Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Revenge Of The Blondes

February 25, 2013 Austin, Texas Tech, The Dirty 392 93,157 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik Richie, we are tired of you and your Dirty Army losers always trying to degrade girls who have blonde hair, big boobs, nice sexy lips and bodies to die for. Here is a thing for you MORON, you are your losers in the Dirty Army call these stunners, trannys, porn stars, escorts, trailer trash etc. But the real factor here Nik, is none of these losers on your Dirty Army could even come close to date one. IF they were escorts as you and your losers claim: A) They would not have the time. B) They would not have the money, that includes you, MORON. Then of course, besides the male losers sitting in their mamas basements, jerking off to these babes they will never have, there is the female contingent of your failing Dirty Army. These are usually filthy fat bastards, with unshaven twats, smelly fat asses and never been laid in their lives. These are just jealous angry girls, who dream of being like these BIKINI models and the likes. Now on to you Nik. You are the biggest moron of the bunch. You allow these idiots, or your minions to post such crap and yet you, married a crackhead, SHAYNE LAMAS. Right? Yes, I’m right. My dear Nik, when the blondes have got their verbal revenge and verbal assault on you and your losers at the dirty army, you will all be nothing but piles of quivering flesh in your mamas basements. Betcha you wont have the balls to post this on the Dirty, you coward so already round one goes to the blondes. Reply my dear, cant wait for your pathetic response. Tata sweetness….MAUH

I’m a Moron yet you took 23 minutes out of your life to submit this. How much money did you just make me because I’m sure you made ZERO… dumb ass blonde.- nik



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Money Vs Justice: The Trial Of Gabrielle Nestande

February 18, 2013 Austin 11 9,550 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard about this case going on in Austin? Gabrielle Nestande, originally from Newport Beach, was intoxicated & hit & killed Courtney Griffin, who was walking. She then fled from the scene, and her car was found the next day less than a mile away. The case is under scrutiny because she is from a prominent California political family, and she was an aide to Representative Wayne Christian at the Capitol. The trial is going on right now, and Gabby’s defense lawyers are trying to argue their way out of this, although her BMW windshield was found with clothing fibers from Griffin. She may be from California and think her money can get her out of this, but in Texas they are going to seek justice.

Go get her Texas.- nik



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Austins Favorite Photographer

February 18, 2013 Austin 6 1 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Damian… or he goes by Cherry Static Photography (seriously?) This guy is all over Austin and of course he is loved by Americas most pretentious hipster city. This guy is totally in the closet. He is a photographer that goes to events in Austin and pretends to be cool because he takes pictures of fat burlesque dancers and drugged out hippy performers. This guy is a jerk. Everyone loves his photography so they are blind to the fact that not only is he seriously gay, but he is a complete sociopathic jerk who won’t admit to anyone that he is gay. All you have to do is catch him at whatever stupid event he is photographing and look how he dresses… totally in the closet gay. I also hear he has a serious c*caine problem (of course) He should have been shunned when he posted pictures of his model wearing an American flag covered in blood… that is disgusting and anti-American. He claims he makes art, i call it trash. He should go hang out with Marilyn Manson and the can pretend to be Andy Warhol together. Nick, what do you think? Think this pretentious artsy closet homosexual should finally come out of the closet and apologize to our countrys brave troops for making his disgusting “Art” and defacing our nations flag?

You can tell he’s fried his hair with a straightener and can’t afford to fill in his tats.- nik



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The True Joey Sevart Story

February 13, 2013 Austin, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas Tech, The Dirty 45 80,689 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so here is Joey Sevart or “Boston Sevs” he is on parol in Lubbock but has his fake facebook saying he lives in Austin so his parol officer doesn’t find it. I saw a post a guy in Lubbock posted on FB and thought this was a post I had to make on here. He has a habit of getting close to people and ratting them out for anything he can so he doesnt have to go back to prison. He ratted out some high level MEXICAN MAFIA guys a while ago and when confronted about it said F*ck them I run West Texas!!! He goes out all the time to bars and different cities that would break his parol but some how never gets in trouble??? I wonder how he gets away with that? RAT Maybe?? Honestly I don’t care about that I am mad at how he beats up girls on the REG and gets away with it!!! He is very possessive and freaks out on girls if they dont do exactly what he says. Any man who beats up girls is a piece of shit! Enough said!!! P.S> If you would like to find Joey he hangs out at Chimy’s and Confrence and drives a new black four door Mercedes….and he doesnt go to the depot because he is scared to run into people he ratted on.

Joey Sevart sounds like an undercover cop.- nik



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Deadbeat Mom Still On US Tour

February 8, 2013 Austin 5 8,140 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This trailer trash is Mizuzinkohilik, AKA Annette Jackson, Annette Ridge, Annette Kurzawa, and Annette McCranie. These are her registered names over the span of 3 marriages. She is now in Austin and engaged again to some poor unsuspecting guy! She is the absolute worst of American leeches. She is a deadbeat mom who owes in the high six figures in unpaid child support in the Carolinas, and has deadbeat mom status there. Both kids are under 12. I have attached all 5 of her mug shots, from crimes ranging from multiple DUI’s to felony battery, to multiple violations of probation. She was in a nasty car wreck a few years back and didn’t have the decency to die. She doesn’t have a dime to her name, no job skills, and is approaching 40 fast which is why she latches onto guys so quickly You can see the evolution of her tattoos, as well as the evolution of her drinking and drug problems. Please post this so husband #4 knows EXACTLY what he is getting into.

That’s a lot of mug shots (I deleted 2 more).- nik



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Austin, Texas Friday February 8, 2013 – Nik Richie Birthday Party At Suite 101

February 5, 2013 Austin, The Dirty 0 77,787 Views

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Austin ladies and gents, please notate your calendars for Friday, Feb 8. I will be in A-town on my Birthday tour. Can’t wait!!- nik

http://www.suite101austin.com



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