Trish Mighty Mouse

October 16, 2013 Austin 9 8,465 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tristan AKA Trish is an unfit whore of a mother. She has 3 kids 3 diff bby ddys and yet prego from the 4th. She leaves her kids with just about any one just to keep those dick sucking teeth in line. She also had her daughter molested and yet still leaves her with any one. She was my ex best friend untill she broke the best friend code and slept with my boy friend. She’s a slut tramp section8, welfare EBT whore. We where friends for years but she does not know how to back off. She claims females hate on her. No females dont hate on that nasty ass face & teeth of hers. She’s just a whore who can’t keep off other females mans more less her so called friends man & bby ddys. She had even admitted to sleeping with another friend of hers boy friend. She needs to be exposed and put in the zoo with that ugly face of hers.

Easy on the eyeliner, you’re scaring your kids.- nik

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We Figured Out How She Supports Her Drug Habit

October 7, 2013 Austin, The Dirty 94 89,581 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dallas Nicole Parks. She is by far the dirtiest girl in ATX. We finally figured out how she supports her chronic drug habit. She’s been arrested multiple times for prostitution, DWI, and possession of meth. Dallas has an account on “SEEKING ARRANGEMENTS,” (TexasBunny is her acc name) which is a site for women looking for sugar daddies. She gets paid to have sex with men. Attached I have the video she sends all of them. She actually has sex with married men and enjoys sleeping with these wealthy men for money. This girl has no morals and will do anything to support her drug habit. What do you think about this no good hooker NIK? Click here to see some hearts.

Isn’t she a little too heavy to be selling her body.- nik

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All Natural

October 4, 2013 Austin 1 8,581 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, so this girls name is Candice and she is new to Austin I have seen her working at one of our local bars and although she comes off b*tchy she is really beautiful and she looks all completely all natural. We are about to go back in to that bar next week and I was just seeing your thoughts before I try and make any moves.

Answer: Yes, just wearing a heavily padded bra.

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Dallas Parks

October 3, 2013 Austin 16 10,922 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Dallas Nicole Parks aka the walking ***. This girl loves getting banged just as much as she loves posing nude for the camera. When she’s not out doing drugs, she’s busy in the bedroom infecting innocent men. Dallas and her friend SKYE are the dirtiest girls in ATX. I know Dallas tested positive for H**-1 aka Type 1 drd for a fact because she came crying to me about it. I’m not sure why a man would want to fck her any ways. Her teeth have random gaps in between them and her HAIR is naturally fcked up. If you know what’s good for you guys. STAY AWAYYYYYY from these two hookers.

She needs a couple more bands on those granny bottoms to counteract the muffin.- nik

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Dallas the Binger

October 2, 2013 Austin, Texas 62 7,746 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Dallas the Druggie. She is more than willing to suck dick for alcohol or drugs. Her chronic drug use started with a helpless case of anxiety that was caused from all of the drama she is involved in daily because half of the city either hates her or wants to fight her. Her daily routine consist of snorting a few lines of C*KE to get the day started off followed by a few blunts instead of drinking a cup of coffee. You can then find her at the local bars attempting to obtain drugs or alcohol. However, her bar days are about to be over, due to multiple cases including a DWI. She also borrows all of her friends clothes and never returns them. She once left a shit stain on one of her friends personal items that could never be removed. Even with her friends clothes, she still looks like shit because her HAIR naturally looks like a mop that’s been used in a homeless shelter. Shes about as FAKE as it gets. She has fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes, & worst of all a fake personality. Her freckles are prominent enough to pass for Chucky. It’s quite scary. And if that doesn’t scare you off.. The musty, rotten smell of her vagina will most defiantly send you packing.

Didn’t your parents teach you not to take pictures with your mouth full, or your nose…- nik

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Local Bar Douche

September 25, 2013 Austin 62 8,314 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trash trolls the Austin downtown scene on weekends looking for someone to play with his hoe girlfriend. By the looks of him he can’t handle her so he has to pawn her on other guys. Let the world know this loser is not as cool as he thinks he is.

This pawning is in hopes of enticing a threesome, with the dude.  I decided.- nik

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Homewrecker Christina

September 25, 2013 Austin 0 5,536 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Christina aka homewrecker so Christina knew I was dating Keke Mays and still talked to her while Christina had a girlfriend Keke cheated on me but never told me. So January I left keke and she BEGGED for me back I moved on and started to talk to someone knew that’s when keke got the person number i was talking to and told them all lies well lets say keke killed that for me! So April comes around keke and I started to talk again and things was going good until i find out keke is dating christian to sum things up i went and did my own thing ended up getting prego keke saying she wanted to join my family but is still messing with christina. Christina and her bestfriend threaten to kill my baby and jump me sloppy hoes huh? while keke would text me and tell me she missed me

That leopard print should be traded in for large black and white spots.- nik

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Fort Hood’s Dirty Army

September 23, 2013 Austin, Marine Corps 13 9,614 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Jason Lundquist. He’s a what wed call the Dirty Army strong. 25 year old dirty army boy cheats on his wife like no other. and who does he cheat on her with? His own soldiers you could say. He conned his hot ass wife into thinking he gave two shits about her when he was stationed in germany while fuking around. But its okay right Nik? looks will fail. See mister lundquist thinks hes god gift thinks hes the hottest thing to walk this earth. He’s crazy! talks shit to anyone and everyone thinks he can beat any guys ass. Hes just a shit talker who cant back up his shit. I feel bad for his wife who sits at home thinking hes faithful. I guess craziness runs in there family. Hes nothing but a dirty guy who lies and cheats and steals. I think everyone should know about it . WATCH OUT FORT HOOD! hell lie to you for anything to get in your pants!. Hide your wife! Hide your kids this fool wil do whatever it takes to sexually satisfy himself. What do you think Nik?

Anyone that open to showing off their hindside is for the gays.- nik

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