THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met this “Sara Elisabeth” on Facebook recently. She claims to be from Austin, graduated from Lake Travis High and then went to UT but lives in New Jersey and works for a company called BLK Water owned by one of the cast members of the Jersey Housewives show. She’s hot, very hot, my type, I’ll give her that. But things weren’t adding up. She never tags any friends on facebook, there’s never a picture of her and her kids, and the “friends” that are tagged are fake profiles. She always has a new “boyfriend” and she tags them in pictures, but none of them have actually ever met her either, she just talks to them for a couple days then pretends that she’s in a relationship to get all the other guys on her page to believe her. She’s always in the hospital and the sad thing is that there are real people leaving comments saying things like “My families praying for you” or “If you need anything let us know”, so she’s abusing others and their good will. But here’s where she messed up. She had me hooked for a little bit, I’ll admit. Until she tagged herself at a very small airport in New Jersey saying she was flying to Austin, well funny enough I know they DON’T fly to Austin, my cousin works for this airline and he has to go to Newark airport to come visit me everytime because they don’t fly or have connecting flights to Austin from there. Anyway, sure enough 3 hours later she’s acting like she landed, in town, impossible. Then I found 2, not 1 but 2, pages about this same girl on TheDirty.com in different states going three years back now.
I’m pretty sure “Sara Elisabeth’s” Facebook profile will be deleted after this post. I recommend you call the producers of MTV’s Catfish… they will solve this caper for you.- nik