Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dope Head Dave and Meg

March 4, 2013 Baton Rouge 49 6,483 Views


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these dope heads are sucking dick for roxy’s and mth, yes… BOTH of them. Then having one of his sons staying in a damn shed as you can see. They stay so fcked up and can’t even keep their vehicles on the road or their eyes open…that’s why his face looks like this. He needs to leave this juvenile crckhead alone and take care of his kids and quick sucking dick for pills and mth in the TRAILER PARK! Yep, he’s sucking dick in the trailer park and hooking up cable to support their habit but cant support either child he has made. These slump buster’s need to grow up and face reality. What happened to the term father? 5 years ago he was anti drug and a supervisor for the local cable company then decided to be spiteful when his wife left him after trying to run her and their son off the road and pretending to k** himself not knowing he was choosing pills over his family. Then the meth whore tried fighting his ex wife because she brought him to his father and not her during visitation. She got her ass beat on the ladder rack of his truck…I guess you get what you give. If anyone needs their dick sucked and has drugs, here you go! How LOW can you go?

Have they been living out of a motel?- nik



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Maybe There Is A Reason Guys Always Leave Her

February 26, 2013 Baton Rouge 22 8,886 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is named Blaire. She is always posting how dudes screw her over… Did anyone every think that she is just a massive b*tch and no one can stand her??!? She hates on everyone and check out that nose! Who is she trying to fool? She is a nobody so stop thinking she is anything other than that! She complains about partying while she is partying!

Don’t party and maybe you will find a real guy.- nik



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I Have An Interesting Question

February 19, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU, The Dirty 599 92,857 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I am a daily dirty reader and I figured that you can help me with this. I have done my research and feel like I’m not getting all the info that I need. I figured with all of the “dirty celebs” on here, including yourself, can give me some advice. I just learned how to squirt (female ejaculation) I absolutely love it and my man does too. I learned the technique and I know that I have to be comfy and hit the g-spot, push out ect, but my questions are: 1)How do some people shoot large amounts out at a time and 2) what can I do to enhance it. I’ve been doing keagles too, hoping that helps. I done it last night really good, then today I tried again and it only gushes out a little bit. I want explosion every time! Nik, can you and your dirty army help? Happy birthday by the way!

I hate squirters (Erin Andrews)… the only one who should be spraying chicks down is the man. No guy wants to make the process longer by wasting 20 more minutes cleaning himself off. So gross.- nik



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Nick Capello

February 12, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 14 6,890 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: everyone stay away from this douchebag! he thinks he’s hot shit but in reality he really isnt even that cute. he has the WORST personality, split personalities, hes abusive to women and he thinks its okay. hes strung out on pain pills and is doing absolutely nothing with his sad pathetic life. hes disgusting. hes a liar and a cheater, he got a girl pregnant and was trying so hard to deny it. i dont think i was supposed to say anything about that. oops. since ive known him in highschool he has had sex with about 35 girls. ages ranging 18-40 years old!!!! he is so gross! you can find this nasty fcker at anytime fitness on 30 trying to pick up girls, or somewhere in tigerland getting wasted like a sloptart. LADIES BEWARE!!!! you are wasting your time on this freakshow. oh and hes a cheater. he will fck anything with a pussy.

From the looks of this picture he prefers, and caters to gregs.- nik



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Don’t Do Drugs

February 7, 2013 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 67 81,619 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there have been some posts about Rhian Alise here in the past. None of them show how she looks now, though. She has had so much work done, she isn’t recognizable anymore. That’s not a positive thing. If you see her in real life, it’s scary. It looks like a walking Photoshop disaster. Now she is trying to be a DJ and says she is going to tour the country. Baton Rouge is used to this creature lurking around, zoned out on pills. Time for the rest of the United States to get prepared.

I wonder if she has +2′s in her chin?- nik



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Loves Em And Leaves Em

February 5, 2013 Baton Rouge 18 10,027 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, How may people can you be in love with and want to get married to in 14 months? At least 3 times. Here is Kristin Lackey. She used my friend for money and place to stay here in Baton Rouge. Taklked of marriage. then she left her and went off with our other friend. Again, in love and wanted to get married. tats and everything. Then Kristin left the state to get engaged again in tennessee. and yes, tats and promise rings. Nik, how many girls do you know that run from one person to the next swearing to be in love and wanting to get married?

Same sex marriage is legal in Baton rouge??- nik



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