THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met this “Sara Elisabeth” on Facebook recently. She claims to be from Austin, graduated from Lake Travis High and then went to UT but lives in New Jersey and works for a company called BLK Water owned by one of the cast members of the Jersey Housewives show.  She’s hot, very hot, my type, I’ll give her that. But things weren’t adding up. She never tags any friends on facebook, there’s never a picture of her and her kids, and the “friends” that are tagged are fake profiles. She always has a new “boyfriend” and she tags them in pictures, but none of them have actually ever met her either, she just talks to them for a couple days then pretends that she’s in a relationship to get all the other guys on her page to believe her. She’s always in the hospital and the sad thing is that there are real people leaving comments saying things like “My families praying for you” or “If you need anything let us know”, so she’s abusing others and their good will. But here’s where she messed up.  She had me hooked for a little bit, I’ll admit. Until she tagged herself at a very small airport in New Jersey saying she was flying to Austin, well funny enough I know they DON’T fly to Austin, my cousin works for this airline and he has to go to Newark airport to come visit me everytime because they don’t fly or have connecting flights to Austin from there. Anyway, sure enough 3 hours later she’s acting like she landed, in town, impossible. Then I found 2, not 1 but 2, pages about this same girl on TheDirty.com in different states going three years back now.

I’m pretty sure “Sara Elisabeth’s” Facebook profile will be deleted after this post. I recommend you call the producers of MTV’s Catfish… they will solve this caper for you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Scott Russell Bethea is the biggest scum bag in Austin, Texas. This ‘man’ is the biggest phony you’ve ever seen. He got drafted by the Boston Red Sox and played a few years some minor league. He’s a washed up athlete that continues to talk about his baseball years even though the man never made it to the major leagues. He’s not only an alcoholic that drinks everyday but he’s extremely violent and abusive. This loser brags about how amazing he was in baseball & how everyone is beneath him. Check out his FB page, he loser is living in the past [removed[ Hes a total piece of shit and needs to be stopped. Scott Bethea is a woman beater. This man forces women into having sex with him. He then makes them jack him off because he has a condition where he’s not able to orgasm due to baseball back injuries. He can’t even get an erection without taking Viagra. He’s extremely violent and abusive and the court has done nothing thus far. To add insult to injury, Scott’s **V positive and continues to sleep around with multiple woman without using protection. Scott REFUSES tell anyone that he’s H** positive and is infecting multiple ladies. He doesn’t seem to care who else H** positive becomes after he sleeps with them.He’s currently pending criminal charges for hitting his ex-girlfriend and has his second protective order because he stalks out these ladies after physically abusing them Travis County Protective Order Cause Number’s C-1-CV-10-003760 from 2010 C-1-CV-12-011255 from 2012 Scott was ordered to turn in all of his hand guns due to the protective orders but he still has them and continues to go hunting. Scott is a danger to himself and society and needs to be stopped
Travis County Misdemeanor Cause Numbers for beating up women C-1-CR-10-500600 C-1-CR-12-218859 Scott Bethea is a danger to himself and society. Please post this story so that women see this and are aware before they become infected/beaten. Scott Bethea needs to be stopped

That baseball cards one of those ‘face in a hole’ deals.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amber Collins of Austin and I think she is beautiful.  I wanted to get your opinion on her because at the end of the day, mine doesn’t matter unless you have something good to say about her.  So Nik, what are your thoughts?

Why does her ass never end on the back of her legs? Also, why is Miss New York from Austin, TX?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – here’s the deal with Christina Brito – complete HOMEWRECKER. She is now living with and “engaged” to her STILL married musician has been (wait never was) boyfriend Art from Grupo Vida. She is in her early 40s – has 4 kids with three different daddies (yes Christina, we know about your earlier days as a groupie that conceived a child you lied about who the dad really is. Wow – you’ve come full circle) This is not the first time she has wrecked a marriage – try 3 OTHER times! Of what I know – she had gone through 8 “serious relationshipsin a little over a year – bringing all these men into her home around her children. And I believe CPS has several investigations on her. She’s pathetic – she argues with people on her FaceBook ALL THE TIME at 40 years old- about religion, politics etc – If you don’t agree with her, she deletes people and their comments on her page – what a COWARD! Her oldest daughter has basically raised her other 3 children so she can follow her boyfriend on gigs” at small bars all around Texas to make sure he’s acting right – considering he cheated on his wife with HER. She copied another one of her ex boyfriend’s ex wife and got a boob job but too bad hers look like crap – she has a huge stretch mark across them. And someone needs to tell her to wax her upper lip. Not to mention the skank brags about going to the gym all the time but I guarantee she’s gained 60 pounds in the last 5 months. Her boyfriend seems to constantly postpone them getting married … first problem – hes not even divorced yet. And Im sure … like her 8 other serious relationships and 2 other failed marriages – he’s getting sick of her crap too. His “bandmates” can’t stand her – she’s always starting drama with fans and they feel like they are losing a lot of fans because of her psychotic behavior; his family does not like her at all considering she split up his family – he has 2 children with his current wife and Christina refuses to allow him to spend time with them as they are a connection to his ex. She talks bad about her BFF Melissa Pauda – telling everyone she slept with her husband’s cousin and other affairs she has had but denies it to Melissa – such a good BFF. She has dropped all of her friends since being with Art but she did them a favor. She’ll try to sleep with their husbands too if she hasn’t already.

She must not know that zirconias are fake.- nik