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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 17


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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Candice, Please Stop Using Drugs

September 4, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 45

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Candice.  She has such a hot body, but she has a little problem with drugs.  Wanted to say stop that sh*t Candice.  Nik, how do you feel about her body?  Smoking right?  Click here to see her without the dress!!

Dirtyvention. Candice they are posting you because they love you.- nik

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These Two Need To Stop Already

August 28, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 66


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nina Rose and Bruna Araujo…okay Bruna is actually a really nice girl but unfortunately (and I know you have met her so you have own opinions) she is just too eager to please and still thinks she is hot… Nina on the other hand is a fake ass skank and a half. She is the ultimate homie hopper and will do ANYTHING to get noticed. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Seattle, even tried out for D List magazine cover girl…and didn’t win. Please bump this nasty hoe off her self-made pedestal, Seattle dudes are still jockin’ because she has +2′s. But let me tell you, the +2′s are disgusting in person and they don’t mean sh*t when she begs for attention, talks too much and takes more selfies than Courtney Stodden. Ugh Bellevue bitches…you are not LA caliber…get over yourselves. And hey Nina, go home you’re drunk…all the time, train wreck.

Someone please get this girl a Seahawks helmut.- nik

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We Are All Thinking The Same About This Bellevue Club Promoter

December 17, 2012 Bellevue, Seattle 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bellevue/Seattle’s club promoter Mr. Ruvin Podgorny or should I say Mr. Closet Gay. This guy dresses like an angel, sailor and has more cleavage then the hookers on 1st ave. He is constantly surrounded by women, but we all know its just a front. What do you think Nik?  Do we have him wrong?

They still make V-necks?- nik

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Eastside For Hire

September 18, 2012 Bellevue, Seattle 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Bellevue’s premier gay escort. He’s well known In the social scene for being a hooker! You can find him on numerous websites. He pretends like he’s elite, but in reality his family has gone bankrupt and now has to who*e himself out to pay his bills. He’s a joke! Since when did being an anorexic c*ke head beck fashionable?!

I wonder if he has ever been to Dubai?- nik

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Munch On This

July 9, 2011 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 42

Munch On this

Munch On this

Munch On this

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, Nik. This is what Bellevue’s night life looks like, Munchbar, and parlor. I see these girls all the time, not only do they work at clubs but they live there.  And I see them with new best friends about every 3 weeks, why is that? Its a girl thing? Anyways I’m interested to see who they really are, when people respond! Cuz from what I hear and see its all fake. and of course my own opinion is swaying towards promiscuity check it Alicia b. Jennie P. Tiffany, Caitlin S, and Megan L, and don’t for get Ashley C haha, and p.s. Bellevue needs to have its own category my dude! You know how many clubs they just opened up, great place for rich kids to spend their time ya know.

Where do the young people hang out? These are all older chicks in their 30′s… nobody wants to see a girl in their 30′s naked.- nik

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Welcome To

June 23, 2011 Bellevue, Carrollton, Concord, Coral Springs, Lafayette, Miramar, Roseville, Simi Valley, Thorton, Visalia 3

Welcome to, now it is time for you to help save the world. Be the first person to submit a post in your city. I am guessing there are no hot chicks where you live. I decided.- nik

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