Bobby Zabala – ConArtist

July 15, 2014 Austin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Stay away!! He was in the Army for 17 yrs &claims to have been injured while he was in Afghanistan and was able to con the Army into believing it and gets a disability pension!!! Hes been married 4 times & cheated on all of them! Hes cheated on every single woman he has ever been with. He says everything right, he has had alot of practice being a con-artist! He is a smooth talker that makes you believe he has been the victim to all the women in his past. After you trust him he will take every dime you have & steal everything out of your house while you arent home. He has done this to TWO of his wives- one of them was in the hospital with serious complications in her pregnancy with his kid when he stole all the money and emptied their house, his last wife was at work while he and his douchebag adult kids emptied their house & their bank account. His own family has nothing to do with him. Bobby claims it is because they dont agree with him being in the Army but that is complete BS. His family disowned him because he stole money from them all, He lied to the police and said drugs that were found in his house belonged to HIS DAD. His Dad was arrested and served time for it, Bobby tried to burn his sisters house down with her and her newborn son inside because she “Bowed Up” to him when he brought a prostitute into her home!! Hes addicted to porn & drinks a case of beer a day!! If you see him RUN FAST, KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THIS ABUSER!!!!

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Cheating Baldwin

July 6, 2014 Austin 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mr. Jack Baldwin here has been living a double live, for the past 8 years. He started off with his first Girlfriend dating her for 2 years, then decided since they were having problems he would find another girl that would take care of the loneliness. He began dating his second Girlfriend while he was clearly still in a relationship with the first girl. Both did not know about each other until 5 years later. When the second girlfriend began digging around and found the first girlfriend living in Austin with him. Unbeknownst to her she was still living with him to. He has played everyone in Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, and even Mississippi. He gets around….and as he likes to say I have my people and my ways…His ways were two different ladies stupidly giving him money to go back and forth between the two of them. He is broke with no job he can keep longer then a couple of months. He lies to everyone about business successes he clearly does not have or ever had.

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Everythings Bigger in Texas

July 2, 2014 Arlington, Austin, Texas 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is one of texas’ biggest hoes! Well known for escorting and calling it ‘self employed’! she has absolutely no shame in showing her nasty sweaty clam around texas, and to make matters worse, shes being pimped out by some lesbian crossbred mutant (Jackie chan/miley cyrus) who refers to robyn as baby mama’. She cant dance, what she calls dancing just really looks like a troublesome 3 legged dog in heat trying to walk. And get this, she ‘claims’ to have just gotten out of rehab a few months back for being addicted to pills. shes just an attention whore, and overall a loosey goosey. PUT THIS HOE ON BLAST NICK! BTW..HER SISTER HAS REALLY SAGGY TITS.

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Alyssa Cevallos

July 2, 2014 Austin 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl blows anything that seems like it has money or a job offer. She thinks shes super inspiring, but shes really just a hooters girl that failed english class. what do you think of her?

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Colby Maxwell

June 30, 2014 Austin 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Colby Maxwell he has the herpes. He admits it and still bags nasty hoes. He feels he I a God’s gift to the earth in reality he is a piece of crap. Girls, and the few guys he has admitted to having sex with are now infected with the disease. Sorry but you have been warned. He will also on occasion beat his girlfriends to make his weak mind feel better. Don’t walk but run from this awful and disgusting sorry excuse for a human.

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Austin Has Normal Looking Girls

June 25, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 135

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I never understood what you meant by ‘normal looking’ girls. Now I can see it. I cannot believe how much I settled for the normal look. I use to think these girls were hot. I was crazy. You showed me the light Nik. Sorry Brittany East, you are normal looking. Right Nik.

Nothing special here — besides the huge blow hole in the last picture.- nik

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Can We Dissect Jen Wilkes Recent Interview

June 18, 2014 Austin, Hollywood, The Dirty 66



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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can we please dissect all the bullsh*t in this new interview with Jen Wilke. This is a perfect reason why models online need publicists. She comes off very conceded and people who know of her could easily see through all the lies contained in this. I will go first. In her answer for the question about what makes her stand out as a model. She says it’s because she runs all her social media accounts unlike other models who have people doing it for them as it’s a way for her to stay humble. Well for the first 2 years of her career she had someone running her twitter and 2 facebook fan pages until she screwed him over and he announced in public that it was not her running her fan page. Also in the answer to the question about how not two of her photos ever look the same. I present you with these two pictures. It’s basically the same except they airbrush her sickly ribs out of one. What is the deal with this girl? She wins Playboy Miss Social and some how got on the cover of The Playboy Swimsuit Calendar and now things she is a giant celebrity and doing all these photo shoots. The only reason she is doing them is because Greg Hale is paying for them. None of the shoots get picked up for any publications. I think she should just quit now. One other Jen Wilkeism: She states on her model mayhem account that she is not interested in non paid features in unknown online magazines that are not in print. Yet her newest interview is in just that. She is a publicists nightmare!

Here is my question: How much do you make a year getting naked?- nik

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Hutto Homewrecker

June 16, 2014 Austin 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lets just say that I am really good friend of this person’s “bf and his wife”. Yes WIFE. This person has not cared that the person she is seeing is married and has an 18month old at home. She updatedly post stuff on her Facebook taunting the wife of her “bf.” I know for a fact that she also sends the wife pictures to throw in her face that she is sleeping around with a married man. She has not shame. She likes to play victim when the only true victim is the wife of her so called bf. Even her parents know that the guy is married and they do not care that her daughter is hoeing around. Luckily the wife is smart and has decided to file for divorce after she found out what was going on. The tramp\’s name is Noemi Salazar from Hutto, Tx even though on her Facebook she has decided to take on the “bf’s” last name even though he is still legally married and divorce paperwork has not been filed.

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