Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Austin Hottie Megan Bruns

February 1, 2013 Austin, The Dirty 0 5,230 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This beauty’s name is Megan Bruns. She works on 6th street at a bar called the Trophy Room and she models. Austin has way hotter girls than you have in Hollywood, there is no comparison really.  What do you think?

Are you talking about the flat chested one?- nik



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Sad Sad Little Girl

January 31, 2013 Austin 149 6,977 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Courtney, she is saddest most pathetic piece of trash there is. She is supposedly pregnant by a married man (who is currently with his wife) but let me ask you this…. Would you be out partying if you were pregnant? Just look at these pictures and captions “party girls” “up all night” seems to me that she is just an attention hungry WHO*E! I’m sure everyone knows about the post Courtney made about Caroline over a year ago saying how she jumps from Ryan to Brock and blah blah blah but I know some things about Courtney that makes her look even worse….. So she was “engaged” to Ryan? Please explain how you can be engaged to a married man. She talked shit about Caroline going to Brock, hmmmm that’s funny because Courtney jumped in Brock’s bed faster than a hooker losing her panties, more than once. Isn’t that the definition of a who*e?? 3 sums with Ryan E, Lezbo action with amber while Brock records and takes pictures and the list goes on and on and now she is pregnant?? Holy sh*t!!!! Courtney, you are the pot calling the kettle black. Point fingers but should be looking in the mirror. Seems like you and Caroline aren’t that different after all. I think it’s funny you say the things you do about her because we can all say the same stuff about you. Courtney reality check, you’re ugly inside and out, your face looks like it was burnt in a fire, you wear too much make-up and its disgusting, you’re pathetic, desperate, and a full on sl*t!!! Close your legs, stop jumping from cock to cock and worry about your unborn baby if you’re really even pregnant (which I don’t think she is) I see trapping Ryan didn’t work like you hoped huh?? He doesn’t want anything to do with you! Your obsession with Caroline, her life, her husband and her kids is crazy. You say she looks like the joke, sorry girl but you look like the joke. Stop posting your pathetic life and drama on Facebook no one cares about you or your obsession with Caroline or your unborn mistake. We are friends on Facebook and I think it’s time someone called your ugly pathetic ass out. How fuc*ing stupid can you be? I guess pretty stupid. Poor girl, stop being a H*E and start being a parent and grow up. TRAIN WRECK! Oh and the girl in the pictures with you, we all know who she is and she is nasty as he*l too. Both of you are UGLY! Y’all are the ugly girls who think you are hott. I think I just threw up in my mouth! Put Clothes on Kaleigh, looks like someone threw rocks at your legs and nasty butt. and for Christ sakes stop with that face!!

Someone ought to send the wife the memo.- nik



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She Is Not Right

January 29, 2013 Austin 20 6,823 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Karma is a B*tch isnt it WHALE-NEL. why dont you tell Joell the truth about how you had Juan in your bed just f*ked while your so called \”love of your life\” was locked out banging the door down while you were inside doing your usual hoe duties. OH r u confused? ROFL everyone seems to know about your dirty scandal. who calls the police on there boyfriend?. once again someone needs to take this girl to Lane Bryant and give her clothes that acutally fit and stop trying to wear size large because your fat whale ass is a XXXXL just look at those cottage cheese thighs. this girl will be a fat hoe till the end and will make anyone believe her sorry ass lies to get her through her low ass life!

Sounds like she set up her BF by calling the cops.- nik



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Jen Wilke Is A Sugar Daddies Dream

January 28, 2013 Austin, Hollywood 229 32,277 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, turns out everyones favorite Jen Wilke is a hustler. She is using guys across the country to fund her modeling career. She even did a go fund me pledge 4 months ago raising over $1000 and never did the shoot she was asking for donations for. Her newest sugar daddy is Select Athlete Services owner Greg Hale who just paid for her week long trip to LA to shoot with Jessica Vaugn. Now that she is on Greg Hales credit card she is forgetting about all the people that helped make her who she is. She is such a scammer and needs to be called out. She is not the sweet and innocent girl next door everyone thinks she is.

Grandma hands.- nik



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Sloot Of The South

January 14, 2013 Austin 13 8,857 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Marriah Micken. She is a buck 80+ b*tch who thinks her sh*t don\’t stink. She is a sloppy drunk b*tch who will spread her legs like peanut butter. She tries to act all hard and like she can kick your ass but really shes an insecure lil girl who cries at everything. She is a two faced b*tch n will say anything to make you trust her. She is very unhygienic and I know from friends that she will do anything to get your johnson in her mouth but be careful, shes uses her teeth.

Which one is she?- nik



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Dirty Old Lawrence

January 11, 2013 Austin, Texas 9 7,499 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lawrence “Buddy” Coomer. So this guy, definitely not a man, is sleeping around with many young women within a five county radius. Unfortunately he is married and preys on young women between the ages of 20 and 28 when he is 47. He tells women that he is separated from his wife and takes them to his apartment in College Station, which he uses as his hideout to make them think he is serious. He has been going to get a divorce for the last year and a half…. yeah right. He constantly gravitates towards drama and talks mess about anyone who does not follow his plan or if he just feels it is necessary to deceive different girls. However, Buddy is suffering from major alcoholism and denial that he is the cause for his three failed marriages and multiple indiscretions. He only uses these young women as an ego boost and if any girl is smart they will run the other way if this guy ever approaches them.

I’m guessing that’s not buddy’s wife.- nik



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