Dead Beat Mother Capital

October 22, 2013 Austin, Corpus Christi 0 6,325 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: I swear Corpus Christi is the dead beat mother capital of the world ! What is up with all these slutty women who don’t have custody of their own kids ! The red head claims her X beat the system and she nows pays her whole paycheck to him …. BS trash tell the truth ! you wanted to hoe it up around CC and you can’t bring in new sugar daddy’s with 3 kids in tow ! And you don’t pay shit for your kid ! But your nails and hair are always done! Sad excuse for a mother ! All 3 of you!

’2 for 1′ nights are those guys best chances at getting laid.  Just saying.- nik

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Babysitter For a Low Life

October 21, 2013 Austin, Cougars, Texas 0 8,103 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: My brother-in-law has a rap sheet a mile long, esp w/drugs. So what does he do? He marries wife #1 and uses her for room and board while he becomes a chemist at UT…recipe for disaster. I know him, I begged my husband to through his disgusting ass out. This is how he ended up moving in with wife number 1 since he knows how to turn on the charm. After he gets his degree (no he is not dumb) he needs to dump nice girl and find the slut he really has been dreaming of. So he dumps the pretty Christian girl who would do anything for him and finds the porn star of his dreams. She dresses so slutty I don’t want my pre-teen sons around her. She looks like a common whore. Even her wedding dress was an embarrassment. The first wife tried to keep his interest, but most of the time he prefers whacking off in front of the computer. Enter second wife, much older and tougher, but she can afford to pay all his bills since he can’t seem to keep a job, between his attitude and his criminal record.
I have a feeling wife #2 will be back out on the market in Austin quite soon. Chances are he will be looking for sugar momma #3 soon. She loves doing things like mud running and drinking. He loves drinking and any drug he can get a hold of, but he can be very good at hiding it. I think she (Mony) short for Monica Garcia Valdez Helgesen, I guess she is on husband number 3. As soon as she finds out how bad he is, she will probably have to be looking for a fourth last name.

I don’t understand how people wife up living on a couch, or who’d want to.- nik

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Trish Mighty Mouse

October 16, 2013 Austin 10 8,468 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tristan AKA Trish is an unfit whore of a mother. She has 3 kids 3 diff bby ddys and yet prego from the 4th. She leaves her kids with just about any one just to keep those dick sucking teeth in line. She also had her daughter molested and yet still leaves her with any one. She was my ex best friend untill she broke the best friend code and slept with my boy friend. She’s a slut tramp section8, welfare EBT whore. We where friends for years but she does not know how to back off. She claims females hate on her. No females dont hate on that nasty ass face & teeth of hers. She’s just a whore who can’t keep off other females mans more less her so called friends man & bby ddys. She had even admitted to sleeping with another friend of hers boy friend. She needs to be exposed and put in the zoo with that ugly face of hers.

Easy on the eyeliner, you’re scaring your kids.- nik

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We Figured Out How She Supports Her Drug Habit

October 7, 2013 Austin, The Dirty 94 89,602 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dallas Nicole Parks. She is by far the dirtiest girl in ATX. We finally figured out how she supports her chronic drug habit. She’s been arrested multiple times for prostitution, DWI, and possession of meth. Dallas has an account on “SEEKING ARRANGEMENTS,” (TexasBunny is her acc name) which is a site for women looking for sugar daddies. She gets paid to have sex with men. Attached I have the video she sends all of them. She actually has sex with married men and enjoys sleeping with these wealthy men for money. This girl has no morals and will do anything to support her drug habit. What do you think about this no good hooker NIK? Click here to see some hearts.

Isn’t she a little too heavy to be selling her body.- nik

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All Natural

October 4, 2013 Austin 1 8,581 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, so this girls name is Candice and she is new to Austin I have seen her working at one of our local bars and although she comes off b*tchy she is really beautiful and she looks all completely all natural. We are about to go back in to that bar next week and I was just seeing your thoughts before I try and make any moves.

Answer: Yes, just wearing a heavily padded bra.

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Dallas Parks

October 3, 2013 Austin 17 11,007 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Dallas Nicole Parks aka the walking ***. This girl loves getting banged just as much as she loves posing nude for the camera. When she’s not out doing drugs, she’s busy in the bedroom infecting innocent men. Dallas and her friend SKYE are the dirtiest girls in ATX. I know Dallas tested positive for H**-1 aka Type 1 drd for a fact because she came crying to me about it. I’m not sure why a man would want to fck her any ways. Her teeth have random gaps in between them and her HAIR is naturally fcked up. If you know what’s good for you guys. STAY AWAYYYYYY from these two hookers.

She needs a couple more bands on those granny bottoms to counteract the muffin.- nik

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Dallas the Binger

October 2, 2013 Austin, Texas 62 7,749 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Dallas the Druggie. She is more than willing to suck dick for alcohol or drugs. Her chronic drug use started with a helpless case of anxiety that was caused from all of the drama she is involved in daily because half of the city either hates her or wants to fight her. Her daily routine consist of snorting a few lines of C*KE to get the day started off followed by a few blunts instead of drinking a cup of coffee. You can then find her at the local bars attempting to obtain drugs or alcohol. However, her bar days are about to be over, due to multiple cases including a DWI. She also borrows all of her friends clothes and never returns them. She once left a shit stain on one of her friends personal items that could never be removed. Even with her friends clothes, she still looks like shit because her HAIR naturally looks like a mop that’s been used in a homeless shelter. Shes about as FAKE as it gets. She has fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes, & worst of all a fake personality. Her freckles are prominent enough to pass for Chucky. It’s quite scary. And if that doesn’t scare you off.. The musty, rotten smell of her vagina will most defiantly send you packing.

Didn’t your parents teach you not to take pictures with your mouth full, or your nose…- nik

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Local Bar Douche

September 25, 2013 Austin 62 8,321 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trash trolls the Austin downtown scene on weekends looking for someone to play with his hoe girlfriend. By the looks of him he can’t handle her so he has to pawn her on other guys. Let the world know this loser is not as cool as he thinks he is.

This pawning is in hopes of enticing a threesome, with the dude.  I decided.- nik

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