THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
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Kim Kardashian Wannabe
Posted in Baton Rouge, Fish Lips, LSU | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren. She talks sh*t about everyone but gets her ass beat. She thinks she’s so hot. She is absolutely disqusting, and sleeps with everyone.I’ve only met her a few times, but the parties we were at everyone wanted her to leave. No one likes her. So Nik… Would you?
Answer: no. her greg scrappers (teeth) are almost as unappealing as her lips.
No Idea What To Say
Posted in Baton Rouge | March 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik–i dont even kno where to begin with this thing. all i kno, she thinks shes hot. you decide.
+2’s and a head transplant wouldn’t help this young man.- nik
Updated Pictures Of Optical Illusion
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s some more up to date photos of O-il and I must say she is lil now but, what’s up with her lips? was she going for the fish lips look when she got them done?
She is only trying to get skinny because of me. Great, now her rack is disappearing???- nik
Sweatheart From Baton Rouge
Posted in Baton Rouge, New Orleans | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Megan. She works at Hooters in baton rouge and is a wanna-be model. I think she’s really pretty actually, and i kinda feel bad cause her family and most of the people she hangs out with are complete trash. I think she should be a dirty celeb since new orleans is slackin!
I am not sure on the Dirty Celeb thing because she is pretty average to normal looking to me.- nik
My Wife Is An Escort
Posted in Baton Rouge | February 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is a wh*re…and I mean that in a literal sense. She just got caught cheating on her husband…fine house, nice car, great guy (been friends with him a long time)…and by cheating, I mean she was turning tricks…that’s right, she’s a HOOKER! Behind his back, she was hooking for an escort service…for $250/hr. She’s been playing housewife for more people than him, apparently. By the way, this is the pic she used for the ad on the escort service website…the shot in the red shirt (the one with the strange spark-plug hairdo) features HIS house in the background. UM….If I was hiding my secret hooker life from my husband who made plenty of money, I think I’d avoid including pictures his home.
I feel like I need to shower after looking at this.- nik
Crazy
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Laura Sm!** from LSU. Your typical sorority girl in every way. She thinks she is the most beautiful girl on campus. Nik, do your thing..
Answer: not a chance, look at those eyebrows.
LSU Brunette
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, The Dirty | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this brunette from LSU.. super smoking and i know you cannot deny that sexy body of hers.
Answer: No, for some reason I feel like she just took a couple lucky pictures… it happens. I doubt her body really looks like that.
What Is Thin
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw O-ill put up new pics on facebook and shes really not fat. maybe shes trying to shed some pounds for her new years resolution?
Maybe she is trying to shed some pounds for the DIRTY ARMY? You are almost there O-ill… 5 pounds away from greatness.- nik
O-Ill Is Hot!
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty | January 14th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t heard any news about my favorite dirty celeb O-ill. So I’m going to post some new pictures of her skying trip to Colorado. This girl is stacked. I would and you would Nik.
She is getting a little bit better looking in her old age, but I still wouldn’t let her touch my Greg.- nik
Shes Been Around
Posted in Baton Rouge, Cougars, Dallas, Would You? | December 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this old nasty skank has definitely been around….she bangs guys for money and drugs..pills, c*ke, cr*ck.. She’s given two other guys I know besides me Herpes and Crabs. She thinks she looks good…she looks like a cr*ck head skeleton with two water ballons attached to her chest! Her face looks old and the expression on her face in this picture looks like she needs to fart or take a sh*t! What do you think? Would you?
Gross, why do any pair of +2’s get guys so excited..hers are cheap and she looks 50.- nik
