Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Courtney The Bucket

October 20, 2011 Baltimore 6 8,748 Views

Courtney the bucket

Courtney the bucket

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to Radford and is from Maryland. She is a super wh*re and needs to be called out for her sl*tty ways. This summer she got tag teamed in the back of a car by two complete strangers. She will spread her legs for anyone that gives her the time of day. What do you think Nik?

Arms that thin are unattractive, especially when you have a thick body.- nik



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Homewreckin Bethany

October 7, 2011 Baltimore 6 8,633 Views

homewrwcking wh*ree!

homewrwcking wh*ree!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this homewrecking sl*tty *ss b*tch thinks she hot sh*t and tries to get with everyone’s boyfriends no matter how long they have been together. What kinda girl says “its a turn on when a guy talks to her having a girlfriend” this stupid sl*t has no self confidence, well i wouldnt either if i was her , the girl goes tanning and there is a white ring around her lips lol embarrassing! This b*tches name is Bethany Marie St.Lawrence weighing in at about 180+ pounds! She will open her legs for just about anyone and after a kiss/hug she will pull the I think im pregnant card, ha what a pathetic b*tch.

And she has the belly to do it.  This is why you gotta be careful sticking it in fat chicks.- nik



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Stay Away From Dave

October 6, 2011 Baltimore 0 4 Views

herpeesss!

herpeesss!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, David Hedges. This piece of sh*t right here is my boyfriend. and this is my way of breaking up with him, he has cheated on me countless times and i just cannot forgive him this time. he has givin me a few DRDs. Im not saying which ones cause i dont wanna look like the dirty one. He sticks his greg in everything that has a v*gina and uses girls out the *ss. I’ve done everything for him and he does this to me. After ive wasted over a year of my life on him ive finally had enough courage to do this, girls watch out!

Who gets strung up over their mechanic…just saying.- nik



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Confused Sloot

September 13, 2011 Baltimore 1 6,800 Views

Confused Sut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate this b*tch and i will give you the cliff notes version as to why…Number 1 this bitch has fcked probably eery lacrosse/soccer player in Columbia MD, half of which I am friends with. Number 2 she is dating the local bumb weed head retard who does nothing but smoke weed and mooch off of his neighbors and friends (not to mention he is a punk who talks sh*t but won’t back his sh*t up). Number 3 she lies to him about all of her previous sexcapades which makes everyone that tries to warn him about her and her atomic cooch look like liars. She even went as far as to say she doesn’t know any of these guys at all. One time she came to my house and 4 of the guys she f*cked were there. She uses these guys for their money, has them buy her drugs and alcohol, and she even has had them do her college work for her because she puts on this heavy croatian accent like she doesnt speak/understand english well. That bitch is a complete fraud. She claims that she is a model and that she is Russian… NO BITCH YOU ARE NOT RUSSIAN. I caught her in a lie because she was speaking croatian on her phone in private and when I tried to speak russian to her she had no idea what i said. She is 20 years old but her lungs and liver must be that of a 67 year old man. She is dumb as dirt too. One time she took PCP and smoked some weed and tried to eat bird shit cuz she thought it would make her fly…X_x…but I no hater and I give props where props is due…this girl gives grade A pornstar fellatio.. I won’t lie I could probably ask her for a few tips myself…Im sure her vag is in bad shape though because she screws so many guys AND she drenches her tampons in vodka and puts them in her cooder. (who does that sh*t!!)..That’s not hear say..I’ve seen her do it. She also takes ecstasy up her butt..like she is the nastiest broad in all of columbia. and she isn’t the only b*tch her thats like that. Columbia is a small city and theres very little to do here except f*ck/drink/roll/ect. I’m sure every guy in Columbia knows her rep But Nik, please warn these girls out here to stay away from her and keep her away from their bfs..Also what should we (the DA) call her…I’m sure this won’t be the last we see of her on here!

She’s gunna make it in life by popping out babies…don’t let it be you.- nik



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How About These +2′s

August 18, 2011 Baltimore, The Dirty 21 6,821 Views

how about these +2's

how about these +2's

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl got some new +2′s and I think they are pretty amazing… I’m not going to waste your time and ask if you would, but just wanted to ask you what do you think about her +2′s?

I don’t like the stretch-marks on them. It makes me think she fluctuates in weight (you can also tell in between the legs).- nik



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Dating Site Ghetto Businessman

August 15, 2011 Baltimore, Dirty Predator 5 8,691 Views

Dating site ghetto/businessman

Dating site ghetto/businessman

Dating site ghetto/businessman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Guy is on a dating site called pof. He claims to be really rich and how money is unlimited. Hes not really a business man. I called a plumbing company and he came over! He claims that he spends 10,000 on prostitutes. When I met him he was 100 pounds more then his profile picture. He sent me a picture of his greg in which I found on a porn site. He doesn’t shave!! After I rejected him he started threatening me on pof, then blocked me. He wears the same shirt…he stinks like sh*t.

I think the design on his shirt says it all.- nik 



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