LSU Has The Hottest Girls On Campus


Deandra the hottie

Deandra the hottie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Deandra Nicole. She goes to LSU and is considered to be one of the hottest girls on campus for 2 reasons.  One she is a smoke show and the second, she is down to earth and doesn’t act better than anyone.  You can always appreciate that right?  Nik, not asking would you, but just want to get your opinion on her.

Why to LSU girls spackle on make-up? I hate MAC Forcefields on fresh southern accents… it ruins everything for me.- nik

LSU’s Golden Girl


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl was a golden girl at LSU. Her name is Saige. Nothing more needs to be said.  I know you would, and don’t lie cause we all know you are bullsh*tting.

Answer: No. She has no breasts, a mole by her belly button (so gross), broad shoulders, thick/wide armpits and a witch face. Why would anyone want to stick it in?

Miss Courtney Cook


1 abortion + 2 cankles x i live a double life / i think ima lesbian...

1 abortion + 2 cankles x i live a double life / i think ima lesbian...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Miss Courtney Cook. Now don’t let that innocent little duck face confuse you, this girl is a nasty, manipulative, conniving little b*tch. She uses guys for a place to live, money, and attention. She claims her dad molested her, but her dad is a well known and well liked lawyer. She can’t hold a job, probably because if she’s not drinking her life away, She’s popping every pill she can get her hands on. She had one abortion that everyone knows of, so who knows how many shes really had.. She is living a lie and thinks everybody wants her. She is a backstabbing nasty whore who has slept with everyone in Baton Rouge. If she’s not using her current boyfriend, she’s going behind her back and f*cking his best friend, in her boyfriends apartment. I’m 99% sure you’ll catch something just from looking at this girl. Watch out!! She is a conniving fat wh*re!!! Two faced unhappy b*tch! I really do feel bad for her because she is so jealous of everybody else and she wishes she could be just like her friends because she f*cked up her life so bad!! She might be a man… She always dresses like a d*ke! She talks sh*t about everybody and doesn’t know when to shut the helllll up h*e.

I love the close-up on the cankles.  What were you thinking…- nik

Lousiana’s Biggest Douchebags


Lousiana's Biggest Douchebags

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to you the two biggest douchebags in Baton Rouge, maybe even Louisiana, the Gilberts. They think they are hot sh*t! These two make a lot of “friends” but only keep them around to steal their money for their 10 failing “businesses”. The one on the left only keeps around his sk*nky ginger girlfriend (who he’s cheated on several times mind you) for a good f**k and the one on the left sleeps with all of gingers sorority sister somehow since he’s only got one nut! Could you please once and for all let them know how truly ugly they are so they can stop feeling like they have reign over girls this city with their itty bitty diddys?

No successful businessmen has a half beard.  Judge income on scruff.- nik

Approach With Caution


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check out this little hooker. She got paid an “undisclosed” by a rapper called Riff Raff to fly out to LA and suck his greg for a week. She’s known around Baton Rouge as the “cash for f*ck” girl because she’ll sleep with anyone to help her pay for her expensive drug habits. She’ll do anything up her nose from cocaine to H. This busted stripper couldn’t even keep her job at one of the only strip clubs in the area. She’s extremely dirty, perhaps too dirty. She pretends to be a model on facebook and fails with what Nik called, her stumpy chin. This little gold digger has been on this website before so if you see her, approach with caution.

Those have to be real breasts… no way would a chick with a solid boomerang on her face go +2′s before nose job.- nik

Photoshop Doesn’t Cause Cancer


Photoshop Doesn't Cause Cancer

Photoshop Doesn't Cause Cancer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I didn’t want to post anything about Amber after reading the other posts about her. I thought they had everything covered and there was nothing more I could add. But I saw Amber graced the comment section and left these gems. “All of this is extremely entertaining. Thank you for the laugh!” “What I say, what I do, How many boobs I have, if i had surgeries, if I get child support, if I pay it, if i take a poop in the morning. I don’t see how what I do in any way shape or form affects you. Get your own life! I dunno what i did to piss you off personally ..but get over it!” People are saying that she told them different things about the cancer surgeries she had and she calls it extremely entertaining. She is laughing because people feel they have been lied to. This is attention wh*ring at a new level. I can’t say if she has cancer or not. I don’t know. I do know what she tells me and it doesn’t add up with what she tells other people. I can understand why that would piss people off. No one is perfect. None of us can say we are and none of us can say we haven’t lied or sinned. But she has had some big lies over the years. I figured since Jesus was her flavor of the month she would start to own up to the past lies and quit telling new ones. Instead she tells people to get over it. She is nearly 30 years old and still has so much growing up to do. To add to that – I can vouch for the comment left about her hanging out with people who she feels don’t look as good as her. She has even edited friends in pictures to look worse while making herself look better. Let’s just say that she fits in really well with the hypocrites at her new sports arena church.

You know you have issues when you are photoshopping your friends to look uglier than you.- nik

Parkviews Picture Sloot


Parkview's Picture Slute AND EA's Boyfriend Lover

Parkview's Picture Slute AND EA's Boyfriend Lover

Parkview's Picture Slute AND EA's Boyfriend Lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristen Landry. You want to know what landed her on The Dirty, right? Well, she went to Parkview but was kicked out for sending out naked pictures of herself. Somehow, the administration go a hold to them and kick her out. But Nik, the story gets even better. She now goes to East Ascension where she is a cheerleader, but sleeps with all of her fellow cheerleaders boyfriends and MORE. This one doesn’t like single boys, she likes to be “best friends” with their girlfriends, and then get in their pants that way. She may look innocent, but she is banned from many local clubs in the Baton Rouge area because she was getting in before she even turned 18. If you want to get an eye full of this one guys, just hit up Walk-On’s and ask for Kristen. Whatcha Think Nik?

I think she was close to fainting in that first pic she’s sucking in so hard.  I also think there’s something wrong with her thighs, other then being extra large.- nik

Would You With This Southern Belle


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna G. She’s a total cutie and a true southern belle.  You always claim to be a gentleman and this is what a gentleman wifes up/bangs.  She is incredible on the inside as she is on the outside.

Nope, a real Gentleman doesn’t settle for average.- nik

Cheating On Her Husband


Cheating on her husband

Cheating on her husband

Cheating on her husband

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Tammy. She runs karaoke at a few bars around and is a total wh*re. She has even been known to offer sex for money. She is cheating on her husband who is in the Army. She looks like a goodie goodie but don’t be fooled. I feel sorry for her kids the most.

If you are stationed overseas you should never marry someone from the bar, cheating is inevitable.- nik