THE DIRTY ARMY: Look nik a picture of the pretty couple. This is Stuart Kenney and his “girlfriend”, good looking gal but poor dumb bitch doesnt realize hes a pole smoker. When he is home in Houston they are inseparable, because they are dating. The minute hes driving back to LSU in Baton Rouge hes on Grindr hunting for cock. Hes the biggest closet case whore in Baton Rouge. Hes a lying sac of shit too. I know of 5 dudes hes told he was a virgin to. Bitch ur no cat… you dont get 9 chances to claim your loose hole as being virgin. He dates and cheats every homo in BR he can find. Total manwhore. Hes not even that good looking. But yeah the bitch is dumb. What st8 guy dresses the way he does, doesnt know shit about ANY SPORT and has emotional issues because hes bipolar.

Dudes standing like he just took one up the butt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Miss Kyle Bridges is always looking for a new man, and always has her shovel in hand. GOLD DIGGIN SHOVEL that is!!! This broke bitch from Rayville, LA went to LSU as a student worker because she was too poor to pay tuition. Broke as hell yet shacking up in a 3m Mansion on the lakes with 2 gays, traveling all over the globe Jet Setting and giving up the ass. Now that she has dried and drained all the $ she could out of Louisiana, bitch is in Los Angeles draining it dry. This gold digger slut gets what she wants. She wants your $$$$ and someone elses dick. Yep! She is not only using you for $ she is also cheating on you. Why else would she be on grinder all the time searching for cock? Nothing will ever satisfy this nasty hoe. Id advise you keep a close tab on your wallet if you see her, no telling what she will do when she smells money.

Who wears pants in that relationship, and I mean literally, do they both wear man pants?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so Nik, Sarah here was dating one of the biggest losers in BR Joseph L she than leaves Joseph to hook up with one of his best friends Brett B LOL Now whos surprised shes cheating on Brett B and they broke up. So ms Sarah is on escapades in vegas, so Nik would you??

Answer: No, skin complexion is off above her +2′s, I’m guessing photoshop (which is needed for refunds).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-This is Kayla from Baton Rouge. She is the most deceiving, heartless bitch i’ve ever met. She won’t fck with single guys, but if they have a boyfriend se thinks she can do whatever she wants with them. She leads guys on and fcks with their heads then just drops them. If u aren’t a bald, obnoxiously huge meathead then she doesn’t care about u. She fcked Mike Stud at the Kappa house and is obsessed with him. Her and all her friends r sluts. All they care about is going to bars every night thinking that they r “exclusive” and starting shit with everybody. Somebody needs to tell this bitch she isn’t what she thinks she is. I also heard rumors that she has a cam show she streams from her bedroom. BITCH

Wonder where she got those purses…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl is a bartender who cannot keep a good job, got fired from local apartment complex and is now working at CityBar in Downtown BR. She is a psycho slut who is thinks she is hot shit and is guilty of stalking her hot ex-boyfriend Jared M. She follows him wherever he goes out and tries to be buddies with his sister just to keep sleeping with him. She is often hanging out with fellow sloots and previous postees on the dirty, Scotti P. and Kelly “Busted ass Barbie” P. She is a Jersey Shore/Italian wannabe going nowhere in life but thinks that she is a local celebrity since her modeling agency is instagram and she’ll add anyone on facebook just so randoms will compliment her! She has no tits, a busted ass face, stringy, over-processed hair and is guilty of often taking selfies making the duck face and wearing fake “nerd” glasses. She is just another piece of Denham trash who cannot get a degree and will never hold a good job or have a husband because she is always drunk skanking around BR! Tell us what you think Nik!

When she’s not upside down she looks like a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so sorry I waited this long to post this. Meet Alex Keene and Kirk Napoli. As you can see, Kirk is approximately 89yrs old and is quite possibly Alex’s grandfather. What you can’t see are his bitch tits and liposuction scars…but that’s another topic. It should also be evident from the pic above that the lovely Alex struggles with her weight and can’t seem to hide her Nanny McPhee tooth even when smiling through closed lips. Anyway, this aesthetically tragic couple met in the VIP room of a local strip club. She knew he was a gold mine and a sucker from watching all the other dancers trip over themselves to get to him every night. Guess she gave one hell of a slip and slide that in VIP because the two have been inseparable every since. He flies her all over the country, all while pretending to be too broke to take care of his daughter or pay his ex-wife the alimony she’s entitled to (he pays a little…but only what he fooled the courts into thinking he could afford…right before he bought a new Jag and flew to Europe for 2 weeks with McPhee). I wonder how long it will take for his addiction to underage prostitutes to ruin this beautiful relationship the way it f#cked up his marriage? The second pic above is a snap shot from a private investigator who caught Kirk on tape soliciting sex from a minor during one of his many trips with his “friends” to Costa Rica (I use quotation marks around friends because everyone knows Kirk doesn’t have any…thats how his wife knew he was lying and that she should have him followed). Anyway, I wish them luck, I hope he at least wraps his greg when he cheats on her with her former co-workers from the strip club, and I pray she’s ready to wipe his ass next year when he’s too old to control his bowels and he shits himself

Sounds like this chick hit the jackpot.- nik