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Nik You Have To Like This Goddess

Posted in Berkeley, Manhattan, San Francisco, The Dirty | March 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Abbey Lee K**. An Austrilian goddess supermodel ranked as the top 10 model as of right now. She is pretty much perfect and has the best body in the industry. Models from Vouge covers and editorials to Victoria Secret and rocks a nose ring! So Nik what do YOU think of this angel?

I think she needs braces and a new haircut. I don’t believe in these top ten lists… the judges are all fashion industry gay guys (Pink Mafia) who can’t even get it up for chicks. How can you tell if a chick is hot if you don’t want to stick it in them?- nik

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Berkeley Hottie Alert

Posted in Berkeley, San Jose, Would You? | February 22nd, 2010

Berkeley Hottie Alert

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the name is Gabby Vo**. Nothing dirty about her.. super cute/pretty latina in Alpha Phi.. nevermind her friends, would you with the brunette?

She is in a sorority, she is dirty…I don’t know which one your talking about but I don’t care, their all ugly.- nik

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Most Gorgeous Import Model Ever

Posted in Berkeley, Vancouver, Would You? | February 16th, 2010

This is Dannie Riel!!! She's the most gorgeous import model ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dannie R** is hot and gorgeous and if you doubt that, you are crazy!!

Guess I’m crazy..her torso belongs to a guy, +2’s wouldn’t even balance it out.- nik

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Mr And Ms Don’t Pay

Posted in Berkeley, Dirty Business, Newport | February 16th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik a friend of mine works for this tool, and from what he says, this guy doesn’t like to pay his employee’s or let alone their expense’s. Plus he’s known through-out the community as a rip off! He’s has a brand that claims to be all that, but in reality he’s selling other artists artwork and then telling the artist to basically f*ck off, the guys a barney and needs to be put on blast!

That is one of the worst hack jobs I have seen.- nik

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Supposed Hottest Female Athlete Of 2010

Posted in Berkeley, Dirty Athletes, St. Paul, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Allison Stokke and she’s being rated as the hottest female athlete on the planet….just wondering what you think Nik.

I think she is lopsided with a minimal gut. Honestly, she looks way better without make up and done up. I rather have her hang out with me in her pole vaulter uniform all day. Also, she looks like she would be a great shower partner in my mind.- nik

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Stephen From Laguna Beach

Posted in Berkeley, The Dirty | November 18th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Stephen. He was just chilling with a dude friend at the first bar I was at Mani’s playing shuffle board and drinking. Then he came to the second bar I was at: Kips. He was ordering shots of Patron… kinda douchey when the bar is filled with college kids getting $2 whiskey/cokes. He ended up chilling and sitting down with the girls I was with, one who eventually puked on his table because it was her 21st birthday. Nobody recognized him in Berkeley because he has gained so much weight.

Yeah, he is a little fat in the face… still trying to figure out who is though? Am I supposed to know him?- nik

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