THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Candus Mullins is a dirty filthy sl*t. She has screwed basically all of Dundalk Maryland and doesnt care if they have a man or not. She has ran thru Golds Gym in Dundalk like its nobodys business. Has danced at every bar there is and sucked anf fu*ked anyone who has thrown her a dollar not to mention she also is a dirty order internet girl who works for touch too much. She is now screwing some old man for money that is like seventy. Just putting this out there so other people dont get burned and there man bangs this dirty wh*re.

Your photography should of been smart enough to crop out your bottom half.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, first off, I get endless hours of entertainment from your site—I’ve told my friends about it and they love it too. I think you keep it real as far as calling out people whether they are famous or not. As for the whole “would you” stuff you definitely cause the typical, average girl a lot of stress since not everyone is genetically blessed/willing to be pooped on for money and plastic surgery. Anyway, here is my opinion on something and I want to hear what you think!  Why do hot girls date ugly guys? (Besides for money!) I am a young, twenty-something girl with lots of attractive girlfriends. But I look at their boyfriends and think “What the hell!” I can run down a list in my mind of friends with boyfriends and not even ONE of the guys is attractive enough to even give a second glance. Worse, despite the girls being hot, fit, smart, etc. the guys aren’t just ugly…they are fat, socially awkward, and stupid! So I ask myself WHY and I believe I have figured out a solution. Girls, ALL girls, want a boyfriend. Any girl who runs around saying “SINGLE ‘n’ LuVin’ IT” is a liar. We are born and bred to want a reliable partner—sorry, it’s true. Men on the other hand, want the opposite. Not once have I met a dude who wouldn’t turn down QUANTITY over QUALITY of women. So what happens next? Top-tier men (hot, fit, smart or not) can play the field and run around banging quantity and quality women because it’s easy. Top tier women on the other hand, want a boyfriend at the end of the day. So second tier men who are fat, lazy, unattractive, and all around not impressive get to step up to these top tier women! The uglier guys who can’t just pull tail any day of the week wife up a hot lady. Done and done. The hot girls settle because women are willing to overlook physical appearance in favor of having someone to love them, be their boyfriend, and prove their worth. I hope you’ll post this or at least remind your daughter when she’s old enough…don’t settle for anything less than what you are yourself.

Well said.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I wanted to tell you about this girl, Jessica Hannon. She is one of the biggest wh*res and gold diggers I know. Before she found her current sugar daddy, she slept around so often, and had a new guy on the daily. She’s super fake, and needs all that makeup to look pretty, so it’s a good thing she went to cosmetology school and is currently a hairdresser by day and a nasty bartender by night. She is currently with a man who is close to 50…. GROSS! We all know she is smashing him for his money, because seriously, who would just buy a girl expensive gifts? She trolls the streets of Baltimore always lokkimg for a new victim. Gentleman Beware!

Is he 52 years old living on the 18th hole of the Four Seasons by the name of Mike?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got a “girl” for you. Chelsea Crim is a dirty, dirty, dirty, three more dirties, wh*re. She makes Snookie look like a saint. Fake as hell, skin so leathery it’s like a Buick seat. She went to the doc’s and I’m not gonna say what she did but it rhymes with shmeshmortion hence the scar. SHe strips at Escape’s on Rt 40 and tells everyone she volunteers at an old home. I’ve taken sh*ts classier than her. What do you think Nik?

Opted for the C-section eh.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell the ladies to be aware, or let me say don’t worry about your man having to try and really put effort into DINFOS, POA School for the United States of America! Terrina Weatherspoon love’s to fraternize, and hook up with the boys, especially the ones that are married and have children! This Navy chic is a very sad representation of the United States Military. I mean really do any of the Public Affairs, POA have to work during school in the United States Military or does the hoe just give credit for make out sessions, gifts, and god knows what else! Talk about extra credit. Yes just giving the extra credit where credit is for sure due! Keep up the good work Terrina!!!! Thanks for all the help with advancing my child’s fathers career, you are a true leader! Take care and good luck at your attempt with instructing POA students and tearing apart families. I’m sure that all military wives among wives in general wish you well. Lives in Odenton, Maryland From Riverside, California.

At least they don’t needa worry about her popping out any kids.  She’s definitely passed the child bearing age limit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ray Charles Quinlan. He is by far one of theee mosssttt disgusting men i have met. He swears like he is the hottest guy in the world and he can have any girl he wants, but i know very few girls who want him. He also claims to be the greatest rapper on this planet when he sucks worse than vanilla ice and his tattoos are more sh*tty than his raps girls. Beware of this loser he may seem harmless but the second he gets the chance he will try to sleep with you and your friends this n*gga is beyond belief WHACK!!

Wait…does he really consider that a mustache?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This here is Mario Rendon aka Bishop. He is a 19 year old loser that cant keep a job to save his own life. He hangs out with kids way younger than him and skates all day with little kids because he ddoesnt have anything better to do. on top of that, he cant get a girl his own age for shit! He’ll act all big and bad but when it comes down too it, he’ll lie straight too your face and say he wasn’t talking shit because he’s a fking pssy! Thats why he got his ass beat and then called for his daddy. He is a lying, backstabbing, two faced piece of shit that derserves the karma thats coming too him! if you see this bitch better hide or daughters and little sisters! He’s a fking disgrace to the asian race! Nik, what do you think about this piece of work?

He smokes cigarettes he finds on the ground. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This slut, is the nastiest bitch ive ever seen in my whole life!!! she has slept with over 40 guys, and thinks she is a stripper but only makes $10 when she dances. people would rather pay her to put her clothes on then take them off. shes a psycho path who stalked and followed her ex around for over a year like a fckin crazy bitch! she has stoloen from her parents jewlery, money, credit cards everything so she can go out . fckin loser! gotten her ass beat because she thinks shes so hard but as soon as someone steps to her shes a little bitch. gotten caught giving blow jobs in the dennys parking lot and got caught getting fucked up the ass in a walmart bathroom.

I feel sorry for dudes in Baltimore having to look at this for entertainment.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Holly Greggs…better known in the Baltimore area as the Mad River Whore. She is a self-centered attention seeker. She likes to get down with her co-workers and there friends as soon as they call last call. Behind the bar, bathrooms, cars, she does not care as long as she gets what she wants. Allegedly she is in a committed relationship, but her current fling must be blind because he has no idea how dirty this girl gets on her work shift. When she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention she decided to create a fake facebook page to make it look like she had a stalker on her hands and then told everyone how creepy it was that someone do that to her. Nik, this girl needs to be called out!

Her relationship is with an older guy whose only in town a couple times a month, don’t worry about it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This open wound on society calls herself Jess and refers to herself as a “modern day reincarnation of betty page”. You can find her hanging around Baltimore’s clubs picking up on Latin guys talking about how strong of a woman she is. Don’t let her fool you, shes merely looking for a free ride and the next guy who buys into her bag of bullshit. But I guess any guy who can look past this arson committing, robo-tripping, “substance counselor” (I guess you qualify as a counselor after you’ve done the spectrum of drugs) is a real people person, or just horribly desperate/drunk. Let this delusional succubus know where she stands Nik.

I’m sure she claims she’s jacked from protein powder.- nik