She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Talk About An Icky Skank
Posted in Baltimore, Washington DC, Would You? | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Liz Ta**.. she was a striper at the Miami Club in Baltimore, Md and not one at the Flamingo Lounge. (I guess the clubs expectations have gone down)
This girl is just plain nasty. She f*cks with every guys head and the moment they are about to break up with her she tells them that she is pregnant with their kid. When they expect that she isn’t pregnant she trys and convince them that she miss carry’s when she is really on her period. Show any interest she will have sex with you. She can’t even look innocent without dirty skank crossing her forehead..
Every strip club needs a girl who is willing to sleep with all the patrons…however, I’m a little dumbfounded by this one getting the job.- nik
Dirty Army Intel Regarding Jenny Corace
Posted in Baltimore, Miami, New York, The Dirty | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the truth about Jenny Corace is that she is a jersey chaser. She’s been through the entire Florida Marlins Organization, as well as several Orioles and Mets players. She also hooked up with and was seen at several of Shayne Grahams ‘charity’ events. Nolan found out about Jenny’s past (Corace is her changed name, she was in trouble with the law in florida) and bolted. Trust me Nik, he’s better off… She looks like a clown!
Man this story gets better and better… so what is going to happen with the kid? Is it just going to have a miserable childhood with no parents?- nik
Orioles Outfielder Dumps Pregnant Fiancee
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Orioles outfielder and rookie of the year nominee, Nolan Reimold dumped his pregnant fiance, Jenny Corace, weeks before their wedding, changed his phone number and has not spoken to her in months due to cold feet. She was with him in the minors and once he hit the big leagues, he walked out on her and their baby and has not emotionally or financially supported her at all. I know her friend and their baby is due in May and she is heartbroken and devastated. Reimold joins Tom Brady and along list of athletes who feel that women and children are disposable. She is now left to do this on her own.
I don’t feel sorry for her. How did she not see this coming a million miles away? He is in the big leagues now… he needs to trade up to a hot ass DreamKiller that can actually spend all his money and be ok with him cheating on the road.- nik
Terrell Suggs Is A Michael Jackson Fan
Posted in ASU, Baltimore, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | December 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, NFL Star Terrell Suggs attacks his fiance and pours bleach on her. The mother of two of Terrell’s children, 26 year old Candace Williams, applied for and was granted a temporary protective order on Friday requiring Suggs to stay away from her and to leave their Baltimore home.
I wonder if Terrell Suggs’ wife is white? If she isn’t, she sure is now.- nik
(Terrell, let the DreamKiller go! She is crazy. I decided.)
OchoCinco Tail Chase Oct. 10, 2009
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | December 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: omg Nik Chad, Ocho Cinco did the exact same thing to me a few months ago. I WAS a fan of his until he became a total creeper and just wanted to use me for sex, I wish I would have saved some of the texts he sent me they were worse than whoever sent those in. So I added him on twitter, I twitted him once and a few days later he twitted back. After that he started to send me personal messages and asking if I wanted any tickets to watch him make my Baltimore Ravens kiss the baby, because I twitted him once about wanting some side line tickets as a joke. Then when I told him I wanted the tickets (obviously) he said that I had to come hang out with him first cause he doesn’t give tickets to strangers. I was a fan so I got really excited about this. After that we started texting each other a lot (He gave me the exact same number as the other girl, 305-458-5578) He asked me to send him pictures of myself even though I have a lot of them on my twitter account, he said so he could recouldnize me when I came to see him, and that he wanted ones so he could recognize me in the dark…what does that even mean? He told me to dress nice so I wouldn’t embarrass him. Then the night before the game when I did go over to his hotel to hang out no one was there.. he told me that I had to come up to his room and that he was already under his covers waiting for me. So then I left telling him I was not a booty call, and he kept saying don’t you want those tickets, I want you, I wanna get to know you and creepy stuff like that. Chad is a joke, thank god he isn’t coming back to play the rest of the year.
I think Tiger Woods needs to school OchoCinco on how to pick up chicks on the road.- nik
Ex-Cheerleader, Model Material?
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Cheerleaders, Maryland | November 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This busty brunette from Balitmore,MD has 5,000 friends on facebook and was an ex-cheerleader at UMD. She was involved in a mediocre modeling career. I know I would, would you?
Answer: no. She has a pan face, her body looks like a tube, she has no upper lip and she is covering up her 5 head with that weird hair.
Dog Humps Unconscious Guy
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty TV, The Dirty | November 9th, 2009Honestly, is this considered as RAPE?
Ravens Prescott Burgess Loving The Off Season And The White Chicks
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty | August 31st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ravens players Prescott Burgess having fun with the white women in Vegas.
This is why jewish white boys don’t like Vegas. They cannot compete down below.- nik
Another Baltimore Girl
Posted in Baltimore, Would You? | August 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, ok heres another chick from the baltimore area…what do you think?
Answer: No, she has total saggers, and her face is weathered.
“A Man’s Gotta Do What A Man Gotta Do.”- Barry Zito
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty | August 13th, 2009
EMAIL: Yo Nik, it’s T Suggs. Good seeing you up at Pure the other night. I told you I would e-mail you that picture so here it is son. Like I said in the club, I have no beef with you. I kind of like that you put that up, now no one will try to rob my ass! Hit me up if you need tix.
Suggs
Not going to lie… when he started to roll up to me at PURE, security was ready for a one sided war. I thought he was going to pick me up and throw me off stage or at least pound me in the face (Leinart’s Wet Dream). But I have to give it to him… he gave me “props” for the website and asked if the gun shot (below) made him real Scissor Gang Mafia in a joking manner. Respect.- nik
