Baton Rouge | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Revenge

March 19, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This jerk decided to cheat on me. I hate him so I thought everyone should see this. Take a close look at his balls. Oh and his kik is johnsuttle



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Lexii Kelley

March 13, 2014 Baton Rouge 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: I would like to say that whoever wrote about Lexii Kelley in the first place is a sad individual because that is not at all her and you have literally no idea what you put this poor girl through. You can literally choke on a dick. You are simply mad at the fact that she is doing something better with her life, she stops what she’s doing to literally go help someone, whether she knows them or not. She can turn your day completely around by how sweet and hilarious she is, not mention that she is becoming a beautiful and successful model and car enthusiast. So, next time you write about someone you should actually make it sound believable and know all your facts. K thanks!



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Breaux the Sloot

February 24, 2014 Baton Rouge, New Orleans 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik wondering if you would because it seems all of Nola, Lafayette and Baton Rouge has. But first here’s her hofax report: she thinkss she famous bc she had 5 mins on a wannabe knockoff show of Jersey shore ( a real winner, right ? NOT ) to show how she has sex with randoms and yes on tv ( your parents must be real proud that they raised such trash), she gets plastered every night of the week to the point of where she passes out in bars and in guys cars and yes I have seen her laid out ( all star weekend ring a bell Mattie ? ) I woke at several clubs so yes I get to witness this trash on her nightly sessions, she looks like a giraffe on crack when she drinks (she’s like 9 feet tall), be careful when she smiles bc it makes us cringe. If you’re so “famous” Mattie get your teeth fix bc they hurt our eyes every time you smile at us. All this girl has accomplished is getting more turns on her vagina then a durn knob has. Every time we see her out the only thing she talks about is that show, no one even showed up to your “premiere” party. Congratulations on being “famous” for being Nola’s biggest sl*t. By the way the pics you sent two of my guy friends (yes they showed us) you need to learn to keep your clothes on !



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She Has A Very Open Spirit

February 19, 2014 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 127

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is pretty easy to sleep with, she has slept with almost 30 people, basically she has no morals.  Tons of photos and videos of her naked and having sex. A girl who cares about nothing but getting Greg in her!! Claims to have “morals” but will try anything to hook up with anyone. Sending naked pics to the entire staff of where she works and always trying to have sex in the back office! If you are a Houma Nutrishop customer she will defiantly let you take a ride! White or black she doesn’t care! Just have something for her to ride on and your all set!!!

Does she have a real name?- nik



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Denham Springs/BR Predator

February 4, 2014 Baton Rouge 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware of this man ERIC MILITELLO or “TATOR” if you run across him in person or on dating sites. He works as Security at several bars in Denham Springs. He takes advantage of intoxicated women getting several numbers every night he works, when he has a girlfriend at home. He lives off of disability and won’t keep a job in fear of losing his free monthly check. He sleeps around and rumors are heard that he has given a couple girls an . He is also abusive and manipulative. He will tell you that nobody loves him or wants him since his wreck. He will tell you that nobody has ever loved him and he always ends up with women who cheat on him when he is the cheater. He will give you a pity story so that you will feel sorry for him. He claims that he does not play games and that he hasn’t had sex since his wreck which is a lie because he was in a 3 year relationship after his wreck and 2 other relationships before that relationship. His wreck was back in 2007. He is psycho and will threaten to kill himself and pulls out butcher knives to get what he wants or to control the person he is with or talking to. He is physically abusive and tried to run his girlfriend’s car off the road just because he didn’t want to her to leave him. He gets on Skout and Date Hookup and several other dating sites, saying he’s single and that his ex-girlfriends are crazy, controlling and psycho so that nobody will believe them when the truth comes out that he is a cheater. He lives at home with his maw maw because he would rather live rent free with no bills other than his cell phone and car insurance. He tries to pick up women at registers when he checks out at stores. He claims to be a Christian and have NEVER done drugs but admitted in front of his friends that he has smoked pot before and he rarely ever goes to church. He lied to his girlfriend, telling her he was going to Home Depot when she caught him at Chili’s with a 40 something year old woman. He is only 28. He keeps his phone locked and on silent so that nobody hears his phone going off from all the other women calling or texting. He will pretend to be playing a game on his p hone when he is texting or on FB messaging other women. HE IS A PLAYER AND PURE GARBAGE!!!!!! He doesn’t have any standards and will sleep with any woman of any race, and age. He even slept with a 62 year old woman because she got him a job at plant. He uses people to get what he wants. He claims to have been laid off from his jobs at the plant, but his paperwork says he was discharged. He won’t even put any effort into finding a job but if he does happen to get a job, it never lasts over 4-6 months because he knows he will lose his disability.

That’s an aggressive soul patch.- nik



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Typical Denham Trash

February 3, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY: First off I’m not trying to bash on anybody, just give a fair warning that I wish I would have got. This fine specimen here has a very long track record of playing with guys emotions while cleaning out their bank account. She’s very good at what she does since she has been at it for years and you will never expect it or see it coming from this innocent nd sweet acting country girl. She will lead you to believe she’s a hard working single mom that has her act together for a month or so and the BAM then come the games. First she’ll tell you but in realit has never stoppe has never stopped using and during the past she has gone from shooting pills 2 shooting up heroin. after you have had sex with her numerous times she will start crying and lay it on you that she has the herps. She will also tell you how abusive and controlling ALL of her exes were but when she’s finished with you she will also say the same about you. She has had sex with numerous guys of all colors for drugs and apparently still sleeps with her kids dad while you think you’re in a healthy relationship. She also has *** c from over 10 years of shooting up so beware this is just a fair warning to try and at leaststop her from claiming another victim! By the way I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digga, but she ain’t messin with no broke Nokia



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Nik expose this Skeezer

February 3, 2014 Baton Rouge, New Orleans 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this slut, Jenn Messina, known as plaquemines #1 slut, is butting into business she has no idea about. She is married to a woman beater because that’s all she can get. Yet, she sleeps around and pops pills like they are going out of style. Expose her!

Maybe its due to these sexts..- nik



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She Needs To Stop Trying To Get With My Husband

February 1, 2014 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 164

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cheating whore cheats on her husband constantly! She’s always trying to get with my husband. She can’t keep her legs clothes to save her life.  Probably why she has 4 kids. This is her second time on here. One day she might learn her lesson. I really feel sorry for her husband.

You can tell how many kids she has by her neck wrinkles.- nik



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