Doralinda Reyes Fajardo

May 30, 2014 Austin 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “lady” thinks she can take married/taken men. It seems like she is so unhappy, she is married and always cheating on her poor husband that works so hard for her and their kids. All her family and friends think that she is the sweetest thing. Even her best friend Karla…lol..Her sisters myra, yesi, and karla always have her back. She is now with another guy who thinks she is the sh**. So everyone one watch out for her..she loves to go out and leave her kids with whoever and invites different men over. Im so glad her husband left the house..Poor Erick. My friend fu**** her one night and said it was worse than tuna, but she sure gave him a good blow job…you can find her on facebook as Linda Reyes Alvarez and on instagram Reyes aka Queen… Put this slut her in her place nik…

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Russian Girls Have The Best ITG’s

May 23, 2014 Austin, Moscow, The Dirty 87


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong in the ATX!  I found a Tumblr site called “Russian Selfies.” You should check it out.  Lots of ITG going on there. Take a look at this girl: good ITG and good +2s.  The site has NO links to the source pages for any of the girls there, which is a huge PITA. I don’t have the time to figure out where the pics are coming from. These girls put the Austin chicks to shame. Women in Austin are a huge pain in the ass and need to stop thinking the world revolves around them and this overrated city. Meanwhile I need to ID the Russian selfie-takers and find out if they take green cards and one-sided pre-nups.

Who is this chick?- nik

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One Of My “Best Friends” And My Ex-Girlfriend

May 19, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Sanders (who kicked me out) is here kissing my Ex roommate Chris Garcia who, among other feats of sociopathic fortitude, wrecked my car, pawned off all my music instruments and even stole a pair of dress shoes. Hes even taking to shacking up with that ratchet ass POS. Yup, Austin’s most talkative con artist is living with my Ex girlfriend in the same place I was kicked out of. Yet I still don’t hate them. They’re my ex lover and my lost friend. He is so lost and his spirit guides have become just as corrupted as he. He’s like me. And he’s not from this planet either. I’m actually quite pissed off at how things turned out but I’m writing a lot of great lyrics and melodies. Truly empowering stuff. To be fair I used them in numerous ways. My sad excuse for a friend can have her. She drug me down and absolutely refused to encourage or support my music career. He will steal her identity and empty out her apartment in what I predict would be a series of methods he’d use to f*ck her over; for fun and profit! They deserve each other, the “bipolar basic bitch” and the “con-artist wannabe-hippie-aryan-brotherhood-POS” have united! I’ve got other plans.

Earrings are for girls, gays and Michael Jordan. I decided.- nik

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Kung Fu Saloon Hates Black People

May 19, 2014 Austin, Dallas, Houston, The Dirty 346

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to bring attention to this. Kung Fu Saloon in Houston and Dallas both discriminate against all Blacks, Mexican and Asians who try to enter their establishment. Let’s hope the liquor board actually does their job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donald Sterling should invest in Kung Fu.- nik

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Amy “Gulpin” Gallagher

May 16, 2014 Austin 7

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik tThis is Austin’s finest sloot. This chick has been around more blocks than a Toddler at a Daycare. She is married now to some poor sap but that wont stop her. She has a child with her ex and is looking for a free ride from anywhere. Be careful guys. I\’ve seen her with multiple guys at multiple bars. I will praise her cock swallowing ability though. Best I\’ve EVER had. Before a shower, in the shower, after the shower, anytime is the right time to drop to her knees and get you off. And you can cut the usual time in half for however long it would normally take you to finish. You can feel how many different techniques she has when she gets to work on you until she finds the one that will suit tonights poor sucker. Usual story about how bad she was treated and how unlucky she has been, blah blah blah. She just wants a free ride, free drinks, and a man dumb enough to believe her story. Hide your wallets, and get what is coming to you and run for the hills afterwards. One or two blow jobs is all you want from this sloot and consider yourself a winner if you didnt spend a dollar. Good luck.

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West Banks Veronica Bauer

May 15, 2014 Austin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this first class sloot here is Veronica Bauer, she likes to hook up with guys she meets on cruises and at work she’s a lazy nurse at (Oshner main campus) when she’s not having 3′somes and eating vag, she’s a first rate brat with fake tits and a shitty attitude who loves other girls leftovers even if she has to make booty calls all the way to Thibodaux while driving drunk on the reg which has already landed her a one DUI… Oh and she has tasted the purple crayon many times and I’m pretty sure she has the drd.

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Double Doses of Douchebaggery

May 13, 2014 Austin, Temple 10


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Who- Mike Stevenson & Sarah Robertson What- Horrible parents. They have a rat infested apartment and allow their baby sleep on the floor. They keep a dirty house that smells like BO and Feces. Sarah Robertson cheats on Mike Stevenson with his own best friends. Mike Stevenson is such a pussy/no back bone he has allowed Sarah to continue having outside affairs. Sarah likes to have things shoved up her ass…so much so Mike has had to put his arm to elbow up her ass to take out a sex toy that got stuck. Mike Stevenson got fired from his job for sexual harassment on a minor. Sarah makes all the money and Mike only works as little as he can. Worlds worst smelling,dirty and mentally screwed up couple/parents.

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Proof Jen Wilke Uses Her Fans

May 11, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 72



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a little while ago Playboy Miss Social winner Jen Wilke posted on facebook that her brother was in need of help to pay for improvements needed on his car to get to work so he could make money and pay rent. I find it a little upsetting that after her fans donated over $700 that her bother Chris WIlke is posting pictures of his new car stereo. Pretty lame! I don’t blame Jen. I point the fingers at the perverted loser dudes who follower her on facebook and are dumb enough to play into her families scam. 2 years ago Jen would always complain about being poor and now her family eats out every night. Get with it fellas!!!

I told you… the internet made the whole world famous. Everyone has fans now.- nik

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