THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dipsh*t’s name is Greg Dillon. He is a fine employee of the U.S. government. The don’t ask don’t tell policy definitely applies to him. Although, he has tried to live as a straight man: 2 failed marriages and 2 failed engagements – cheated on all 4, I found out what he really likes and why none of these have worked out for him. I’m outing you now. You have caused too many women too much heartache and enough is enough. Come out of the closet and do the female race a favor. Men: don’t bone him w/o a condom, he’s a nasty c*m bucket.

If only there was some vigilante out there who could catch this predator…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Gavin Lewis, a former La Bare male stripper turned closet homosexual. He’s had sex with men, loves the gay bars (actually he loves anywhere there’s greg and pepsi) and now is doing the bodybuilding thing in order to find new prospects. The fake tanning, overcompensating at the gym and hair loss is sad. He’s homegrown white trash, I feel sorry for anyone who crosses his path.

Undercover Forgy’s love turning straight men gay.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Lauren used to be bigger in high school. She went to Lake Travis where she had no friends and was a total loser. Now, she frequents Austin’s bars and has ruined a couple of cool ones for a lot of people. She is extremely loud, and she has to be to get any attention. She always has a camera out and is constantly taking pictures, she often goes up to random people and snaps pictures with them to appear as if she is there with them! She tries to get every guy to sleep with her, of course they have to be wasted to take her home or go home with her. She is proud to be on probation and shows her probation card around as if it were a trophy. I’m really sick of seeing her around and I wish she would stop ruining bars for us! She is trash and I think she is still fat. Oh! She claims to have great boobs, but they are saggy! Once that bombshell by VS comes off those tits sag like it’s nobodies business. Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her muffin top flares out way past her ass.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this thing you see here is Jennifer Aleman. Her breath smells like a dog sh*t in her mouth and it decayed for 10 years. She thinks she’s cute. Everyone calls her McDonalds, hence the eyebrows. I don’t know why she hasn’t realized that she is the most grotesque looking creature on the planet. Please give her a reality check.

I think her giant mouth is more of a concern that her eyebrows.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Morgan Silvey. She lives in Pflugerville, TX. just outside of Austin. She is a total b*tch. She is so self absorbed and manipulative. She thinks she is God’s gift to Earth, and she acts like a two year old. She doesn’t know how to keep her legs shut!! Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her leg ripple upon contact.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Eugenia Vargas, she goes by Gina or Rose as her costumers like to call her. She strips mainly in Austin at P10 but also in Houston. The chick got a boob job and thinks she’s a real perfect ten. She works at strip clubs only to find old men who will pay her for sex. The only thing she thinks she has going for her is that she recently purchased vending machines with the money she got from being a prostitute. She claims to be classy, but classy women don’t hook. She hangs out around Austin clamming to be loaded, but she leaves out the part where she sucks dick for her money. Her trashy roots specially come out after she’s had a drink or two. She’s on probation for being a drug mule. I wonder what her P.O. would think of her constant drug use and prostitution? She is an insecure whore who is in constant need of male attention and female approval. Even though these old men pay her to screw her, she claims they love her! What an idiot, she doesn’t see that they get inside her p*ssy for their pocket change. She has even been knocked up by her costumers and has had abortions. Somebody should tell him how she makes her money before another one of her costumers knocks her up and she blames it on the poor guy.

A strip club…how??  I can see her resting her hand on her belly, she has an overbite and those legs, thine eyes!- nik