THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl was posted a few days ago. The post was obviously about “Amber Leigh” the gold digging 30 year old from New Roads. She photoshops her pictures to make herself look way better than she usually does. Also, she’s dating some guy she’s met once that is across seas right now. She jumps job to job yet she always posts about how much she “loves Louis Vuitton” HINT HINT you have champagne taste on a trailer trash beer budget, HONEY! Did your child support pay for that MK watch? Or did you sugar daddy across seas wire you some money? GET OVER YOURSELF! You aren’t the first girl to ever get a sleeve OK?

I thought Louis Vuitton doesn’t sell to white women with tattoo sleeves?- nik

ALSO SEE: Baton Rouge Needs A Dirty Celeb

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Chelsea Gender. She is a nasty freckled face sl*t. She works at Hooter’s and I don’t even know how the hell she got the job because she doesn’t even have any so she had to go out and buy some Hooters “boob job”. HA. But if thats what it takes to make her ugly self feel better then ok. Shes like a walking DRD so “watch out” IF you ever come in contact with this gender face make sure you wear a mask and run far far away!

What’s with those pits…shaving accident?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Baton Rouge needs a dirty celeb. Meet Amber. She is a photographer and models for her own pics. She has 1000′s of herself on her Facebook and it is hard to find one that isn’t edited beyond the point where she is recognizable. She isn’t bad looking so she doesn’t need to airbrush herself so bad, but she does anyway. She became obsessed with church and Jesus recently but that won’t stop her relationship status from changing weekly. She likes to talk about how good of a person she is and it is what is inside that counts, but shes always braggin about how much money her new boyfriend makes. What else do we need to make her a celeb?

It’s amazing what Photoshop can do.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Baylea Ballard. She is an obnoxious drunk that needs to be put on blast. She thinks she is Gods gift to the world. Newsflash sweetie: your not! Not even close to it! It looks like her face was beat with a pan. She gets so drunk she doesnt even remember anything the next day. Now she has a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it. I dont know how he puts up with her. Shes a whore. Absolutely LOVES LOVES LOVES attention!!! If shes not the center of attention you better watch out. I hate girls like this. What do you think Nik?!

The dead weight of her arms must suffocate guys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay this girl Ashley R deserves to be on this website. Her god honest qualities are leaving her little girl behind with her parents while she does methadone, c*ke, weed, drinking, and etc. She lies about everyone and most people who know her already know she is a compulsive liar. She never smiles and shows her teeth because its not a pretty sight. I promise you she has created so much drama with others and never stops goes as far as stalking certain chicks and doing weird stuff. its just plain freaky dude. Put her on Blast. I bet many know her and will agree she is a serious whack job. So serious, The Child Protection service should investigate.

I rarely say this but Ashley…you NEED more makeup.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this tool bag is a total D-bag! He needs to be exposed… He has been wearing the same suit he stole and can not afford new clothes. He is a founder of a company called claim your journey that “brings runners together.” He lives in Baton Rouge but is a Lake Charles tool bag. I think he just picked up this new trophy to add to his list, the guy needs a real job, you can see what kind of sloots he hangs around.

That is not a trophy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Heather. Where do i start with her? I mean shes a wh*re. And a druggy. She is constantly on drugs. Any kind of pill she can get her hands on goes in her mouth. She is 21 with 2 kids. The 2nd childs father is a drug dealer and isnt even in the kids life. Not to mention she was on drugs the whole time she was pregnant. thats why her baby was 1 week late and 4lbs. She never even went to the doctor the whole pregnancy. Her 1st kid was taken away by the father. I’m sure it wont be long before the 2nd one gets taken away by the state. Her mom pretty much takes care of her kids and then she wants to complain when her mom trys to claim the babies for income tax. She is currently dating a guy that just got out of jail for selling pills. Wow she sure knows how to pick them right? This girl way back was actually a good girl. Until she started dating some guy with money and drugs. Then it went down hill from there. This girl seriously needs a reality check. I guess jail wasn’t good enough.

Looks like she has perma lock jaw.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have seen this girl on here before but thought it time to update the community. Her name is Gabbie Seal. She works at a strip club here as a waitress and on her nights off gets on stage and strips. She is a cold hearted b*tch that uses and abuses anyone that tries to be friends with her. My ex girlfriend tried being nice to her and was used for her money till she was broke because Gabbie gave all kinds of stories on how she needed money to pay bills so my ex gf helped her out once and then every couple days she was calling her begging for more money. I seen her working at the Crazy Horse over the weekend and she was literally making out with like 3 different people in the club that night. And yes I said in the club for everyone to see not in VIP. If she does that in the veiw of everyone what does she do in the private rooms? I have attached a couple updated pictures that my ex sent me off of her Facebook page. She is a hardcore lesbian from what I have been told by several females and plays guys too get what she wants. Watch out for her guys she will use you for your money then wont talk to you anymore when she doesnt need money untill the next time she needs something.

Strip club waitresses always make the switch, only a matter of time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Victoria Macedo aka Tori aka THE GROUPIE. She is most well known for having sex with not one roomate but all the roomates!! Shes not a long walk on the beach kinda girl if you know what i mean, one good smile is all it takes from just the right guy to get her juices flowing!! If anyone is in the baton rouge-LSU area feel free to look this girl up!

She could use some of her friends chin, lean out her face a little.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy right here is known as Lance Horrocks. He is 50 years old and dates 20-24 year olders. Lance was married for years until he cheated on his wife with his at the time 22 year old sons best girlfriend who was 20. I am just wondering where has this world come to now when a guy at that age is preying on young girls. Be careful ladies this ones a charmer!

Any guy who opens his wallet is a charmer to a sloot.  He’ll soon experience the wrath of a gold digger.- nik