THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik wondering if you would because it seems all of Nola, Lafayette and Baton Rouge has. But first here’s her hofax report: she thinkss she famous bc she had 5 mins on a wannabe knockoff show of Jersey shore ( a real winner, right ? NOT ) to show how she has sex with randoms and yes on tv ( your parents must be real proud that they raised such trash), she gets plastered every night of the week to the point of where she passes out in bars and in guys cars and yes I have seen her laid out ( all star weekend ring a bell Mattie ? ) I woke at several clubs so yes I get to witness this trash on her nightly sessions, she looks like a giraffe on crack when she drinks (she’s like 9 feet tall), be careful when she smiles bc it makes us cringe. If you’re so “famous” Mattie get your teeth fix bc they hurt our eyes every time you smile at us. All this girl has accomplished is getting more turns on her vagina then a durn knob has. Every time we see her out the only thing she talks about is that show, no one even showed up to your “premiere” party. Congratulations on being “famous” for being Nola’s biggest sl*t. By the way the pics you sent two of my guy friends (yes they showed us) you need to learn to keep your clothes on !