It’s Time Baltimore Got A Dirty Celeb

Posted in Baltimore, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jen Leach, a bartender and bottle rat from Baltimore, Maryland. I come to your site a lot, and I am disappointed that Baltimore doesn’t have a dirty celebrity! This girl could easily qualify. She will hook up with any guy that has something to benefit her. I know for sure she has traded some favors for pills, bud, and alcohol. She also used to mess with Bossman’s crew. I think she kind of looks like G Girl, too bad you already have a dirty celeb named Same Face– I think her face is stuck like that. So, Nik, what do you think?

We need to do more investigations on this one. I can tell by her eyes that she is a trap.- nik

Freak Show

Posted in Baltimore

Freak show

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This fatty thinks she is such hot sh*t. She brags about her pole dancing classes and how banging her body is. In reality all anybody sees when they look at her is cottage cheese thighs and man face. Simple question Nik: would you for a million bucks tax free?

I don’t know why she’s practicing those pole moves she won’t make it as a stripper.- nik

Division Playoffs

Posted in Atlanta, Baltimore, Chicago, Jersey, New England, Pittsburgh, Seattle, The Dirty

Division Playoffs

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik after going an amazing 1- 4 in picking playoff winners last weekend im going to try not to embarrass myself further this weekend. So what are your picks this weekend? We got BAL/PIT, NYJ/NE, ATL/GB and SEA/CHI.

I told Scooby after week one that the Superbowl will be Atlanta vs. New England and he laughed at me. So my hope is NE/BAL and ATL/SEA to play for a chance to dance in Dallas.- nik

Fatties That Feed Off Of Drama

Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Horses

Two fat girls that FEED off drama.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These are the two most drama filled b*tches you’ll ever come across. For starters the white girl, Holli, is incredibly insecure and takes it out on her “friends” calling them out on what they’re wearing, how they act, etc. Also, this slut cheats on every boyfriend she has and when she’s caught she lies her way out of it. BUT if she finds out about someone else who has cheated on their boyfriend, she is the first person to let the them know. She pretty much gets enjoyment out of drama. SO PATHETIC. Also, the fat mexican in the pictures is also a slut. She goes after everyones boyfriends. And if they happen to hook up with her she thinks she’s the hottest thing to walk the earth. She has had liposuction twice and is STILL fat. LOL. Basically, these girls just suck.

She needs to call her friends out on their clothes cause from the looks of it someone in wearing the exact same dress as her (bottom pic). Sale at the local super center?- nik

Can You Believe He Calls Himself DJ Santa

Posted in Baltimore, Washington DC

DJ Santa.... Seriously. That's His Name.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is such a complete JOKE! Claims to be a native New Yorker, upon coming to Baltimore branded himself “New York’s Hottest Party DJ”, and gained gigs by “free-jaying” (undercutting every DJ by doing gigs for free – which as you’re familiar, some promoters simply don’t care about the quality of DJ simply the end of the night’s payout[s]). Anyone who’s heard him live can attest, this guy’s HORRIBLE! No knowledge of new music in a house-friendly setting, and every other mix he plays has been purchased from a website. Word is, he’s now boosted his rate to $50 a gig (boss!), and gets college p*ssy from gigs he scores playing on a sh*tty PC in someone’s kitchen. HE’S 30!! Also, as you can see, even Far East Movement doesn’t endorse his SGM membership. YOU WILL HATE THIS GUY!

Actually you can book this DJ for $25.00 a night.- nik

Hottest Girl In Baltimore

Posted in Baltimore, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there comes a time in a man’s life when he knows he has stumped the Grand Master Nik Richie. Not only do I know you would stick it in this girl, but I have studied you so well over the last two years to know what intrigues you most are women who are not from major markets. This girl is small town cooking outside of Baltimore. Boom mother f*cka!

The flat broken bridge in the nose tells me she is all natural. Her face is deceiving, different in every image… who is she?- nik

Hot Or Not

Posted in Baltimore, Dirty MySpace, York

hot or not?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chakira a girl i used to bang what do you think? would you?

Answer: No, her facial tattoos look like a cluster of moles, and of course the back fat.

Dirty Little Mermaid

Posted in Baltimore

Dirty Little Mermaid

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Dirty Little Mermaid is a home wrecking whore that new he had a family & children that are now devastated because of her. There was calls everyday for no less than 20 minutes then calls for over an hour from his cell phone & our house phone not to mention constant text messages on his birthday there where 68 text messages in one day it went on for 7 hours straight. The wife paid for every phone call because she supported the husband through school. The same school where all the triflin whores go. Can you believe she still has this picture as her profile picture LMAO. She needs some boobies to fill those shells my hubby likes bobbies. Where are her eyebrows? And your lip ring looks like a cold sore. Oh just so you know Hubby was kicked out now we are heading towards a divorce thanks a lot. Take responsibility for your actions whore!!!

Girls who dye their hair have issues, girls with issues are usually clingy. Gotta think before you stick it in a sloot.- nik

What Do You Think About Candice Dill’s +2′s

Posted in Baltimore, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember the dude from Baltimore that beat up the handicap guy back in May? Well this is his GF Candice Dill and everyone out here thinks she is the hottest thing around and therefore she believes she is cool or something. What do you think about her and that refund gap?

I have never seen +2′s that look like they are made of rubber. She honestly looks like the Michelin Man to me.- nik

ALSO SEE: This Guy And His Friends Beat Up A Legally Handicapped Man

This Guy And His Friends Beat Up A Legally Handicapped Man

Posted in Baltimore, The Dirty

Handicap beater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo NIK! If ever there was a douche to put on blast locally it’s “Scottie” from PM clubbing in Baltimore, Maryland. This guy and his juiced up goons recently beat down a friend of mine last week. Now there is nothing wrong with some fight but the guy they beat up is legally handicapped from brain surgery! 10 on 1 the fight was, my boy was bloodied, all because he had gotten some people kicked out of a club 4 months ago. I really need you to put him and his crew on blast for beating down my handicap friend. He was locked up for it for ago assault! Nik, budd …this old *ss dude needs to retire and stop beating up people who just recovered from brain surgery. What a bag of Gregs.

Bag of Gregs is right… #1 rule in Fight Club is to never beat up retards.- nik

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