THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jennifer Catcott. Isnt she just damn beautiful? In an 80 year old man with hair kind of way. Bitch needs anger management and therapy but even that wouldnt fix her chemical imbalances. Her fb work status is- teaches Sexy, not Slutty 101, If thats not the most hypocritical thing ive ever heard. Since when is going out to raves and rolling tits wearing literally ZERO pants and working at Headhunterz sexy and not slutty? She “raps”. She treats her family and friends like shit & is insanely jealous of every other female out there. Calling people fat is her favorite form of insult. HAH. She started out as a pudgy lesbian who lost 5 whole pounds being a drug addict and now things she is the hottest thing to walk this earth. She has no doubt that she can pull any man. Saying shes a drama queen is the understatement of the year, if shes upset everyone in a 5 mile radius will know. She has tucked and rolled out of cars on many occasions to avoid any conversation, breaking bones twice. She will talk all this hot shit about fighting your mom and then puss out and hide behind her f*ck buddies. She weasels her way into relationships only for the dude to find out how annoying her constant baby talk and temper tantrums are. She blames her crazy on a boy who, to no surprise, she still f*cks on the reg! Being a booty call and letting him f*ck her on random peoples floors must really boost her confidence. She preaches class but lets any and all gregs slip right in her loose cooch. Dont be her friend, she’ll show up at your house at 4 a.m. screaming and banging her head in your front door saying PLEASE LOVE ME!. made a false police report saying 4 men “disintegrated her tires” to pull her car over then beat the living sh*t out of her for no reason. But no she tried to hustle drugs and lost. Then, after literally having the dog shit beat out of her, she went straight to her junkie dildo loving boyfriend’s and took more drugs instead of straight to the hospital? Compulsive liar. Word of advice, STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR SH*T DONT STINK. Get off your high horse until you learn not to open your legs to every dude who passes you by. Here is your wake up call Jenna, stop treating people like sh*t. Do you know why people dont take you seriously? Its because you are the fakest of the fake and we all see right through it. If you dont want your dirty laundry aired, how about washing that shit in the first place! Youre like every other wanna be hipster/raver/slut/thing. I hope you read this, realize how crazy you sound on paper, and make some real changes cause you are unbearable. Sketchball Jenna is the most amazing, humble, and enlightened person in the universe, is better than you, has better tattoos than you, and loves herself. do you love her and her set of dentures Nik?