THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this is Emily she walks around as if she’s the hottest girl in town. She likes to pretend she’s the girl next door, but really she the slore on the corner. Emily is from the buttcrack of Texas (Killeen), she’s got hardcore daddy issues and she’s a brat that gets what she wants because mom refuses to say no. Emily laughs about her mother’s inability to control her behind her back. Since starting school in Austin shes had numerous one night stands! She drives back home and pretends to be the good girl when we all know she’s living a double life. Emily thinks that being on birth control means she can sleep with as many people as she wants without protection! Gross!! Shes sometimes engaged and always desperate. Her on and off again bf/fiance cheats on her regularly, but she goes crying right back to him time after time. Her cheap ebay extensions are as fake as her personality. She’s extremely messy, she leaves her dirty underwear with crap streaks laying all over her bathroom floor and never picks up after herself. She had sex with my friends brother who is engaged and has a baby on the way! They’re both idiots with no sense of responsibility. She didn’t come to Austin to study and go to school she came to austin cause she ran out of greasy guys in Killeen to fk! If you’re an older man with a fat wallet and can’t get a decent lay then call Emily. She’ll gladly walk her kankles over to you!