Photoshop Is A Liar


photoshop is a liar

photoshop is a liar

THE DIRTY ARMY: “tasha” is her stage name. she works atdeja vu . i saw her one time and you can definitely tell she’s all used up. possibly (probably) had a child..but question is, would you?

Answer: No, that lace is covering her large stomach, she’s working with flap jacks and she’s got that bizarre piercing on her nose.

Hot Stuff


Hot stuff

Hot stuff

Hot stuff

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is D, What do you think? Would you?

Answer: No, she’s had a couple too many kids.

Crazy Biatch


Crazy bitch

Crazy bitch

Crazy bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Kayla Gauthier. She is a crazy, bipolar , two faced b*tch..i think the bipolar part must run i the family. She never shows her teeth in any pictures because she has a huge gap between her front teeth, so big you could kick a field goal through it. She’s one of those people who acts like your best friend and then turns around and talks sh*t about you behind your back. She also likes to make fun of a deaf girl who she thinks is into her boyfriend. No matter what you do for her, she will always find a reason to b*tch and complain about something. Her hair always looks like it needs to be washed and she’s got a big rolly gut and likes to show it off in tight dresses. She loves to copy off the people she calls friends, then turn around and say they copied her. She also likes to beg people to buy her things. She posts her whole life and all her drama on facebook, and always makes herself the victim..then gets her family to pop off on everyone who tries to tell her that she brought it all on herself. She drives a sh*tty jeep that always breaks down and has to get other people to drive her around, but when she offers to drive someone somewhere she complains about gas money. Her sister is ghetto and crazy and is too busy fighting on facebook to take care of her own son, it’s so sad. This girl tries to act like a hardass online by “putting people in their place” after she’s already deleted them from seeing what she said. Someone needs to knock this horse looking girl off her pedestol!

Thank god she is aware of what she looks like and spares the world from her smile.- nik

Horny Hippo


Horny Hippo

Horny Hippo

Horny Hippo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat f*ck thinks she is the sh*t. she flirts with guys way outta her league. fyi pushing ur boobs out and pullin down ur shirt doesnt make them bigger! we all no ur a A cup stop pretending. everyone thinks shes a joke, seriously hit the gym and lay off the lard. greasy fat bitch stop posting pics of ur fugly face.

It’s sad because even if she lost weight she would still be hideous.- nik

Meet Henry David Arevalo Dominguez


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Henry Arevalo gets AROUNDDDD!!! He claims that he is exhausted with looking for the “right one” and that it’s SO hard to find a good woman. How will he ever find one when he is with a different woman EVERY night!?? He is known to be seen around Baton Rouge & Denham Springs with underage girls. He uses his “charisma” to get into the pants of ALL the waitresses where he works. The younger they are, the more he likes it. He gets them all liquored up with free margaritas & then takes advantage of them at his famous after parties. He also has a fetish for STRIPPERS. He can be found at the Gold Club or Crazy Horse at least once or twice a week. Ask any stripper there & she’ll tell you that he promises $ and dinner. NEWS FLASH!!! He has NO MONEY !!! He doesn’t even own a vehicle. He lies and tells girls he owns a house, a car, and claims to be a partner at the restaurant where he works. He is a pathological liar. Sometimes he cross dresses. He has been seen making out with and humping guys. He’ll stick his dick into ANY hole — guy, girl, white trash, fat, skinny, married, old, animals – he is an equal opportunity f*cker. Greg for everybody!!! He has a major drug & alcohol addiction – most nights he gets so whopped that he passes out not even aware of what or WHO he did. So the question is, have you been one of Henry Arevalo’s chosen “few?”

I mean if I looked like that I would probably have addictions too.- nik

Hottie In BR


Hottie in BR

Hottie in BR

Hottie in BR

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Steph B. She’s a hottie here in BR. What do ya think?

If her arms were not so fat she would be a butterface.- nik

Pedophile


Pedophile

Pedophile

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this fatty is Nick Capone is a huge man whore. 45+ girls, and about half of them were under age. Its so disgusting that he sleeps with 14 and 15 years old. He is 25 and hasn’t had a girl friend in years. I wonder why!!! Look at him, fat and ugly, no wonder he sleeps with girls ten years younger then him. Most the girls he sleeps with are whore, and just band groupies. He has been in some untalented bands like Better off dead( Elle Oh Elle), and If I Were a Battleship. This guy has no future what so ever. He leads on the underage girls just to get in their pants, They could look 12 and he wouldnt care. So Nick what do you think of this Nick??? dont you think he should be in jail?

His emo look is strictly for the LG’s.  Soon his hair will cover half his face (his wrinkles).- nik

Most Selfish Girl Ever


Most selfish girl ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is the most selfish person I have ever met. She is 22 or 23 and married to a loser who has not been with her in almost a year. She lives her life on the internet and her only friends are people she chats with on some random website. She ignores her precious son to spend time on the computer. She has never held a job for more than a month and currently has no job nor any intention of getting one. She lives off her mother and food stamps. She is so fat and takes pictures with the camera tilted at an angle so you can’t tell. Gross much!

Another marriage lost to World of Warcraft eh.- nik

Acsension Parish Models Aka Porcelain Dolls


AP( acsension parish) models - porcelain dolls

AP( acsension parish) models - porcelain dolls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are AP’s “finest” ..the “photographer” is married with a daughter older than these girls !! who are fresh out of highschool ( i suppose naive and easy to pray on)some are still in it . LOL they brag about being “models” and doing a “fashion” show , which makes me want to VOMIT . Trashy does not equal classy. They also get stripper/stage names. .

I mean at least pick out chicks who are remotely attractive.- nik

Cradle Robber


Cradle Robber

Cradle Robber

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little cougar in the making is Michelle Weedman. she jumps on any boy ranging from 12 years old to 16, being 19 herself. gets so drunk and gets trains ran on her all over springfeild and ponchatoula. this disgusting cow takes pictures of herself in two piece swimsuits and posts them on facebook. she will screw your boyfriend in a heartbeat, lie about it then try to be your friend. her only friends are minors shes currently sleeping with and her huge cousin. she does anything and everything to try and fit in. when she goes out to clubs she thinks its sexy to wear cut off booty shorts bc she THINKS she has an *ss. its disgusting. please put her in her place.

It’s like her gut is trying so desperately to eat her swimsuit.- nik