Baton Rouge | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

She Has A Very Open Spirit

February 19, 2014 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 127


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is pretty easy to sleep with, she has slept with almost 30 people, basically she has no morals.  Tons of photos and videos of her naked and having sex. A girl who cares about nothing but getting Greg in her!! Claims to have “morals” but will try anything to hook up with anyone. Sending naked pics to the entire staff of where she works and always trying to have sex in the back office! If you are a Houma Nutrishop customer she will defiantly let you take a ride! White or black she doesn’t care! Just have something for her to ride on and your all set!!!

Does she have a real name?- nik

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Denham Springs/BR Predator

February 4, 2014 Baton Rouge 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware of this man ERIC MILITELLO or “TATOR” if you run across him in person or on dating sites. He works as Security at several bars in Denham Springs. He takes advantage of intoxicated women getting several numbers every night he works, when he has a girlfriend at home. He lives off of disability and won’t keep a job in fear of losing his free monthly check. He sleeps around and rumors are heard that he has given a couple girls an . He is also abusive and manipulative. He will tell you that nobody loves him or wants him since his wreck. He will tell you that nobody has ever loved him and he always ends up with women who cheat on him when he is the cheater. He will give you a pity story so that you will feel sorry for him. He claims that he does not play games and that he hasn’t had sex since his wreck which is a lie because he was in a 3 year relationship after his wreck and 2 other relationships before that relationship. His wreck was back in 2007. He is psycho and will threaten to kill himself and pulls out butcher knives to get what he wants or to control the person he is with or talking to. He is physically abusive and tried to run his girlfriend’s car off the road just because he didn’t want to her to leave him. He gets on Skout and Date Hookup and several other dating sites, saying he’s single and that his ex-girlfriends are crazy, controlling and psycho so that nobody will believe them when the truth comes out that he is a cheater. He lives at home with his maw maw because he would rather live rent free with no bills other than his cell phone and car insurance. He tries to pick up women at registers when he checks out at stores. He claims to be a Christian and have NEVER done drugs but admitted in front of his friends that he has smoked pot before and he rarely ever goes to church. He lied to his girlfriend, telling her he was going to Home Depot when she caught him at Chili’s with a 40 something year old woman. He is only 28. He keeps his phone locked and on silent so that nobody hears his phone going off from all the other women calling or texting. He will pretend to be playing a game on his p hone when he is texting or on FB messaging other women. HE IS A PLAYER AND PURE GARBAGE!!!!!! He doesn’t have any standards and will sleep with any woman of any race, and age. He even slept with a 62 year old woman because she got him a job at plant. He uses people to get what he wants. He claims to have been laid off from his jobs at the plant, but his paperwork says he was discharged. He won’t even put any effort into finding a job but if he does happen to get a job, it never lasts over 4-6 months because he knows he will lose his disability.

That’s an aggressive soul patch.- nik

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Typical Denham Trash

February 3, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY: First off I’m not trying to bash on anybody, just give a fair warning that I wish I would have got. This fine specimen here has a very long track record of playing with guys emotions while cleaning out their bank account. She’s very good at what she does since she has been at it for years and you will never expect it or see it coming from this innocent nd sweet acting country girl. She will lead you to believe she’s a hard working single mom that has her act together for a month or so and the BAM then come the games. First she’ll tell you but in realit has never stoppe has never stopped using and during the past she has gone from shooting pills 2 shooting up heroin. after you have had sex with her numerous times she will start crying and lay it on you that she has the herps. She will also tell you how abusive and controlling ALL of her exes were but when she’s finished with you she will also say the same about you. She has had sex with numerous guys of all colors for drugs and apparently still sleeps with her kids dad while you think you’re in a healthy relationship. She also has *** c from over 10 years of shooting up so beware this is just a fair warning to try and at leaststop her from claiming another victim! By the way I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digga, but she ain’t messin with no broke Nokia

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Nik expose this Skeezer

February 3, 2014 Baton Rouge, New Orleans 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this slut, Jenn Messina, known as plaquemines #1 slut, is butting into business she has no idea about. She is married to a woman beater because that’s all she can get. Yet, she sleeps around and pops pills like they are going out of style. Expose her!

Maybe its due to these sexts..- nik

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She Needs To Stop Trying To Get With My Husband

February 1, 2014 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 164


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cheating whore cheats on her husband constantly! She’s always trying to get with my husband. She can’t keep her legs clothes to save her life.  Probably why she has 4 kids. This is her second time on here. One day she might learn her lesson. I really feel sorry for her husband.

You can tell how many kids she has by her neck wrinkles.- nik

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Simple Would You

January 31, 2014 Baton Rouge, Would You? 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, simply put, do you think this girl is pretty?

Answer: No, she’s over exposed and angled to reduce the horse.

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Sexy Lingerie Model Opal Osborne

January 29, 2014 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 195

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gorgeous girl is Opal Osborne, she’s a lingerie model and married, but plays around with many men! She says she weighs in at 250 pounds, but I doubt it. She loves to ride and is damn good at it. I just wonder what your opinion is Nik?  Many don’t find her hot and say she is a little over weight but I feel like she is perfect.  A girl like that is beyond fun because you can stick your Greg into 30 different places… you can’t beat that can you?

I can see all 30 places.- nik

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Who Is Elliot

January 23, 2014 Baton Rouge, New Orleans 285

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THE DIRTY ARMY: My bf and father of my 10 montg old daughter decided to start cheating on me with this thing 3 months ago right after my grandma who was pretty much my mom passed… he says her name is Elliot… da I need info. I texted her and was nice out and asked her to please not contact him and she refused to respond. So help me out. I know she’s a troll and I promise if it was’t for my daughter is post a pic to prove I’minfinity times better.

Whats the milker for?- nik

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