Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

UPDATE: Time For Another Change

December 26, 2012 Baton Rouge 26 6,925 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Any idea where we can see this Girls Gone Wild rip off video? Ever wonder what would happen if a company came along and put together the most outlandish, non-repetative, no nonsense, painful stunts and naked spring breakers on one DVD? Well in “Daddy’s LiL Angel”, the Village Idiots take you to the hottest spring break spots to catch Amercia’s wildest college co-eds doing what daddy taught them not to do. If that wasn’t enough, the village idiots are a riot in their own right. They happily show you why they are the new standard for comedic pain and ignorance. From K-Slimm and his cast iron stomach, T-Bo’s personality, flair, and lyrical genius, Brock’s golden boy smile after every pain driven nail, to Whiteboy’s way of being able to stomach another persons waste! This is a must see people. If you want a DVD that will not leave you bored and will guarantee you wanting more then look no further. We are real people, who do real stunts, who film real girls. No paid actresses, no camera guy narrator, no special effects, NO BULLSHIT. Just Sex, Pain, and Rock & Roll.

Don’t waste your money.- nik



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Controlling Sorority B*tch

December 20, 2012 Baton Rouge, Dirty Greeks, LSU 15 7,100 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick right here is a controlling insecure b*tch. She thinks she has to be in charge of everything. Putting people down makes her feel better about herself because she is a fat ass cow. She is your typical Sorority backstabbing girl. She has even posted stuff on here that was false about girls so they wont get into her sorority, sorry BG (wait, weren’t yall best friends too at one point?) She thinks shes the queen of Thibodaux and Nicholls. She has basically pushed every one of her friends thats not in her sorority out of her life. Her boyfriend is also gay, he got drunk and hooked up with my brother once. BET SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT… OOOPS! Karma is a b*tch and so are you. Hope you still have your DZ sisters left after this.

DZ at LSU… do they have hot chicks?- nik



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Time For Another Change

December 19, 2012 Baton Rouge 154 9,316 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amber has been on here a few times. I’ve read most comments about how her personality changes with any new guy she ends up with. I ran into her a few weeks ago and she has a brand new accent even though she hasn’t lived anywhere different. She has become someone different again now that she is with a guy who knows guns. I remember a while back when she went through her gangsta phase and she pretended like she owned a stolen gun because she thought it made her sound tough. Then she found a new guy who wasn’t like that and the idea of guns was repulsive again. Now she’s on the other side again and pushing this whole survivalist idea without knowing anything she’s talking about. She’s parroting a bunch of people she works with because she can’t have her own opinion, it has to be formed for her by people whose acceptance she needs. She posts pictures of guns laying around her house, talking about how she is drinking and “protecting” herself. She’s getting drunk, has a weapon out in the open, and has two kids. She talks about how her guns are always getting stolen, so she doesn’t have them locked up properly. Now after the tragedy in Connecticut, she’s in full on “everyone needs an assault rifle to protect themselves” mode. People who don’t know how to take care of their own guns are the last people who should be promoting more guns. Imagine the blood that could be on her hands because she didn’t take care of her gun and it was stolen.
I hope something changes in her life soon because her children are growing up in the same type of environment that the murderer in Connecticut was – a survivalist for a mother who is always freaking out about the government, teaching them that being paranoid is normal.

She’s lacking a few hundred ornaments for my liking,.- nik



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LSU Trash

December 18, 2012 Baton Rouge, LSU 71 5,612 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY NIK! BIG TIME FAN ! I had to post this local girl for the safety of my city . I went to school with this girl in highschool and she sleeps with everyone she sees. Shes a teacher and its highly inappropriate to me that she teaches little kids and then goes out and gets completely trashed on the weekends. She sleeps with random people all the time and all of her friends have told her to quit before something bad happens to her. Im no longer friends with her because it has become embarassing. Please tell her to quit sleeping around on the first date and get her act together *** MUCH LOVE NIK

Its the new craze with all the attention teachers are getting these days.- nik



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Smashing Young Man

December 13, 2012 Baton Rouge 0 8,910 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, nik, nik… do i have a catch of a home “maker” for you. this so called big man on campus walks around with his nose in the air and his thumb in.. well where the sun don’t shine! hes best known for his two faced and undeniable false charm. sometimes you cant tell if hes actually that daft or just imagining hes smart. either way “Mr. chad” is a species all on its own. he lives in his own world where reality’s are more than exact opposite of the norm. nik, this smashing young man can seem like the nicest most considerate man out there but in reality hes an ass-whole who looks like a dick head. hell put every aspect of you down only because hes jealous. oh wait! the best part.. ready nik? sometimes i think Mr chad would rather be called Mrs chad… he accessorizes more than a high maintenance super model, he goes to a gay club as a straight man and then complains about lack of attention. my warning for you nik is to keep well away and if you see this smashing young man point and laugh, hell probably laugh with you…. so after all of that my question… would you nik?

Heavy accessorize-rs are either douchebags or for the gays.  His arms would be more swollen if he was a d-bag.- nik



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This Sick Bastard

December 12, 2012 Baton Rouge, LSU 5 8,679 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,  I don’t know where to start with this guy. One thang I have to say is he is always getting wasted. Has really weird friends. And I don’t understand why,he really is the most normalist person I have ever met,in my day. His baby mama a hoe doe. He is also in total awe of Shelby who hes never met,and leaving her voicemails sounding like his grandmaw just so that she\’ll talk to him. He smells like peppermints. Congrats on the baby,you broke ass.

This guy is a champ at taking pictures.- nik



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