THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chubby ugly who*e, Brittney, is on the loose and having sex with any guy who is willing. She’s disgusting and sloppy. She gets drunk in local Southern Maryland bars including the one she works at, and is known to have sex with men with families, guys with girlfriends, and just any last person who is willing. Not to mention she cant go two seconds without talking about her echo chamber she calls a v*gina. Did I mention she has a boyfriend? Her self respect is almost as bad as her face.

They must use the same head polish.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tessa Bender from Dundalk Maryland. Just turned 18 and living the hooker life. Grew up dancing naked, hooking and doing drugs at the Black Hole. Always so high she doesn’t know whats up from down. She’s f*cked every guy who has ever given her attention regardless of if she has a boyfriend or not. She doesn’t care. Spends her days walking the streets wearing hardly anything. The other times you can find her at her stripper friends house where she currently lives because she was kicked out of her house. She works part time at Tony’s pizza with her dearest mother who looks like a crack white. But you know what they say “like mother like daughter” right? An during the nights you can find her getting high an going to work at dreamers strip club where people thing she’s a d*ke. She has sort the past few months starving herself so she could get more tips at the club. But we all know that 50$ gets you a 10 min bj from this wh*re. She needs the money considering she has no diploma, no college, no listener, no car, and nothing going for her. Nude pics of this sloot have just surfaced on AnonIB where she is freaking out but has no idea what guy posted them. How many people have you set them to? Dang? And what does it matter???? You take your clothes off to make a living. What do you think of this sk*nk Nik?

She can bend her stomach away but not the butt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Chantelle Chilcote/Lucas. She’s recently lost her mind and I’d like to let the Dirty crowd know what she’s been up to. Starting 3 years ago things were going good for Chantelle. Recently married a great guy, had a baby, bought a phat *ss house, not working and driving around in a Mercedes truck…living the dream. Fast forward to today. She’s a serious drug addict, stole all her husbands money, sleeping with whoever will have her, and trying to convince the world that she’s really just narcoleptic. (“that’s why I’m always nodding out.”) For the record Chantelle, you nod out because you’re sniffing h*roin. Well I’ve gotten tired of seeing all the bullsh*t and just wanted to set the record straight for those that didn’t know the REAL story. Chantelle is on a downward spiral and she’s falling fast. Don’t be fooled by her facebook statuses and comments. This girl is not the princess she likes everyone think she is. If you see her out, take her to a meeting or something. You just might save her life.

Don’t do drugs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Terrell R. Mitchell in Temple Hill, MD. He sold a dear friend of mine a dream for 7 months. Had her come all the way to Maryland from Atlanta just to “conquer” and have sex with her and sent her packing. She ends up pregnant(after thats what he said he wanted with her) and now leaving her high and dry with a child to raise while he’s out partying it up. I’ve included screenshots of their conversations and pictures of him. What do you think Nik?

I think he looks ridiculous with that hockey hat on.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there are some girls that can send pictures to me and I like it, but this girl right here that goes by the name Karina Gonzales is a nonstop gold diggin hoe that can’t stop partyin with guys and she leaves her baby with her parents while she goes out n f*cks me and every other n*ggah. Tell me what you think about this puta!

She totally looks like an InstaGram model.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hahahaha looks like we have some Jr 30k Milli wannabes in the making right here. So get this, the football team at Dematha Catholic High School (who’s actually a high ranking national team) decided they needed some more team spirit when 5 of the players decided to order hookers and bring back to the hotel room! After winning their season opener in Hillside, North Carolina. The men engaged in fun even during bed and hallway checks in the middle of night. Two of the students are suspended while they figure out what to do with the rest. But you gotta admit, that’s pretty ballsy and awesome on their part and worth it in my opinion. You Agree Nik?

Shouldn’t the hookers go to jail for having sex with minors? Where is that part of the story?- nik