Baton Rouge | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Paige Whittington

January 8, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so Nik, This girl right here is literally DISGUSTING. She claims she is a “model” while posting pictures of herself on Instagram in her bra and panties and puts a black and white filter on it… yeah you’re a great model. Not to mention she was caught in a strip club dancing naked for a fun day in new Orleans, while she had the audacity to put a picture up of her “best friend since kindergarten”. What a true friend right? Then after that she blamed her friend for vandalizing her house, due to her early on Alzheimer reaction from taking one too many Klonopin per day, she tried to get her “friend” kicked out of the cottages, while being the bar baby she is she posted a nude picture of her friend on FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM. Damn this girl is hard huh? I wouldn’t wanna mess with her she may go to her facebook app and upload a picture! By the way Paige if you are reading this PLEASE for the love of God go buy a hair brush and do everyone a favor. And next time you snort a Xanax or Klonopin please do another line because what karma has coming for your lack of sophistication and class, you are going to need that benzo to keep your body from not feeling anything. Oh and make sure not to say good vibes around her she hates that… just a tip for ya

If you need to take off your clothes for people to look at you you’re not a model..- nik

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Cuong Vo

January 7, 2014 Baton Rouge 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: A few years back while I was minding my own business in a chat room I got a message from this self professed “nice guy” who’s yahoo handle is [removed]. We chatted for a few days and soon it grew intense and then he started love bombing me, eventually asking me to move in with him and marry him. (see lovefraudfor more info on love bombing) Well Asian he is, born in 1973 he is NOT and a nice guy he definitely is NOT. HE IS A COMPLETE PSYCHO! BATON ROUGE BEWARE! Like any great psychopath, he preys on vulnerable women. He has radar for hurting or weak ladies and at that time I met him, I was going through the loss of my child so he picked up on that and ran with it. He used my pain to take advantage of the situation and prey on my weakness I had back then. My bad! I didnt know any better so … I gave him my heart and all he did was LIE to me, USE ME and play me and another woman at the same time, behind each other’s backs He also lied to me about almost all the people he works with at the DCFS office downtown on 4th street, slandering them and spreading horrible gossip about them every time he came home. I have since found out that everything he said about his co workers down there, his past, and every other part of his life is lies! I cannot stand liars!! He also has killed his pets when he was young and has a sexual obsession with his step sister. He is 43 and claims his age to be much younger and is obsessed with barely legal, drug addicted or broken women. He has inmates calling his house from a prison in N Texas and has driven 9 hours to go visit them (he says he met them online too???). This psycho is a real loser! I felt sorry for the guy since he has a narcissistic mother and sister who control his whole life and so I stayed with him and tried to help him get some sanity, but he acts like a 5 year old and cannot make any decision without consulting those 2 bitches first. I do not feel sorry for him anymore. A psycho is a psycho. They choose to be that way. He lives in Baton Rouge and works for the Dept of Children and Family Services. He claims he is some big cheese down there but I found out from one of his co workers he is only a low man on the totem pole. (Another lie). He also works at Hammond Aire Car Wash on Airline and Old Hammond one weekend a month and has told me on numerous occasions how the owner (Gene’s) wife has been after him for sex for years. (Probably another lie). I have attached a photo of this lovely creature for all of Baton Rouge to see and to be aware of the psycho in your midst!

Its time to let the hair go bud.- nik

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Classic AP Trash

December 31, 2013 Baton Rouge, Would You? 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is a complete fake bitch she is 21 divorces with a daughter who she hardly spends anytime with she changes boyfriends like underwear pressures every guy she meets to become her husband most us dudes just laugh at her pass her around cuz she kinky as fuk in bed she dated a 60 year old who had kids older then her she gets super drunk acts like she is better than everyone else she was obsessed with me she was really clingy and superficial she talked bad about all her friends who she gets a new friend every week she’s two faced and just has a terribly insecure personality that causes her to be annoying a hell she thinks she’s all that bounced from me to another guy to another guy to another guy. So nik tell me would you?

Answer: No, she looks like a puppet.

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I Know Optical Illusion Can Make It

December 20, 2013 Baton Rouge, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY:   Nik, check out one of the most famous DC has became a singer.  I do like what I’m hearing from Optical Illusion and I truly believe she has a shot at making it in the music industry, what do you think?

I doubt O-ill was the singer. They probably just casted her as the witch. Anyway this was mediocre at best.- nik 

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Baton Rouge Bar Scene: Land of the Losers

December 18, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Please give these people a wake up call. The Baton Rouge bar scene has been the same people for years: Washed up, forever single, immature, aged, disgusting individuals who have no career and barely any education even though they”re all pushing 30 years old. If you can look at someone’s tagged pics on Facebook and see that they’ve been doing the exact same thing for 3+ years, maybe it’s time for them to move on and actually do something with their lives. Perfect example…2010 vs 2013. Same sh*t, different year. Baton Rouge sucks.

There’s definitely a problem when the guys show more skin then the chicks.- nik

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God’s Gift

December 16, 2013 Baton Rouge 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl Felicia likes to talk about how shes saving herself for the right guy because god wants her to respect herself and everyone else should too. She posts these statuses on facebook at least 3 or more times a day. It seems funny considering these pictures were sent in a group text where a couple of guys who we know said they ran a train on her. I think God would want her to, at the very least, wear goggles in her white trash tanning bed.

I’m surprised she can close that tanning bed on herself, doesn’t look like she fits.- nik

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What Do You Think About Lacey

December 6, 2013 Baton Rouge 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, plain and simple, do you think this girl is hot?

I think she loves God.- nik

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Baton Rouge Creeper

December 5, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude is the nastiest d-bag in BR. He has been with uncountable women and he hooks up with really young girls, too. He lies to them and uses his dad’s fancy cars and acts like he has a ton of money. This guy is all talk. He even edits his facebook pictures to make it look like he is crowd surfing and being a dj at a club. I’m sure multiple people have something to say about this guy. I’ve also heard that he’s hooked up with men. I know he’s lived with a couple of gay men before. Oh, and lets not forget that when he got his girlfriend pregnant, he lied to multiple other girls saying it wasn’t his (and that he didn’t have a girlfriend) and went around BR hooking up with all these ladies! This guy is extremely immature and the perfection definition of a lying d-bag. Ladies, if you’ve been with this guy, please go get checked! Nik, Whats up with dudes like this?

Dude spilt.  I decided.- nik

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