THE DIRTY ARMY: About a year and a half ago this girl was hooking up with a friend of mine, and 3 others simultaneously. He got fed up with the 4am calls, and the 4:45am banging of the door uninvited. next thing you know she says shes pregnant. her first instict was to pin it on the most responsible, and stable guy since the other 3 were fuck wads that still lived at home or on a friends couch. This guy, exclusively started dating her, accepted the fact that he was father, pampered her, bought her a fucking house, and payed for everything like a good father should. Concerned friends started talking and he found out she was a whore with super sloot powers from slutagonia. (thats her distant whore universe). After 9 months of labor, delivery, and 3 months of taking care of “his child”, he founds out the child isnt his. At least that’s what the state certified paternity test said. Of course he lost his shit, she admitted, tried to “fix things”. Needless to say now, she is with broke dick #?, and lives a life with him, although you can expect the late night phonecalls begging for forgiveness

That pear was modeled after her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Irina and Alex…what a pair, both know there way around a strip club and how to hustle men for money! Hats off to them! Irina pimps this girl out she is to dumb to know the difference!

They look like the type who will be in NOLA for Superbowl Weekend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I can not believe this girl has not been posted before! She goes around saying she looks like Britney Spears! Yeah maybe a slight resemblance with loads of make up, a wig and 75 pounds ago!! She is always whining about “why can’t I get a boyfriend? Where out thou Romeo?” Maybe it’s because you’ve slept with pretty much everyone from California to Louisiana or it could possibly be the fact that men tend to throw up while attempting to go down on you. Who knows, just a guess! I know your still dealing with the fact that you abandoned your Son to move to Cali and become a famous groupie and that obviously didn’t work out!You really need to get it together and stop mooching of your grandmother. I mean she is already in an assisted living home. You should focus on those seldom visitations you get with your son and maybe hitting the gym rather than posting pictures of yourself constantly sweetie! Lets face it your running out of time on finding a sugar A daddy! Of course we all feel sorry for you about that “babysitter” thing when you were A little girl but that is no excuse to be an absolutely disgusting human being!

The size of those arms are a concern.  A full body shot would hide her +2′s.- nik