Austin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Meet Shelbii Burch

September 8, 2014 Austin, Detroit 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shelbi Burch, again…how bout a taxi???

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Big Dawg

September 2, 2014 Austin 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this ashy ankle player on blast he is married and has a baby on the way but sticks his “love stick” in any woman that has a big booty. Yet he has a loyal wife sitting at home while he is out banging His hoes. He hits up strip clubs on a monthly basis with his “dawggy” gang. Then on monday he doesn’t even have a penny left. While his bitches suck his love stick he answers his wifes phone calls and tells her how much he loves her. Sad thing is he uses the same pick up lines with each girl he trys to get in bed with. This sorry excuse of a man leaves his pregnant wife at home while he enjoys the “single life”.So nik please put this nasty dead beat husband on blast.

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Roxann Carranza

September 2, 2014 Austin 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Met Roxanne this girl thinks she is really something she acts like everyone want s to be her while she lives with her mom and her two kids she claims she’s engaged but they don’t live together she works when its convenient for her with her dad because she can’t keep a real job her fiance finances her so she likes to live off her mom and her fiance how embarrassing. Her mothers house us a pig pen how she has her children there idk. She believes everyone wants to be her and look like her lol girl stop you have the ugliest smile and highlights are in style your friends don’t want to be you or look like you stop acting like every man wants you and every woman is jealous and your ex’s new bm doesn’t even think of you while your secretly wishing he was still yours he new you were a drama how that’s why he left you

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Miss Austin – Ariana Perez

September 2, 2014 Austin 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Please expose this dirty little hamster. Don’t let this beauty queen fool you, shes the filthiest girl to ever be named Miss Austin. She’s a waitress at the Yellow **e who bare f*cked the owner of Geisha up until his girlfriend Amber Prowl (very well known in Austin) came back from Cali. She screwed the manager of YR (Zach) AND his brother Jonathan. Guess she wanted to see who’s was bigger. Oh! But not to worry she only screwed his brother one time as a “revenge thing” to get back at Zach for choosing his then girlfriend Tara over her. Luckily Tara was smart enough to get away from the drama. Ariana is a cum dumpster who takes anti-biotic pills from her VET clinic to make sure she doesn’t get any diseases. Zach knows all about those pills too since he’s had a few drd scares of his own. When it comes to needing money for bills, her sugar daddy pays for it all. He’s from the YR who gives her thousands and poor thing would be mortified if he found out how much his princess opens her legs for so many guys. She’s made a nasty reputation for herself on 5th street bouncing between Geisha and Summit. She plays the innocent victim but this compulsive liar is as dirty as can be.

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Chief Kief Wannabe

August 25, 2014 Austin 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Please put this Broke Down Chief Lief wannabe on blast! Fool lives with his momma,livin off of her EBT TANF CARD to buy more beeswax for that nappy ass hair he gots that he never washes and wants to act like he gots swagg! He Cal’s himself rapper and claims all the ladies want him,when in fact he smells so bad like rotting onions in the sun and his breath makes one want to choke cuz it smells like rotten boiled eggs. Borrows clothes from friends to go to the club but he is so funky nobody wants their clothes back. He owes people shit loads of money and even dated this Mexican chick who couldn’t speak English and would take her Jack In the Box paychecks to pay for studio time. He would threaten to have her deported if she said anything. So Nick put this ashy basTurd on blast because he ain’t shit with his side mouth crust!

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Prince Jose Gomez

August 15, 2014 Austin 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is “prince jose” (aka) jose gomez. this little hoodrat grew up in dove springs and thinks he is SO GANGSTER! he drives around in his car that his mama bought still LIVING IN HIS MAMAS HOUSE, thinking he is gods gift to women. he pretends to have it made, the only job he can keep is selling drugs to other local “gangsters” he is so proud to make his 8th into a “zone” and show off his UNLICENSED GUN on his facebook account for everyone and their mothers to see…. he even admits it is unlicensed on his “amazing” rap videos he makes with his other loser friends. the kid smokes so much that he barely has any brain cells left and looks like he has down syndrome. (no offense to anyone) he used to hang out with a group, they called themselves the “tailor gang” and hung out with chloe the hoe vasquez (still fake as they come) and zachery telford (cheated on chloe and got some other girl pregnant with twins)( he did the right thing and left her to help out with his kids)surprisingly…(all published on the dirty) go figure! back to “prince”, the only nice thing about this guy are his teeth, probably whitened with his mamas money. he thinks he is so hard in his name brand clothing, always showing off the next gucci belt he bought. its not hard to buy name brand clothes considering he doesn’t have to pay any bills or rent. they all treat women so poorly, calls them all thots?!. ladies you have been warned. . BLAST THIS HOOD TRASH NIK!

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Jose Sanchez aka JJae

August 14, 2014 Austin 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jose Sanchez also known as Jjae is a deadbeat father of 4 children. From 3 different females. He is on the run he left the Half way house in Houston he was at. He is wanted!!! He has sex with different females and uses no protection. So ladies you might wanna check yourselves. He has no job is a pothead goes from baby momma to girlfriend to other females lives with his girlfriend drives her car! Is a fat tatted up piece of crap. Thinks he is hardcore but ain’t about nothing can’t keep a female. Is the dirtiest or all dirty.

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Farrah Abraham “Pretending” To Be A Stripper

August 13, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 92

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Farrah Abraham recently began a stripping gig at Palazio Gentlemen’s Club in Austin, a source confirms to E! News. “She was hired a couple of weeks ago as a cocktail waitress but wanted to make more money dancing, so they moved her up to the stage,” the insider dished. “She was on all three stages, the main stage and two side stages.”  She said she is working there for a researching job?  Um, is she for real?

Wow. Can’t wait to see how she lies her way out of this one.- nik

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