she showing her teeth?- nik

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