THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet JASMINE GREEN OF MCVOY HALL. This is one of the most disgusting pieces of filth to ever walk LSU’s campus. I know what you may be thinking.. Judging this hippo-like appearance, there is no way this pig gets around. WRONG. You may be familiar with the term “flipper”, and if you’re not, we refer to them as girls who serial fuck the athletes at LSU. Yes. Even this pig fcks basketball players that warm the bench, the third string football players, and has tried her hand (and been denied) with a few good looking football starters. When this grotesque beast isn’t letting a stranger suck on her size 40JJ saggy boobs in an elevator, she’s causing drama everywhere she goes on AND off campus. No matter where you spot this whore, she is starting shit. She constantly degrades and insults servers at restaurants for no apparent reason, eats her meal, and then complains to and bitches out the manager about the meal and server in order to get the meal for free. It has been rumored that her cheap ass smuggles full fifths into bars, in between her boobs. She constantly smells like pure shit. She wreaks of sweat and feces. If you just so happen to run into this filthy grease ball, PLEASE recommend a shower and get as far away as you can.

Wet naps.  nuff said.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. She deleted her facebook and seems to have dissapeared off the face of the earth! I guess shes loving Vegas!

Sloots can’t resist attention, she’ll be back.  Just doing damage control so she can keep that watch…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brittney Griese,this is as nasty as BR gets. Let me tell you, she for a fact,she has sex with a man around his 50′s for money in Lafayette his name is Tim McCullin. She currently fuks:Dax,Parker ,Riley,TJ,& Ricky. She sent her daughter to live in California while she “gets her life together”. She constantly gets her ass beat everywhere she goes,and her hair is so fried from dying it she has bald spots in her head. She thinks people “hate on” her when actually people just think shes annoying and trashy. While she was pregnant,she was constantly drinking fifths of Jack & getting into fights. She admits how she leaves her child with strangers for weeks on end while she goes out and does god knows what. She always claims to be moving to Cali every month,but never does so. If you want clamidia,and somebody who takes a lot of Xanax sign up here,because she constantly has it.

Her metabolism really crept up on her didn’t it…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dude is a dreamer wanna be rap star who thinks he is gonna be the next Eminem! Now’s he says he’s signed to Dead Game Records and blah blah, He can’t even pack the crown in his hometown of Baton Rouge! Him and his wanna be manager Tiger Blackwell, these dudes are a joke trust me, they are playing a big boys world and they punks trust me. …..Now he’s singing the theme song to Swamp People supposedly haha……..Me and my girlfriend bought a car from this dude and he barely could finish the paperwork! …….Billy get a life and keep selling cars put a fork in ya done! Nik blast these dudes this is not their first time on the dirty!

He has quite the intimidating crew.- nik